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Here it is.

All's clear.

Say, kids, checking that pearl necklace in this express office over a year ago

sure fooled the cops.

Yes, but we still spent one yen to jail for shopliftings with fur coats. But

they couldn't pin the pearl job on us. We fooled them, I tell you. Okay, okay,

but I don't think we fooled Red and the mob.

They'll be watching for us.

Yes, but let's not talk so much and get going. Okay.

Hey, hey, we're out of the clink, remember?

We'd like to get a parcel. Here's the check.

Your check is over a year old.

Your parcel was sold at auction yesterday for storage charges.

It was bought by some gentleman who owned the Shangri -La upholstering

on Hope Street.

You can't do that.

I got news for you, sister. I did it. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Scram.

Oh, mister.

What?

Why? Wise guy, huh? Come on, girls. We're heading for Shangri -La.

a bit, bitchy. Yeah?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh,

Larry pushed me.

You're lying.

I got a good mind to let you... Wait a minute. That's the box we bought at the

auction yesterday.

Oh, yeah.

You morons. Ten bucks for a string of beads.

Well, how do we know? It might have been something valuable.

But it wasn't. All right.

Get busy.

Now, look. We got work to do.

You stuff a chair, I'll stuff an ottoman. I'll stuff a duck.

Hey, leave him alone, you cousin.

You keep out of this.

You've been fooling around long enough.

This is a place of business.

What is it, a place of business?

You keep out of this. What did you say it was?

Don't you tell me what it was.

Here you go.

All right, take it out. Where's the chair?

And give them the business.

Oh, Lilla.

Oh, Paula's booze. Oui, oui. And while they're swooning with romance, we'll get

the pearls.

You fellas have to learn to behave yourself.

I want all this nonsense stopped.

You understand?

Ladies,

what can we do for you?

Which one of you handsome men is the proprietor?

I am.

I'm the head man, lady.

What'll it be?

We came in to select some material to redo a chair, but when my eyes rested on

you, dreamboat, I almost forgot my mission.

Oh, yeah?

What gorgeous hair you have, Goldilocks.

How do you keep it so nice?

Oh, it's easy. I use a home permanent.

Oh, you're cute.

I'm such a... Beautiful head of skin in front, too.

Thank you. You know what?

I'd polish it with floor wax.

Oh, my passion flower.

At last we meet. This is so sudden.

Oh, think nothing of it, Petronova.

You are too beautiful to be true.

I hate to tear myself away good -looking, but I'd like to look at some

materials. Oh, I'd be glad to show them to you. Right this way.

Oh, come here, handsome.

Go ahead, honey. Look at the furniture, too.

Oh, you have such beautiful eyes.

What's the matter with my eyes? Do they look like halibut?

This one is all right.

I read in books about romances starting like this, but I never knew it could

ever happen to me.

Love is a funny thing. You never know how it's going to strike or where.

How can any woman resist such a handsome man? You boys are really out of this

world.

I often wondered what makes me so irresistible to women.

Oh, it's your good looks.

One look at you and boom, she's your slave.

Ah, you're only saying that because you know it's true.

You know, Sherry, I bet that you are a regular lady killer.

Oh, sure. The ladies take one look at him and drop dead.

Oh, yeah? I've been asked to get married lots of times. Who asked you? My father

and mother.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

I should.

Hey, look what she's doing to that chair. She's only testing the material.

Testing it? She's making noodles out of it. Wait a minute.

Hey, lay off.

I'm not doing anything.

Well, this chair was sold. Maybe the customer won't take it. Oh, yes, he

Good looking.

Let's search this filing cabinet. Maybe the pearls are in here. Yeah.

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. It's all right. I'm okay. Keep searching. We've got to

find those girls.

I was just testing the material for strength. That's nothing to get mad

Adorable. Oh, no? How would you feel if I stepped up to you and did this, huh?

Oh, happy boy, huh?

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah?

There's that.

Then shake and be pals.

Okay.

Let go of it.

Quit it, you bully.

Don't you hit me.

Oh, looking for trouble, eh?

There.

Oh.

There.

Oh, what? toffee, eh?

Oh, a wise

dame, eh?

Oh, get me a door, will you?

Hey, kid.

Found the pearl keys, but it's empty.

Maybe one of them had necklace in his pocket. Could be.

Let's give him the lovey -dovey stuff and search them.

Oh, you mustn't be mad, Sugar Pie. I was only playing. You should be playing

tackle on a football team.

Oh, don't be angry.

circuit's train is Jocelyn. So the mouse says to the elephants, wait a minute,

fellas. Let's be careful not to tread on each other.

Ain't that it, Billy?

What's up, Monty? I tailed the three dents of this joint.

You think they're just appalled there? Yeah, that's what we do.

Suppose you give Pippi the great big key.

Oh, gee, what if my scoutmaster walked in and caught me?

Well, take the chance.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I can't stand it when you tickle me.

Oh, you cannot stand to be tickled, eh? No.

No more!

Hey, I hope I didn't bust a beat.

Oh, I could sure love a man who'd give me beats like that.

Here they are. They're yours.

Oh, no, they're mine.

Oh, Mugsy, give me those pearls.

Pearls? That's right, Bob. Fifty thousand bucks worth, and we're taking

with us.

Don't let them have them. They belong to us. I don't understand this, buddy, but

I'll fight for the woman that loves me.

Go on, annihilate him.

Why?

Well, you see him handle himself.

Go ahead, Gunpowder.

What are

you doing here?

Come on. What is this, a housing shortage? Get out of here.

Don't you lay an egg on me.

pretty kiss all over this joint. Mugsy, keep away. I'm warning you, Mugsy. I'm

going to get you anyway.

That took care of him. He won't bother you.

I'm going to give

They're not really ours. We're returning them to the rightful owners.

You know, you're not much to look at, but, baby, I go for you.

That goes for me, too, cutie.

And that goes for me, too. Three, baby.

Yum, yum.

You know, honey, you're the kind of girl I always dream about.

A rose -covered cottage.

Those big, beautiful... I smell something burning.

Somebody's roasting a ham.