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Republic of Canabere, P .U.
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Draft Board Number 145, I .O .U.
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Wrong Brothers, R .F .D. 7.
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Stincola, Moronica.
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Sirs. This draft board has decided to
extend to you a 30 -day deferment from
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military service.
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This is based on your claim that you
have invented an airplane that will
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revolutionize flying.
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However, if at the end of 30 days you
have not proved your plane to be all
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you claim it is, you will be inducted
into the service.
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Very truly yours, Joe Strabuchin
-Costco.
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What a moniker.
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We made it. Now we got a chance to
finish the buzzard, the greatest plane
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made. Nobody ever thought of inventing a
plane like ours. You said it. We're
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great inventors. Robert Fulton, Thomas
Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, Don Amici
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and us.
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Okay, let's finish her up so a -flying
we can go.
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A -flying we will go.
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A -flying we will go. A -flying we will
go.
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A -flying we will go. A -flying we will
go.
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A flying wheel goes.
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A flying wheel goes.
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Break it up.
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Boy, when we paint the buzzard with this
quick -drying melted rubber, it'll be
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waterproof and ice -proof.
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Right.
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Now, in this case... Who are you?
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Oh, don't do that!
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Don't do that!
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Where's your vice? Vice? I have no vice.
I'm as pure as a driven snow.
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But you drifted. Get out of here. Get
the bike.
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Hold that.
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Hold that.
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Hey, roll me a cigarette.
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Hey, when I say now, tighten this vice,
will you?
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You can depend on me.
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Let me see.
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Now... Look what you're doing.
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I did what you said.
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And you said now.
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Oh, ungratefully.
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Get me out of this.
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Hey, Moe, it's stuck. Hit it on top of
the head.
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Oh, he broke it. I hope. No, he didn't.
Oh!
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Were you?
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Oh! I'm waiting. Oh, no, no, no, no!
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I'm lying. Oh, no, I didn't mean it.
Please, look out.
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Get out of the way. Oh!
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Don't you dare hit me in the head. You
know I'm not normal. I'm normal, you...
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You know that self -sealing rubber don't
come off easily. This is going to be a
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tough job.
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Inflate this rubber thing with that
hydrogen gas.
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Then when the gas fills the suit, it'll
pull away from my body. Then you can cut
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it off in strips.
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Okay, gas off. Gas off.
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Hey, hurry up, you guys. Get a knife and
cut this off of me. Okay.
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Hold still.
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Oh, my, oh, my.
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Hey, Moe, what are you doing up there?
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It's the gas, you idiots.
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Shall I get you some bicarbonate soda?
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Shut up and get me down.
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Okay.
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Yes, yes, go on. I'm palpitating. Shut
up. Just remember, if we flop, we're
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drafted. We've got to make good.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Who's going to fly the buzzard? We don't
know anything about flying.
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Neither did the Wright brothers. But
they flew.
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Anything the Wright brothers can do, the
wrong brothers can do. Right?
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You are speaking incorrectly.
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You are more than...
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screwballs like the Rung Brothers.
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They're either miracle men or they're
insane.
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That isn't anything.
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Roll me a cigarette.
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What do you guys think you're doing?
Playing hippity hop at the barber shop?
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Now snap into it and march like
soldiers. And that goes for you too.
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About face.
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I won't do it. He don't pay my salary.
It's a guy with a beard.
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About face.
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Forward march.
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Company attention.
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Fall in on that line.
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Fall in.
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Now listen.
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One more.
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break out of you guys and I'm going to
hang you. All three of you.
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Now I'm going to teach you how to be
soldiers whether you like it or not.
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Right shoulder, arms.
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Left shoulder, arms.
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Right shoulder, arms.
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Forward, arms.
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Dispatchers, arms. Forward, arms.
Dispatchers, arms. Right shoulder, arms.
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Arms, arms, arms.
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Arms, arms, arms.
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Arms, left shoulder, arms.
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm going to show you how to do the
manual of arms.
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do it just like I did it.
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