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Come on, you guys, step on it. We gotta
get rid of this jalopy today.
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My goodness, how'd your face get
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so dirty?
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Like this.
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Now cut out the nonsense. Help me with
the wheel.
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Say, Mo.
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I think this tire needs a recap.
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So does your head.
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Hold the wheel steady.
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You missed me.
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Morning, sir. Something in a nice,
clean, used chariot? Well, I did...
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Step right this way.
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Something in a used chariot for this
gentleman. Yes, sir. How do you do, sir?
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I'm Honest Mole.
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That's Honest Champ. And that's...
That's Larry.
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Now, this buggy is in wonderful
condition.
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Yes, it's our radio special for today.
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Belonged to an old couple in Babylon.
All they did was drive it up to the
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of Isis once a week.
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That's the original paint job.
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Original paint.
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Uh, did you notice the black sidewall
tires?
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Me action, too. Never knew it had it.
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You can't buy a chariot for half the
money over in Madman Ramesses.
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Wonderful condition. The best buy on the
lot, only 400 shekels. What do you say?
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Well, it seems to me you're asking an
awful lot of money.
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Howdy. Howdy, boys. Howdy.
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Oh, nice -looking chariot, sonny. What
do you want for it?
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I'm afraid you're a little late.
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We promised to sell it to this sucker,
this gentleman here, for 400 shekels.
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Give you five, six, seven.
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You can have it. Wait a minute.
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Yes, I had one anyway.
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You saw it first. We'll stick to our
original bargain, 400 shekels.
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Well, thank you. Here's your receipt.
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There's your chariot. Come on, help him
out with it.
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Up she goes.
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There we go.
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There we go.
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being reclaimed for it, I wouldn't be a
bit surprised.
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Don't get tired of that quick enough.
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There we are.
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125 shekels apiece.
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Hey, that's 150 for you. You said it's
going to be an even split.
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Yeah.
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Right down the skull.
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He never knows when I'm kidding.
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So,
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you dare swindle the chief of the palace
guard?
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It's the cops.
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Wait a minute, I know.
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The king shall hear of this.
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I'm going to get myself a chief lawyer.
To the palace with him.
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How dare you bring me this miserable
report when I suffer like a dog with a
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toothache. But, Your Highness.
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Silence! Collection of taxes 40 % off.
How do you explain that?
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Well, Your Highness, there was a crop
failure, a flood on the Nile, and there
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were other... Enough!
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Floods or no floods, you're supposed to
collect my taxes.
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This is disgraceful.
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Away!
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To the mighty Rootin' Tootin'. Hail to
the ruler of the sun and the moon.
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Well,
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who are these sand fleas?
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Your Highness, they swindled me.
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I demand their lives.
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I paid them 400 shekels for a chariot
and it fell apart the moment I left
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establishment.
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You got me covered.
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I have no time for trifles. Throw them
to the crocodiles.
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Andratomys. Find somebody who'll cure
this cursed toothache.
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This is our chance.
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If we can pull his tooth, he may not
toss us to the crocodiles. Yeah, but how
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are we going to do it? You've got the
tools.
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Well, we've got to lose my head. Like he
was saying, what have we got to lose?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, oh.
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Your Highness, this lad will fix you up.
He's known as Painless Papyrus. See? He
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has his delicate instruments with him.
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Surely Your Highness will not permit
these charlatans... I'll try anything.
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my tooth is killing me.
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Come forward, knaves.
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But I warn you, if you fail, you'll die
10 ,000 deaths.
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He never fails.
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Ready, Doc?
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Right, all right.
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Where did everybody go?
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All right, folks, give me a little elbow
room.
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Take a powder, kid.
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What does it hurt, King?
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I think it's this one.
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Oh, a rear -by -customer door.
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We'll have it out in a minute. Do your
stuff, Doc.
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Take it easy.
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Look, a dog can't wait while you've got
your mouth closed. You've got to open it
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like this.
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Well,
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what do you know? A vacancy.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll put it back.
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Get away.
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Here.
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Come on.
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Now there. That didn't hurt, did it,
Your Majesty?
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Well, then open your mouth.
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Come on, fellas. Now's our chance.
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Hurry up.
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King size.
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The pain is gone.
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They've cured me.
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Unhand them. They're free.
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These men deserve a reward.
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Invest them as royal chamberlains. Do as
I say.
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Did he say royal chambermaids?
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No, chamberlains. He wants us to stick
around and look after things.
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Yeah, suppose he has a toothache again.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to
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it.
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Not bad.
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Not good.
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Did you see him hit a royal chambermaid?
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Some
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grape.
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Boy, this is sure better than the used
chariot racket.
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Yeah, if I could only get used to these
fine fetters.
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Oh, thank you.
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Boy, have this peeled and brought back
as soon as possible.
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Oops, be careful. That's me under that
nail.
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Say, it must be time for the king's
afternoon nip.
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Where's the wine cellar, honey?
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Third dungeon corridor, first door to
your right. Thanks.
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Some perfume, sister.
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What brand do you use? Spink. I know,
but what brand do you use?
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Come and mow.
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Come and...
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So you see, Radames, I did collect the
tax money.
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I simply forgot to turn this pot in.
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Very clever.
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And using the tomb of old King Put -In
-Take, it was sheer genius.
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It was rather neat, even if I say so
myself.
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And, uh, look.
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Hey, the dame said it's the first door
on the right. Right.
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I said the dame said it's the first door
on the right. Right!
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This guy don't know his right from his
left.
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When I say go, we all point to the
right. Go!
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Oh, ambidextrous, eh?
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Perhaps you should know, Tudamon. The
king suspects you of
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withholding taxes.
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In fact, he has ordered me to watch you.
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I know.
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That's why I'm giving you a share of the
loot.
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How do you keep it?
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Get
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those
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men dead or alive! It's every room in
the palace.
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Who?
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Hail, wise oracle. Which way did those
knaves go?
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They went that -a -way, and that ain't
no bull.
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Hmm.
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That's funny.
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Nothing in there.
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Good old Put -N -Take -It. He sure was
an ugly old cuss.
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I didn't know it was you.
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A natural enough mistake, my lad.
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You know it now.
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Oh, come on. Let's get out of here.
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We can't allow those rascals to get to
the king. They won't.
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Check the main corridor.
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I'll wait here.
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She'll pay for this.
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All right, King King, don't shoot. Don't
shoot. Come on, here we are. Here we
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are. To rescue.
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What is the meaning of this? Wait a
minute, King. We have a surprise for
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Here is your tax money.
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And they're the fellows that held it out
on you.
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Splendid, splendid.
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Again, I'm indebted to you. One of you
shall have my daughter's hand in
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marriage. Oh, I'm the one here, right?
Hey, wait a minute. Hold it. I'm the
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first chambermaid, ain't I? I'll settle
this. Pardon me.
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Just a minute.
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Call in the princess.
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Ain't this the princess?
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Oh, no. She's only a slave.
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If she's a slave... This
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is
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my daughter.
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Let the lucky man take one pace forward.
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Congratulations, my son.
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What's the matter with him?
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Moe!
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Larry! Do something!
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Do something!
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Do something!
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Moe! Moe!
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