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It is past the hour.

I wonder what delays Afadala.

Fear not, most illustrious Hassan bin Sobar.

Fear not.

Afadala will get the map by hook or crook. As sure as my name is Jinarama.

Quite so.

Service! Come out and serve us!

Yes,

sir. Come on up.

Yes, sir. We have all the service.

At your service.

Boy, if I hadn't ducked, we'd have collided, sure.

What a narrow escape.

What's the matter with you?

Take this off!

Take this off!

Now, take it easy.

We'll have you all fixed up in a minute.

Watch this.

Oh, happy birthday!

Hold this.

Just a minute. I'll take it right off.

I would leave it on. People don't know if you're coming or going with this on.

There you are, sir.

You look very pretty, and the spaghetti is as good as new.

Why, you... No!

Dog of dogs, how dare you?

A thousand pardons. It was unavoidable.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute!

This would degrade you.

It is true.

I'm an aristocrat. I am Hassan Ben Sobar.

I had a few too many myself.

Quiet. We've got to clean up this mess.

Travel by night.

Perhaps Afadala does not... Greetings, greetings.

Let's bring the map, Afadala.

Aye, chief.

But as I slit his throat with his dying breath, he said someone else had a

duplicate map.

Tis bad. We must leave at once if we are to be the first to reach King

Rutentutin's tomb.

Make preparations to depart immediately.

Aye, chief.

But remember the curse.

He who touches the jewel first is doomed to a thousand deaths.

We must secure the services of three.

Then when we get them to do our bidding... Yes, but we'd best have food

we travel.

Aye. Service!

Waiters! Yes, sir.

Oh!

What do you have?

We want to... We don't have any more. All we got left is rabbit and hot dogs.

Rabbit. Hot dog. Hot dog. They'll take rabbit.

Okay, coming up. Coming right up.

Coming right up.

Here we are, pepper and salt.

Fastball is up.

That's a... Get

out

of here.

Come here, you.

You think you can get away, eh? Now I got you. Come on.

Or could it?

You stay here and you'll be a good boy. You now sit there.

Here you are, gentlemen.

Hot dogs.

When it comes to cooking, I'm the catch meow.

Sit down.

Oh, but I'm not tired. I'll just stand while you eat. Sit down with your heads

on or off.

You talk us into it.

Did you hear anything?

Yeah, I did.

Sit down and eat. Eat.

Eat.

Soon hide.

Eat!

Well?

I killed it. I killed it.

I killed it.

This just can't be.

Forget the mustard.

So you are the perpetrator of this. Sit down and eat. Sit down.

A pleasure.

Thank you.

. . .

There's the dog and cat.

Why don't you tell me? What? Let him alone.

Come here.

There.

These three, they are the ones that get the jewel for us.

Right.

Gentlemen. Who came in?

No, you.

How would you boys like to make a thousand shield planers?

You've convinced us. What do we have to do?

There is a diamond worth of king's ransom.

Do you hear? A king's ransom. Gentlemen, this map will lead us to the treasure.

Now pay strict attention.

Hassan Ben Sobar, you are late. I got the diamond, you got the gate.

Signed, oh my gosh, Emer of Shmoe.

Oh, ruined, defeated.

That murderous cutthroat.

He has the famous 100 -carat diamond.

100 carats? He sure knew his onions.

Quiet.

This map is useless to me now.

With that diamond, I could have quit my job as the doorman at the Oasis Hotel.

Hey, Spinach Chin, do you mean to tell me you're only a doorman?

Yes. Well, there's the doorman.

Oh, but I'll give you two. I'll take it.

There's only one 100 -carat diamond, and it comes from Rootin' Tootin's Tomb.

That's government property. Right, and if we return it, we'll get a big reward.

Yeah, maybe 50 ,000 bucks.

Boy, with that kind of money, we could rent a one -room apartment in Hollywood.

Maybe. But that Emery Schmoe is a cutthroat. Suppose he cuts my throat.

We'll be disguised. We'll find the shortest way.

Now, here. Study this map closely.

We start here at Jerkola, down the Insane River, over the Giver Dam,

pushover across Schmoland, to the stronghold of Schmo.

Pass.

Halt!

Who goes there?

Santa Claus.

Oh, there ain't no Santa Claus. Oh, yes, there is. We got a present for you. You

have? Right here.

Oh.

Okay, boys.

Coast is clear. Come on.

It's the small.

There he is.

He's wearing the diamond.

Now's our chance to get it. Yeah.

Tootin' Diamond, give it to me lest evil befall you.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

The spirit commands you to stand on your head in that lily pond until further

notice.

Hey, the schmoe is flooded.

Sister,

looks like you're out of a job.

Where's that guy?