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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,580 Larry, Moe, and Curly. 2 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:43,800 Hey, mom must have been trying to wake us up again. Yeah, let's go in the 3 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,200 bathroom and clean up. I'm going to brush my teeth. I'm going to change my 4 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,200 socks. What an experience. 5 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:56,160 What are you trying to do? 6 00:02:18,049 --> 00:02:21,970 What's the matter with you? 7 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:33,450 Oh, well. 8 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:37,230 We should resume. 9 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,160 Act like this. 10 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,340 I got a little soap on my tongue. 11 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,520 I'm going to miss our breakfast. Come on. 12 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:51,860 It's a letter for Curly. 13 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,520 From the Inventors Association. 14 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,160 This is personal. 15 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,180 Dear Mr. Jack. 16 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,260 Look at the way he spells Jack. J -E -R -K. 17 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,240 Come on, you don't know how to read. 18 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,300 What's the idea of covering my ears? I don't want you to hear what the letter 19 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:09,039 has to say. 20 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:13,920 After trying a gold collar button retriever, I have concluded that it is 21 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,140 incomprehensible and utterly impractical. Oh, boy! 22 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,519 Success! Success! 23 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,640 Oh, success, Ma! Well, just what does this invention do? 24 00:04:22,019 --> 00:04:23,020 Wait, I'll show you, Ma. 25 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:26,860 This is my new invention. 26 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,520 This is a collar button. I throw it away, and wherever it goes, the arrow 27 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,520 find it. 28 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:04,110 expenses. Oh, thanks. 29 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:05,410 You would take it. 30 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:08,790 Goodbye, 31 00:05:10,590 --> 00:05:11,590 Ma. 32 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:36,240 buy that gold finder. 33 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:40,200 Did I understand your voice to say you had a gold finder? Why, certainly. 34 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,300 Well, I'm the fellow you want to meet. 35 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:44,460 I can sell you the rights to the lost mine. 36 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:50,000 A hundred thousand tons of pure gold worth $35 an ounce. Think of it. 37 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,220 I can't. 38 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:52,460 How much is that in round numbers? 39 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,280 That's 80 billion, 16 million and 51 cents in a fraction. 40 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,620 Profit? No, less income tax. It's just $27. 41 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:10,700 Oh, boy. How much do you want for it? Well, you only got $50. 42 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:11,960 I'll take it. 43 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:13,380 It's a deal. Pay him. 44 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,779 Here you are. 45 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:20,620 Oh, thank you. He doesn't know I got another $50. 46 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,000 Ah, but I got the map, and that'll cost you $50 more. 47 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,700 Pay him the $50. 48 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,440 I forget where it is. Oh, yeah? 49 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:38,960 Oh, it's in his left pocket. Right. 50 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Where is this mine? 51 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,140 Way out west, boys. 52 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,040 Oh, boy, out west. 53 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,380 And they're glad of it. Shut up. 54 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:48,980 Taxi! 55 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:27,610 No gold finder. It's a scavenger. Maybe it's the climate that's crazy with the 56 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:28,670 heat. How do you feel? 57 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:29,950 Oh, pretty good. 58 00:07:35,610 --> 00:07:41,050 Six months on the desert and all we've got this little poke of gold. 59 00:07:41,310 --> 00:07:42,470 Sure has been tough. 60 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:47,550 I shoot an arrow into the air. Where it lands, I do not care. 61 00:07:47,770 --> 00:07:48,850 I get my arrows wholesale. 62 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,290 Come on, get this thing started. This time you find gold. 63 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,910 Listen, William Tell, for two pins, I'd bat your brains out. I ain't got any 64 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:27,630 pins. You haven't got any brains either. 65 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:32,470 I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm stuck! 66 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,730 Oh, Larry! 67 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:35,870 Help me! 68 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:40,750 Come on, get busy. 69 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:43,070 Don't worry, kid. We'll have those out in two shakes and a twist. 70 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,020 It'll take longer, but go ahead. 71 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:44,000 Right. Give me another room. 72 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,180 Hope it ain't tin cans this time. 73 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,080 Put 74 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:14,600 down 75 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,600 that shovel and get a pick. 76 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,000 I'll murder you guys, Shep. 77 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,720 Jumper and Catfish, they found the lost mine. 78 00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:23,980 So what? 79 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,420 But they're liable to find the gold. 80 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:29,520 Well, let them do the work and we'll take the gold away from them. 81 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,660 I'm going to work in the corner. Now, you guys get busy. Both of you. 82 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,330 Jackpot hits you. 83 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:26,550 I like it. Come on. 84 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:31,030 Boy, won't Ma be happy. 85 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:34,090 Yeah, we'll take her right out of the kitchen and move the stove in the dining 86 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,090 room. Let's go. 87 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:42,510 Double crossers. 88 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:52,650 Wait a minute, Mo. Those desert rats are after us. Yeah, and they want the gold, 89 00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:53,710 too. Where's Curly? 90 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:54,770 I don't know. 91 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,830 Did you ring, sir? Yeah. Did you see a guy about that high and about that wide? 92 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,050 Did he have a cool hat on? 93 00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:08,930 Take it off. 94 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,449 Where's the gold? 95 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,830 Don't worry. It's safe in the safe. 96 00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:18,530 All right. We'll cut it up three ways. We'll have a... Shh. You hear something? 97 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,070 Must be those guys again. 98 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 in the shape of the gold. 99 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,020 Gold's in the safe. 100 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,160 Well, give me the dynamite and we'll blow them up. 101 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,540 There it is. 102 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,240 We sure fooled them. 103 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:28,100 You know what that thing is you're holding there? That's dynamite. You mean 104 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,440 things with the... Hey, 105 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:36,740 I smell smoke. 106 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:38,260 I'm not smoking. 7709

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