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Those pictures of that movie star. You're holding up the presses. I have

three new photographers on the job, Mr. Wilson. Yeah, what's their names?

Click, Clack, and Cluck.

What did you send them for?

What, sir, you... I didn't say anything of the kind.

Yes, sir.

Click, Clack, and Cluck.

Oh, just one. Oh,

my public.

Darling.

Sweetheart. Have you forgotten all your other wives?

Completely. Except on alimony day.

But this is Wednesday.

Oh,

darling,

this is the supreme moment.

What's happening?

Hey! Help!

Help!

What happened?

Oh, Percival, you think of everything.

Just a little surprise, dear. I hope you like it.

What's the idea of the three watches?

That's the way I tell the time.

How do you tell the time?

This one runs ten minutes slow every two hours. This one's twenty minutes fast

every four hours.

The one in the middle is broken and stopped at two o 'clock. Well, how do

tell the time?

I take the ten minutes on this one and subtract it from the twenty minutes on

that one.

Then I divide by the two in the middle. Well, what time is it now?

Oh, ten minutes to four.

Hmm, so it is.

range need development.

You dimwit. You forgot to turn the winder. How?

Like this.

Clear out of here. You're fired.

Wait a minute, boss. Every photographer we've sent to Bulgaria to get a picture

of that ray machine has been shot. So what? What can we lose if we send them?

Say, I think you got something there.

I've changed my mind.

There's a boat lease for Bulgaria at six o 'clock and you're going to be on it.

Bulgaria. Bulgaria.

Vivo Bulgaria.

A vivo.

A vivo.

A vivo.

Take your picture, mister?

No, no, no.

Registrar, registrar. We ain't gonna park here. We just want to take some

pictures. Hold it.

Oh,

camera shy.

What's the matter with everybody in this town?

I think we better take a pan shot of the buildings or get something around here.

And for taking pictures in Bulgaria, you are sentenced to be shot.

Wait a minute, buddy. We want to shoot a picture. You look important. Stand in

the middle. What?

Say, you're covering a little fella. What are you doing? Wait a minute. Choke

your hat. You're shading your face.

Well, I got an idea.

Put this gun to his head.

Hold it. Oh, no.

That man shoot pictures. Now we shoot him.

An execution.

Hey, can we shoot a picture of it? Yeah.

You shoot the picture and we shoot you.

worry about, boys. They can't shoot us.

Aim! Fire!

Wait a minute. This ain't according to Rule 27 of international law.

We're supposed to have a last request.

Here, this is request night.

What do you request?

How about a last smoke?

All right.

But when the smoke is finished, so are you.

Gee, thanks.

Attention! Attention!

Ready!

Aim!

Hey, wait a minute!

Stop, Puppet. What are you going to sleep for?

Come on, come on.

Stop it, I'm ticklish!

Fine, time to get ticklish. Come on. Puppet, he...

and the gun goes off, poof! Well, proceed with the poofing. Yes, sir.

With that pooper, we can shoot the enemy before they shoot us.

Colonel, there are three spies at large taking pictures on the ground. Spies?

Look at the tricky gun.

If we only had our cameras, we could take a picture of it.

Oh, look at that big camera.

Get in front of the gun and I'll take your picture.

Okay.

What a tricky camera, but I'll get it.

Smile, fellas. Be sure to get us in.

Stand close together. Ready?

Let her go.

Watch the birdie.

I'm going to tear you limb from limb.

You ain't got time. I hear footprints.

I

thought

the shots came from here.

There's no one here now.

Maybe I can get a report on the radio.

radio must be dead maybe a tube's burned out look in the back it's funny worked

all right a minute ago

we

must have a foreign station

look out for three photographers.

They ain't here.

I wonder where they are.

Well, pal, you got me.

The last time I saw them, they were running east on Main Street. Or maybe it

west. For that matter, I'm not sure it was Main Street.

And it might have been three other guys.

You know, I'm a stranger here in town, and I...

waiting for? I ain't waiting.

Get out of the way.

Today we got raw oyster stew.

What you have?

Oyster stew?

We just dropped them in. Oh, thank you.