Original subtitles

Still!

Okay, boys, get ready for the next one.

Oh!

Why, you!

I'll give you!

What? The meanest look.

Why, you!

Come on, now, break it up. You stay out of it.

Come on, cut out this nonsense.

The lad of the next shaving cream is waiting for these photos.

Oh, there's the telephone. Now, cut it out.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Shut up, you idiots.

I don't mean you, sir.

I mean these other idiots.

What I'm... All right.

I'll be right over.

Fools. Well, you see, we... I'll go out and go to lunch.

Okay, we'll change our clothes.

No, don't take off those uniforms.

I gotta get this work done as quickly as possible. I'll be back in 15 minutes.

Go grab yourselves a bite.

Come on, Joe. I want you to help me move some stuff.

How do you like that?

Fifteen minutes. How can you eat in 15 minutes?

I've never heard of that. Let's go and eat someplace.

Wait. How about Smitty's?

Pretty good.

What's the matter with you? You want to blend down the scenery?

Read that sign.

Hey, you.

No smoking.

Well? It says you, not me.

I don't like Smitty's. Let's go to Levinson's.

Oh, you know what I've heard about...

Listen, don't go to Leveson.

Now,

that's that.

I'm not lending you any more money.

What the hell?

Oh, boy, bread.

Service coming up.

Very good.

I like it very, very much.

Maybe we ate too much of his bread.

He must be nutty.

Boy, are we dumb.

Speak for yourself, John.

Shut up.

He thinks we're chaps.

Greetings, my friends and allies.

How did you get in here?

Through the ally.

Oh, I was afraid you wouldn't make it. Have you seen the paper?

He thinks that's us. He's a Nazi spy.

Watch your step and try and act like Japs.

There's lots of work to be done. We must not fail.

Heil! Heil!

So sorry, please.

Which one of you is Naki?

Me, Naki.

Which one is Saki? Me, Saki.

Then you must be Wacky. Oh, so, very, very Wacky.

Come with me. I introduce you to the ladies.

Oh, dames.

Follow me, gentlemen.

Oh, that are us.

Ladies.

They are all very well -bred.

I take mine toasted.

Would you boys care for some refreshments?

We'd better get out of here before they find out who we really are.

No, we'll stick around.

If the real Japs show up, maybe we can grab them. Yeah, then we'll be heroes,

live happily ever after. If they don't kill us first.

Don't be so pessimistic.

They're not real Japanese.

I know it. They're spies. But as soon as I find out why they're here, we

liquidate them.

So, you are Naki, Waki, and Saki.

So? I would have hardly recognized you. Remember the winter garden in Berlin

when you had your acrobatic act?

Act.

Acrobatic act.

Remember, you tried to teach me jujitsu.

Jujitsu? Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, please show us how.

Oh, no can do this. No.

Military secrets, thank you.

But aren't we your allies?

So?

Maybe going into conference.

Nike, wacky, come back here.

What does she mean, jujitsu? She wants a wrestle.

That I can do.

Go on, think something.

We are showing Nike first man to grabbing wrist and grabbing arm to do

Grabbing arms, so.

Alligator, go down.

Hey,

come on.

Next. Now to relaxing.

I'll not to hurt you. Put right arm out so. Like this?

Oh, so sorry. Not the slows here. Don't be excited, Hugo.

They were teaching us jujitsu.

I knew these boys when they did an acrobatic act at the Wintergarten.

Yeah, acrobatics? I love to watch.

Come on, boys, do something.

So sorry, out of practice.

I've forgotten routine.

Nonsense. Real Japanese never forget.

Come on, do something.

Yeah, do the foot -to -foot dance.

Oh, much rather to dance in cheek -to -cheek.

Excuse me, please.

Conference.

Come back here.

We better do something before that guy gets suspicious.

Try and do the stuff that they did in the acrobatic act last night. Oh, yes.

Okay. I'm watching stunts now. Sitting down, please. Thank you.

A smashing hat, spilling brains and blood.

Very beautiful.

Who are going to do that?

Top man.

Me no top man.

Top man.

Me no top man.

Top man.

Breaking every bone. Thank you.

Who are you? Butter Man.

No.

No, Butter Man. Top Man.

I say, Butter Man.

I say, Top Man.

Butter Man.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Very hot.

Must have refreshment. Thank you.

Now listen, Blake.

What's the matter with you? Give me that.

You got it.

I'd like to see you do that again.

He did it. Why, you.

Give me that.

Serves you right.

I'm glad you and I are safe.

I have some imposters in there.

Follow me.

Watch your peas and Jews.

Don't forget to dot the I's. Yeah.

Come on.

So, you're Nacky, Sacky, and Wacky, huh?

You're all Wacky.

Grab him in the name of the new world. Hold him.

Hold him.

I'll fix you.

Quick, quick. Lock the light.

Grab him.