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Oh, nurse, my baby, my poor little
garçon.
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Oh, calm yourself, Mrs. Bedford. He's in
the hands of the world's greatest
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specialist. They'll pull him through.
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I hope so.
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To the operation!
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The operation! To the operation!
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What do you think you're doing?
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This is Monday, yeah? Yeah.
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Come on, get busy. We've got operating
to do.
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What's the matter?
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Come out.
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I didn't mean it. It's a coincidence.
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Couldn't happen again in a thousand
years.
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I'm glad you understand me. Yeah.
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you a lesson.
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Close.
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Come on.
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Do you think it's serious, Dr. Curley?
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Yes, indeed, to say the least, if not
less.
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Hmm. The perambulation of the pedal
extremity is impeded by the insertion of
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foreign botanical offshoot.
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Now, gentlemen, we must proceed with
caution.
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This Bedford dog is worth a fortune. So
it is. The instruments.
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The instruments.
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Instruments. Instruments.
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We have none.
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Oh, yes, we have.
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No, no, no. Hold it, Doctor.
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This is going to hurt me worse than it
does you, Garson. Now, hold on. Hit me
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in a minute.
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Ouch! The wrong thorn.
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My proboscis.
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Success.
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Success. Success.
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Success.
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This operation shall go down in history.
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I didn't know you had it in you. I
didn't. She did.
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Looks like a botanical offshoot in the
upholstery. We'll have to operate.
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Oh, no. A thousand times no.
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Get the anesthetic. Get the anesthetic.
Get the anesthetic.
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Administer the anesthetic.
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Now I can show Garcon in the dog show
tomorrow. Come, Garcon. No, no.
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He must rest here for a few hours.
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Yes, we'll have it back about four o
'clock. We'll see that Garcon gets the
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best of attention. Oh, yes, madame.
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Thank you. Good day, gentlemen.
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Good day.
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Nurse!
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Put the dog to bed.
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Dr. Moe, Dr. Larry, Dr.
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Curley.
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What do you want?
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Two important visitors to see you.
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Okay.
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Hey, that nurse must have eaten catnip.
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How do you do, General? We're from the
Daily Star.
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We'd like to get up a feature story
about your hospital.
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That's fine. Follow us. We'd be happy to
show you around the place.
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Now,
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here's our general ward.
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This is where we keep our mixed
patients.
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Now, this cat suffers from operatic
tendencies. He's like to sing opera on
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back fences.
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interesting case, gentlemen. What's
wrong with him? He's suffering from
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alcoholism. Ain't he a cutie?
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He's a lap dog. A lap dog?
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He ain't lapped up two cases of beer. A
bad case.
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Keep a cool head, kid.
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Now, right this way, gentlemen.
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Isn't he?
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Now, here's a security case.
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See that?
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What's GCM mean?
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Garbage can moocher.
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Yeah, he's got a bad case of
scavengeritis.
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But we'll cure him. See that?
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Right this way, and I shall demonstrate.
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It never fails. The dog puts his head
inside the garbage can. We step on the
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valve, which propels a stream of water
into the dog's face, frightening him.
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Now, after several such treatments, the
patient is entirely cured.
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Now, note the simplicity of the
construction.
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And it always works!
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I got you. I'll tell your esophagus out.
Open your mouth.
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Quiet. You want to wake Garson? Who's
Garson?
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That's Mrs. Bedford's prize poodle.
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Oh.
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Calling Dr.
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Curly. Calling Dr.
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Curly. Go to room six.
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See a man about a dog diet.
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Calling Dr.
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Larry. Calling Dr.
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Larry. Dog in ward eight chasing his
tail. Bit himself.
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Is that serious? Will it hurt his
carriage?
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I don't know about...
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but it's going to race Cain with his
wagon.
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Calling Dr.
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Moe.
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Pomeranian in Ward 6 has a coat on its
tongue.
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What should we do?
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Give him the pants and vest and take him
for a walk.
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Pardon me.
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Come on, we've got to pull this job in a
hurry.
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We'll hide him in the old house until we
get the ransom.
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and had you march yourself right in here
and watch this dog.
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Oh, you do it yourself.
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Oh, mutiny, eh?
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Yeah, mutiny. It's not on a bounty.
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Now come on in here like I told you.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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What do you want?
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Help me out. I'm stuck.
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Are you sure? I'm positive. I can't
move.
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Dinner is ready.
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Come to the dining room.
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That is all.
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Why, certainly.
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Frickas eat bone. It's delicious.
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Since when do I look like a dog?
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I don't know. I ain't seen you lately.
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Carson. By Carson.
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Oh, what do we do? Read this note.
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What happened?
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Where's Carson? He's gone.
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Here, read this note.
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Mrs. Bedford can have her dog if she
pays $2 ,000. Don't tell the cops or she
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will never see him again.
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Those guys weren't reporters. They were
dog nappers. We've got to stall Mrs.
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Bedford off till we find her dog. Now,
start thinking, if possible.
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What's the matter with you?
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I'm trying to think, but nothing
happens.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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It ain't so serious.
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Here's his collar. a leash.
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All we gotta do is refill it.
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That's brilliant. That's smart.
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Look out.
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I got an idea.
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I wonder what he's up to.
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Sit down there.
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Now here's the idea.
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We gotta disguise this mutt to look like
Garshawn. The old lady won't know the
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difference. Get to work on that
mattress.
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Nice. Get the glue. You get the black
paint.
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Stop pulling, boys.
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You get to work like I told you.
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Ow! Go on, get busy, will you? My hair.
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He looks more like Garson than Garson.
Nobody will ever recognize him. That
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mattress hair turned the trick.
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We brought Mrs. Denton's dog back.
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All right, but keep it away from me. I
don't like dogs. Come on.
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Just wait right in here, gentlemen.
Madam will be right in.
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Go away, dog.
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Go away.
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You escaped.
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I'm getting out of here.
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Hey.
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Here's to you.
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Not to me. To you.
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Sounds good.
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Then I'll have some, too.
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I know, you didn't mean it. No, I
didn't.
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Look. What?
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Oh, it's ice.
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Oh, it's gone.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Get up in the first.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Why, how do you do, doctors?
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Well, where is Garcon?
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Right here.
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Garcon, Garcon.
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bloodhound. If you've got any blood in
you, you'll find Garson.
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Now go on, do your...
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double -crosser. Listen, if you've got
any pointer in you, you better start
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pointing and point out those dog
nappers. Get the point?
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Hmm. No, no, no, no. He must be a point
setter. Quiet, you hot -haired ale.
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I wonder why we haven't heard from the
owner of that dog.
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Search me.
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Please don't be a poinsettia. Stop
pointing.
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Come on, he's on a set.
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Get
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out
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of the way.
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We're looking for a dog.
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He had four legs and a tail.
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No, I ain't seen no dog.
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It's them.
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The dog. What happened? Come on!
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