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How do you like that?

Wanted for vagrancy.

What's vagrancy?

Boy, are you stupid.

You take a flower, and it smells real nice.

That's vagrancy.

We can beat that rap.

You shout ahead.

Vagrancy is when you're a hobo or a tramp.

Uh -oh. We can't beat that one.

There's only one thing left to do. Yes? We gotta pull up stakes.

Yes. Get out of town. Yes. And go to work. No.

Oh, you said a nasty word.

Now listen, you nitwits. There's a lot of rocks in this county, and the sheriff

just loves to have guys like us make itty -bitty ones out of great big ones.

gotta hit the trail. Well, we go. We're heading west.

There's a beautiful little town about 40 miles from here called Peaceful Gulch,

where you can lounge in the lazy sun.

The breeze blows over the open range.

The birds sing.

The bees hum.

You guys.

Wait a minute.

We've got to get going.

Here. We're heading west.

That Fred Morgan and his gang, last night they robbed the express office.

they get the mine payroll?

No, I've got that in my bank, but they'll be after it next.

We've got to find somebody to run these hoodlums out of town. There must be

someone that... I got it.

Look,

we've got to print this picture in the paper and say that there are three

marshals coming to clean up the town.

Might work. And give me time to get rid of the payroll.

That's right.

Law officers on the way.

Famous marshal and deputies expected soon to clean up the town.

Hey, boss, we better call off that bank job.

We'll knock that job over before they get here.

I wish you'd get a new face. You scare people.

Boys, watch your chance to gun them down.

But remember, they're killers.

Glad you got here so soon.

Welcome, partners.

Howdy, Pa. Nice knowing you, stranger. Glad to meet you, gents. My name's

Cassidy. Cassidy? Do you suppose... What might your front name be?

Oh, shut... Clarence.

Clarence Cassidy?

Don't sound quite right know -how.

Somehow. Mr. Higgins will be mighty glad to know you're here.

I'm going to go tell him right now.

I'm riding.

That riding?

Never hurt none.

Hey, what's all this talk about Mr. Higgins?

Oh, he must be batty.

Say, this is a dirty looking place.

Maybe we can promote a job here.

Wait a minute.

They can use some good cleaner uppers. Come on.

Who's the boss of this place?

I am. Why?

Well, mister, we aim to do a little cleaning up around here. Now, wait a

Let's talk this thing over.

How about a drink first, huh?

Well, we don't...

Did somebody come in?

Come on, big boy, let's dance. Oh, I don't... Oh, sure you didn't.

Your partner's doing all right.

Oh, you might swing, swing.

Excuse me while I cut in on the light fantastic.

That's dancing.

It's all in the house, partner.

Thanks. I reckon I'll have a bottle.

Cutting in.

Oh, pleasure.

You danced divinely. Oh, thank you.

Wait a minute, you. I want you to get out of here.

those hombres look familiar?

Vagrants, huh?

Show this to the boys.

Tell them to start shooting when I do.

Vagrants, try to fool me, will you?

No, no, wait.

Think of my family. They'll never see me again. They'll be heartbroken, all of

them. Yes, they will. There's my ma and pa and grandpa and grandma and all the

kids. I got a little golden -haired sister who looks just like you.

She's this high.

And a baby brother this high.

And a great big brother that's this high.

All right, don't move a muscle, you guys.

So I come back to take care of things.

I reckon I ought to wipe them out.

I reckon.

Well, let's get along to jail where they belong.

All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out. Hey, is that a

to talk to a lady?

All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out. That's better.

on. All right, come on up out of there.

Come on, get a move on here.

Get to the hood.

calendar wait a minute wait a minute what's the big idea come on let's go on

here boys mr higgins wants to see you he's moved the money to the old horton

place wants you to guard it right job's a job

Well, what kept you?

Higgins stashed the money at the old Horton place.

They're guarding it.

Well, there you are.

You won't be bothered here none, I reckon. Folks don't come around here

No? Why not?

Oh, some foolishness about an old spook supposed to hang out around here.

Spook, eh?

Yeah. Old Indian sheep.

Years ago, Jeff Horton blew the chief's head off with a shotgun.

They said the old boy comes back here looking for his head.

Well, I'll be seeing you.

Hey, Mo, I don't like this. Yeah, suppose that old chief comes back

his head. Cut it out. That spook stuff is all a lot of foolishness. What's the

matter? You scared?

No, just apprehensive. Oh.

That's a mighty fancy word.

What does that apprehensive mean?

It means you're scared. With a college education.

Oh, you're pretty smart.

Oh, yeah.

What's that?

That's a hand.

Good. What's that? That's a fist.

What was that? A punch in the eye.

Right. Now cut out this nonsense and listen to me.

Larry, you take the couch and get some sleep.

Go ahead.

Jeff, we'll take turns standing guard. Come on, follow me. All right.

Your eyes open.

Gosh, I hope nothing happens. You give me a pain. What could happen?

Come on, answer me that. What could possibly happen?

Nothing, I guess.

Well, then shut up. We're as safe as a babe in his mother's arms, I tell you.

Who is it?

No. Chip.

Is that you, Evelyn?

Don't answer.

The chief?

Yeah. What kind of nonsense is this? I saw his head where it wasn't. Oh, fine.

You dreamed it, you bird brain.

You go on, get some shut -eye. This fraidy cat will stay here with me.

But, Moe, I'm a fraidy cat, too. Come on, get going.

Moe, it was awful. He was eight feet tall, nine feet wide. Oh, shut up. You

me tired.

Why don't you get yourself a book and read it? Improve your mind.

Oh, skip it.

You're blocking my life.

Sorry, I need this.

Guess I'll be safe in here.

Maybe shotgun's got him. That's all right.

These boys will tell us what we want to know.

Won't you, boys?

Why should we?

Because we'll fill you full of lead if you don't.

Now, where's the money? I don't know.

Wait a minute. We don't know.

But, Mo... Shut up.

These tin horn outlaws haven't got the nerve to shoot. If they did kill us,

they'd all hang.

That'd make things even. Don't sound very even to me.

All right.

You guys asked for it.

Now you're gonna get it.

Did you find the other one?

Umgawa. Now, you've got five... Hey, Jacqueline, what are you doing?

Not a false move, either one of you. It's me. It's me, Shep. I'm off.

Oh, Shep, stand where you are, you.

Now I know how a Frank for the field. Take it off with you. Good work, shovel

boy. Thanks. I got her covered.

Get a knife, please.

Well, see you, Garvin.

Good thing for them I wasn't here.

I'd have blasted them. I'd have filled them full of holes.

I'd have... What's the matter, Cassidy?

Oh, blood.

What's the West coming to?

Well, what do we do with the girl?

I'll throw her to the dogs.