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hang this in the window so everybody can see that our three sons are doing their

duty. Just like I did in the last war.

They've been gone now for almost two days and we haven't had a word from

Maybe they're overseas by now.

And our baby Curly, I know he'll become a general in the cavalry.

Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry -go -round.

I can just see him now on a great big white charger, the head of his troop

galloping down on the enemy.

Galloping, galloping.

Whoa!

Hiya, folks.

Hiya, Ma. Hiya, Pa. Oh, my boys.

What's the meaning of this?

You were supposed to be in the service.

We tried to join the Army. They told us to go to the Navy just because I had

water on the knee. I didn't know you had water on the knee.

Yes, I have. Look.

But you see, Pa, I told you not to let him wear pumps when he was a child.

And that physical. Oh, boy.

Let me show you, Ma.

First, he says, take a deep breath.

Throw at your chest.

Your chest slipped.

Then he says, roll up your sleeve.

Eyes right.

And then he comes to me.

He says, fold your arms across your chest. Right face.

Bend over.

You know what he did, Pa?

No. He kicked me. Go ahead, kick me. I'll show you what happened.

pool room after we were turned down.

Well, what are you aiming to do now?

Nothing. Vacation like we always did.

Oh.

You low -down loafers.

Everybody's got to do something.

You work on a farm.

Did you fellas fetch a thousand dollars? Yes, sir.

There it is.

Just right.

Just right. Here.

Here's your deed.

There's your form there.

Is this your car?

Yep. Boy, ain't she a beauty.

Boy, he's sure in a hurry to get away.

He ain't going very far on that egg beater. We put it over on him, all

get a farm full of livestock for a measly thousand dollars and a broken

with a whooping cough. Come on.

Oh, toy mites.

You squash brain, you. What are you doing?

Taking duty.

I'll pick at you in a minute. Go on, get going. Go ahead.

Pick at duty.

One of these days, I'll tear your temples off. You know where you're

I'm sorry, Moe. It was a loose board. A loose board?

I don't see any loose boards.

Here!

Moe!

Oh, forgive me. Here.

Hit me with that and we'll all be even.

No, I couldn't hit you with that.

But I can with this.

See that?

Come on, break it up. We got work to do inside.

Then get going.

Wait a minute. I'll help you.

Oh, get away.

We can't get anywhere this way. Let's crash.

See that?

Cap's escaped from a relocation center last night, and we're checking all cars.

You don't say.

Yep, and that ain't all.

This morning, a North Street's run away from a circus.

Haven't seen him, have you? No.

I just sold him a farm. I'm seeing the country.

Well, so long, boys.

So long.

Hey, would you mind giving me a little shell, fella?

They can hate hay while the sun shines.

Never mind that. Get this joint cleaned up.

I don't see a single cow.

I don't even see a married one.

Imbecile. Oh,

ain't she cute?

Now, Penelope, I expect a blessed event by morning. A nice big fat fryer with

giblets and gravy.

Boys, there's something wrong around here. I don't see any livestock.

Say, maybe it's behind the barn.

Hey, look!

A pelican!

That's no pelican. It's a gander.

Mahatma gander?

A gander, a gander, a goose's husband.

Yeah,

a papa goose.

Do they have papa and mama gooses? Oh, sure.

And little baby gooses, too.

Oh, I read about them. They come from Germany, to Gustavo.

Look, if you don't stop, I'll give you a pup.

What flavor?

Five delicious flavors. Go on, kill that gander so we can have some roast goose

for supper.

Oh, boy.

Come on, we better go out and find the livestock.

Yeah, we better.

the blasting powder.

What do I know about blasting powder? I'm a horse.

Oh, a horse, eh?

And it's eating up our blasting powder.

Get rid of that thing and be careful it don't explode.

Aye, aye, sir.

Hey,

Friar, stop eating my blasting powder. Go in there.

Go in there.

Say, while we're here, why don't we fix those pumpkins?

Yeah, we can get more for them as jack -o' -lanterns than we can as pumpkins.

Good idea.

in here and get to work before I pin your ears back.

Oyster was over there, and now it's over here.

I've been reading too many dime novels.

You know, the trouble with him is he's got too much imagination.

How could a pumpkin of that size... See?

Well, it must have rolled over there.

Come on, get these things up on the sill here and get them dried out.

Yeah. Okay. Come on, get busy, boys. We're stalling around.

Here, come on. You're always fooling around.

Mommy!

No.

You know, fellas, if we go around the other way, we might be able to head them

off. Now, I... Hey,

let's put these pumpkins on. Then they'll think we're on their side.

Once they get close, let's...

alone. I can see it now. A parade coming down Fifth Avenue.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

The place is surrounded by Japs.

There's some more now.

Come on. We'd better hide.

Come on.

What do we do now?

I'm dying and you're asking me riddles. You know.

Wait a minute.

If we're going to die, at least we'll scramble some chaps with these eggs.

Hey, you rats!

that lays hand grenades.

See?