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Right in the middle of the ocean to you.
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Nobody eating fish today.
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Hey, porcupine, stop the boat.
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Nice, juicy, right fresh fish.
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Fish, fish, fish.
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Fish, fish,
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fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish,
fish. Fish, fish, fish.
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Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish.
Fish, fish, fish.
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Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish.
Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish.
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fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish,
fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish,
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fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish,
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fish, fish.
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Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish.
Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish.
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fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish,
fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish,
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fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish,
fish. Fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish
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catch our own fish and it don't cost us
nothing.
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And you nearly talked us into buying ice
just to put on the fish.
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Oh, quit squawking. Let me peddle my
fish.
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Fresh fish!
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Fresh fish!
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Seafood mama!
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Fresh fish!
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Here they are, right off the ocean. How
do you do, madam?
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Do you have a haddock?
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No, I don't have no haddock. But I get a
little attack there every time I eat
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too much.
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What kind of a fish is that?
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Tarpon. Tarpon?
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That's a weak fish.
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Smells strong to me.
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What's the use? The first customer in a
month and no sale.
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What's the matter with him?
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Topping monoxide.
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Come on, get busy and sell this fish.
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Fresh fish!
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Fresh fish! Fresh fish!
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Fresh fish!
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What's the matter with you guys?
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Hey, what kind of fish have you got
today?
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We have rug -caught sea bass, albacore
and pickerel, sand -dead yellowtail,
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fish and mackerel, bluefish, sailfish,
tarpon -tarpon, if you wish, swordfish,
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whitefish, herring and gefilte fish. And
that ain't all.
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Throw me up a mackerel.
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Settles it. I'm getting out of this
business.
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Business? We've been trying to sell
these fish for 30 days and haven't got
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of one.
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You call that a business?
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It's enough to drive a man to drink.
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Drink. That's it.
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We're going into the saloon business.
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Saloon? Yeah, saloon. S -E -L -U -N -E.
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You don't even know how to spell saloon.
Any sap knows you spell saloon with a
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C. Come on.
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Hey.
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Look at this. Cheap metal shop.
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Interested in the good business today,
senors?
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Yeah, we'd like to buy a saloon. It's
got to have class and it's got to have
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beauty. Oh, you want a beauty saloon? I
have the best one in whole Mexico. And
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cheap, too.
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Mexico? Si, just across the border of
Cucaracha. One hour's drive from here.
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Do they have B -girls? Si, si.
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C -girls? Oh, boys, mermaids. You know
the thing with the brush at the bottom?
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Can't you forget the fish business?
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How much do you want for the saloon? You
give me $300, I give you the business.
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We'll take it. Gracias. Come in.
Gracias.
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customers.
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and quit stalling.
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Who are you serving in there?
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It's locked and we have no key.
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How are we going to get in?
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How should I know? Use your head.
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Let me see.
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Where's the bar?
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Where's the pretzels? Where do they keep
the Mickey Fins?
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Say. What is this? Something wrong.
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This ain't a saloon. It's a beauty
parlor. Are we saps? The guy said he was
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going to give us the business.
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He did?
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But you can't blame me this time.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's a
lot of money in making homie dames
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beautiful. Yeah, but you gotta know how.
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I saw a guy paint a car once with a
spray gun.
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So what?
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So you spray the nails with paint and
call it a manicure.
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Hey, I know how to bleach hair.
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You do?
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Certainly. My last wife used to bleach
her own. It's a cinch. You take a gallon
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of gasoline, two tumblers of bicarbonate
soda... An ounce of iodine and a pinch
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of mustard.
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Oh, a pinch.
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Go on, get busy. We've got to clean up
this joint.
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Go on.
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Powder.
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Flirty skunky.
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My favorite flavor.
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I'm sorry, Moe. I know, kid. It was only
an accident.
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What's it say there?
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Moe! Want to start a war, eh? No, wait a
minute now, kid.
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Take it easy.
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Did you get surrendered?
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Yes, we surrendered.
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Well, that's much better. Get out of
here, you old... What's your idea?
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I'll tell you the idea.
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Give him good.
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Buenos dias, gentlemen.
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Buenos dias.
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I am Manuel Gonzalez, proprietor of the
Cantina La Rosa.
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1410 South American Way, no cover charge
any time. Glad to meet you. Glad to
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meet me.
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Gentlemen prefer the blondes, and I want
you to bleach my chorus girls to
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blondes, sabe?
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You have a sense, mister.
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Oh, I want you to meet Juanita,
Conchita,
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Pepita, and Rosita.
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They must be hungry. They all ended
neither.
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I don't get it.
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Haven't I met you someplace before?
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I know your face, but I cannot put you.
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What? Oh, my English is not so good
looking, no?
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Your English is atrocious.
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Oh, so sweet.
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Thank you, senor.
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I see I'm going to get no place with you
fast.
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Oh, no. I don't go no place.
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Oh,
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skip it, skip it.
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Senor, can you make my hair henna
-colored?
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Henna -colored at all, kid.
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Mister, can you prop on all? No, but I
can sing.
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No,
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no, you don't understand.
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I mean, can you finger wave?
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Oh, certainly.
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I can also wiggle my ears.
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bleachers for the girls, no? And how.
When we get through with them, you won't
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recognize them. That's what I'm afraid
of. Keep your fears to yourself.
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Whoa!
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Don't forget La Cantina La Rosa. Yeah,
we know.
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1410 South American Way. No cover charge
at any time. Glad to meet me.
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Adios. So long. Goodbye.
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Skip together.
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Toodle -oo. Break a leg. Go, William.
Come on, we got bleaching to do. Let's
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wait right in here till we're ready for
you.
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Thank you, senor.
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Look at you.
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Did anybody ever tell you you had
beautiful black eyes?
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Get back there and get to work.
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Park it, butch.
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I want a facial, a manicure, and a hair
wave beside the bleach.
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Okey -dokey.
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I think I'll take a nap, and if I fall
asleep, don't wake me. Just relax.
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Hey, change that facial to a mud pack.
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What does she think I am, a magician?
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What does she mean by a mud pack?
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You heard that expression, here's mud in
your eye? Yeah. Well, go get some mud.
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In her eye?
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No, your eye.
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You put the curlers in the hair, I'll
manicure her nails, and we'll bleach
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heads together.
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Well, what are you standing there for?
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I love you.
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Oh.
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Here's the mud. What are you waiting
for? Right.
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Quiet.
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It's a mud pack.
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What's going on here?
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Oh, the mud.
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Oh, well, that's something.
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Lay down, lay down.
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Oh, quiet, will you?
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What are you patting on my hand? What's
the matter with you?
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Here, go on.
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Finish the mud pack. I'll take you over
a manicure. All right, all right. I
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couldn't do better without you. Come on.
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Boy, I'll say she needs a manicure. Look
at the left of those nails. What lunch
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hooks. Hold still.
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Why don't you tend to your own business?
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Why, you... Give me that.
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Get out of here.
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Hey, you. That mud's dry. Get it off.
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Step back.
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What?
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If you had any brains, I'd knock them
out of you.
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Put the chisel on there, chiseler. Yes,
sir.
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Wait a minute.
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Where's the gadget that workman left
here?
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I'll get it. Hurry up.
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No, wait. Get it someplace.
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Where's the hammer?
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There it is.
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Stand clear.
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What's the matter with her?
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Ungrateful. Hey, you forgot your bleach.
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Never mind her. Get the other girls. You
get the bleach.
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There we are.
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Oh, hiya, Toot.
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Hey, you work on that chair.
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I'll work where I please.
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You will.
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See that?
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I'm sorry, Lou.
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Cut it out, Lou.
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Oh, you got the poochie all wet.
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Oh, little poochie, they got you all
wet.
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This stuff's too thick. Get something to
thin it out. What'll I get?
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Anything. Get something.
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All right, always picking on me. I'll
bet your rear's down.
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Oh, you're doing something.
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Pigs, I will shoot them so full of holes
they will look like the Swiss cheese.
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Hey, for what you did to my Rosita, I'm
going to kill you.
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Wait a minute, pal.
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That was a mistake.
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Well, you see how beautiful we bleached
these girls.
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All right, I shall wait.
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Ready, men?
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Presto, change -o, domino!
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