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Goodbye, Jimmy.
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My baby.
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It's bad enough you snore like a train,
but when you start crying like a baby,
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that's too much. I didn't... It's that
Tom cat again.
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Come on, boys, get the shoes.
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Where's that cat? I'll murder it. Kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when
I was delivered by the stalk.
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When you were born, you were delivered
by a buzzard.
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Oh, special delivery, eh?
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Well, boys, looks like we're a father.
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Please take Jimmy to your heart and give
him a good home. He's yours, a broken
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-hearted mother.
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What a cute little kisser.
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Watch me make him laugh.
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Zip. Boom.
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It's unhappy.
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So am I.
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Run that back.
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What's the idea?
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Quiet. You want to wake the kid up? Oh,
I forgot. I'm one third of a father.
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Yeah, let's see how he's doing.
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Well, say he's going to wake up hungry,
ready him something to eat. Good idea.
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Get your clothes on. Come on.
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Hey, what do kids eat?
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What do kids eat? That's easy. Soft
stuff. No bones, no potato chips.
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What did you eat when you were a baby?
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Weeds.
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I got it.
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Why don't we fix him a full -course
banquet and let him take his pick?
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For once, you're showing a slight trace
of brains. Hop down to the market and
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buy the works. Right.
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Don't forget the dill pickles and a high
chair.
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I can't get over it. Me a parent.
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Now let me see.
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A dash of Worcestershire sauce.
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Dash. Dash.
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Some onion juice.
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Oh!
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Double crosser. A nasty onion, eh?
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Hey!
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I got the cheese.
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Artichokes.
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Herring.
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Limburger.
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Bicarbonate.
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Beer. Oh, and I got nipples. They just
fit. I tried them, see?
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What?
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What's the idea?
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Come over here.
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Get this celery cleaned up. Come on.
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You, clean up the table and do it quick.
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Get
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that
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celery clean. Hurry up.
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What's the matter with you?
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Come on.
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Get that celery clean.
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Take that celery and scrub it.
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Go on, go on, go on.
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Scrub the celery.
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How do you like that guy?
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Hey, what are you going to do, play
around all day, you guys? The baby lad
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wake up any minute.
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Okay.
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What's the matter with you? I couldn't
help it.
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Take care of the kid. He wants room
service. Right.
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I was born in Brazil and I grew on a
tree.
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When they shook the tree, then I fell
down.
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Then they put me in a bag and they
fastened on a tag and they shipped me up
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New York town.
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Hey, grapehead.
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That's no way to clean celery.
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No? No.
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Hey, Mo.
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I'll fix that. Clean this table off.
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Here. Cut that right down there. Hold
that.
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I'll search for some safety pins.
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Ow!
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Why, you imbecile, you. I'm sorry, Mom.
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Give me that.
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The eternal triangle.
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What size?
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I don't know. Maybe six and seven
-eighths.
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We'll need a model.
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You're just the type. Get up there.
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All right, get it off.
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Come on, Jimmy.
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There we are. There we are.
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Hey,
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where are you?
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Here, here.
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Oh, there you are.
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Boys, all we need is a few slight
alterations.
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Stand by, Doc.
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Scissors. Scissors.
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Wait till you see the meal we have for
you. Fit for a king.
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Even better, fit for an airplane worker.
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Come on.
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There we are. There's enchiladas,
spaghetti, artichokes, onions, celery,
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radishes, pigs feet and herring.
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Come on, get going.
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A nice radish.
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Gesundheit!
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Nice manners you're teaching him.
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Now you're getting your vitamins.
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Starch, vegetables, hypochondriacs.
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Try an olive.
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Oh!
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Wise guy.
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Maybe he'd like a smarty coke, a potty
smoke, a oaky doke, this feathered
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You ought to choke.
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You too.
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Here you are, sonny.
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Fool around with that for a while.
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While he fills up the cavity, I think
I'll read the scandal sheet.
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Come on, eat it like this.
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I'd like to meet the guy that invented
these barbed wire pineapples.
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Oh, quiet.
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He don't like the artichoke. Here, give
him some spaghetti.
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Okay.
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There. There's some spaghetti for you.
And don't get tough.
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Hey, fellas.
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Get a load of these headlines.
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Police scour city for kidnapped baby.
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Oh, that's nothing. Kids always get into
mischief. Now, when I was a kid, I...
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Kidnapped? Who? What? When? Let me see.
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Police fear kidnappers have grabbed
Colin's baby and are holding it for
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So far, the kidnappers have not
contacted the family.
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Fellas, do you think that's it?
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Sure. The kidnappers got cold feet and
left us with a kid with a phony note.
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And we fell for it.
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He
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don't
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like spaghetti either.
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Hey, bunion head, answer that door.
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Give the kid back his spaghetti. What,
are you going to eat it yourself?
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No, you eat it.
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How do you like it?
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Nah.
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Hey, fellas, it's the cop. They're after
us for kidnapping.
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We've got to hide the evidence.
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Let me see now.
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The window.
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Scram.
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Now go and find your baby.
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The baby disappeared. That's exactly
what we're going to do. Come on.
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I don't see them anyplace.
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Maybe they went down that dirt road
there.
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Well, you go down there and look, and
I'll follow the highway.
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If I don't see them, I'll come back.
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All right.
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Quiet. I hear a motorcycle.
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Expect me to see through the canvas.
Quiet.
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See? There must be pigeons in this car.
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Yeah.
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It's the baby. It's in the car.
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Yeah. Now we're in for it.
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Everything will be all right as long as
the kid keeps quiet.
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I'll cut a hole in the canvas and see
where the cops are. Good idea. And if
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see him, let me know.
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Keep the baby.
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Yeah, I'm going to spawn.
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Yeah, it's you. You don't get it.
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Get those guys. All right.
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Spread out. I got a signal for a turn.
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Get your gun. It may be violent.
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Stick him up. Stick him up.
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Oh, Morty.
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Darling.
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My baby.
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I'm sorry we quarreled last night. Me
too. I was so despondent. That's why I
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left Jimmy on that doorstep.
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Well, don't worry. It won't happen
again. No.
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Say, what do you suppose became of those
three goofs? You got me.
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They still don't know that all we wanted
was a baby.
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