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What's the idea of pushing my face in
the paint?
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I didn't do it. You did.
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I didn't. You did.
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I didn't do it, so there.
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Now, get to work.
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Moe, you see, Moe, I didn't... Gee, I'm
sorry, Moe. It was just an accident.
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Oh, think nothing of it, son. Anyone can
have an accident. Why, only last week I
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was holding a paintbrush and suddenly
you got a twitch in my right arm like
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this.
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Oh, gee, sorry, kid.
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It was that old twitch again.
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Oh, quite a twitch, quite a twitch.
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You know, I got a niche to twitch too.
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Get up, you.
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I'm going to murder you.
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Wipe that face and get busy. I'll get
busy when I'm ready.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah, I'm ready. Well, go on.
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There they are.
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Let's go and have some fun with them.
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I thought you boys had parts in this
show. How come you're not in your
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We only do a small bit in the southern
act in the last scene.
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Dokes wouldn't give us a break.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I'll bet you'd be great actors if only
you had a chance.
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Thou art face to face with a great
thespian lover.
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Your eyes are like two limpid pools of
fire that burn into my soul.
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Ah, fair one.
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Come with me to the Cosmodore.
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This was terrific.
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You almost had me swooning.
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Step aside.
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You call that good?
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Get a load of me spouting Shakespeare.
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A rose by any other name would smell...
And so do you.
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I'll have your head for this. Your blood
shall fill the streets.
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Draw thy sword, Dave, and prepare to
defend thyself.
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Never lived a Capulet who could insult a
Montague.
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I'm gone.
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Way on, Robert.
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BK, I'm terribly sorry, but the brush.
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Shut up!
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But I need you. Now, listen.
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Nick Barker, the dramatic critic, has
been panning my shows for years. Now, I
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don't want him to pan this one. So if
you see him sneaking in backstage, throw
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him out and watch for his assistant,
too. But, B .K., if we throw Barker out,
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he'll pan our performance in tomorrow's
paper.
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Okay, okay, so disguise yourselves.
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Then he won't know who tossed him out.
You can depend on us, B .K. By the way,
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Nick Barker has been known to disguise
himself, too. So if you see any
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suspicious characters, give them the
works.
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Yes, sir.
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Listen, boys, we've got to get
disguised.
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There.
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Well.
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Listen,
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Mr. Barter, don't sneak in.
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Or Poncher's going to shoot you, I
think.
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I'm a bad man.
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I... Don't shoot!
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Don't shoot!
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My disguises are good. I didn't
recognize myself.
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My gun.
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Ouch!
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They'll recognize me in this.
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Now keep your eyes open. Okay.
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Dangaroos Kippewa.
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I wonder what that is.
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What happened? Somebody in that room
punched me in the nose.
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That must be Nick Barker. He's disguised
as a black banana.
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We'll get him.
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Hey, time to take a nap.
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Remind me to kill you later. I'll make
it out of it.
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Why didn't you tell us it was you? We
thought you were Nick Barker.
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I thought you were Nick Barker and his
assistant.
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Quiet.
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That must be Nick Barker. He's trying to
sneak in. Come on, get him.
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I'll clear him.
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How is he now? How is he now?
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We need children first.
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Sorry, boss. We didn't see you. That's
the trouble with you morons.
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You didn't see Nick Barker when he
sneaked in either. Sitting in the front
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watching the show.
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Oh, there must be some mistake.
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Yes, and you made it.
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Get the props ready for the third act.
And don't forget the salad and the cake.
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If I had someone to replace you in that
southern act, I'd fire you.
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Oh, but B .K.
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Maybe he'll change his mind if we're
good in the show.
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You get the cake. You get the salad.
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Mo, I got news for you. You forgot to
buy the cake. And the salad.
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You imbeciles. Why did you let me
forget?
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Hey,
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it's late. All the stores are closed.
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We'll have to whip up a cake and salad
ourselves.
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Schnaz!
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Come on.
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that flower.
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I'm hurrying.
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Well, dump it.
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Take it easy, Mo. Take it easy. I'll fix
you up in a second.
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Come over here. I'll fix me up. I'll fix
you up now.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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They are as good as new.
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Pal, I don't know what I'd have done
without you.
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But I do know what I'm going to do with
you.
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See that?
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Yeah, I'll murder you.
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I sure fooled him tonight.
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Oh, let's cut it out.
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Get the rest of those layers so I can
build the cape.
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That pothole was no good.
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Hurry up and get that frosting.
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We got another cape to build. And
besides, we got to get dressed for that
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act.
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Okay, okay.
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Janie Bell, Janie Bell, just plain
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Janie Bell.
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But we're all in love with Janie
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Bell.
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And here comes Miss Janie Bell now.
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Gentlemen.
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Miss Janie Bell, will you all laugh?
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Gentlemen, I can't marry all of you, but
I haven't. I just baked this lovely
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little old cake with my own little
hands. And the one who eats the most
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quickest, I'll marry.
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I got
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to win this contest.
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Oh, you're losing right now, man. I'm
going to eat that cake right up.
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Hey, there's something wrong with this
cake.
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Shut up. You want to crap the show?
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You've got to eat it. It's part of the
plot.
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Punch?
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Miss Janey Bell, what do you all call
this delicious cake?
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Oh, I call it Old Point Comfort.
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Excuse me, boys.
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Old Point Comfort tastes more like an
old comforter. I get the point.
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Thank you.
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Is it good?
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Delicious, you all.
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You know, this cake is as light as a
feather.
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They're molting.
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It's a sensation, BK.
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This is the greatest satire I've ever
seen. And these boys are hilarious.
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I was just telling them the same thing.
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Yes, sir, I'm starring my boys in the
next production.
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A break at last.
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Now I can act. To be or not to be.
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That is the question.
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Here's the answer.
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