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My dogs are killing me.
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Well, mine ain't exactly wagging a tail
for joy.
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Then we don't find a job. I'm so hungry
I could eat a skunk. Raw.
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Look.
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A banquet.
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What are we waiting for?
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Hey, he's got the ball. Oh, that's
right.
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Hey, Larry, quick, pass it. Larry, pass
it.
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I got it.
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What'd you throw it so high for? Now you
wrecked it. You know I can't.
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What's the idea of dropping a thing?
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Are you guys salesmen? That's fine. Come
on, we got a job.
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Your troubles are over. Here we are.
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Three of the best salesmen that ever
sailed.
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Got a piece of bacon in your pocket?
Why?
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You keep him busy, I'll get some eggs
for breakfast.
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You try that and I'll crack your head
like an eggshell. Come on.
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You men ever sold anything?
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Why, certainly. Anything we could lay
our hands on.
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The gentleman says sold, not stole.
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Oh, I misunderstood him. Pardon me.
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Well, what do we sell?
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Memberships in the canvas -backed duck
club.
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Canvas -backed...
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a fighter. That's what they call me. I
was on the canvas so much. I used to
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stand like that. Not for long. And then
my footwork and the rosin in my eye.
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Canvas. See that?
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, listen to me.
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With this proposition, you can't go
wrong. Remember this, boys.
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Every red -blooded man is a potential
hunter at heart. Why, there's one in
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office. That's right, boys. All you have
to do is appeal to the primitive in
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them, and you can't go wrong.
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And for every membership you sell, you
get 10 % of $50.
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Think of it.
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10%.
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Think of it. Ten percent.
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Oh, boy.
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Three dollars.
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Gentlemen,
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you're on your way to success.
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We're glad to have you with us. And you,
too. Let me be the first to
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congratulate you.
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And you.
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Come on, start selling.
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Who are we going to sell to?
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Every red -blooded he -man is a
potentate hunter. There's one in every
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That's right. I'll go this way. I'll go
that way. I'll go that way.
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Spread out, remember.
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Ducks is ducks and cash is king.
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And never the twain shall meet. Go on,
start selling like I told you. Don't
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no for an answer. No, sir.
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Look out, look out. You want a duck?
Look out, now. Don't do that. Don't do
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that. Ducks, ducks.
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Who wants to buy some ducks?
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Is your blood red?
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Are you a potent hunter? All you need is
a prime appeal.
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What about a duck? There's one in every
office.
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Hey, remember me?
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Your face looks familiar, but I don't
know where to put it.
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Yeah. I'm your boss.
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What a coincidence.
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I knew I saw you someplace before.
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Is that a proposition or is that a
proposition?
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You can't go wrong, pal.
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I don't want any ducks.
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But listen, buddy.
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No ducks.
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No ducks.
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No ducks.
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Can't we appeal to your privilege?
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Only 50 bucks misses a chance of a
lifetime.
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I don't eat ducks.
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I'm a vegetarian.
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Well, eat the vegetables, see? And leave
the duck. Come on.
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You muscle -bound porcupine you would
throw a pass and let a cop intercept it
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with his head
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I didn't say nothing. Well, that's for
what you were thinking.
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My mind's a blank.
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We're surrounded. Come on.
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Yes,
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this is the chief of police.
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No, I don't want to be disturbed by
anyone except the mayor. When he comes,
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him in.
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Thanks.
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What is this?
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A chance of a lifetime.
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You're about to join a duck club.
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Not today. I'm busy. Get out. Get out.
Now, listen, fella. Relax.
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Imagine it's dawn.
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You're waiting for the sunrise on the
lake.
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A duck is calling his mate from the
Tuleys.
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Yeah, I hear it. Now they leave the
water. Quick, get down.
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They're coming closer. I can hear the
rustling wings.
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They're coming within range.
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Big, fat ones.
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Now they're circling overhead.
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They're setting their wings to land.
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They're coming down. Get your gun ready.
They're right in front of you.
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Fire!
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Oh,
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the mayor.
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The mayor?
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The mayor, boys.
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I still can't figure how those three
saps sold those memberships so fast. Who
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cares? You heard them say on the phone
they sold them and they're on the way
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here with the dough.
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And the minute we get the dough, we're
going to scram town.
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Right.
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The cops, they're wise to us.
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Hey, boss, we sold all the memberships.
Here's the dough.
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All in the same place, too.
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That's great.
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Who'd you sell them to? The police
department.
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We even sold one to the chief and the
mayor. We're going to see the governor
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tonight. The governor?
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We're going up to the club with the
chief and the mayor. They're outside now
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waiting for us. Like to meet them?
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No, we're too busy. We'll meet them up
at the club in the morning.
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Okay, give us our commission. We'll get
out of here.
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Well, we're kind of short of cash. We'll
bring your commission to the club.
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Not that we don't trust you, but could
you give us an IOU?
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Sure, we'll give you an IOU.
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10%. Now sign right here.
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Thanks. Hey, you're not going to let him
get away with that, are you?
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Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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Give me back my pencil.
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Absolutely correct.
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Hmm, must be another customer. I think
it's Blackie and Doyle. Maybe they got
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our money.
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Oh, poor Revere.
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Just passing. Thought the old club was
haunted.
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Nobody been around here in goodness
knows when. Fine, that should make the
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hunting better.
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Duck hunting?
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Why, man, they ain't been...
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There'll be ducks, and you guys will get
20 years.
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Oh, don't mind that old bird. He's
cuckoo, Chief. Sure, we'll go right out,
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Chief, and make sure there's plenty of
ducks. Yeah.
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Hey, and don't try any funny stuff,
because you can't get away from the
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department. Certainly, old Chief, you
old kid, old Chief, old kid. We'll be
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in a quack with a quack.
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And I do mean quack. No!
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This is a fine mess.
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What we got to do is get some ducks.
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I got it.
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Go get me some duck eggs. I'll sit on
them and hatch them.
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We can't wait that long. Go on out and
rustle up some ducks and hurry up.
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Hurry up!
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Listen, porcupine, I got an idea.
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Get these decoys.
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All right, wise guy. You said there was
ducks. Where are they? Now, don't get
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excited, chiefie. You get ready to
shoot. I'll call them.
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Ducks. You better watch for them.
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What do you mean you got him? Well, I
certainly... Oh, no, you got him there.
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It's working all right. Now if that
puddin' head'll only find some ducks. We
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can't hold out much longer. This is the
last one.
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Quit stalling. Let her go.
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Remind me to kill you later.
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Here, blow up one of these rubber
decoys.
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You ought to tear your esophagus out.
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What is this, a gag?
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It better not be.
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They're Heptoids, and that nitwit had it
decided.
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We better sway him. Come on.
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Cut out that quacking penny.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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Well, I figured if he could pipe rats
pie -eyed, then I could pipe...
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There they are Sam Those
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guys are all right hear that come on
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Those ducks will cost you $5 each.
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What do you mean?
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Well, they're my prize ducks.
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Those ducks have been stolen from me.
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