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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:33,430 Aren't you ready yet? 2 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:36,770 Okay, we're almost ready. Coming, we're coming. 3 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:39,510 Oh, I did it, I did it. 4 00:00:40,370 --> 00:00:41,370 I gotta run. 5 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:45,990 Hurry, girls, we'll be late for our portrait sitting. 6 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,470 Gosh, I wouldn't want to keep that handsome, debonair artist waiting. 7 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:52,390 Oh, when he smiles at me. 8 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,810 You know, I'm crazy about the one with the big bag. 9 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:58,290 You know, those folded satchels under his eyes. 10 00:00:58,510 --> 00:01:00,410 He really sends me. 11 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:05,600 is the handsome one. He has such a gorgeous head of skin. 12 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:09,200 Well, let's hurry, girls. We'll be late. Yes, let's hurry. 13 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,000 The 14 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:25,520 Frenchman 15 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,760 knows just what to eat. He eats something so nice and sweet. 16 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:37,140 Hello, Pop. 17 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,000 What's the idea of wasting your time on junk like that? What's that supposed to 18 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,780 be? That's a bird's -eye view of a boat. 19 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:44,420 A boat, certainly. 20 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,860 Hmm, so it is. 21 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:50,260 What are those things? 22 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,560 Eyes, both of them. Get it? Boat. 23 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:55,860 Oh, that's just like you, doing everything backwards. 24 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,420 Now, I need some help. I want to finish my statue before those beautiful girls 25 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,620 arrive for a portrait setting. 26 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:04,680 Hey, porcupine, you need some help. Come on. Right. 27 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:07,920 Ready? There's steak. 28 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,699 There's steak. There's steak. There's steak. 29 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:11,760 Anacanapuna. Anacanapuna. 30 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,400 Anacanapuna. Anacanapuna. 31 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,380 No, Anacanapuna. 32 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:16,580 Oh, 33 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 no. 34 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,200 Anacanapuna. Anacanapuna. That's better. 35 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:23,820 What's that on your neck? 36 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,480 That's a mole. That mole's walking. Hold still and I'll kill it. 37 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:34,080 Oh! You did that on purpose. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. I... 38 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,760 sorry, Moe. The hammer did it. 39 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,940 Oh, yes. It was an accident. Thank you. 40 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:53,800 Am I mortified? 41 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,280 A saboteur, that's what it is. 42 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,320 Why, you, 43 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,300 you ruined my masterpiece. 44 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:05,260 And you decapitated my beautiful statue. Oh, yeah? 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:13,560 Oh, look, 46 00:03:13,700 --> 00:03:16,680 you fellas. Those girls will be here any minute. Come on, now, get back. 47 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:47,540 Now, let's get you posed. 48 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:53,440 Now, Miss Moella, if you'll just... Say, do you know you're awfully cute? 49 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,760 Fresh! 50 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,900 Oh, Miss Lorraine, would you turn your pretty little face just a little? 51 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:12,780 And if you'll put your hand right... Oh, that is a dainty little hand. You 52 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:13,780 cutie, you. 53 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,740 You handsome, you. 54 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,440 You say that to all the boys, I bet. 55 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,060 Just to you, dear. 56 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:26,640 I'm so sorry. 57 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,180 Oh, you little devil, you. 58 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,620 Shempada? Till? 59 00:04:48,599 --> 00:04:49,599 Cutie pie. 60 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:51,700 Ready, 61 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,240 boys? Right. 62 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,020 All right, ladies, you may pick up your flowers and hold your pole. 63 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:48,110 Yes. Miss Moella, you lost that mood. That beautiful expression you had on 64 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:50,230 face. I want you to look ecstatic. 65 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:54,390 For instance, what would you do if a man got on his knees and he said, Darling, 66 00:06:54,490 --> 00:06:56,070 I love you. Will you marry me? 67 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:57,410 Of course I will. 68 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,130 Sweetheart. Darling. 69 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:12,610 We make it unanimous. 70 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:25,670 But artists, of all people, artists. 71 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,150 Besides, I don't know anything about these men. 72 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:31,250 But they're nice men and they love us. And we love them, too. 73 00:07:32,850 --> 00:07:37,610 Nonsense. I won't give my consent until I find out what kind of bozos these guys 74 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,150 are. And I'm going to find out right now. 75 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:49,700 I do hope the boys make a good impression on father. I'll die if my 76 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,400 broken. So will I. 77 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:53,960 Oh, sister. 78 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:56,120 Oh, sister, there, please. Relax. Sit down. 79 00:07:57,420 --> 00:08:02,660 Help me. I'm losing my mind. Hold it. Hold it. 80 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:04,540 Look, 81 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:13,640 it's getting late. The boys will be here any minute. 82 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:18,220 Now, you guys watch your behavior. We got to make a hit with the girl's 83 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,259 Thank you. 84 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:23,100 Wreck my cake. Why don't you look where you're going? 85 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,960 Why don't you go where you're looking? 86 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:26,560 Oh, a tough guy, eh? 87 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,740 Tough enough to handle you birds. 88 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:31,020 Let him go. 89 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,799 Hey, mister. 90 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,720 Give it to him, boys. 91 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,500 Why? He needs some ice cream. 92 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,159 What's going on here? 93 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,360 What's this? 94 00:08:58,510 --> 00:08:59,510 That'll teach you a lesson. 95 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,290 Bouncing doors in people's faces. 96 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:02,490 Come on. 97 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,570 What's the matter with you guys? 98 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:10,970 Come in. 99 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:16,610 Good evening, ladies. 100 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:18,470 Good evening, gentlemen. 101 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:23,370 Father has refused his consent until he meets you. He's on his way to your place 102 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:24,319 right now. 103 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:27,280 Now, don't worry your beautiful little heads. Your father will go crazy over us 104 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,440 when he meets us. Oh, I hope so. 105 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,600 Oh, he'll be proud to have us for son -in -laws. 106 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,340 Papa! 107 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,660 What happened? 108 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,800 I met three gangsters down... 109 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:11,860 I take that. 110 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:43,450 It's Moe. I'm sorry. 111 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,590 Why don't you... Oh! 112 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:47,590 I'll fix them. 113 00:11:25,870 --> 00:11:26,870 With this, fuck. 114 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,240 See three men about. 115 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,560 Hoot, mon. Hoot, hoot. 116 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,440 No! 117 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:05,330 How will you consent to our marriage? 118 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:06,910 Never. Do your stuff, Mo. 119 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,110 You'll regret this. 120 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:09,870 I warn you. 121 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:11,190 I'm going to go. 122 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:17,500 Thank you. 8700

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