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Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Hey, mom must have been trying to wake us up again. Yeah, let's go in the

bathroom and clean up. I'm going to brush my teeth. I'm going to change my

socks. What an experience.

What are you trying to do?

What's the matter with you?

Oh, well.

We should resume.

Act like this.

I got a little soap on my tongue.

I'm going to miss our breakfast. Come on.

It's a letter for Curly.

From the Inventors Association.

This is personal.

Dear Mr. Jack.

Look at the way he spells Jack. J -E -R -K.

Come on, you don't know how to read.

What's the idea of covering my ears? I don't want you to hear what the letter

has to say.

After trying a gold collar button retriever, I have concluded that it is

incomprehensible and utterly impractical. Oh, boy!

Success! Success!

Oh, success, Ma! Well, just what does this invention do?

Wait, I'll show you, Ma.

This is my new invention.

This is a collar button. I throw it away, and wherever it goes, the arrow

find it.

expenses. Oh, thanks.

You would take it.

Goodbye,

Ma.

buy that gold finder.

Did I understand your voice to say you had a gold finder? Why, certainly.

Well, I'm the fellow you want to meet.

I can sell you the rights to the lost mine.

A hundred thousand tons of pure gold worth $35 an ounce. Think of it.

I can't.

How much is that in round numbers?

That's 80 billion, 16 million and 51 cents in a fraction.

Profit? No, less income tax. It's just $27.

Oh, boy. How much do you want for it? Well, you only got $50.

I'll take it.

It's a deal. Pay him.

Here you are.

Oh, thank you. He doesn't know I got another $50.

Ah, but I got the map, and that'll cost you $50 more.

Pay him the $50.

I forget where it is. Oh, yeah?

Oh, it's in his left pocket. Right.

Where is this mine?

Way out west, boys.

Oh, boy, out west.

And they're glad of it. Shut up.

Taxi!

No gold finder. It's a scavenger. Maybe it's the climate that's crazy with the

heat. How do you feel?

Oh, pretty good.

Six months on the desert and all we've got this little poke of gold.

Sure has been tough.

I shoot an arrow into the air. Where it lands, I do not care.

I get my arrows wholesale.

Come on, get this thing started. This time you find gold.

Listen, William Tell, for two pins, I'd bat your brains out. I ain't got any

pins. You haven't got any brains either.

I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm stuck!

Oh, Larry!

Help me!

Come on, get busy.

Don't worry, kid. We'll have those out in two shakes and a twist.

It'll take longer, but go ahead.

Right. Give me another room.

Hope it ain't tin cans this time.

Put

down

that shovel and get a pick.

I'll murder you guys, Shep.

Jumper and Catfish, they found the lost mine.

So what?

But they're liable to find the gold.

Well, let them do the work and we'll take the gold away from them.

I'm going to work in the corner. Now, you guys get busy. Both of you.

Jackpot hits you.

I like it. Come on.

Boy, won't Ma be happy.

Yeah, we'll take her right out of the kitchen and move the stove in the dining

room. Let's go.

Double crossers.

Wait a minute, Mo. Those desert rats are after us. Yeah, and they want the gold,

too. Where's Curly?

I don't know.

Did you ring, sir? Yeah. Did you see a guy about that high and about that wide?

Did he have a cool hat on?

Take it off.

Where's the gold?

Don't worry. It's safe in the safe.

All right. We'll cut it up three ways. We'll have a... Shh. You hear something?

Must be those guys again.

in the shape of the gold.

Gold's in the safe.

Well, give me the dynamite and we'll blow them up.

There it is.

We sure fooled them.

You know what that thing is you're holding there? That's dynamite. You mean

things with the... Hey,

I smell smoke.

I'm not smoking.