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Hey, Joe.
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Oh, hello, Mike.
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Is the ammunition all right? Yeah, it's
safely stored in the hills.
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Are you ready to lead us against
President Roby?
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Sure. I can close up the hotel any time
now.
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The only guests left are three American
salesmen.
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I'm going to ask them to pay up and get
out.
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Hey, here's a couple of live wire
prospects.
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This one won't be interested. I think
he's dead.
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Get these things unpacked.
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Now, if you guys unpack them, I'll put
the high pressure on them.
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Pardon me, stranger, but we represent
the King Winter Outfitting Company of
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Ticonderoga, New York.
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Manufacturers of imported wearing
apparel.
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And just to prove our clothes are fresh,
you can still smell the ocean.
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Believe it or not.
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What do you mean, believe it or not? I
got an idea.
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Well, it better be a good one.
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Now, pal, we got a lot of stuff here
that nobody's seen yet.
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Now, here's something very chic in a
kimono.
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Now, here's a little article you can't
do without in this part of the country.
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What is that?
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Watch.
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So what? My latest invention.
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The shock absorber for earthquakes.
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And the trade -in value on this is twice
as much as... Listen, that guy ain't
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gonna buy anything. What are we gonna
do?
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If the boss don't send us some dough,
we'll be stranded.
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What's that?
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I, uh, I was just telling my pal here
this is lovely country and I'm glad we
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landed. How are you, Mr. Singapore?
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Look, the cold weather's setting in and
I've decided to close the hotel for the
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winter. Your bill.
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glass beer.
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Not me. I had that one with all the
foam.
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Well, I had this one. I had that one.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, will
you please pay that bill and get out?
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Well, I'll tell you.
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You see, we were expecting a cablegram
from the front office.
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Oh, I forgot.
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Your message came this morning. Oh,
thanks.
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I'm waiting for it.
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Well, they sent you the money, eh?
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Well, not exactly. You see, this wire's
a little, uh... Hey, what was that?
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What's that?
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They're executing some guy that didn't
pay his debts. It's the law in this
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country. Well, he deserves it.
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Now, that last round reminded me I've
got some money in the top drawer of my
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dresser. What do you say we go get it?
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All of us. Okay.
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The door's in the top drawer of the
dresser in the jewel box under the
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handkerchief. You wait here. I'll get
it. I'll help him. I'll help him.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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You wait here.
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I'll go in and get it. What kind of a
fool do you take me for? What, is there
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more than one kind?
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license? Peddler's license? Certainly
not. We're salesmen, super salesmen. Oh,
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salesmen, eh?
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How do I know you're not spies?
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Spies?
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Excuse me, General.
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Hey, wait a minute. Don't you harm a
feather in his bed. I mean head.
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We're not spies. Don't be silly. We're
selling earthquake shock absorbers and
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doing rather well, too.
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Look.
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You'll have to come along with me for
questioning the general casino.
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But we don't play casino. How about
Little Rummy?
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Spies, huh?
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Oh, no.
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But,
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General, the fat one does not look like
a spy.
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He looks very innocent.
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Oh, I don't know. I've been around.
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Do you really think they're innocent?
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Oh, I am sure, my General.
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Well, you may go free, gentlemen.
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Oh, thank you, General. Hey, I told you
it'd bring us luck.
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Why the... Don't you search, you
general!
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Wait!
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That's a good idea. Search him!
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Don't forget, anything you find is 50
-50.
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There's a message, General.
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No passage money until you get rid of
present wardrobe.
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Ruby, eh?
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So then you are spies.
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Throw them in the dungeon and shoot them
a sunrise.
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Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Wait a
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minute.
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We're going to be shot at sunrise, and I
want to make sure we don't oversleep.
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It's working now, all right.
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Hey, it's Rita.
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Oh, boy, Rita.
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I have brought you something good to
eat.
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Oh, food.
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What is it, Rita? Pie. Oh, pie.
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My favorite.
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Bread. Bread.
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Chicken. Oh, stuffed chicken.
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And soup.
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Oh, sweetheart, you're wonderful.
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Oh, boy, soup.
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Soup, we ain't got time for that. We
want to get to the solid food.
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Let's give it to the guy. He's a nice
guy.
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That's a good idea.
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You've almost got a brain.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, you like soup?
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No, no, I don't like soap.
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I didn't say soap, you lug. Soup, soup.
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Soup. Oh, sure.
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Well, take it.
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Thank you. Take it, Ramos.
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Let me have that food.
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help you to escape. Meet me behind the
jail. I have work for you to do.
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Rita, come on, bring the saws. Come on.
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Quiet. You want the guard to hear you?
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Listen.
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That gives me an idea.
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Give me a blade.
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Ready?
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Some shake. The biggest one yet.
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Hey, do you fellas feel a draft?
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Why, certainly. It's from that hole in
the wall over there.
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Oh. Come on. Get busy.
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Boys.
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Come on.
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Be right with you, toots. We'll be
finished in a minute. Don't go away.
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Come on, you dummy.
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in the desk.
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What's your idea?
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I just can't stand to have anybody look
over my shoulder.
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Oh. Look.
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Is this it?
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Ah, yes.
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This is the map of President Robby's
palace.
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You must take this to our leader and he
will see that you are rewarded.
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Good, now we can get the money and go
home.
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I ain't so sure I want to go home now.
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Quiet,
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you dumbbell.
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Where does your leader live?
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His camp is in the hills.
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What are we waiting for? Come on.
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Hurry, boys.
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Hurry now.
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Hurry.
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He's a car. Get in.
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With any luck, we ought to be there in
an hour.
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The sun will be up in a few minutes and
we can get our bearing.
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Gee, the sun rises quick in this part of
the country.
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Say, seems like we passed this spot some
time ago.
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Yeah, I can tell by the windows in the
building.
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Of course, we can use him. Come on. I
knew this car ran kind of smooth.
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Chief, quick. We've got a message from
Senorita Rita.
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And that ain't double talk either.
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Right. Right.
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I can't understand the delay.
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We can't attack without that map.
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Message is from Rita. Well, bring him
in. All right. Come on.
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Now, my friend, we'll have some action.
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You!
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Take him out and have him shot.
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Oh, wait a minute, Joe.
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We got a message here from Rita.
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Ah, the map. Well, that's different.
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Come, my friends, eat, drink, and be
merry.
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Where's Mary?
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Sit down.
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At last, success is ours.
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Have him shot.
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Oh, no, please. Wait.
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The boys made a mistake. I have the real
map.
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Rita, that's fine.
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It's a good thing I found the right map.
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Won't you sit down and pick a bone with
us?
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Say,
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what's the idea? I bet he wouldn't do
that. Would you? Sure. Oh, he did.
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But you guys die at sunrise.
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Oh, but you cannot shoot my friends.
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They did their best. You should reward
them.
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All right. I'll give them commissions in
the army.
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Commissions? Not me.
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Straight salary or nothing.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You know
I'm temperamental.
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Yeah, 95 % temper, 5 % mental. And how?
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Huh?
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Here you are, gentlemen. Take these
warts to General LaGrande. He'll take
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of you in a large manner.
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Oh, thank you. Show them the way.
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Gonna make you a general.
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I always wanted to be in the army at
such steady rate.
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Relax. Hold him, Larry, hold him.
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Get the car on.
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General, our commission.
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Yeah, we signed contract with six months
options.
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Very well, gentlemen, we will take care
of this at once.
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Follow me.
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Hello.
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Hello. Hello.
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I hope they give me a double -breasted
suit. I'd look much thinner.
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Come on.
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Now, gentlemen, stand against the wall,
if you please.
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I want to watch the big idea.
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Maybe they're gonna pin a medal on us. I
know. Maybe they're gonna take our
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picture for identification.
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I'm gonna send one home to Elaine.
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Attention!
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Some class, they're going to fire a
salute in our honor. That's well.
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Say, we want 21 guns.
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Three will be sufficient, gentlemen.
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What does he mean?
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My friends, have you said your prayers?
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Yeah, last night I... Good.
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Ready.
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