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Professor Dunkfeather is concentrating.
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Ah, just as I suspected that she had
dandruff.
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Proving absolutely a case of suicide.
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What is it, Perkins?
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This is Mr. Wallace from the Times. He's
come to interview you.
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Excellent. That will be all, Perkins.
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Professor Dunkfeather, my paper wants
the inside story on the breaking up of
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Great Spy Ring.
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By far the strangest case in all my
experience.
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It began one day when three master
salesmen were canvassing from house to
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If we don't sell one of these reducing
machines today, the landlady said we'd
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sleeping on the sidewalk.
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Say, I stopped the landlady this
morning.
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How? I says to her, do you want us to be
patriotic and buy war bonds, or do you
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want us to be unpatriotic and pay the
rent?
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You had her there.
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That's what I thought. But if we don't
pay the rent, we still sleep on the
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sidewalk.
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Yes? Good day, madam. We... Pardon me.
We represent the Miracle Reducing
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Company, Inc. Our machine is guaranteed
to take off ten pounds a day.
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Are you kidding?
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As I said before, this remarkable
machine puts on ten pounds an hour. I
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want any. You peddlers are driving me
crazy.
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Precisely why we are here, madam. We too
loathe those scarless door -to -door
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leeches. My vice president will show you
exactly what I mean. Show her, vice.
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Thank you.
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That'll be 50 cents.
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Thank you. Now about this remarkable
machine of ours.
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You know, we generally get what the...
What are you walking into me for? I
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almost had a soul.
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The miracle machine of the age. And if
you increase the voltage, you can knock
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off 20 pounds.
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Really?
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Really. Ready? Contact!
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Contact! Contact!
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See those pounds oozing off?
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Yes. Yes. And if you get tired of using
it as a reducing machine, it makes a
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remarkable cocktail shaker. I'll take
one.
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Take her out of her seat.
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Hey, it's off.
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Oh. How do you spell 50?
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Make it 75.
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What did you say?
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I say it's nice to be alive.
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Wonderful rain we had last night.
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Marvelous. It simply drenched the place.
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Practically wet everything.
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What has that got to do with the spy
ring?
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Nothing.
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But late that same day, they came to the
home of Graves, the great inventor.
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They had been walking for miles and
miles and miles.
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Boy, what a neighborhood. This is the
first house we've come to in five miles.
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Guy lives here, must be a hermit. Yeah.
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If we don't sell anything here, me and
my feet is quitting.
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What is it?
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What, what?
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You didn't say nothing.
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No, but I did.
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Shut up.
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What do you want?
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We want to see the owner on important
business.
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This guy don't want to buy nothing.
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No, he's heavy enough.
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Say, what's the idea of all the clocks?
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Mr. Graves, the master, will show
exactly what time it is in all
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time is it?
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Shh. In two seconds, it'll be five o
'clock in Russia.
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Hey,
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let's come back at 12 o 'clock and hear
the whole song. Shut up.
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Mr. Graves is in his den.
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Follow me. Go ahead.
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Firetakers, fine, fine.
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Now, your wages are $100 a month, room
and board.
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But we're not cool. Yes, we are.
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I want you to look out for spies,
especially Jap spies.
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You're not a Jap, are you?
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Me, a Jap?
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I'll kill you. Wait a minute.
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He meant sap, not Jap.
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Oh.
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I want one of you boys to take this gun,
just in case.
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Are you sure you know how to handle that
gun?
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Are you kidding?
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That's the front end. That's the back
end. This is the gimmick you pull.
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This was the gun.
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Then Graves was the master spy.
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I'll tell the story.
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Mr. Graves was called away on a secret
mission.
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So he had the three salesmen brought to
his den where he gave them instructions.
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Gentlemen, I've been called away to
Washington.
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To demonstrate my new death ray machine.
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It will destroy millions.
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Yeah, but what's that got to do with us?
Just this. While I'm gone, I want you
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men to sleep in the house. So enemy
spies won't break in and steal any of my
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invention. If enemy spies get fresh with
us, I'll dash their head against the
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wall. I'll chop off their arms. I'll
break their rear door. I'll destroy
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I'll tear them.
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If an emergency arises, use this bomb.
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It will destroy everything and
everybody.
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Oh, he won't need that, as long as I've
got my old trusty shooting iron.
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Be careful with that thing. You've got
nothing to worry about. I unloaded it,
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see?
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You unloaded it, huh?
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I'll unload your brains if you've got
any.
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Now remember, boys, you will defend my
property until your life's blood flows
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down the Florida rivers.
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Goodbye. Okay, boss, you've got nothing
to worry about.
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Those graves and his bodyguard. This is
our chance.
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What about those three guys in the
house? We'll take care of them.
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What do you suppose I got these outfits
for?
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I'll signal when I get inside.
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The place is all locked up and we're the
only ones in here.
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Oh, Rachmaninoff's prelude. And believe
me, that's a hard piece.
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May I have this dance?
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Say, you're not a bad dancer.
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You got your legs on backwards. I bet
you tell it to all the boys. Wait a
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minute. If we're here alone, who's
playing the piano?
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What difference does...
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There's
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nobody there.
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Let's sneak up on them. Go ahead.
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Yeah, see, we got nothing to worry
about.
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But, Professor, who threw the pie?
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That was one of the mysteries.
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You will see as I continue.
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The next thing that happened, the
salesmen were in a conference.
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What was that?
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Shortwave, take it down, quick.
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What's it say?
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Ah, shut up.
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What'd that mean?
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You too?
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We can't cover this place right unless
we split up. You go in the den. You go
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the basement. Go ahead, get started.
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That's a strange story, Professor, but
who was throwing those pies?
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Ah, wouldn't you like to know? But wait.
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Right after that, there was something
else happening that baffled description.
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around here to be afraid of I hope
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friends and keep them. Four volumes.
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Where's the other one?
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What's the matter? Did you see what
happened? No.
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No?
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Look in there.
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I don't see nothing.
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Stand aside.
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head right through your socks.
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Hey, Larry, is there anybody following
me? No, but when I opened the door,
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was a Jack Spice in there.
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He had flame coming out of his nose.
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He had a big long...
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