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Hello, boys.

Jerry! I had no idea you were the men sent out to pay for this room. I'm glad

see you. Tell me, Jerry, what are you doing here?

Well, this is my house.

You must have opened a bank.

Yeah, at night.

Oh, I sell insurance.

Say, if you fellas want to quit working and collect 500 a month, all you've got

to do is take out a policy.

How do you get in on this insurance game?

Well, you take out a policy.

Then you go to the insurance doctor and pretend you're nuts.

And the insurance company pays you $500 a month.

$500 a month? It's a banana.

Bonanza. Bonanza, banana, bandana. As long as you don't have to work anymore.

How much does it cost?

Oh, $25 down, $50 a month.

I've got an application blank. I'll get it and help you fill it out.

$50.

Thank you.

Fork over. Where's that dollar?

Oh, no.

Come on. No, don't.

That's my favorite dollar. What do you mean, your favorite dollar? I raised it

from a set. Now cut it out.

Come on, start.

Hey, where's the key?

In the purse.

In the purse? What's it in there for?

Any sap knows that, so I won't lose it.

Come on, come on.

That's what you are.

That's what you are.

Wait a minute. Hold still, will you?

Getting it the hard way, huh?

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Hmm.

Can't even trust a moth. Give me that.

You're next.

Shoot the money to me, honey.

I don't want to play. Get away.

Come on.

Come across with that door. I'll tear the rest of it out.

All right.

All right.

Now we'll fill out the blank.

Which one do you want to insure?

Him.

Not me.

I refuse.

I still refuse.

I surrender, dear. I surrender.

All right. Here you are.

Sign right on the dotted line.

This is the joint.

Boy, we'll be in the money soon.

The insurance company wants the doctor to examine him to prove that he's batty.

That shouldn't be hard.

Where's your policy?

Right here, madam.

How about a date, Toots?

You're supposed to be a dog and don't forget.

Come on.

Here they are, doctor.

Hiya, doctor.

Which one is the crazy one?

That one.

Yeah, sir.

This is a very sad case, doctor.

Ever since he's been bitten by a dog, he thinks he is one.

What happened to the dog that bit him?

He died.

Step into the office. I'll examine him.

Come on, hydrophobia.

Up here.

Now, let me see the heart.

Two spades.

I double. I redouble.

Let the doctor do his stuff. Go on, Doc.

Oh, Doc.

You'll have to excuse him. He's a very playful pup.

There's

something

loose inside.

Oh, you're wrong, Doctor.

His head is empty.

Sounds like water on the brain.

You mean he may go from mad to worse?

Exactly. I ought to operate on his brain. Well, you can't do that. You'd

cut through the bone.

Come in.

Oh! Oh!

This is serious. He may go violently insane any minute.

Oh, he's washing that right now.

Now, be quiet. Take it easy. Be quiet.

Didn't I tell you he was crazy?

Now do we get the insurance money? Why, this man is dangerous. I've got to

operate immediately.

What, on me?

Yes, now don't worry.

It won't hurt. I'm just going to take the top of your head off right there.

Come on, Roe. Not me. Come on.

Wait a minute. Call the police. Hey, hey.

Madman just left my office.

You nitwit. If you had played your part like a Pekingese instead of a wolfhound,

our plan would have worked.

Boy, that was a narrow escape.

You're telling me. That guy wanted to carve me up.

I never heard two dogs make so much noise.

When we're running, Doggy's down. Why, he's more fun than a painted clown.

We interrupt this program to broadcast a warning. Be on the lookout for three

funny -looking men.

One is an escaped lunatic who imagines he is a dog.

Be careful. He bites.

That is all.

That's enough.

As a success, you may see him. If not, you can claim the body. Thank you,

Doctor.

Where do you think you're going?

We're going to see your friend, Charlie.

Charlie? Oh, Charlie.

You know Charlie. A fellow walks like this... Yeah, he's got a bad case of

ingrown heels. He starts off...

No cop can ever catch us. You said it, kid.

That was a

close shave.

Look at the cute baby.

Boy, aren't they cute?

Yeah, the one with the red hair with the... Hey, cop.

Did you see two funny -looking guys running around here?

No, he's a sick man. I have to go.

Hey, are you... Oh,

what's

the use?

Yes, doctor. Come with me, nurse.

He's out like a light.

He's ready for you, doctor.

It's Dr. Lirius. Quick, the smelly salt. Yes, doctor.

Hey, you.

Move these bodies to the crematory. Yes, sir, the crematory.

Crematory? Boy, that's a real hot foot.

Let's get out of here.

We'll get you out of this. There we are.

I'm sorry, bud.

Yeah, we'll have it all wiped off here right away.

Hey, it's him, Jerry.

Our little insurance pal.

What are we waiting for?

Take it easy, that's it.

Look out, look out.