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Come in.
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Baby! Cliff!
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Hello, darling.
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Gosh,
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baby, you look terrific.
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Say, how much longer are you going to
keep up this act with a wheelchair?
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When's the insurance company going to
pay off? Today, darling.
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The insurance adjuster's taking me to
his office in the insurance building.
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Then I collect $25 ,000.
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Oh, what a gal.
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Say, who did you get for witnesses this
time?
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Well, the three saps. living downstairs
who've been waiting on me hand and foot.
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They've sworn I'm a hopeless cripple.
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What's she saying?
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She says she wants breakfast.
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Tell her we'll bring it up as soon as we
shave and dress.
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That's a dot.
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Dot.
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Hey,
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cut it out, will you? Does my head look
like a steam pipe?
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No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears.
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Besides, what are you beefing about?
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All I did was hit you like this.
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It was harder than that. Well, at the
most, it was only like this.
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It was much harder than that.
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I'll show you.
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See?
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Take it easy, kid.
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All right, all right. Break it up. We
got work to do, see?
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Don't you use that tone of voice to me
or I'll... You'll what?
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See that?
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Get busy. Do your exercises.
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Help me up.
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Sure.
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to do my swimming.
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Hey, Barracuda!
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Oh!
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Get up here!
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Listen, Halibut, I'll fillet you. We
gotta get shaved. Mary's waiting. Come
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Your face is too sharp.
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talcum powder.
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Shlemiel number eight.
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Express!
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Hey, fellas, we better rush to
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breakfast. Mary will be starved. Yeah,
I'll light the stove and make the
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hotcakes. I'll cook the eggs. I'll get
the cereal. Good. What are we waiting
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for? Let's go.
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Wait a minute.
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What's the matter?
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Go on.
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Fix those eggs. Get out of here.
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Oh, nice fresh cattle food.
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Oh, I gotta have a mixing bowl.
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Oh, let's see.
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Ah, too small.
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This'll be... What stupid imbecilic fool
put that...
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I did.
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Oh, my dumb... You lame -brained fried
eggs
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marry like some scrambled.
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Hey, Mo, where'd you get the sunglasses?
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I bought them. Get out of here and get
busy.
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I'll take care of this.
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Let me see now.
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The coffee grinder.
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Yeah.
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Go on, Nick. Let's set that table up so
Mary can have a breakfast. Hurry up.
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What's the matter with you? This thing
is haunted. Every time I lift the legs,
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they jump back.
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You're an imbecile. There's nothing
wrong with it. I'll show you.
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One, two, three, four.
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Now get this table set. Come on. Cut it
out.
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Why don't you stay up for him?
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Ow!
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Ow! Oh! Oh! No, my finger! Where's my
finger?
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Where's my finger?
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Oh, there it is.
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Oh, why's that?
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Well, you see what we got for breakfast
this morning. Nice cold hot cake
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smothered in vinegar.
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Come in.
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How do you do?
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I'm the new adjuster from the Calamity
Insurance Company.
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How do you do? Oh, so you're the crook
that's been holding out on this kid.
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Everybody knows that you owe a door. Why
don't you pay her? She's a cripple.
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Come on now, start stumping. I'd like to
bop you right in the bean.
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Knock this off my shoulder. You looking
for trouble? Knock it off.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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You think I'm afraid of you, eh? Just
because you're a big insurance man, eh?
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If you don't pay her the money that
she's got coming to her, I'll, boy, I'll
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give it to you, good boy.
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Shoot one that way, you know.
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Shoot one that way.
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Whoa, boy.
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What are you going to do?
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Where is he? Oh, you're getting smart,
eh? Oh, a little hot, eh?
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Oh, a wise guy. So you meant it, eh?
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Oh, oh, oh. Cut out this nonsense.
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Mary, we've got work to do. We'll see
you later.
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That's what we're going to try to do,
kid.
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That's the way to do it. Hey, Larry,
what's the matter with you? What's the
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matter with me?
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What's going on?
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Get busy or I'll pulverize you. Go on.
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I'm the only guy who does anything
around here.
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I'm sorry, kid. Why don't you look like
you're doing? I said I'm sorry, so shut
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up. Go on, get that thing up. I'll knock
your brains out.
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Hurry up.
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Okay, don't be... Line her up.
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Okay.
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Here this week, the great hypnotist Sven
Garlick.
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He'll steal your breath away.
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Fine, fine, but business has been
generally bad.
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You got a great act, Sven Garlick.
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But if you could pull some stunt that
would make the front pages of the
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newspapers, we'd do a land office
business.
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For instance, if you could hypnotize
somebody to walk on water, or make them
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a dance up there on the flagpole of that
insurance building, then you've got
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something. You've got a great idea, all
right, but I've got to find the right
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person to hypnotize.
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Let me think.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I've got an idea.
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You? Yeah.
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Maybe we can get this Spangalic to
hypnotize Mary and make her walk. Ah.
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hypnotism stuff is a bunk.
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I'll bet I can hypnotize you and make
you do anything.
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For instance, look me in the eye.
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Opus, opus, opus, opus, alacadabra.
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You are now in Los Angeles.
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I am now in Los Angeles.
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You are now in New York.
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I am now in New York.
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You are now in Sing Sing.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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You are now in Boston.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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No, you're now in Boston.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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You can't get this guy out of Sing Sing.
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Good, that's just where he belongs.
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That's where he belongs, eh?
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Say a limb from limb.
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Come on, stop this nonsense and let's
get away from here.
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I'm sick and tired of this nonsense, so
cut it out.
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I hope you numbskulls are convinced that
this hypnotism is a fake. You're wrong,
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my friend.
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Look me in the eye. Straighten the eye.
In the eye.
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In the eye.
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Thay, Dave.
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You are now a cat.
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Let me hear you.
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Start monkeying.
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Stay.
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You.
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Over. Great, great Svengolic, we made
your ascent. Sensation, man, a
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Ladies and gentlemen, the great Sven
Garlick will now demonstrate the most
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amazing manifestation of hypnotism ever
performed.
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Watch that flagpole on the insurance
building across the street.
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You are still...
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Alex says something. The boys are up on
the flagpole. The boys.
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Hey, what's that crowd doing down there?
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Let go of my legs.
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Let go of my legs. What do you think? I
got wings.
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If you don't let go, I'll hit you on top
of the head with this flagpole.
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I'm slipping.
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Champole still.
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I'll spit in my hands and get a new
hole.
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