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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,760 a putt on top of your head. What are you disturbing us for? Can't you see we're 2 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:49,760 busy? Shh! 3 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,580 bouquet. The only one in the box? Yes. 4 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:45,120 Well, not bad. 5 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:51,120 Oh, my ear. Oh, my ear. 6 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:55,260 Hey, what's all the fuss? My ear, my ear. 7 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,720 Oh, hold it. 8 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 More pressure. 9 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:09,240 Wait a minute. I didn't do it. He's the one. 10 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:41,780 a turnip head. 11 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:43,600 I'll fix this. 12 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,660 Hold that. 13 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,080 Some of these guys are... Have it back in the jiffy. It was a little uneven. 14 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:59,000 We used to be bill casers for Bob and Barry. 15 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,149 of us again. 16 00:03:38,150 --> 00:03:39,870 Yeah, come on. We got plenty of work to do. 17 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:08,950 This way. 18 00:04:14,090 --> 00:04:15,990 You'll be as safe in here as an olive in a bottle. 19 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:19,790 Yeah. And don't come out until I give a couple of raps like this. 20 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:44,060 What are you looking for? That's just what I've been thinking. 21 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,560 Can I interest you in a new one? 22 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,879 What's that? 23 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,040 Oh, nothing personal. Pardon me. Come on, sit down. 24 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:52,060 I've got something to show you. You stick around. 25 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,340 There you are. There's a pretty thing. 26 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:00,140 A 10th century... Unbreakable. 27 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,500 See what I mean? 28 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,620 See what I mean? 29 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:10,240 No, no. If I were you, I wouldn't buy anything in this shop. 30 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,540 What are you trying to do? 31 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:13,060 Oh, 32 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,080 he's got stones in his head. 33 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,580 Now, why... Oh! 34 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,740 Now, here's something cute. 35 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,960 A finger bowl. 36 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,000 If you take... No, no! 37 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:26,920 I was taken by a young lady today. 38 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,660 I didn't want to buy anything anyway. 39 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:29,980 Oh, a window shopper. 40 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:32,860 Hey, what's behind those drapes? 41 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:34,320 The back of the drapes. 42 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,479 Oh, yeah? 43 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,280 Yeah. I'll see for myself. 44 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,600 Talk to that chestnut sticker. 45 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,280 Listen, buddy. Give him a few syllables. Tell that guy. 46 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:32,540 Keep your shirt on. 47 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,960 Now, listen, pal. 48 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:36,000 He... What guy? 49 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:43,300 The guy that says... I could 50 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,300 have been free. 51 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:52,680 You want to get me in trouble? 52 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:55,320 Easy, buddy, easy. Now we're getting someplace. 53 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:57,170 This is my next queen. 54 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:16,660 Did you see them? 55 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 You think they got away? 56 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,060 Oh, what are we going to do? 57 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,820 I wouldn't hurt those guys. They're three nice fellas. 58 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,390 Oh, so you think they're three nice guys. 59 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:48,790 Yeah, they always pay their income tax on time. 60 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,870 They don't know what's safe and what's what. 61 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:53,330 Oh, they don't, huh? 62 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:54,570 No. 63 00:09:56,390 --> 00:10:03,230 How long have you known 64 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,229 these fellas? 65 00:10:04,230 --> 00:10:05,230 Well, I'll tell you. 66 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:33,100 Listen, we're your friends. We come here to get you out of this mess. 67 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,000 But, Hal, we're trapped in here and the emperor will be here any minute. 68 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,280 All right, listen to this. 69 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,220 Oh, food. 70 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:44,660 Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I like food. 71 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,080 red in your cheeks. 72 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,360 Now, do as you're told. 73 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,460 Yes? 74 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,660 Diana, this is your own little octopus coming to take you in his arms. 75 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:23,560 If you think I'm going to let that guy snuggle up to me, you're crazy. 76 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:27,000 How long is this going to keep up? You just keep stalling him until Diane makes 77 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:27,659 her escape. 78 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:30,820 As soon as he gets in here, he'll recognize me. Don't you worry. I'll take 79 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:31,419 of that. 80 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,580 Every time you take care of that, I get it. 81 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,520 Make it a short minute, my little kelp fish. 82 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,320 Kelp fish. 83 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:43,920 Go on, get sexy. 84 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,240 Oh, Emperor, we're sorry. 85 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,540 We're sorry it was an accident. 86 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:59,380 And your glasses, they're broken. 87 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:05,000 Even without my glasses, you're ravishing. 88 00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:09,280 I bet you tell that to all the boys. I mean girls. 89 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:16,220 How about a kiss, my little sardine? No, no. I'm no sardine, and there'll be no 90 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,220 kiss. 91 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:23,240 Oh, please, you'll spoil my makeup. 92 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:27,060 At least we can toast your beauty with sparkling wine. 93 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,560 Here's to you, my little halibut. 94 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,860 Uh -oh, I forgot to have it tasted. 95 00:13:35,890 --> 00:13:37,290 Here, taste this. For me? 96 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,009 Thanks, pal. 97 00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:40,890 He said taste it. He didn't invite you to lunch. 98 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:44,170 I have to be very careful. My last three tasters were poison. 99 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,670 Did you hear that? It's a royal Mickey. 100 00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:19,810 Okay, Yucky. Real vintage. 101 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,070 Fine. 102 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:26,450 After you, my love. After all, ladies first. 103 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:28,950 Oh, no. 104 00:14:29,470 --> 00:14:30,950 Emperors always first. 105 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,790 To our undying love. 106 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:36,450 He means dying love. 107 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,220 You can't be here alone with him. I mean her. 108 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:30,320 This is my wife. I just married her. Oh, well, that's all right. 109 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,190 mine, I'd use my sword. 7765

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