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This is terrible.

How long can a thing like this take?

I don't know. I'm going crazy myself.

Hi, fellas.

Shemp, you look wonderful.

You're all cured.

Boy, we can take you home now and you can relax. No more nerves. No more

hallucinations. And no more seeing things that aren't there.

That's swell.

But wait.

I gotta see Nora before I leave.

Nora? Who's Nora?

She's the most beautiful nurse in the world. And I'm madly in love with her.

don't say.

Yeah, where do you see her? She's got eyes like stars, a shape like Venus, and

teeth like pearls.

My Nora.

Yes?

Nora,

my beautiful sunflower.

Ain't she a dream?

There's something about you. Now, I really see the dream walking.

Dream? She's a nightmare.

Hey, you know, I think she's uglier than you are. Yeah, well, she's got... What?

See that?

See that?

Hey,

now wait a minute. Cut it out.

I thought he was supposed to be cured of seeing things.

We better leave him here.

We can't afford it. We'll have to take him home and cure him ourselves.

Oh, Nora, beautiful light of my life.

Will you marry me?

When? Oh, soon, Angel. Soon.

Very soon. And we'll honeymoon on the Isle of Stromboli.

Daddy! Oh,

he's got white hallucinations and a thought.

Hopeless. Oh.

Goodbye, my beautiful.

Goodbye, old chair.

Goodbye, old mackerel.

Goodbye, old fireplace.

I feel off. Now lay down and relax.

The doctor will be here in a minute. Get his medicine.

Okay. I'll stop a little bit.

Here we are.

Here's your medicine. Take it.

Good. That must be the doctor. You better go now, Mary Bell.

Coming, Doc.

Oh, come in. Come in, Dr.

Gesundheit.

The patient is right over there.

Well, what seems to be the trouble?

You're the doctor. You ought to know. Quiet.

I feel pretty rotten. My stomach, it seems, so bloated in my head.

All right. Yes, go on. How does your head feel?

Oh, the usual empty feeling.

Let's just see.

Uh -huh.

Very interesting.

I think... Mama.

It was the doll.

Oh, boy.

You know, Doc, I haven't slept a wink since I've come home.

Well, we'll take care of that.

Give him one of these pills about every three hours.

It should put him to sleep like that.

Well, that's the trouble, Doc. He can't swallow a pill.

Oh, well, then I'll have to give him a hypodermic. No, no, not that.

I will use hypnosis.

All right. Turn around and taste me. Come this way. I don't want the water,

diamond. Look me in the eye.

Look. You see nothing.

You hear nothing.

You know nothing.

You're getting sleepy.

Drowsy.

Drowsy.

Sleepy. Sleepy.

You are now asleep.

Good night.

That will be $30. $10 for the visit and $20 for the hypnosis.

Here you are.

Thanks, Doc.

Cover him up.

Did that screwball leave? Yeah.

I sure fooled him.

Why, you imbecile, that joke of yours cost us $20.

Now you're going to go to sleep. You'll take one of the doctor's quick sleeping

pills. All right, but it won't do any good. Stick out your tongue.

Here, take this water.

Go to sleep.

Okay, but what do I do with this?

Wait a minute.

Here, eat that.

Thanks.

Did you swallow the banana?

Yeah. Then go to sleep.

Okay, but...

brainstorm. Anything in his brain is a storm.

What's the matter with you?

Can't you just get it between your tonsils? I can't get it down.

Nope.

Come on, Larry!

Coming, Mo.

Hurry up.

I'll blow it down his throat. Blow his head off. I'm getting disgusted.

All right.

Now, when I blow, you swallow.

Open your mouth.

Well, you're all set, kid.

Go to sleep.

It's funny, but I ain't sleepy.

Well,

you're going to sleep. And how?

No, I'm not tired. Oh, look out!

Good night.

And you too.

Oh, why do I have to take piano lessons?

You know it's doctor's orders. It's good for your nerves.

Now go on, practice like the teacher showed you. And if you're a good boy,

going to give you some C -A -N -D -Y.

Oh, you know I don't smoke.

Oh, go on, practice.

That's funny.

I could have sworn I had two left hands. Now, take it easy, kid. Don't get

yourself all excited. Just keep right on practicing.

All right.

My own hands.

Ow!

Oh, and it's mine.

She won't marry me. She'll marry me. She'll call me stumpy, I know it. Get

arm in there, kid. All right.

We'd better pull in the doctor from the lobby so we make sure he's in. Yeah.

All right, kid, we're going to take you to the doctor. Goody, goody. You'll see

Nora. Goody, goody. Come on. Come on, will you? I want to see Nora.

Yeah.

Come on, you need a doctor too.

Oh, his gum came out.

I've got a very important call to make. My daughter is... Our call is important,

too. Go on, get out.

I can't get out.

Well, we'll make a call first and we'll all get out together. Go on, Larry.

You ruined my cake.

Don't you yell at me.

the car.