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This is terrible.
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How long can a thing like this take?
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I don't know. I'm going crazy myself.
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Hi, fellas.
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Shemp, you look wonderful.
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You're all cured.
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Boy, we can take you home now and you
can relax. No more nerves. No more
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hallucinations. And no more seeing
things that aren't there.
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That's swell.
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But wait.
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I gotta see Nora before I leave.
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Nora? Who's Nora?
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She's the most beautiful nurse in the
world. And I'm madly in love with her.
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don't say.
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Yeah, where do you see her? She's got
eyes like stars, a shape like Venus, and
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teeth like pearls.
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My Nora.
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Yes?
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Nora,
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my beautiful sunflower.
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Ain't she a dream?
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There's something about you. Now, I
really see the dream walking.
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Dream? She's a nightmare.
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Hey, you know, I think she's uglier than
you are. Yeah, well, she's got... What?
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See that?
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See that?
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Hey,
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now wait a minute. Cut it out.
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I thought he was supposed to be cured of
seeing things.
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We better leave him here.
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We can't afford it. We'll have to take
him home and cure him ourselves.
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Oh, Nora, beautiful light of my life.
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Will you marry me?
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When? Oh, soon, Angel. Soon.
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Very soon. And we'll honeymoon on the
Isle of Stromboli.
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Daddy! Oh,
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he's got white hallucinations and a
thought.
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Hopeless. Oh.
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Goodbye, my beautiful.
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Goodbye, old chair.
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Goodbye, old mackerel.
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Goodbye, old fireplace.
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I feel off. Now lay down and relax.
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The doctor will be here in a minute. Get
his medicine.
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Okay. I'll stop a little bit.
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Here we are.
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Here's your medicine. Take it.
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Good. That must be the doctor. You
better go now, Mary Bell.
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Coming, Doc.
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Oh, come in. Come in, Dr.
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Gesundheit.
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The patient is right over there.
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Well, what seems to be the trouble?
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You're the doctor. You ought to know.
Quiet.
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I feel pretty rotten. My stomach, it
seems, so bloated in my head.
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All right. Yes, go on. How does your
head feel?
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Oh, the usual empty feeling.
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Let's just see.
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Uh -huh.
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Very interesting.
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I think... Mama.
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It was the doll.
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Oh, boy.
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You know, Doc, I haven't slept a wink
since I've come home.
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Well, we'll take care of that.
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Give him one of these pills about every
three hours.
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It should put him to sleep like that.
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Well, that's the trouble, Doc. He can't
swallow a pill.
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Oh, well, then I'll have to give him a
hypodermic. No, no, not that.
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I will use hypnosis.
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All right. Turn around and taste me.
Come this way. I don't want the water,
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diamond. Look me in the eye.
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Look. You see nothing.
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You hear nothing.
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You know nothing.
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You're getting sleepy.
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Drowsy.
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Drowsy.
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Sleepy. Sleepy.
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You are now asleep.
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Good night.
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That will be $30. $10 for the visit and
$20 for the hypnosis.
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Here you are.
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Thanks, Doc.
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Cover him up.
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Did that screwball leave? Yeah.
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I sure fooled him.
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Why, you imbecile, that joke of yours
cost us $20.
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Now you're going to go to sleep. You'll
take one of the doctor's quick sleeping
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pills. All right, but it won't do any
good. Stick out your tongue.
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Here, take this water.
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Go to sleep.
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Okay, but what do I do with this?
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Wait a minute.
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Here, eat that.
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Thanks.
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Did you swallow the banana?
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Yeah. Then go to sleep.
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Okay, but...
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brainstorm. Anything in his brain is a
storm.
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What's the matter with you?
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Can't you just get it between your
tonsils? I can't get it down.
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Nope.
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Come on, Larry!
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Coming, Mo.
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Hurry up.
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I'll blow it down his throat. Blow his
head off. I'm getting disgusted.
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All right.
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Now, when I blow, you swallow.
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Open your mouth.
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Well, you're all set, kid.
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Go to sleep.
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It's funny, but I ain't sleepy.
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Well,
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you're going to sleep. And how?
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No, I'm not tired. Oh, look out!
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Good night.
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And you too.
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Oh, why do I have to take piano lessons?
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You know it's doctor's orders. It's good
for your nerves.
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Now go on, practice like the teacher
showed you. And if you're a good boy,
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going to give you some C -A -N -D -Y.
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Oh, you know I don't smoke.
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Oh, go on, practice.
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That's funny.
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I could have sworn I had two left hands.
Now, take it easy, kid. Don't get
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yourself all excited. Just keep right on
practicing.
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All right.
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My own hands.
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Ow!
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Oh, and it's mine.
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She won't marry me. She'll marry me.
She'll call me stumpy, I know it. Get
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arm in there, kid. All right.
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We'd better pull in the doctor from the
lobby so we make sure he's in. Yeah.
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All right, kid, we're going to take you
to the doctor. Goody, goody. You'll see
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Nora. Goody, goody. Come on. Come on,
will you? I want to see Nora.
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Yeah.
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Come on, you need a doctor too.
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Oh, his gum came out.
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I've got a very important call to make.
My daughter is... Our call is important,
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too. Go on, get out.
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I can't get out.
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Well, we'll make a call first and we'll
all get out together. Go on, Larry.
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You ruined my cake.
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Don't you yell at me.
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the car.
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