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Awful. Awful. I tell you, gentlemen,
there's no use arguing against facts.
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Our business is at a standstill and
we've got to do something about it.
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right, Mr. Ixnay.
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Our munitions factory has only sold five
million buckaroos profit for the first
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quarter of this year.
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Think of it, Mr. Rone.
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Only five million while we're
practically starving.
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That's true, but we must remember that
the kingdom of Moronica is at peace, Mr.
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Ixnay. You're right, Mr. Amscray.
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But there's no money in peace.
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No. We must start a war.
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Right. If the king wants only peace,
then we must oust him and appoint a
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dictator. That's it, a dictator.
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Exactly. We must find someone who is
stupid enough to do what we tell him.
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where can we find anyone that stupid,
Mr. Rone?
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I've got the very man, and he's in this
house right now.
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His name is Moe Hailstone.
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He and his two helpers are papering my
dining room.
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A paper hanger?
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Why not?
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Now, here's the whole plan.
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Gentlemen!
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Yes, sir.
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These are the men I was telling you
about.
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Boys, I want you to meet Mr.
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Amscray, Mr. Oney.
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Hailstone, gallstone, pebble.
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How do you do?
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We've come here to offer you the
greatest opportunity of your life.
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You mean you'll let us paper the living
room?
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No, no, no. You're through with
papering.
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My partners and I are going to make you
dictator of Maronica.
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Dictator? What does a dictator do?
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A dictator?
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Why, he makes love to beautiful women,
drinks champagne, enjoys life, and never
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works. He makes speeches to the people,
promising them plenty, gives them
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nothing, then takes everything.
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That's a dictator.
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Hmm, a parasite.
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That's for me. Quiet.
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I must think.
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Quiet while I think.
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I must think. Let me see.
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I like the job, all right, but I can't
leave my two pals. You know, our motto
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has always been one for all and all for
me.
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Bedlock.
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Bedlock.
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Bedlock.
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Bedlock.
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Gentlemen,
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so as not to break up your little
triumvirate.
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We're going to make this man field
marshal and head of all our fighting
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Can I have a uniform and a real sword?
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You can have a hundred uniforms. Just go
out and shoot a hundred generals and
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help yourself.
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I'll shoot two hundred generals.
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What's that?
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It's a machine gun. Let me see.
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We'll make this man minister of
propaganda.
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Propaganda? What's that?
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A propaganda marries a marmaganda and
they raise a lot of little goslings.
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We'll take the job. What do we do?
First, you start a beer putsch. How?
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You put your beer down and wait for the
pretzels.
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No, no, no, no.
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You go to the saloons and you buy free
beer for all the saloonatics. Then you
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march them to the palace and force the
king to abdicate.
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That makes you dictator.
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Hail, hail, Hailstone, the dictator!
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Hail, hail, Hailstone!
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Wahoo!
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My good people of Moronica!
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Happy to see this little gathering.
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We must throw off the yoke of monarchy
and make our country safe for hypocrisy.
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shall be Moronica for Morons!
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We will have less work and more play.
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Every Thursday you will receive...
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our neighbors a helping hand.
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We will extend them two helping hands
and help ourselves to our neighbors.
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It'll be 3 o 'clock, Bologna watch time.
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3 o 'clock, Bologna watch time. 3 o
'clock, Bologna watch time. It must be 3
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'clock.
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for my secretary.
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You mean secretary?
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I said secretary.
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Secretary. Which is correct?
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Stenographer.
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I'll ring for it.
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I still say secretary.
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Is that so?
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Yeah. Hold that.
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What
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do you mean by
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reading a book? Suppose you learned
something. Loyal moronicons shouldn't
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Take your troops out and have them burn
every book in Moronica.
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It's not my little red book.
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Let me see that.
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June East, 110 Goodnecking Place,
Whoopie 4430.
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Ruby Clutch, OOOG, has car, often runs
out of gas.
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Woo, woo, woo.
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Woo, woo, woo.
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Woo, woo, woo. I'll keep this.
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Oh, a bookkeeper.
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Go burn the books.
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Why burn the books?
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There are too many bookmakers. The
bookies are overrunning the country.
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are my orders.
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Hail, hail, Hailstone!
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Wahoo!
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Yes? Matty Herring is here to see you.
Marinate her and send her in. Yes, sir.
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Go on, get in there.
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Please, Your Excellency.
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I caught this man walking down the
street with a chicken.
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Blonde brunette. Quiet.
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Where did you get the chicken?
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From an egg.
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Where'd you get the egg?
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From a chicken?
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A vicious cycle. We must kill it.
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Remind me to kill a cycle.
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Quiet. Put him in a concentrated camp.
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Come on.
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Come on, then.
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Come on. On second thought, throw him to
the lions.
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But we have no lions.
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How about the tigers or the cubs? Or the
giants?
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Why have we no lions?
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Because there's no bones in ice cream.
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Well, we... How can I throw anyone to
the lions when we have no lions?
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Oh, don't worry, little fella. We'll get
you an ice... With long claws that
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scratch like this. And long white teeth
that bite like that.
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You know...
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I
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am Matty Herring. Oh, my favorite dish.
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Don't taste like herring to me.
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Oh, a connoisseur, eh?
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As Minister of Propaganda, I don't want
to hear from you.
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What's the matter with him?
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He's a little grouchy. Got up on the
wrong side of the gutter this morning.
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Shall we gaze into the magic ball and
see what the future holds for you?
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Come along.
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I'm going to take him up on the roof and
overthrow him.
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Whip out your magic ball, Matty.
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Dickel, dickel, dickel, mickel.
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Why, that's an eight ball.
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Sit right down behind it.
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The magic ball says you have not long to
live.
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Oh, goody.
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All
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out
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for Syracuse!
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Syracuse? This is where I get off.
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Where is he going?
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The boy's from Syracuse.
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Concentrate.
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The spirits are sending me a message.
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They are coming
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closer and closer.
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I can feel their magic touch.
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Me too.
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Why,
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you double... Crosser, you.
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Oh,
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look. A note fell out of the ball.
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Let me see that.
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Dear daughter, if you poison Moe
Hailstone, I'll make you Queen of the
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father, Herman the Six and Seven
-Eights, King of Moronica.
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P .S. There's a sale on poison at the
Cutthroat Drugstore.
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Six and Seven -Eights.
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Grab her.
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Just hold her arm. She's a spy.
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She's a spy all over, isn't she?
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Why, you half -wit.
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Call out all my stormtroopers.
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Calling all stormtroopers. Calling all
stormtroopers.
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What's the matter?
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Quick, there's a storm brewing. We
caught a spy.
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Buy and shoot her.
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Hey, how can you shoot her with dice?
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They're loaded.
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Here, take her out and shoot her. Don't
worry about it. When I get there... Come
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on, Toots, we'll shoot the works.
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And just think, I might have asked Matty
Herring to marry me.
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Yeah, you'd have been in some pickle
with that Herring. Yes.
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Blindfold? Yes, of course.
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paces and out of fire.
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Goodbye. Goodbye.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.
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Whoa! That's that.
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What happened?
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That Maddie Harry escaped.
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And you shut me in the excitement, you
fool.
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We must get her back. I'll be satisfied
if we get her hair back. I'll take a
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quarterback. In fact, I'll take Notre
Dame in two points. Oh, you want two
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points? I certainly do. Well, you got
her.
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We got to strike before she gets back to
her father, the king, and they gather
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an army.
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What can we do?
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We'll start a blintz creed.
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Oh, goody. I just love blintzes.
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Especially with sour creed.
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Get him.
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Gentlemen, study this map carefully.
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We're going to conquer the continent of
South Starvania.
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You, I shall give, Mickey Finland.
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If I take Mickey Finland, I'd better be
Russian. Then quit Stalin.
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So be it.
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It's time for our round table
conference.
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How can we have a round table
conference? We've only got a square
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Oh, in Moronica, nothing is on the
square.
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We shall have to cut corners.
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Get busy.
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I'm cutting.
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Oh, Your Excellency.
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I'm your new secretary, Miss Feffernus.
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What is it, Miss Feffernus?
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The delegates are here for the round
table conference.
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How many of them are there? Oh, I don't
know. Maybe five, six, seven, or eight,
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maybe. Five, six, seven, eight?
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Oh, I don't know what we'd do without
you.
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Mighty pretty girl, isn't she?
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Mighty fine dancer, too.
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You're not so bad yourself.
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But you tell it to all the boys.
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Quiet. Tell the delegates we'll be ready
in a moment.
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of a dance? I think I'll sit this one
out. Okay.
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Isn't that half -wit finished yet?
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Gentlemen, let us begin to begin.
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As Minister of Unfola, I object.
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Your minorities are creeping into our
majorities until you're making our
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majorities minorities.
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Objection overruled.
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Peace! We want peace!
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Yes, a piece of this and a piece of that
country.
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Delegate Bunce Rippenbuck? Do you really
want peace?
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Yes.
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That Bunce is hard to crack.
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You're using the wrong club. Try to
snibble it. Oh, thanks, Kenny.
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Four?
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Peace! We want peace!
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What we want is a corridor through
double cross here as an outlet into the
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of window.
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Quiet!
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The gentlemen object.
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Appease them.
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How about throwing them to the new
lines?
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No, let's appease him. I just love
appeasing.
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You're out.
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What's the matter? You got asthma?
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No, that wasn't me.
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