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Do that to us just because we're eight months behind?

But he did.

Yeah. Well, I'm going back and get my other shirt.

Get my other pair of socks. They're standing behind the stove. Right.

Yeah, but he won't let us in.

Hey, listen to this.

Man collects $30 ,000 damages from hotel, slips on cake of soap in lobby,

gets huge judgment.

Did you hear that?

All we need is a cake of soap and we're in business.

Let's go up and get one.

Wait a minute.

He won't let us in.

Oh, he won't, eh?

Feel that muscle.

Very good.

I'll tear him limb from limb. I'll chop him to ribbons. I'll wreck him. I'll

crush him. I'll give him a... Believe me. Come on.

Look.

Soup. Just what we're looking for. Oh, boy. Let's go.

Boy, this is it. A hotel.

I can feel the money jingling in my pocket now.

Start flipping. We start suing. Keep your eyes peeled for anybody. Go ahead.

Hey!

Why don't you mind your own business?

They're nervous, some people.

Came out of nowhere.

Now you wait with me, and I'll see that you're put in a tub and nobody uses you.

Why,

you dummy.

Don't you dare hit me in the head. You know I'm not normal.

See that?

Now, why don't you do things right?

I've been trying, but the soap is too big. Soap is too big. Get your leg up

here.

There.

Now, do things right.

Hey, poke a pine.

You quit eating your lunch. We got some things... Tourist?

Good afternoon, Mr. Scroggins. Won't you come in? Never mind the formality. What

about the interest on your note?

Well, here's $52, Mr.

Scroggins. It's all I have.

You know, business has been very bad.

But I'm doing the very best I can. I haven't time to listen to your excuses.

You have the rest of the interest in ten days or I'm taking this dump over.

People won't stop here unless the place is fixed up, and I haven't any money to

do it with.

We've got to help that poor old lady. Come on.

Wait a minute, Shylock.

She'll have the money on time. Yeah, and I'll see that you get it, too. Me,

myself, I personally. I'll guarantee it, see?

And who are you?

Who is he?

Why, he's one of the biggest steel men in the country.

He'd steal anything... I mean, his steel is known from coast to coast.

Will he steal?

And how?

Is that your hat?

Yes. Why don't you get your head simonized?

Just for that, I'll dispossess you.

Oh, boys.

Now, don't worry, Mom. He can't dispossess you for 30 days. By that

have you on easy street. Oh, how can I ever thank you? Don't try. By the way,

here's $52 I just found in my hand.

Why, that's the amount I gave Mr.

Scroggins. Now, ain't that a coincidence?

We'll take care of everything. You go see a movie. Oh, thank you.

Single feature.

Say, did you notice the beautiful watch Scroggins had on? Notice it?

I got it.

This will buy paint and wallpaper.

I won't need the soap anymore.

Come on, fellas, let's go.

I got the whole thing.

Hey, kid.

Are you hurt? Yeah, but I don't care.

Mark it off.

Wait a minute, you

dimwit. Don't you know nothing about driving nails? Are you that dumb? Can

see where that nail is pointing?

That nail is for the opposite wall.

Come on.

I don't think it would be possible.

I'll sabotage you, I tell you. I'll sabotage you.

Get that weight. Hold that roll. Lift that barge. Tote that bale.

Zoop.

This looks gooey enough to be good.

Come on. Let's look them over.

Look, boys. See who's coming.

Look. Waldo Twitchell. He'll be good for a couple of last anyway, huh?

If he gets a good write -up in his column, the place is made. Yeah, but if

lost the place, Mrs. Brown will lose her hotel.

You get him seated. We'll get the show started. It better be good.

Let's go.

I hope you enjoy our new place, Mr. Twitchell. Thank you.

Good evening, friends.

I would call you ladies and gentlemen, but you know what you are.

Tough audience.

We have a request from the busboy. Yes. To execute a song entitled, She was bred

in old Kentucky, but she's just a crumb up here.

Maestro.

Maestro.

were flying about as the wife made sauerkraut.

So we... That settles it.

That settles it. I quit.

Part of the routine on the murder.

How do you like that audience?

Hit me with a tomato and made you booze and I had talent.

A tomato?

Yeah, a cowardly tomato. One that hits you and runs.

Wait till I get out there, brother. I'll wow him.

What's the idea? Get out on that stage.

I'm all ready.

I wasn't talking to you, Balbo.

Relax. I'll call you when I want you.

Come here, blubberhead.

Haven't you got any more brains than to walk off a stage when you're

entertaining people?

Besides, we've got to help the old lady.

Now get out there and mingle with the guests. Listen, you. Mingle or I'll

mangle. Oh, that's different.

If you don't know, the show must go on.

Now go out there and mingle with the guests.

Maybe we can overcome a bad start.

Wait on them. Dance with them.

Go on out in the kitchen and get busy.

Come on.

Do you mind if I cut in?

Not at all. If you dance like you act, I know I'll get home early. Oh, thank

you. Yes, thank you.

Come on, Shorty. Don't be no deadpan. Smile.

Come on, give in.

Well, that's better.

We're in the groove now.

What are you

looking

at me for?

I'll miss you.

Man, you're quite a dancer.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, Jasper, I want you to meet Miss Stampendale. How do you do?

Rush.

Come on, let's finish our dance.

Pardon me.

Well, waiter, do you have a patty de foie gras?

I'll see if the band can play it.

Pardon

me.

Pardon me. Pardon me.

Keep it up, you're alright.