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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:41,600 Those pictures of that movie star. You're holding up the presses. I have 2 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,580 three new photographers on the job, Mr. Wilson. Yeah, what's their names? 3 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,960 Click, Clack, and Cluck. 4 00:00:46,820 --> 00:00:48,060 What did you send them for? 5 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,160 What, sir, you... I didn't say anything of the kind. 6 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,440 Yes, sir. 7 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,400 Click, Clack, and Cluck. 8 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,760 Oh, just one. Oh, 9 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,300 my public. 10 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,680 Darling. 11 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,580 Sweetheart. Have you forgotten all your other wives? 12 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,200 Completely. Except on alimony day. 13 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:10,390 But this is Wednesday. 14 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:23,770 Oh, 15 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:33,810 darling, 16 00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:37,050 this is the supreme moment. 17 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,378 What's happening? 18 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:58,860 Hey! Help! 19 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:01,960 Help! 20 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,840 What happened? 21 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,840 Oh, Percival, you think of everything. 22 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:11,680 Just a little surprise, dear. I hope you like it. 23 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:40,590 What's the idea of the three watches? 24 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:42,030 That's the way I tell the time. 25 00:02:42,390 --> 00:02:43,690 How do you tell the time? 26 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:47,230 This one runs ten minutes slow every two hours. This one's twenty minutes fast 27 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:48,230 every four hours. 28 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:51,050 The one in the middle is broken and stopped at two o 'clock. Well, how do 29 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:51,948 tell the time? 30 00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:55,090 I take the ten minutes on this one and subtract it from the twenty minutes on 31 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:55,809 that one. 32 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:58,670 Then I divide by the two in the middle. Well, what time is it now? 33 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:00,610 Oh, ten minutes to four. 34 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,490 Hmm, so it is. 35 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:23,220 range need development. 36 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,220 You dimwit. You forgot to turn the winder. How? 37 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:04,540 Like this. 38 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:06,880 Clear out of here. You're fired. 39 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,980 Wait a minute, boss. Every photographer we've sent to Bulgaria to get a picture 40 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:13,560 of that ray machine has been shot. So what? What can we lose if we send them? 41 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,440 Say, I think you got something there. 42 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,160 I've changed my mind. 43 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:20,880 There's a boat lease for Bulgaria at six o 'clock and you're going to be on it. 44 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,040 Bulgaria. Bulgaria. 45 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,500 Vivo Bulgaria. 46 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,299 A vivo. 47 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:24,979 A vivo. 48 00:04:24,980 --> 00:04:25,980 A vivo. 49 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,880 Take your picture, mister? 50 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:04,899 No, no, no. 51 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:07,760 Registrar, registrar. We ain't gonna park here. We just want to take some 52 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,940 pictures. Hold it. 53 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,880 Oh, 54 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,760 camera shy. 55 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,960 What's the matter with everybody in this town? 56 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,160 I think we better take a pan shot of the buildings or get something around here. 57 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,460 And for taking pictures in Bulgaria, you are sentenced to be shot. 58 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:40,650 Wait a minute, buddy. We want to shoot a picture. You look important. Stand in 59 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:41,349 the middle. What? 60 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:44,650 Say, you're covering a little fella. What are you doing? Wait a minute. Choke 61 00:05:44,650 --> 00:05:45,650 your hat. You're shading your face. 62 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,250 Well, I got an idea. 63 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:49,410 Put this gun to his head. 64 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,150 Hold it. Oh, no. 65 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:54,170 That man shoot pictures. Now we shoot him. 66 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:55,390 An execution. 67 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,130 Hey, can we shoot a picture of it? Yeah. 68 00:05:57,550 --> 00:06:00,010 You shoot the picture and we shoot you. 69 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:23,590 worry about, boys. They can't shoot us. 70 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,310 Aim! Fire! 71 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:33,070 Wait a minute. This ain't according to Rule 27 of international law. 72 00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:34,830 We're supposed to have a last request. 73 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:36,450 Here, this is request night. 74 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,730 What do you request? 75 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,370 How about a last smoke? 76 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:41,389 All right. 77 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,690 But when the smoke is finished, so are you. 78 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:45,490 Gee, thanks. 79 00:07:21,870 --> 00:07:22,870 Attention! Attention! 80 00:07:25,470 --> 00:07:26,470 Ready! 81 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:27,930 Aim! 82 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:30,050 Hey, wait a minute! 83 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:32,770 Stop, Puppet. What are you going to sleep for? 84 00:07:33,530 --> 00:07:34,530 Come on, come on. 85 00:07:38,170 --> 00:07:39,550 Stop it, I'm ticklish! 86 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:43,630 Fine, time to get ticklish. Come on. Puppet, he... 87 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:21,610 and the gun goes off, poof! Well, proceed with the poofing. Yes, sir. 88 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:32,230 With that pooper, we can shoot the enemy before they shoot us. 89 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:36,130 Colonel, there are three spies at large taking pictures on the ground. Spies? 90 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,619 Look at the tricky gun. 91 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:55,080 If we only had our cameras, we could take a picture of it. 92 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,780 Oh, look at that big camera. 93 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,840 Get in front of the gun and I'll take your picture. 94 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,060 Okay. 95 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,780 What a tricky camera, but I'll get it. 96 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,400 Smile, fellas. Be sure to get us in. 97 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,480 Stand close together. Ready? 98 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,279 Let her go. 99 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,280 Watch the birdie. 100 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,880 I'm going to tear you limb from limb. 101 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,260 You ain't got time. I hear footprints. 102 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:32,300 I 103 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:40,420 thought 104 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,520 the shots came from here. 105 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:42,720 There's no one here now. 106 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,080 Maybe I can get a report on the radio. 107 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,100 radio must be dead maybe a tube's burned out look in the back it's funny worked 108 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:04,860 all right a minute ago 109 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:22,320 we 110 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,320 must have a foreign station 111 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:05,780 look out for three photographers. 112 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,240 They ain't here. 113 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,660 I wonder where they are. 114 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,940 Well, pal, you got me. 115 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:21,060 The last time I saw them, they were running east on Main Street. Or maybe it 116 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:24,540 west. For that matter, I'm not sure it was Main Street. 117 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,180 And it might have been three other guys. 118 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,020 You know, I'm a stranger here in town, and I... 119 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:21,500 waiting for? I ain't waiting. 120 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,740 Get out of the way. 121 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,200 Today we got raw oyster stew. 122 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,319 What you have? 123 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,320 Oyster stew? 124 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,160 We just dropped them in. Oh, thank you. 8872

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