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The wedding bells will start to ring.
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Ding, dong, ding.
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The birds and bees will start to sing.
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Ding, dong, ding.
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Ding -a -ding -a -ding -a -ding. Hey,
fellas, hey, fellas, ain't it wonderful?
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The boat will dock in a few hours and
our sweethearts will be right in our
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And before nightfall, we'll be married.
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Yeah, and every time my little bride
walks through this door, I'll give her a
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kiss for good luck.
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That gum stuck all over the place. Stop
chewing gum.
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I don't have to.
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Now throw it away.
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Fine.
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Hey!
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Stupid.
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Why,
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you imbecile.
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Answer the phone.
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Move him.
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Get out.
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He's a favorite?
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Fine. Five to win, five to place, and 25
to show.
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That's 35 cents altogether.
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Okay, call me back if he wins.
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Thanks. Goodbye.
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All right, let me help you here. Wait.
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Get busy before he murders you.
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Okay, thanks.
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You mosquito brain. I didn't... Oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh.
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Why, you.
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Get away.
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Wait a minute. This is our wedding day.
We should be happy, friendly, not doing
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this. And none of that.
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Hey, maybe you're right.
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I... Remember,
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palsy -walsies, no slapsies.
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Okay. Hey, porcupine.
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You know, I was just thinking, isn't it
great our sweethearts are all coming
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over on the same boat?
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I wonder if they've met.
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Speaking of met, how did you meet Maria?
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It was in a little restaurant. It was
love at first bite.
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I was stationed in Italy, eating bread
and hot dogs and waiting to be mustered
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out.
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Delicious.
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Have a bite?
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I can still feel the burning of her
kisses.
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And that was the beginning of our
romance.
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How about yours?
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Mine?
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Oh, boy!
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Sorry, fellas.
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It was while I was on leave in Vienna. I
decided to find a nice, quiet, private
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room. They told me of a home with a room
for rent, so I dashed down there.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You got a room for rent?
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Room? For rent? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Come
and see here. Come and see. I will get
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the mail and then I'll be right back.
Okay, baby.
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Nice.
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you were scrubbing the floor. That's
more dangerous than a foxhole.
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Oh, I'm so glad to say I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm not sorry, baby. You know, I
really fell for you.
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Ah, what a beautiful ring that is.
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You like it? Yeah. That's the real
McCoy.
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Sixteen carats. I'll take it off so I
can show it to you.
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I'll get it, sister.
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It is here.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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off my feet. Boy, am I in love!
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You ain't heard nothing yet.
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My romance started on the Rue de
Chlemiel in Paris.
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I was anxious to see the Paris sights.
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Well, one afternoon, I was strolling
along the boulevard looking for
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Pardon me, mademoiselle. You dropped
your handkerchief. Oh, merci.
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Uh -uh.
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Permit me.
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Go ahead.
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I left my heart with her on the Rudy Le
Pew.
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She just couldn't resist the Casanova in
me.
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Fellas, let's drink a toast to our
future brides. Right, right.
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Take it over there.
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All right, hurry up there. I'm going to
give it a quick jerk now.
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Out of my way.
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That's the way they do it in Vienna.
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Loaded.
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Bottoms up.
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You shouldn't marry a girl like that.
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You're no good.
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I'm just fighting away.
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Let's fight a drool.
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Okay by me.
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Shoot with your weapon.
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I'm a referee.
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When I count to three, you shoot.
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One.
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Still, I can't see it.
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Can you see me now?
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Yeah.
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Touché. It's all right.
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It's all right.
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Okay.
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That's some eye bullets.
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Let me tell you something. That was
my... You ain't got nobody.
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That was my... I'm shooting a thing
here. Is that right? And I got a new
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cartridge. Spout in the hand, I'm going
to give it to you. I'll strike in the
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eye.
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Wait a minute, I'm out of bullets.
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You wouldn't shoot a guy that's unarmed,
would you? I wouldn't.
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She was my last thought before I died.
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I killed him. I killed my best pal.
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They'll hang us for this.
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We better get rid of the body.
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Let's cremate him.
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We can't do that. We ain't got no cream.
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I never thought of that.
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I see.
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Well, put his feet in cement and dump
him in a river.
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Okay, that's a deal. Okay. Take it.
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Get in and stir it up.
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Okay.
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Let's put the corpse's feet in it.
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Okay.
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There you are. Now let's take a nap
until that stuff dries.
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Okay.
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What's the idea of pushing me?
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Wait a minute. I didn't push you.
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Oh, my head.
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What did we drink?
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I don't know. Varnish.
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Hey,
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look at that. Shemp taking a foot bath.
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Suffering catfish. We're late. We've
missed the boat. Come on.
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Hey, Sleeping Beauty, it's late. Get in.
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Yeah, come on. The guards are waiting.
Come on, hurry up.
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Hey, I can't get up. My feet feel like
lead.
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So does your head.
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I can't move.
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How did I get into this?
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Oh, stolen, eh?
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I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to... Oh,
getting tough, eh?
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be trapped, we'll blast. Well, will it
hurt?
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You won't feel a thing.
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Gee, thanks.
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Here we are.
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Okay, got any matches?
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Yeah.
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Right away.
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Won't be long now.
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Wanda, what is keeping our sweethearts
here? They are so late.
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