Original subtitles

Oh, nurse, how's my husband this morning?

How is he?

Did I come here to nurse a patient or that silly -looking tree he has in

Well, that's a rare tree, and worrying about it has brought on his nervous

breakdown. Well, I shouldn't wonder.

I've been running errands for it all morning.

Give it a drink, give it some air, put it in the sun, take it out of the sun.

Just be patient. I'm going to call a doctor.

You'd better get six doctors.

My feet are killing me.

Nurse!

Winthrop, I... A fine gardener you are. Look at that tree.

The only puckless persimmon in the country, and you're letting it die.

But I didn't... Shut up!

Say something!

Call for the tree sergeant at once. Get out!

Yes, sir. And when they come, you can go. You are fired!

Station's ready, Doctor.

How about it, Doc?

I don't like the sound of its bark.

What is it?

Two o 'clock.

Needs a transfusion.

Certainly a transfusion is less confusion.

Watch this.

Just a little thing I picked up to make big trees out of little saps.

Don't look at me.

It's magic.

Certainly, before you know it, we'll have fruit.

Look, raspberries.

Oh, boy.

Can you come over to Mr. Winthrop's on Sunset Boulevard? We have a sick tree

over here.

Well, you won't have it long. We'll be right over.

A patient! A patient! A patient!

What's the idea of packing a phone?

In case we get a call while we're gone.

You imbecile.

Answer that.

Transfusion.

Hey, Moe. Hey, Larry.

Look what happened. Stay away. I'll be right back.

Look,

I'm a giant.

Well, I'm a giant killer and my name ain't Jack.

Well, beat me, Daddy. Down to the floor.

Here, here.

Oh, wait a minute.

I'm back to normal.

You'll never be that.

Oh, I bet you tell that to all the Sturgeons.

I said to be right over. Well, phone him again. Yes, sir.

Nurse! Nurse!

Nurse! Nurse!

Oh, he's off again.

I wonder why the doctor I called doesn't get here.

Good. Oh, I'm so worried about him. Cheer up. We kill or cure.

Doctor, what are those?

Don't worry, lady. We won't muss up the joint.

We'll even burn up the trimmings. Come on.

We gotta go.

operate here.

Are you going to tell us our business?

Ask her to leave.

Outside. All right, come on, lady.

But, doctor... Outside, land to the operation.

Oh, they're going to operate.

Operate?

This is a plain case of dry rot.

Cut off that limb.

I've got to cut off his leg.

You're not going to cut off any limb. Put that saw down.

Sit down. We know our business.

Hold him.

Cut off that limb.

15 years for it to bear fruit.

You have?

Where's its mate?

Mate? It has no mate.

It's the only one like it in the country. You ain't gonna get anywhere

single tree. This poor thing is pining away for a girlfriend.

Or maybe a boyfriend.

Quiet.

Are you sure?

Certainly.

Gentlemen, if you'll find me a mate for it, I'll pay you $10 ,000.

We're on our way. Where is it? On the Isle of Rumbugi.

Rumbugi. Bugi.

Bugi. Bugi. Bugi.

Every step of the way.

Where's Curly?

I don't know. He told me last night he had a date with a mermaid.

Maybe they eloped.

Yeah, maybe they... What?

He must be here already. Here's his hat.

Go on. See if we can pick up his footprints.

Bloodhound, see where they lead.

Hush!

Hush!

Hiya,

Snowflake. No, Snowflake.

Kingfisher! Oh, he's the kingfish.

I know Amos. I know Andy.

Hi, Amos. Hi, Andy.

How's lightning?

I don't know, but I think it's going to strike any minute.

Yes, hallelujah.

Boy,

that was a close shave. I'll say.

What are you grunting about?

That ain't me.

You...

Call him King.

Wow, King!

Whoa!

Listen,

Kingy, I... Oh, Dr. Dead Rock, I... I presume.

Don't they have large monkeys in this part of the country?

What do you mean, monkey, you scissor bill?

What are you doing in that outfit?

I had a dice game with the king. With my dice?

Listen, Chiefy, we came down here to get the pockless persimmon tree.

Stranger want tree? Marry my sister. Okay, Chiefy.

Man want marry you. You like?

No like.

Me like that one.

We marry now?

Oh, no, not that.

There's an ideal couple if I ever saw one.

Get second three.

Where do we come in?

In the stew.

Roast stew.

This is all your

fault, you pudding head. If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have been in this

spot. You've got to get us out of this, you hear?

Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You can't eat me. I'm too tough. I'll give you indigestion.

Say yes now or I'll strangle you. It's still no.

Go ahead, buddy. Make him still.

Shot real.

Coke shots.

Kyle!

Where is it? In the alligator.

In the alligator?

No!

Now listen, you lost it, you get it. Get it? Did you see him yawn?

You got nothing to worry about. We'll tickle his stomach. That'll make him as

helpless as a baby.

Come on, start tickling.

All right, get it.

No tricks now or I'll make a suitcase out of you.

I'll fix him.

Out of my way.

I'll hold his upper jaw. You put your foot on his lower.

I'd better take the upper. I'll take a compartment. Quiet.

You'll take the lower and like it.

I'll take the lower, but I won't like it.

Let me open.

Hurry up.

I got it. Give it to me.

What's the matter, kid?

I lost the end of my shoe.

The end of a shoe ain't important.

Well, this one is. I think it had my toes in it. Why, you...

Hurry

up. Come on, stop bailing her out.