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It must be Grandma, kids.

Come in, Grandma.

Tizzy! Lizzy!

Tizzy! Stinky!

Stinky!

You look good.

Oh, you look wonderful. Say, why the get -ups? Where's the masquerade party?

Yeah. We're sailors on a steamship. We're shining on the Dottie line. We're

working on a boat.

Kiss us goodbye.

I'm poisoned.

Fun's fun. We've got to go.

Kisses goodbye.

Come on, honey.

Oh, boy.

We're off to sea to see what we can see.

See? See, see. We're off to see the sea and we're off to see the sea.

We're off to see the sea. Oh, we're off to see the sea. Oh, we're off to see the

sea. Wild winds blow. We're off to see the sea where the wild winds blow.

We're off to see the sea where the wild winds blow.

We're off to see the sea where the wild winds blow.

Oh!

We forgot our duffel bags.

Hiya,

fellas. Oh,

where'd you get the swim tent?

Oh, my seasick.

What's the matter with you guys? You can't take it.

Hey!

Oh, pardon me.

Oh,

shut up, you.

You know, I was a board painter.

Hey, why don't you look where you're painting?

You are sorry, Duncan. Get out of here.

Yes, Duncan. Here.

What's the matter with you? You want to ruin the paint job?

Something tells me we'd better take a walk.

Yeah, but run.

Wait a minute. We've got to figure a way to get out of here. Come on.

Hey, fellas.

I can't hear a thing.

Why not?

I'm not listening.

So what's the matter with you?

Come on.

Remus, we're stuck.

Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.

Why, I'll restore Lieutenant Dungan.

Number three propeller shaft is frozen here, Captain. It takes about three

to fix it.

There's the ship.

Anchored over there. See? Come on, final full speed ahead.

And hamburgers are waiting.

Mush! Mush! Mush!

Full speed!

We're saved.

Oh, boy, we'll have chicken and dumplings.

Where is everybody?

I'll find out.

Look.

A disguised raider.

We gotta use the old bean.

I couldn't look another bean in the face.

Shut up.

We gotta get into nice uniforms somehow.

If we're discovered, we're lost.

You're crazy. If we're discovered, we're found.

Quiet.

Quiet.

Go on.

Shh. Get in there, quick.

What's this?

What did

you

kick me for?

I didn't kick you. No.

You kicked me, huh? I didn't kick you. You didn't. You didn't kick me.

I'll kick you.

I'll kick you. I'll bite you.

So

far, so

good.

If that ain't done, then I'm a bilge pump.

It's him, all right, and he's a Nazi officer.

Lucky we got these beards. He didn't recognize us. Yeah, we better scram

he gets back.

Yeah, I'd like to scram in some breakfast. I'm starved.

You dumb cop!

Just for that, you go forward and polish the deck gun and you'll get no

breakfast. Oh, please, not that. I'm starved. See?

Yeah, I don't see.

Now,

loafer, you clean that gun.

I come back and schmuck it after breakfast.

Get busy.

You schweinhund. You clean that gun and I throw you in irons.

Don't worry, kid. We'll smuggle some grub for you.

Oh, boy. Make a turkey and ham and candy sweet potatoes on the side. And hot

buttered biscuits and honey. And smother the whole thing in fried chicken. But

no beans.

It's in a bag.

Aye, aye, Admiral.

But I don't care.

I'm going to eat.

Hey, I brought you some food.

Oh, good. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

Oh, this is beans again. Listen, you.

Quiet. That's all the goose -stepping heels have got.

I brought you some breakfast.

That's what I call a pal.

Roast turkey.

Stuffed breast. Oh, I love it.

Beans! Beans!

Shh! Here comes the petty officer again. Quick, ditch the beans.

Come here.

Enough,

baby.

I'm coming to the beach. Hey!

Did you clean that gun?

I wouldn't be surprised.

I will look.

Open that fridge.

This gun is filthy, I tell you.

Swab it out, and you help him, too.

Come on, come on. When I ask, give it to me.

Okay, you answer it.

I'll hang you to the mast!

Come on, make yourself busy, quick.

Attention! What's this loose here?

Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler!

So, that's the way you waste our delicious ersatz beans. You don't cough.

I hope the captain didn't see you.

Hire Hitler. Hire Hitler.

Hire nothing.

But, Herr Kapitän, I did not do it. It was those three new men. What new men?

have no new men.

Get out of here.

That dog was on the American ship, the Tati.

Americans. Surprise.

Call the Gestapo.

Call all hands.

Let's go.

It's our hash. That's the general alarm.

Now I know you, you American swines.

Here they are. Come and get them on the double click. Hey, dumb cops.

Come on. Hey, Blubberhead.

See those?

Yeah.

Success. We need one more to make the pile even.

Come on, we get another one.

They're not my whole ship's company captured, three men.

But, Herr Captain, these are Americans.

We've got to get rid of that captain and his officers.

Yeah, we've got to use strategy.

We can't use nobody.

There's only three of us.

Be quiet.

I got it. You better have it or we'll get it.

Shut up.

Such officers.

What would your Fuhrer say if he heard about this?

Three Americans making fools of old, chip -loaded Germans.

You

failed

to catch three spies.

Blow out your brains.

But, my Fuhrer, we are Nazis. We have no brains.

Then what you got? Blow out.

When my field marshal counts three, start blowing.

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! One!

What comes after one?

Two!

Never mind, fat boy, I count myself.

One!

Two!

Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!

Mein Führer! Oh, my personality. Thanks, buddy.

Win! Win! Win!