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a putt on top of your head. What are you disturbing us for? Can't you see we're

busy? Shh!

bouquet. The only one in the box? Yes.

Well, not bad.

Oh, my ear. Oh, my ear.

Hey, what's all the fuss? My ear, my ear.

Oh, hold it.

More pressure.

Wait a minute. I didn't do it. He's the one.

a turnip head.

I'll fix this.

Hold that.

Some of these guys are... Have it back in the jiffy. It was a little uneven.

We used to be bill casers for Bob and Barry.

of us again.

Yeah, come on. We got plenty of work to do.

This way.

You'll be as safe in here as an olive in a bottle.

Yeah. And don't come out until I give a couple of raps like this.

What are you looking for? That's just what I've been thinking.

Can I interest you in a new one?

What's that?

Oh, nothing personal. Pardon me. Come on, sit down.

I've got something to show you. You stick around.

There you are. There's a pretty thing.

A 10th century... Unbreakable.

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

No, no. If I were you, I wouldn't buy anything in this shop.

What are you trying to do?

Oh,

he's got stones in his head.

Now, why... Oh!

Now, here's something cute.

A finger bowl.

If you take... No, no!

I was taken by a young lady today.

I didn't want to buy anything anyway.

Oh, a window shopper.

Hey, what's behind those drapes?

The back of the drapes.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I'll see for myself.

Talk to that chestnut sticker.

Listen, buddy. Give him a few syllables. Tell that guy.

Keep your shirt on.

Now, listen, pal.

He... What guy?

The guy that says... I could

have been free.

You want to get me in trouble?

Easy, buddy, easy. Now we're getting someplace.

This is my next queen.

Did you see them?

You think they got away?

Oh, what are we going to do?

I wouldn't hurt those guys. They're three nice fellas.

Oh, so you think they're three nice guys.

Yeah, they always pay their income tax on time.

They don't know what's safe and what's what.

Oh, they don't, huh?

No.

How long have you known

these fellas?

Well, I'll tell you.

Listen, we're your friends. We come here to get you out of this mess.

But, Hal, we're trapped in here and the emperor will be here any minute.

All right, listen to this.

Oh, food.

Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I like food.

red in your cheeks.

Now, do as you're told.

Yes?

Diana, this is your own little octopus coming to take you in his arms.

If you think I'm going to let that guy snuggle up to me, you're crazy.

How long is this going to keep up? You just keep stalling him until Diane makes

her escape.

As soon as he gets in here, he'll recognize me. Don't you worry. I'll take

of that.

Every time you take care of that, I get it.

Make it a short minute, my little kelp fish.

Kelp fish.

Go on, get sexy.

Oh, Emperor, we're sorry.

We're sorry it was an accident.

And your glasses, they're broken.

Even without my glasses, you're ravishing.

I bet you tell that to all the boys. I mean girls.

How about a kiss, my little sardine? No, no. I'm no sardine, and there'll be no

kiss.

Oh, please, you'll spoil my makeup.

At least we can toast your beauty with sparkling wine.

Here's to you, my little halibut.

Uh -oh, I forgot to have it tasted.

Here, taste this. For me?

Thanks, pal.

He said taste it. He didn't invite you to lunch.

I have to be very careful. My last three tasters were poison.

Did you hear that? It's a royal Mickey.

Okay, Yucky. Real vintage.

Fine.

After you, my love. After all, ladies first.

Oh, no.

Emperors always first.

To our undying love.

He means dying love.

You can't be here alone with him. I mean her.

This is my wife. I just married her. Oh, well, that's all right.

mine, I'd use my sword.