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Oh, knick -knacks.

Well, this is the last one. Okay, put it up there.

Pretty good.

We got everything from the doctor to the warehouse without busting a single box.

Well, it's not wood, that's all.

I'm sorry, Mo. I...

the box and step lively.

Wait.

I think we're missing a couple of crates of china.

Larry.

Where's Larry?

I don't know.

Nothing like time out for a good cup of coffee.

Cheers. Cheers.

I'm sorry, Mo. Please forgive me.

Get those boxes with the rest of the stuff.

Yes, sir. What can I do for you? I'm John Bradley. Did my shipment come in

the Orient?

Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Bradley. Just sit down. Thank you.

Oh, so sorry.

So stupid of me.

Yeah. Look, Mr. Bradley, all your junk is here.

Don't call it junk. It took me six months to get that collection together.

priceless, especially the china.

Yes, sir.

I want everything sent to my residence immediately.

We'll have it out there this afternoon.

All right.

Hey, Jim, all the stuff goes back in the truck.

Aw. We just unloaded. I know, but the guy wants it delivered.

He wants it delivered.

It's all there, Mr. Bradley. I checked everything myself.

All right, but be careful how you handle this stuff.

Don't you worry.

We're gentle as a flock of kittens.

Merciful heavens, what was that?

Oh, it could be any number of a thousand things. Now take it easy. Sit down.

Be calm and relax.

Gee,

I hope nothing happens out of China. We'll soon find out. Open it up.

Mo will wring our neck. Don't worry. He won't know nothing about it.

Did you hear a loud noise?

Well...

Okay, Fristup, let's get this loaded.

All right.

Easy on the weight now. All right.

Easy. Got it.

Easy now. All right.

Here we go. Keep.

Oh.

Uh -oh, I forgot something.

I don't know. I got a funny feeling I'm being watched.

Hmm, what a pretty little syrup pitcher.

I am your slave, the genie of the lamp.

The genius of the lamp?

Did you come out of here? I am here to grant your wishes, command, and I obey.

My wishes?

You mean anything?

Yes, master.

What have I got to lose?

Okay, big boy, you can start me out with a new suit.

Something sharp.

He's a genius, all right.

Chicks.

Oh, look at that suit.

And the chain.

The skimmer.

Oh, wait till the dames get a load of me, old boy.

Sorry. Hi.

How do you like my new outfit?

Where'd that come from? I don't know. I just rubbed this lamp.

The genius appeared, and the next thing I know, I got a new set of threads.

Where's Moe? I guess he's out there.

Wait till I show him.

Hey, Moe! Hey, Moe!

Moe!

Just rubbed the lamp, and the genius appears.

I don't believe that. That guy must be wet.

I wonder.

I'm your slave. Make a wish and I will grant it.

Ticini, did you give that other guy a new suit of clothes?

Yes, master.

Well, put him back the way he was.

Moe! Moe! Moe! Where are you? In here.

Well, how do I look?

As ugly as ever. No, no, I need a new suit and a big chain.

What happened?

I had one a minute ago, Moe. I've been robbed.

I always knew you were cooking. Come on.

Willie, that genius is working for me. What is all this genius business?

What's the matter with you guys?

Unlock your brains out if you had any.

Go on, get busy.

It's not in here. They must have hidden it well.

We'll get it back and we'll have their heads for this.

All right, you lame brains. Hustle this stuff out of the truck and don't give me

no more trouble.

That's mighty careless packing.

Get on the other end. Give us a lift.

Wait a minute. That's funny. The thing ain't nailed. Come on, nail it. Get

I'll step on it or I'll take your heads off.

Draftian, dear.

If you boys will help me unpack this stuff, I'll make it worth your while.

You betcha. Come on, you lug. Shake a leg.

Boy, what a load. I wonder what kind of junk he's got in here. Easy, boy. We're

getting there. All right.

Put that... Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, let's rest a while.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Oh, come here.

You know, those longheads just can't get anything right. I'll put two and two

together.

You gotta use this.

Oh, now I can tear it like a toothpick. Never mind.

Porcupine, get some more stuff off the truck. You go in there and help Mr.

Bradley.

That's it. The magic lamp.

Get the genius here and he'll grant us anything we wish.

There's nothing magical about this.

I bought it for 50 cents and a little bizarre.

You can have it if you want it.

Mine.

Hot ziggity.

Hi, Amos. What the tanger? What do you wish, master?

Command and I obey.

Don't rush me, big boy. Don't rush me.

Something will come to me.

Let's see now.

I got it.

I want a million bucks and put it right there on the desk.

A million?

How do you want it? I wish you wouldn't bother me with details.

This mutiny!

What are you looking for?

A million dollars. It's around here somewhere.

Oh, a million dollars!

Oh! Come on! Oh!

Come on!

Get up out of here!

But,

Mo, I had to... The magic lamp, the genius was here, and he promised me a

million bucks. I ain't kidding. I ain't kidding, Ethan. Now cut out the

nonsense. Get out of here and help Larry.

Go ahead. Come on.

Magic lamps, geniuses, everybody's going bats around.

Oh, could this be...

Are

you the genius of the lamp?

Oh, yes.

Make any wish, and I will... granted.

What do you know?

Well, there's so many things, I don't know what to wish for.

Well, take your time. I'm sure something will come to you.

Now, why don't you just sit down here and be comfortable.

Thank you.

That's it.

Relax.

Just put your head down.

That's it. Close your eyes.

There.

Now, are you concentrating on what you want?

Yeah, let me have it.

Hurry up. I'm getting a crink in my neck.

Oh, I'll take care of that.

I suppose you think I'm scared.

Yes.

You're right.

It's for you.

Oh, thank you.

Hello. Get funny with me, will you, sucker? I'll show you.

Okay, chump.

Come out fighting.

Never mind.

Larry,

let me out. It's me, Shep.

Come on, Shep. Let's get out of here.

It's me.

Nice work, kid. Yeah, but there may be more of these buzzards around here. I'll

get a club, too. Smack everybody to swear in the tavern. Right.

Pardon me.

That's it.

You look good. Boy, you're doing swell.

I'll go call the cops.

Never mind.

I'll call them myself before something else happens to me.

Yeah. What'd you hit him with? That.

Run out of here. That's Mr. Bradley.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, weeping. Oh, weeping.

Now to find a turban.

What'd I tell you? The genius came through.

What a lamp.

Just what I've been wishing for.

You're my type, baby. A woman.

Come on, sugar. Let's go places.

Hey, Amos, you got that stuff I ordered?

Coming, master.

What are we waiting for?

Let's go.

Long, Mr. Bradley, and thanks for the land.