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So this is smorgasbord test.

Slice of ginger.

Chef, come on. I'm coming.

This joint gives me the creeps.

Uh -oh.

Hey, chef, come on.

All right.

What are you stalling about? You know we got furniture to move. I can't help it.

My umbrella won't close.

You're just a dumbbell.

Give it to me.

I'll close it.

Wise guy.

So you got a shower, eh?

Cut out the clowning. We got work to do.

The sooner we get out of this... Spooky joint, the better I like it.

What was that?

Why, that was... Why, that was the creaky door.

Hello, everybody.

This is Desmond of the Outer Sanctorum.

Strange things will happen in this mysterious castle.

Who could get along without a nice bloody murder, hmm?

Yes, there will be strange happenings.

What

happened?

Strange happenings. That's strange.

Come on.

this castle.

People said it was haunted.

Ah, go on.

There's no such thing as haunted houses and spooks. That was just a coincidence.

Who's this belong to?

What happened?

Just a coincidence.

Tell us, let's get started.

I got the list of the stuff we're supposed to move away.

Yeah, here.

An antique table and chairs, a mahogany chest, a suit of medieval armor.

Well, say, thank you.

What are you thanking me for? I wasn't thanking you for anything.

Then why were you thanking me?

Couldn't say a word.

But I did.

Why didn't you say so when I first asked you?

I didn't say anything.

One of us is nuts and it can't be you.

Right.

Keep your big mouth shut.

Just a minute.

People have a right to talk, you know.

Oh, a wise guy, eh?

Let him alone.

Now listen, we gotta get busy. You help me get the table over to the truck. You

take the armor.

Come on.

Please don't take me away. I beg of you.

Put me down. I beseech you.

What

do you

like, that lazy?

Fine time to take a nap.

Get the fuck out of here. Look, Mo. Look, Mo. Mo. I'm telling you. Never

Go on.

Harry, I'll take the armor.

Nitwit.

Thank you.

You are a gentleman.

Oh, think nothing of it. I... That's funny.

For a minute, I thought that armor spoke to me.

I did.

That suit of armor, it's haunted. It just spoke to me. It spoke to me, too.

Ah, you're goofy.

Honest, Larry, it just spoke to me. Yeah.

Ah, you fretted cats.

I'll take care of this.

Oh, I'm talking.

If you've got something to say, say it now before I dump you in the truck.

You guys must be dreaming.

Or maybe you don't talk English.

Polly Rue Foncay?

Oui, oui, monsieur.

Spartans the Irish?

Hoot, mon.

Oh.

He don't talk English.

Hey,

fellas,

take it easy. We'll get you out of there. Hurry up.

Hey! Are you okay?

Yeah. Wait a minute. You're right. That armor is haunted. It just spoke to me,

too. Hey, it can't be possible.

Things like this... just don't happen.

Shem, I think you better go get the armor.

Mo, I think you better go get the armor. Wait a minute.

I think we all better go get the armor.

Let's not be afraid.

Come on.

Go ahead.

Have no fear, gentlemen.

I am a friendly spirit. Come closer.

It's empty.

Oh, there goes my quarter.

All right.

You're really a friendly spirit.

Give.

What did you say your name was?

I am the spirit of Peeping Tom.

I was accused of peeping through the shutters when Lady Godiva made her

ride through Coventry.

But I didn't do it. I swear I didn't do it purposely. Take it easy, pal. Calm

yourself. Here, have a smoke.

Sorry, gentlemen.

I haven't had smoke in a thousand years.

Think you're old enough to smoke?

No. Quiet.

I don't get this. What is it all about?

It's this way.

In the days of old, I was a tailor.

Oh, old tailor.

Quiet.

Yes, yes, go on. You see?

Lady Godiva and I were sweethearts. We were going to be married.

Then came that famous day and year when he said to his friends, if the British

march, hang a... hang a... I'll hang one.

Yes, yes, go on.

Well, we were told to close our shutters tight.

Every shutter in the city was shuttered, including mine.

I was seated in my tailor shop by the shuttered window, sewing.

My needle had run out of thread.

And in the darkened room, I could not see to rethread it.

Forgetfully, I stepped to the window and opened the shutter to give me light so

I could thread my needle.

Suddenly, there were jeers and yells.

Inadvertently, I turned to the window to see what the shouting was about.

That shutter. That confounded shutter. I shuttered to think of it.

Shut her up.

Oh, I don't have to.

What did you say?

I don't have to.

Now be quiet.

I'm sorry. Then what happened?

I was beheaded and my spirit imprisoned in this suit of armor for 1 ,000 years.

Today my time is up and the spirit of Lady Godiva will meet me.

That does it. Go out to the truck and get that bottle. I gotta have a drink.

too. Me three.

Make it four.

I still think I'm dreaming.

See if I'm awake.

You're awake.

Yes, but you won't be for long.

Come here. Oh, look out. Oh,

oh, oh.

Spit it out, you guys. You got the bottle.

Oh, boy.

Stop pouring. Okay.

Down

the

hatchet. Hooray.

Why don't you watch your manners?

Hey,

cut it out.

Now,

this

is all very well, Tom, but we got orders to move all the junk out of here,

including you.

Gentlemen, I warn you, if you take me, bad luck will pursue you.

Heed my warning.

Somebody's playing jokes on us. This ain't possible.

Yeah, you get the rest of the stuff. I'll take this tin can out.

There's the, uh... Uh -oh.

Bad luck is beginning to start.

Oh, fiddlesticks. I'm fed up with spooks. So am I. Come on, let's get this

out of here. Come on, go ahead.

I gotta get my hat. Go ahead.

Hey, champ, come on.

Hold your horses, will you?

Oh, oh.

Oh, tricks, eh?

Wise guy, eh? You can make this hat jump till doomsday, but you won't frighten

me again.

I'm through being scared of your phony, spooky business.

Why...

What's wrong with you now?

That bad luck was down my back biting me. It was scratching me to death. Six

lions were tearing me apart bit by bit. Six lions!

Quit lying.

You're only stalling. Go on, get busy. Go ahead.

We'll take this chest first. Get on it.

Wait a minute. It's too heavy. We'll have to take it piecemeal. You guys take

the junk off the top and I'll take the drawers.

Hurry up.

Who are you?

Me? I'm Red.

Oh, Red's killing you.

Dad!

Boy,

am I glad he's gone.

Don't be afraid now, boys.

But let's get out!

I'll bust that door down.

Stand aside.

Okay,

I'm

all right. What we need is a hotter head.

I think you've got something there.

Let's go.

I think it's Franklin. What, the door? No, my head.

Listen, fellas, I want to get out of here.

You bother me.

Look,

fellas. We've got to figure some way to get out of here.

Us, you lame brain? Who do you think I'm talking about?

What

happened?

You all right, kid?

Oh, boy, that spook hit me right on top of the head.

Me too. Look out.

Oh.

It's a lucky thing I took it away from him. He'd have killed you both.

Thanks. You're a pal.

You're a swell guy.

What's that?

Oh, boy. Ain't she a beauty?

It's Lady Godiva.

Oh, Charger.

Ain't she a doll?

Yep, Charger.

Come on, let's watch him ride by.

Yeah, come on.

Hey, wait a minute.

Remember what happened to Peeping Tom?

That was a thousand years ago.

Right.