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Get down!

Get down! Get down!

Oh!

What happened?

We just got fired. We did?

Hey, I don't like that guy's attitude. All I did was pick up one little box.

And it had ten other boxes full of dishes right on top of it. What are we

to do now?

Find another job.

We got to eat, don't we?

Well, we got to...

All right, all right. We can take a hint.

Let's go.

Just on account of a buck.

Wait a minute.

See that sign?

Who's smoking?

What do you think of this lad as a dishwasher?

I can recommend him very highly.

I think we got fired again.

How do you do? I'm so glad to see you. You came in answer to my advertisement,

of course. What?

Why, of course. Sight me.

Good. When do you want to commence?

Commence? Why, any time.

Splendid. This way, please.

Oh, well.

Gentlemen, this is your instructor, Miss Beebe.

Hi,

Miss Buckshot. And now, then... there will be a small tuition fee of $5

Not interested.

What's the matter?

George Washington.

Washington. Oh, on second thought, I'm quite interested. What was that fee?

$5 apiece, or three for 25.

A rare bargain.

We'll take the three. How much money you got? Oh, I got two bucks.

Good. How much money you got?

Well, I left the house this morning. Yeah, you got $2.

We only have $4. I'll take it.

Gentlemen, if you study very hard, you'll receive your diplomas in one

Pardon me.

He said diplomas. For what?

For what? That's a good one.

You're going to be dentists.

Dentists? Dentists.

Oh, hiya, Doc. Hiya, Doctor. Congratulations, Doctor.

Congratulations, Doctor.

I see you look... Say, Doc, can you see that tooth? Yes.

That's funny. I can.

Here, I'll show it to you. Wait a minute. No, I was only kidding.

Wait, wait.

I'm a static.

Gentlemen, please.

Keep quiet. You haven't got your diplomas yet.

Oh, lucky guy.

Hey, ain't those choppers done yet? No, they've got to cook a little longer. 20

minutes to the pound, you know.

Well, today's graduation day.

Are you ready for your diploma?

Oh, sure, sure. We got a set of uppers and lowers in there. It'll knock the

doc's eye out. And when he sees them, he'll graduate us with honors.

The other students turned better than yesterday.

I wouldn't want you to fail, you know.

Sweet.

Ain't he gorgeous?

What's the matter with him?

He's been standing too close to that oven.

Come on, are those choppers done yet? I'll see.

They're done.

All right, put him down.

Ain't it beautiful?

It's alive.

You're crazy. It can't be alive. Go on, pick it up. I don't want to... Go on,

pick it up.

I told you it's alive.

What's going on here?

That's all.

Wait a minute.

You made that monster. Now pick it up. But, Moe, I'm afraid... You heard me.

Pick it up.

Moe!

Moe, I can't do a thing with it.

Hey,

T, look.

Hey, we'll all sneak up on them together.

I made a lucky strike when I found you.

The girl of my dreams.

Hey, hey.

One of you guys has flair.

I should pick that thing up. It's yours, baby. No, I don't want to.

He made that freak thing. Let him suffer.

Did I knock it off? I'll say.

Yeah, you knocked it off.

Gentlemen,

you're just in time to receive your diplomas.

Did you bring your sample denture?

Oh, about the sample dentures, Doc.

It's a mighty long story.

And I was telling the lads, boys, you better...

Well, in fact, here they are now, Doc.

Why, they're beautiful.

Oh, thank you. Sorry, we're a little late. Better late than never. Oh, thank

you.

And now, gentlemen, it is time to take you out into the world.

Most of you have done well here. Others, I'm sorry to say, have not done quite

so well.

In fact, in this class, there have been some who have been so clumsy, so lazy,

and so stupid, I will not embarrass them by mentioning their names.

Oh, gee. Thanks, Doc. You're a great guy.

Someday we'll do something big for you, Doc. Boys, will you just do me a favor?

Yes. Go somewhere far away to practice.

Remember what Horace Greeley said?

Don't give up the ship. No.

He said go west, young man. Go west.

That's a hint. Go west.

the work moving in.

All right, you guys, come on, step on it. We haven't got all day.

Here, Larry, put this sign up and put it where people will see it. Come on,

let's get straightened up around here. Mo, I hope everything goes all right.

What do you mean goes all right? You went to dental school, didn't you? Yeah.

That whole week wasn't wasted, was it? No.

And you got a diploma, didn't you? That's right. It cost me four bits

Oh, so what's all of the... Oh,

doctor, I have a patient for you. Be with you in a minute.

That'll be two dollars, please.

Oh, doctor, the patient.

Yes, right here. Right here.

Well, sit right down. Sit right down. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, that's the patient.

Come here.

Now make yourself nice and comfortable.

That's it. Right back like that.

There we are.

Easy now. Now just put it around. Open your mouth, please.

Ow! Ow!

There's the patient.

Oh, he's got a filling.

Up here.

Open your mouth.

Wider. There's the mouth.

Oh, yeah, he's got that problem about the dreadnought with the bicuspid

canophran.

Save that for later, pal. You'll need it. Doctor, here's your drill. Well,

there, there. Oh, yeah.

Are you comfortable?

No.

Who asked you?

All right, we're going to wipe it on him.

Hey, the head's up there.

Oh, yeah.

Easy, the mouth is in the front.

Oh, they moved it, huh?

Hold steady, kid, hold steady.

Hold steady. Where's the handle of the thing?

Just a little bit.

What are you?

Are you wearing gloves?

Oh, yeah.

There you are.

There you are.

Who recommended this place?

Here he is, Doc.

All right. That didn't hurt a bit, did it?

I thought not.

This won't hurt either.

Let's see what's next.

Page 50.

What do you know?

After you drill a tooth, you're supposed to fill it.

Where's the dentist?

There he is.

Oh, well, I got a tooth that's killing me, and you've got to take it out.

but this gentleman was here first.

Oh, he was, was he?

Now I'm first.

Take it out.

Yes, sir. Just a minute.

Do you know what happened to the last dentist that worked on me?

No, sir. He struck a nerve.

That's him there.

Notch number nine. Hold it.

Where are you going? I'm just taking a short cut to the bowl.

You can sit right down in the chair. Yeah, sit right down here.

Be darn sure you're right with this bird or you'll be notch number ten.

Yeah. Yeah.

What's the matter? You nervous?

Just in the left arm.

A good tooth will give off a clear ringing sound when struck by a metal

There you are. That's very simple.

Metal object.

Metal object.

Metal object.

Metal object. Hammerhead.

Hammerhead.

Hammerhead. Hammerhead.

Well, all right.

Patient's yours, doctor. Yes, sir. Open, please.

I think he found it. I think we better give him a whip of gas.

Yeah.

Pardon

me.

Now count to 90.

One.

What's next?

Let's see. Page 50. It says the next step is to sandpaper the chest.

Wait a minute. Let me see that.

The next step is the sandpaper to the chest. Must be something new in

Okay, Doc.

Sandpaper. Oh!

Ray, be careful of his tattoo.

He had a tattoo?

Hey, fellas, listen to this. It says, then you varnish the lid.

Varnish? Lid?

Varnish! Varnish!

You take one nail and put it through the 1x2, drive it in, and then

make sure it's a finishing nail so you can put putty on the head of it.

Then you take a hasp and you... Pardon me.

What's the name of this book you're reading? You know.

The Amateur Carpenter.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's all right. It's a very understandable mistake, my dear chap.

What are you doing?

Now, don't make any more mistakes.

I'm going to look. I can't... Quiet!

All right.

Open his mouth.

You've got the wrong -