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Isn't it rather odd that your mistress
hasn't put in an appearance at her own
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party? Yes, madame. I'm sorry, madame.
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Where is she?
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Where is that wife of mine? Now, take it
easy, Rumsford. A drink, sir? Any word
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for Mrs. Rumsford?
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Not a word, sir. I'm terribly upset.
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You're upset? What about me? She invites
all these people to her birthday party
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and then runs out on them. She always
does that, sir.
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She'll probably be back in a day or two.
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Dare to snap out of it, Rumsford. You
must make allowances for our youth.
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will turn up. If I didn't love that
woman so much, I swear I'd...
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Darling, hello.
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Right over.
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Oh, Williams.
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Ready, madam.
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Listen, York.
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You're a doctor and you're my best
friend.
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Isn't there anything you could do for
her? I'm afraid she's a bit out of my
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line. The men you want are Drs. Ziller,
Zeller, and Zoller.
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You think they can help her?
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Well, they're the finest psychiatrists
in the business.
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They're terribly expensive, and their
methods are very peculiar.
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But they do get results.
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I'll have Williams call them.
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I'll have Williams call them
immediately.
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I've got to see a patient, Rummy.
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I'll try to get back later.
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Good luck. Thanks.
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Well, Williams, I want you to telephone
Drs. Ziller, Zeller, and Zoller.
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Yes, ma 'am. I'll have my stuff out
right after lunch.
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Looks like there's nobody here.
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There's the police, all right. Maybe I
got the... You puddin' head. Why don't
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you look what you're doing?
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I couldn't help it. I was looking around
to see if there's anybody in the
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office, and when I turned...
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Minor wisecracks, toots. We're
troubleshooters from the phone company.
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wrong here? Painter's ruined my
switchboard.
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Come on. If you can bring it to life and
a call comes in for the doctor, say
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they're out of town. I'm going to lunch.
Okay.
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Hey, bring me back a piece of burnt
toast and a rotten egg.
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Burnt toast and a rotten egg? Yeah, I
got a tapeworm and that's good enough
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him. Go on, get busy.
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How's she coming?
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Not so good.
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Number six.
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Larry, help me. I'm surrounded.
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Get a hold of that.
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Hello?
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Yes, I know it's out of order. I've been
trying for half an hour to get it.
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What's the matter with you, putting
hedge of an act and slug nutty all day?
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It's Gertie. She's going to have...
That's wonderful.
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When do you expect it? Any minute.
That's why I'm so upset.
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No fooling. Why didn't you tell us? But
you see, I... I know. You're broke.
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Flat as a flugie.
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That's bad.
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We've got to figure out a way to get
some money and get it quick.
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Oh, thanks, Moe. You're welcome. Okay,
I...
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Is this Susquehanna 2 -2 -2 -2?
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2 -2 -2 -2.
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What do you think you're doing, playing
trains?
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Oh, I love to play trains.
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Why don't you get a toupee with some
brains in it?
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I want to speak to Dr. Zilla, Zella, or
Zala. This is an important case.
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We'll pay any price if they'll come over
immediately. Money is no object.
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We'll be there in a flash in the flesh.
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What are we supposed to do?
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You're Zilla. You're Zilla. And I'm Dr.
Zala. Oh, glad to meet you, Doctor.
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Hiya, son. Now, listen, Doc. I'm in
trouble with T .S.
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What do you mean, T .S.? Two stomachs.
Stick out your tongue.
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There's an impatient patient waiting.
Come on. Wait a minute. Don't be
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impatient.
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Listen, darling.
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Wait.
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Sherry, you can't run out on your guests
like this again. But, darling, I'm
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bored. I'm only going for a short ride
in a submarine. I'll be back in a day or
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two. Tell them all to wait.
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But, Sherry...
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Mr. Rumsfeld, are you looking for
someone?
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I'm Zilla. I'm Zilla. I'm Zola.
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Stick out your tongue.
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Say ah with your mouth closed.
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Ah. Ah.
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Rats.
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This is serious.
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You're wrong, gentlemen.
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It's strictly a case of latkes and
pippings.
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I'm not the patient. It's Mrs.
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Rumsfeld. Oh.
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How do you do, madam?
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I'll see here, sherry.
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Now, let me tell you a little bit about
sherry. Oh, don't bother. I'll take
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scotch. Make mine rye. I'll take gin
smothered in bourbon.
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It's used to make it fizzy.
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Boy, even the rum ought to help some.
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Help! Help!
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Order. No, hay fever.
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Oh, we...
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Hey,
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here's some new kind of liquor.
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Worcestershire.
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You shouldn't handle dangerous weapons.
Give me that.
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I will not.
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Let me have it.
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Look.
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It's boiling.
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It must be done.
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A marvelous accomplishment.
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A prodigious achievement.
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Will you be good enough to look my wife
over now?
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A pleasure. This way.
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The doctor's going to look you over,
dear. Oh, goody.
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Now, we shall test your reflex first.
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Okay, doctor.
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This is the way a normal reflex should
act.
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I beg your pardon.
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Oh, you don't have to apologize. You
can't help if you're crazy.
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Trouble is, you've got no light.
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especially corned beef and cabbage. Oh,
isn't he funny?
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What's all the fuss?
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I believe I dropped my serviette.
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Well, just keep seated. Nobody will
notice it.
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Biscuit, madame?
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No, thank you.
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Sir? Quiet!
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Biscuit, sir?
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Oh, sweetening!
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Biscuit, sir?
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Hey, where's your Emily Post?
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biscuits.
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to me, so I don't know which is the head
or the tail.
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Quiet now, quiet.
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This thing can't lick me.
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Why you... I'm sorry. Don't throw it.
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your fault, Joe.
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My wife's still enjoying herself before
she changes her mind. Believe me, I'm
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grateful. Will about $1 ,500 do?
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Oh, that's just right. Thanks.
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