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It is past the hour.
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I wonder what delays Afadala.
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Fear not, most illustrious Hassan bin
Sobar.
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Fear not.
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Afadala will get the map by hook or
crook. As sure as my name is Jinarama.
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Quite so.
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Service! Come out and serve us!
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Yes,
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sir. Come on up.
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Yes, sir. We have all the service.
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At your service.
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Boy, if I hadn't ducked, we'd have
collided, sure.
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What a narrow escape.
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What's the matter with you?
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Take this off!
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Take this off!
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Now, take it easy.
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We'll have you all fixed up in a minute.
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Watch this.
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Oh, happy birthday!
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Hold this.
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Just a minute. I'll take it right off.
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I would leave it on. People don't know
if you're coming or going with this on.
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There you are, sir.
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You look very pretty, and the spaghetti
is as good as new.
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Why, you... No!
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Dog of dogs, how dare you?
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A thousand pardons. It was unavoidable.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
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This would degrade you.
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It is true.
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I'm an aristocrat. I am Hassan Ben
Sobar.
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I had a few too many myself.
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Quiet. We've got to clean up this mess.
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Travel by night.
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Perhaps Afadala does not... Greetings,
greetings.
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Let's bring the map, Afadala.
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Aye, chief.
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But as I slit his throat with his dying
breath, he said someone else had a
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duplicate map.
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Tis bad. We must leave at once if we are
to be the first to reach King
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Rutentutin's tomb.
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Make preparations to depart immediately.
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Aye, chief.
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But remember the curse.
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He who touches the jewel first is doomed
to a thousand deaths.
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We must secure the services of three.
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Then when we get them to do our
bidding... Yes, but we'd best have food
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we travel.
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Aye. Service!
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Waiters! Yes, sir.
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Oh!
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What do you have?
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We want to... We don't have any more.
All we got left is rabbit and hot dogs.
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Rabbit. Hot dog. Hot dog. They'll take
rabbit.
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Okay, coming up. Coming right up.
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Coming right up.
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Here we are, pepper and salt.
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Fastball is up.
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That's a... Get
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out
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of here.
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Come here, you.
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You think you can get away, eh? Now I
got you. Come on.
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Or could it?
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You stay here and you'll be a good boy.
You now sit there.
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Here you are, gentlemen.
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Hot dogs.
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When it comes to cooking, I'm the catch
meow.
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Sit down.
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Oh, but I'm not tired. I'll just stand
while you eat. Sit down with your heads
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on or off.
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You talk us into it.
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Did you hear anything?
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Yeah, I did.
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Sit down and eat. Eat.
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Eat.
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Soon hide.
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Eat!
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Well?
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I killed it. I killed it.
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I killed it.
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This just can't be.
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Forget the mustard.
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So you are the perpetrator of this. Sit
down and eat. Sit down.
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A pleasure.
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Thank you.
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. . .
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There's the dog and cat.
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Why don't you tell me? What? Let him
alone.
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Come here.
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There.
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These three, they are the ones that get
the jewel for us.
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Right.
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Gentlemen. Who came in?
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No, you.
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How would you boys like to make a
thousand shield planers?
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You've convinced us. What do we have to
do?
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There is a diamond worth of king's
ransom.
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Do you hear? A king's ransom. Gentlemen,
this map will lead us to the treasure.
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Now pay strict attention.
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Hassan Ben Sobar, you are late. I got
the diamond, you got the gate.
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Signed, oh my gosh, Emer of Shmoe.
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Oh, ruined, defeated.
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That murderous cutthroat.
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He has the famous 100 -carat diamond.
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100 carats? He sure knew his onions.
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Quiet.
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This map is useless to me now.
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With that diamond, I could have quit my
job as the doorman at the Oasis Hotel.
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Hey, Spinach Chin, do you mean to tell
me you're only a doorman?
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Yes. Well, there's the doorman.
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Oh, but I'll give you two. I'll take it.
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There's only one 100 -carat diamond, and
it comes from Rootin' Tootin's Tomb.
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That's government property. Right, and
if we return it, we'll get a big reward.
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Yeah, maybe 50 ,000 bucks.
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Boy, with that kind of money, we could
rent a one -room apartment in Hollywood.
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Maybe. But that Emery Schmoe is a
cutthroat. Suppose he cuts my throat.
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We'll be disguised. We'll find the
shortest way.
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Now, here. Study this map closely.
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We start here at Jerkola, down the
Insane River, over the Giver Dam,
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pushover across Schmoland, to the
stronghold of Schmo.
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Pass.
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Halt!
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Who goes there?
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Santa Claus.
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Oh, there ain't no Santa Claus. Oh, yes,
there is. We got a present for you. You
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have? Right here.
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Oh.
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Okay, boys.
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Coast is clear. Come on.
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It's the small.
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There he is.
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He's wearing the diamond.
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Now's our chance to get it. Yeah.
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Tootin' Diamond, give it to me lest evil
befall you.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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The spirit commands you to stand on your
head in that lily pond until further
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notice.
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Hey, the schmoe is flooded.
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Sister,
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looks like you're out of a job.
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Where's that guy?
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