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Hello, boys.
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Jerry! I had no idea you were the men
sent out to pay for this room. I'm glad
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see you. Tell me, Jerry, what are you
doing here?
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Well, this is my house.
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You must have opened a bank.
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Yeah, at night.
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Oh, I sell insurance.
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Say, if you fellas want to quit working
and collect 500 a month, all you've got
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to do is take out a policy.
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How do you get in on this insurance
game?
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Well, you take out a policy.
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Then you go to the insurance doctor and
pretend you're nuts.
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And the insurance company pays you $500
a month.
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$500 a month? It's a banana.
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Bonanza. Bonanza, banana, bandana. As
long as you don't have to work anymore.
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How much does it cost?
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Oh, $25 down, $50 a month.
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I've got an application blank. I'll get
it and help you fill it out.
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$50.
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Thank you.
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Fork over. Where's that dollar?
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Oh, no.
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Come on. No, don't.
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That's my favorite dollar. What do you
mean, your favorite dollar? I raised it
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from a set. Now cut it out.
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Come on, start.
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Hey, where's the key?
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In the purse.
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In the purse? What's it in there for?
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Any sap knows that, so I won't lose it.
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Come on, come on.
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That's what you are.
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That's what you are.
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Wait a minute. Hold still, will you?
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Getting it the hard way, huh?
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Hmm.
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Can't even trust a moth. Give me that.
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You're next.
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Shoot the money to me, honey.
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I don't want to play. Get away.
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Come on.
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Come across with that door. I'll tear
the rest of it out.
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All right.
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All right.
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Now we'll fill out the blank.
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Which one do you want to insure?
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Him.
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Not me.
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I refuse.
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I still refuse.
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I surrender, dear. I surrender.
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All right. Here you are.
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Sign right on the dotted line.
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This is the joint.
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Boy, we'll be in the money soon.
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The insurance company wants the doctor
to examine him to prove that he's batty.
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That shouldn't be hard.
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Where's your policy?
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Right here, madam.
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How about a date, Toots?
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You're supposed to be a dog and don't
forget.
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Come on.
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Here they are, doctor.
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Hiya, doctor.
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Which one is the crazy one?
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That one.
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Yeah, sir.
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This is a very sad case, doctor.
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Ever since he's been bitten by a dog, he
thinks he is one.
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What happened to the dog that bit him?
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He died.
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Step into the office. I'll examine him.
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Come on, hydrophobia.
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Up here.
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Now, let me see the heart.
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Two spades.
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I double. I redouble.
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Let the doctor do his stuff. Go on, Doc.
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Oh, Doc.
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You'll have to excuse him. He's a very
playful pup.
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There's
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something
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loose inside.
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Oh, you're wrong, Doctor.
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His head is empty.
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Sounds like water on the brain.
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You mean he may go from mad to worse?
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Exactly. I ought to operate on his
brain. Well, you can't do that. You'd
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cut through the bone.
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Come in.
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Oh! Oh!
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This is serious. He may go violently
insane any minute.
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Oh, he's washing that right now.
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Now, be quiet. Take it easy. Be quiet.
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Didn't I tell you he was crazy?
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Now do we get the insurance money? Why,
this man is dangerous. I've got to
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operate immediately.
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What, on me?
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Yes, now don't worry.
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It won't hurt. I'm just going to take
the top of your head off right there.
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Come on, Roe. Not me. Come on.
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Wait a minute. Call the police. Hey,
hey.
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Madman just left my office.
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You nitwit. If you had played your part
like a Pekingese instead of a wolfhound,
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our plan would have worked.
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Boy, that was a narrow escape.
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You're telling me. That guy wanted to
carve me up.
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I never heard two dogs make so much
noise.
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When we're running, Doggy's down. Why,
he's more fun than a painted clown.
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We interrupt this program to broadcast a
warning. Be on the lookout for three
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funny -looking men.
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One is an escaped lunatic who imagines
he is a dog.
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Be careful. He bites.
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That is all.
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That's enough.
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As a success, you may see him. If not,
you can claim the body. Thank you,
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Doctor.
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Where do you think you're going?
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We're going to see your friend, Charlie.
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Charlie? Oh, Charlie.
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You know Charlie. A fellow walks like
this... Yeah, he's got a bad case of
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ingrown heels. He starts off...
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No cop can ever catch us. You said it,
kid.
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That was a
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close shave.
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Look at the cute baby.
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Boy, aren't they cute?
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Yeah, the one with the red hair with
the... Hey, cop.
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Did you see two funny -looking guys
running around here?
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No, he's a sick man. I have to go.
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Hey, are you... Oh,
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what's
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the use?
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Yes, doctor. Come with me, nurse.
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He's out like a light.
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He's ready for you, doctor.
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It's Dr. Lirius. Quick, the smelly salt.
Yes, doctor.
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Hey, you.
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Move these bodies to the crematory. Yes,
sir, the crematory.
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Crematory? Boy, that's a real hot foot.
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Let's get out of here.
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We'll get you out of this. There we are.
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I'm sorry, bud.
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Yeah, we'll have it all wiped off here
right away.
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Hey, it's him, Jerry.
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Our little insurance pal.
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What are we waiting for?
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Take it easy, that's it.
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Look out, look out.
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