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Get down!
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Get down! Get down!
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Oh!
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What happened?
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We just got fired. We did?
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Hey, I don't like that guy's attitude.
All I did was pick up one little box.
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And it had ten other boxes full of
dishes right on top of it. What are we
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to do now?
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Find another job.
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We got to eat, don't we?
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Well, we got to...
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All right, all right. We can take a
hint.
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Let's go.
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Just on account of a buck.
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Wait a minute.
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See that sign?
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Who's smoking?
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What do you think of this lad as a
dishwasher?
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I can recommend him very highly.
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I think we got fired again.
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How do you do? I'm so glad to see you.
You came in answer to my advertisement,
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of course. What?
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Why, of course. Sight me.
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Good. When do you want to commence?
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Commence? Why, any time.
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Splendid. This way, please.
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Oh, well.
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Gentlemen, this is your instructor, Miss
Beebe.
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Hi,
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Miss Buckshot. And now, then... there
will be a small tuition fee of $5
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Not interested.
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What's the matter?
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George Washington.
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Washington. Oh, on second thought, I'm
quite interested. What was that fee?
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$5 apiece, or three for 25.
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A rare bargain.
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We'll take the three. How much money you
got? Oh, I got two bucks.
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Good. How much money you got?
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Well, I left the house this morning.
Yeah, you got $2.
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We only have $4. I'll take it.
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Gentlemen, if you study very hard,
you'll receive your diplomas in one
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Pardon me.
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He said diplomas. For what?
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For what? That's a good one.
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You're going to be dentists.
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Dentists? Dentists.
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Oh, hiya, Doc. Hiya, Doctor.
Congratulations, Doctor.
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Congratulations, Doctor.
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I see you look... Say, Doc, can you see
that tooth? Yes.
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That's funny. I can.
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Here, I'll show it to you. Wait a
minute. No, I was only kidding.
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Wait, wait.
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I'm a static.
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Gentlemen, please.
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Keep quiet. You haven't got your
diplomas yet.
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Oh, lucky guy.
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Hey, ain't those choppers done yet? No,
they've got to cook a little longer. 20
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minutes to the pound, you know.
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Well, today's graduation day.
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Are you ready for your diploma?
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Oh, sure, sure. We got a set of uppers
and lowers in there. It'll knock the
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doc's eye out. And when he sees them,
he'll graduate us with honors.
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The other students turned better than
yesterday.
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I wouldn't want you to fail, you know.
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Sweet.
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Ain't he gorgeous?
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What's the matter with him?
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He's been standing too close to that
oven.
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Come on, are those choppers done yet?
I'll see.
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They're done.
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All right, put him down.
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Ain't it beautiful?
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It's alive.
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You're crazy. It can't be alive. Go on,
pick it up. I don't want to... Go on,
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pick it up.
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I told you it's alive.
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What's going on here?
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That's all.
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Wait a minute.
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You made that monster. Now pick it up.
But, Moe, I'm afraid... You heard me.
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Pick it up.
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Moe!
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Moe, I can't do a thing with it.
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Hey,
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T, look.
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Hey, we'll all sneak up on them
together.
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I made a lucky strike when I found you.
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The girl of my dreams.
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Hey, hey.
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One of you guys has flair.
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I should pick that thing up. It's yours,
baby. No, I don't want to.
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He made that freak thing. Let him
suffer.
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Did I knock it off? I'll say.
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Yeah, you knocked it off.
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Gentlemen,
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you're just in time to receive your
diplomas.
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Did you bring your sample denture?
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Oh, about the sample dentures, Doc.
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It's a mighty long story.
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And I was telling the lads, boys, you
better...
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Well, in fact, here they are now, Doc.
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Why, they're beautiful.
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Oh, thank you. Sorry, we're a little
late. Better late than never. Oh, thank
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you.
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And now, gentlemen, it is time to take
you out into the world.
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Most of you have done well here. Others,
I'm sorry to say, have not done quite
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so well.
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In fact, in this class, there have been
some who have been so clumsy, so lazy,
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and so stupid, I will not embarrass them
by mentioning their names.
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Oh, gee. Thanks, Doc. You're a great
guy.
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Someday we'll do something big for you,
Doc. Boys, will you just do me a favor?
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Yes. Go somewhere far away to practice.
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Remember what Horace Greeley said?
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Don't give up the ship. No.
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He said go west, young man. Go west.
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That's a hint. Go west.
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the work moving in.
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All right, you guys, come on, step on
it. We haven't got all day.
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Here, Larry, put this sign up and put it
where people will see it. Come on,
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let's get straightened up around here.
Mo, I hope everything goes all right.
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What do you mean goes all right? You
went to dental school, didn't you? Yeah.
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That whole week wasn't wasted, was it?
No.
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And you got a diploma, didn't you?
That's right. It cost me four bits
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Oh, so what's all of the... Oh,
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doctor, I have a patient for you. Be
with you in a minute.
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That'll be two dollars, please.
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Oh, doctor, the patient.
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Yes, right here. Right here.
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Well, sit right down. Sit right down.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, that's the patient.
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Come here.
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Now make yourself nice and comfortable.
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That's it. Right back like that.
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There we are.
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Easy now. Now just put it around. Open
your mouth, please.
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Ow! Ow!
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There's the patient.
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Oh, he's got a filling.
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Up here.
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Open your mouth.
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Wider. There's the mouth.
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Oh, yeah, he's got that problem about
the dreadnought with the bicuspid
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canophran.
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Save that for later, pal. You'll need
it. Doctor, here's your drill. Well,
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there, there. Oh, yeah.
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Are you comfortable?
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No.
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Who asked you?
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All right, we're going to wipe it on
him.
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Hey, the head's up there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Easy, the mouth is in the front.
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Oh, they moved it, huh?
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Hold steady, kid, hold steady.
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Hold steady. Where's the handle of the
thing?
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Just a little bit.
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What are you?
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Are you wearing gloves?
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Oh, yeah.
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There you are.
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There you are.
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Who recommended this place?
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Here he is, Doc.
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All right. That didn't hurt a bit, did
it?
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I thought not.
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This won't hurt either.
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Let's see what's next.
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Page 50.
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What do you know?
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After you drill a tooth, you're supposed
to fill it.
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Where's the dentist?
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There he is.
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Oh, well, I got a tooth that's killing
me, and you've got to take it out.
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but this gentleman was here first.
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Oh, he was, was he?
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Now I'm first.
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Take it out.
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Yes, sir. Just a minute.
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Do you know what happened to the last
dentist that worked on me?
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No, sir. He struck a nerve.
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That's him there.
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Notch number nine. Hold it.
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Where are you going? I'm just taking a
short cut to the bowl.
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You can sit right down in the chair.
Yeah, sit right down here.
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Be darn sure you're right with this bird
or you'll be notch number ten.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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What's the matter? You nervous?
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Just in the left arm.
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A good tooth will give off a clear
ringing sound when struck by a metal
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There you are. That's very simple.
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Metal object.
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Metal object.
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Metal object.
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Metal object. Hammerhead.
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Hammerhead.
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Hammerhead. Hammerhead.
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Well, all right.
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Patient's yours, doctor. Yes, sir. Open,
please.
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I think he found it. I think we better
give him a whip of gas.
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Yeah.
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Pardon
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me.
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Now count to 90.
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One.
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What's next?
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Let's see. Page 50. It says the next
step is to sandpaper the chest.
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Wait a minute. Let me see that.
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The next step is the sandpaper to the
chest. Must be something new in
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Okay, Doc.
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Sandpaper. Oh!
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Ray, be careful of his tattoo.
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He had a tattoo?
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Hey, fellas, listen to this. It says,
then you varnish the lid.
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Varnish? Lid?
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Varnish! Varnish!
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You take one nail and put it through the
1x2, drive it in, and then
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make sure it's a finishing nail so you
can put putty on the head of it.
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Then you take a hasp and you... Pardon
me.
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What's the name of this book you're
reading? You know.
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The Amateur Carpenter.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That's all right. It's a very
understandable mistake, my dear chap.
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What are you doing?
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Now, don't make any more mistakes.
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I'm going to look. I can't... Quiet!
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All right.
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Open his mouth.
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