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Tell me, how is he, Claude? I gave him
one of these sleeping pills about ten
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minutes ago. That's the best thing in
the world for him, rest and sleep. But
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don't you think we ought to call a
doctor?
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Why throw money away?
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I can take care of Shemp better than any
doctor. Sure we can. Just follow the
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directions till I get back. I'm going to
get my doctor book. We'll have Shemp as
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good as new.
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Sure.
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Take one pill, wait 15 minutes, then
take a second pill. Hey, it's time for
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second pill, 15 minutes. Right, let's
go.
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Now, don't worry about everything.
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Everything will be all right.
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Now, don't worry.
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Oh, he's sleeping like a baby. It's a
shame to disturb him. Yeah, but he's got
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to take his second pill so he can sleep.
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Maybe you've got something there.
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Okay, kid, we... Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on. Get up, you've
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got to take a pill.
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What, again?
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Yeah, again.
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Here.
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Come on.
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Down the hatch.
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Well, let me get back and... Oh, not so
fast. You've got to follow instructions.
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Now that you've taken the pill, you've
got to skip an hour.
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Get him the rope.
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Here, take that.
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Now skip.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Come on.
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Here, one in each hand.
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Start skipping.
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That's that.
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No, no. We'll let you know when the
hour's up. Continue.
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Well, that's that.
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Shit!
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Cut it out, fella. You're waking me up.
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Where are the boys?
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Why, they've been in with Shemp for over
an hour. They have?
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Hey!
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What's the big idea?
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He's following the instructions on the
bottle. Yeah, it says take two pills and
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skip an hour. You dopes. That means to
wait an hour before you give him his
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pill. Now he tells us. I've got my
doctor book right here. I'll have his
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diagnosed and nothing flat.
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You sit right down there.
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Uh -huh.
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What is it, Doc?
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Nothing.
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He's got a rash.
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It tells you right here.
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A rash may be caused by excessive use of
the gray matter of the brain.
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Oh, it must be something else. Sure, it
can't be that.
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It also says a rash may be caused by a
bad tooth.
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You got something there. Let's have a
look.
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Well,
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none of them came out yet.
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Here, open wide.
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Get me a piece of strong string.
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What are you going to do, Doc? I'm going
to pull that bad, too.
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Is it going to height? No, I don't think
so.
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Here's the string.
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Tie a nice sailor's knot.
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Cut it around?
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Yeah. Fine.
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Follow me.
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Sit down.
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All set?
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We'll have that thing out before you can
say Ticonderoga.
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If you can say Ticonderoga. All right,
back up just a little bit.
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Okay, sonny boy?
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All right.
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Ellie! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh, what a tooth.
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No wonder it was killing me.
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You nitwit. That's the doorknob.
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Oh, yeah?
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Come on.
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Why,
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you imbecile.
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All we're trying to do is give you a
hand here so you can get out of here.
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He shot me. Get a doctor. Do something.
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Oh, quiet, Picklepuss. All he did was
pull your tooth. Is that all?
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Thanks. I feel like a million bucks.
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Easy. You'll soon be a well man,
especially if you go away for a couple
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weeks. Yeah.
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We can go... Wait a minute. We haven't
got a car.
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Oh, you lucky people.
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I've got a car. It isn't exactly brand
new, but it's in perfect condition.
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How much? I'll let you steal it from me
for 900 bucks.
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We'll take it. Fine.
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I'll have it here in the morning. And to
show you I'm the right guy, I'll let
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you have my camping outfit.
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I'll bring it over tonight.
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That's what you call a real pal.
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Yeah, we can camp near a lake and catch
all the fish we can eat. You know fish
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is great brain food.
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You know you should fish for a whale.
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Out of here.
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Hey, Larry, Shemp passed out. Get some
water. No champagne.
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Oh, my God.
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Look, must have left a root in there.
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Hey, Mo.
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What? Don't you think we ought to
practice putting this tent up before we
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I think you got something there,
Porcupine. Let's ask Claude how to do
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Nonsense. I know all about tents. Let's
go.
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Okay.
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Right out, flat boy. Okay.
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Go right side. That goes over. I used to
be a boy scout.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Now, now, now.
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Oh, wise guy.
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Remind me to murder you later.
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I'll make a note of it.
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Get it up, boy.
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All right. Get me out of pole, champ.
All right, get me out of pole, boy. Come
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here.
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Right under my arm here.
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Right under the arm. I'll get it. Right
up here.
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Watch your arm.
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How was that?
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Pretty good.
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All right.
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Narcissus!
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Stop!
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Hold this pole.
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All right, tie it off, dummy. All right,
I'll tie it off.
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Next
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time
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you come in, knock first, and then don't
come in.
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All right, you.
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And furthermore, I'll tell you... Honey,
what are you doing under there?
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Say, he's my brother.
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Yeah, well, he's my husband.
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Wait a minute. He's my husband.
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Girls, girls!
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What are you playing around about? Come
on, get this tent up. Come on. Hold her
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up. Come on, sisters.
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Boy, a super deluxe special.
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Yeah, and all trimmed with chromium.
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Well, boys, there she is.
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Yeah, but what is it? A Columbus.
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Never mind who you bought it from. What
make is that? I told you, a Columbus. I
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thought he came over in a boat.
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You couldn't find another car like that
if you searched for weeks.
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That I can believe.
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Okay, okay, wise guys.
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Wait till you step on the gas and feel
the smooth flow of power under that
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You better be right, chum. Don't you
worry about a thing. Well, I gotta get
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breakfast. See you before you take off.
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All right, fellas, let's get loaded.
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Wait a minute, you know I don't drink.
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Go on, Muscle Bones, go on.
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Hurry up, we gotta get started.
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Hey,
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fellas.
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Yeah? Come here.
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He must have found the road map.
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Yeah, what is it?
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What are you trying to do, ruin the
baggage?
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What are you hissing me for? I'm not
hissing you, but it's not a bad idea.
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Boy.
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How do you like that? A flat tire.
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Get the jack and take the wheel off.
I'll get the spare.
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Here.
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Stubborn, eh?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey,
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quit monkeying around, you guys.
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What do we do now?
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I wonder how they got the tire on.
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Easy.
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That's right.
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No. You think if I got the... Oh, come
on, come on.
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What seems to be the trouble? We can't
get the tire past the jacks.
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Why, you nitwits. Get out of there.
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You want to get hurt?
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Let a man do it that knows how.
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You've got to use your brains.
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All you do is give it one quick jerk.
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Oh, my foot. My foot, it's cut off.
Help.
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All right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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That's it. Help me.
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Get it out. Push him toward me. All
right.
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Is it out yet? Is it out yet? Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Here.
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Chop it out. Yeah.
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We'll get you out.
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Get me out of my foot. Hold steady, will
you? I'll get you.
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My toe. Look in the shoe for some toes.
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How was it? Pretty heavy?
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Why are you going with that tire?
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Why, it's ours.
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Not unless you got $15 .97.
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Now, you don't understand. We were
changing tires and it got away from us.
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it ain't going to get away from me. Let
go of it. Let go of that. Loosen that
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rubber or I'll take this hammer and wrap
you over the noggin.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'd like to see you try it.
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Oh! Hey, pal, don't text us. You can't
get away with that. Tell him, text.
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partner, I'm... Oh!
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I'd like to see you do that again.
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Oh! By golly, he did it.
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Now, look, pal.
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Can't we reason this thing out like
gentlemen?
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After all, we're sensible... Atta boy,
kid.
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I got it.
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Atta boy.
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All right, you girls park yourself right
here while we finish tying off the
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load. Larry, get on the other side.
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Hurry up.
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Champ, give me a hand. Which one?
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Come on, get over here.
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A little more.
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Give me a hand. A little more.
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Move!
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Shut up! I hope we find the worms. I'm
going fishing when we get there. Never
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mind the worms.
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Stubble! Shut up! Always fooling around.
You can't ride that way. You'll
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unbalance the load.
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Get me down!
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Let him down.
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Easy now, kid. Easy.
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I got him. Okay.
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Cool. Let him down. I'm letting him
down.
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What are you trying to do here? Come on,
get up on top of the log.
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Everybody all aboard.
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Come on. You start to climb, kid.
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Okay, come on before the sun goes down.
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Go ahead, kid.
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Oh, what fun, boys.
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I think we can do business.
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Oh, a junk man, eh? Oh, no, no, no. My
card.
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Talent Scout, Acme Pictures, Hollywood.
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Talent Scout?
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You want us for the movies?
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Come, girl, your answer. Either consent
to marry me or become my wife. Never.
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Then you shall die.
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No, no, not you.
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The car.
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We'd search the country for a car like
this.
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Would you consider, say, $2 ,000?
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Would we? Just a minute.
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I'll take it.
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I've decided not to sell to these
fellas.
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There's your money back. You can't do
that. Oh, shut up. I didn't sign
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Come on, Professor. You'll be late for
lunch.
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No. I want to buy this car.
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Right after lunch, Professor. You can
buy ten of them.
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Goody. I love cars. All kinds of cars.
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Oh, I love them. Love them.
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Love them. Love them.
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Love them. Love them.
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Well, you bought yourself a nice car,
partner.
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There's yours, and here's mine.
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00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,419
Love it.
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Love it.
258
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,540
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Where you going? I'm hungry, too.
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Come on, get out of here. Wait a minute.
What's wrong with me? What's the matter
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with you?
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He can eat.
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