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What a newspaper.
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What an organization.
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Send those news hawks in here.
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You're a fine bunch of reporters. I sent
you out to get a story, and what
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happens? Nothing. But, boss, we couldn't
help it. They got the place surrounded
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by roughneck guards, and it's suicide
for a news hawk to be in the
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Oh, yeah?
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Look at the Star Press.
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They got the story.
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They got the story.
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That's what I need on this paper. More
men like they have on the Star Press.
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Are they merry -go -men or what?
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I'll get a story or I'll tear the town
apart.
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I'll get a story or else... There are
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three
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Star Press reporters now.
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Hey! Star Press!
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They cut out the stone and go on up
there.
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Yeah, it's your turn.
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I've been running my legs off all
morning till the cubs on my pants are
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Afraid of what?
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You're our great bunch of reporters.
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You're all fired. Get out.
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Hurry up. Come on, Stoop. We'll all go.
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What are you doing?
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Listening to the band.
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Would you like to hear some birdies? I'd
love it. Take off your hat.
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Get going.
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This way, please.
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Well,
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how would you boys like to do a little
work for me? Sure. We do the best work
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town. Yes, and it's guaranteed.
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Certainly. We're colossal. We're
stupendous. We're terrific.
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We're even supportive.
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He's always clowning. Where's the work,
boss?
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Well, here's a story about Prince Sham
and old lady Van Bussel. I want to find
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out if he really intends to press his
suit.
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He ought to. A man can't get married in
baggy pants.
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I want you reporters to get me the
lowdown on this story.
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Reporters? We ain't... Now, you get me a
picture of Prince Sham, and I'll give
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you each a hundred dollar bonus.
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What good is a hundred dollar bogus?
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Bonus, not bogus. Don't you know what
bonus is?
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Certainly, Spanish.
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Bonus nachos. Si, si, senor.
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Si, si.
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I can't help it. It's the gypsy in me.
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I'll gypsy you later.
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Okay, boys.
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You get me the picture.
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So long. So long.
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Oh!
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Is this the Farnsworth Employment
Agency?
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Well, this is Flint at the Van Bussell
residence.
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What about the cook and the two butlers
you were going to send me?
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I know they're tough to get, but I need
some help.
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Well, send them over as quickly as
possible. The sooner, the better.
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Never mind that order.
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Everything's under control.
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I'm your new cook.
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There's your two butlers. Oh, splendid.
So you're the new cook.
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Well, now, remember, we serve dinner
promptly at eight.
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And, incidentally, are you good on
stews? Certainly. He's always half
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Now, whenever you're ready, serve the
drinks and don't forget the canopies.
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Canopies? Oh, you mean the toast with
the lace curtains?
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Such levity.
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You remind me of the Three Stooges. Hey!
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That's an insult!
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Well, now, I was only joking.
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Carry on.
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Now, what would he want with a can of
peas?
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Not can of peas. Can of peas.
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Not can of peas. Can of peas.
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Whatever's as crazy and it's not you.
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Right. Can of peas.
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Hors d 'oeuvres. Which one?
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Canopies, hors d 'oeuvres. Make up your
mind.
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You put them on crackers.
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They give you an appetite like a horse.
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Oh, animal crackers.
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Go on, make the canopies. What animal
crackers?
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Listen, fatter brain.
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Take this camera. Keep your eyes open.
The minute you see the prints, snap his
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picture. Make it a candid picture.
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Yeah, a candid picture of canopies.
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You gonna start that again?
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I wish he would have made a chopped
liver.
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Here.
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Let's see, canapes.
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Ah, canapes.
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Animal crackers.
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Can't open that.
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Canapes?
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Canapes?
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Canapes? Prince Sam, will you have some
hors d 'oeuvres? Oh, thank you, Mrs. Van
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Bossen.
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Why, my dear, this cape here has turned
green. It's mildewed.
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What? That's no cape, sir. That's
canapes. Fool!
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So am I.
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You go get a picture of those two while
I peddle a lemonade.
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They're over there by the piano.
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Here you are, folks. Get your ice cold
lemonade. It's delicious.
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You'll love it.
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What's the matter with her?
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Here you are, folks. Get your...
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It's delicious. You'll love it. Here you
are, folks. Step up now.
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You'll love it. It's... Have a lemonade?
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Listen, you idiot. That's for the
guests.
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And don't handle the ice with your
hands, you feather brain. I think you're
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right. I'm starting to get chill blames.
Hold this, will you please?
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Go get the ice tongs. Yes, sir.
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Everything's okay, boss. We get in all
right.
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Yeah. I'll see if they're snapping the
picture.
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Goodbye.
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Keep my nose out of here. I'm
suffocating.
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Why don't you look where you're going?
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Why don't you keep your nose out of
strange doors?
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Oh,
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ice town. Yeah.
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Here, go on.
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I think it's silly, too, but orders is
orders.
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Put those things away.
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Have a lemonade, ten cents a piece, or
three for a quarter. What?
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I'm sorry, have all you want. Don't cost
anything.
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Here's eggs in your vest.
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That's my tenth one today.
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Oh, the health these days, it's
deplorable.
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Nice little turkey getting its bath at 7
.30 and we'll be well cooked by 8 o
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'clock.
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You're a wise guy, huh?
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There we are.
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Prince Sham.
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I think we should announce our wedding
date, don't you?
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Oh, well, no, my dear.
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I think in a globe that would be so much
more romantic, why don't we plan to run
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away together next week, huh?
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Oh!
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What's this?
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It's for Dad.
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I'm so sorry, Prince.
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Stupid people. Oh, take nothing of it,
my dear. It's all perfectly all right.
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I'm sorry, madam. Can I take your
glasses?
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You know...
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news for you. The prince is really going
to marry the dame. They're all open
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next week.
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But I didn't get a picture. You didn't?
Give me that camera. I'll get a picture,
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I hope. Hurry back.
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Hey,
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my turkey, it's burning.
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Oh, come on, my shoe. Just my luck.
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lose a hundred bucks? Are you out of
your mind? What's the matter with you?
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turkey belongs to those people. Now,
don't let me ever hear you say or do
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anything again to a turkey.
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Don't worry, buddy. We can do without
mashed potatoes.
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haunt you.
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That's incredible.
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we don't get the $100 bonus until we get
a picture of the prince.
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You're right. Let's go and find him.
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And don't shoot until you see the bags
under his eyes. Right.
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Imagine that suffering old fool falling
for that line.
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I told you to shut up. But I...
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Jeepers, creepers,
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what a night.
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I told you to be quiet.
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Come on.
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What's that?
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It's them.
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I got you. With the gudge and you're
going to jail.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Bull, but the prince
ain't a prince at all. He's a crook. We
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a picture of him robbing the safe. We
had him arrested.
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Yeah, so there ain't no wedding and
there ain't no story.
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No story?
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Why, this is the greatest scoop that
ever hit this town.
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Stop the presses. Hold everything for an
extra. For an extra hundred? You said
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it. Take this to the cashier and get
your dough.
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Oh, boys, we're making this.
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I shall marry instead of that terrible
prince.
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