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Order those immediately.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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Telegram, sir.
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Please wire my acceptance, Lieutenant.
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But, Admiral, Count Garrow was suspected
of being a spy.
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Exactly.
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That's why I'm going there.
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Perhaps I can trip him up.
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I see, sir. Here, take my uniforms down
and have them pressed.
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And tell those dumb tailors not to burn
holes in them this time.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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You know, I'm getting sick and tired of
this business.
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It was your bright idea.
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Join the Navy and see the world. No more
smelly sweatshops. Beautiful girls in
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every port. Woo -woo, I got a good mind
to punch her right in the nose.
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Yeah, we'd still been all right if you
hadn't blabbed off about us being
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tailors. Well, don't tailors sound like
sailor? I got a good mind to bust this
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iron over your head.
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Hey, remember you had to pay for the
last iron. Look!
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Look what you made me do to the
captain's pants.
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Fix that hole.
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You
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know,
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gasoline don't taste so good since
prohibition.
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What do you mean?
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Because they ain't so careful like when
they use it for making gin.
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But it ain't bad. Here, taste it.
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Go on, scram and get to work.
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Hey, fellas, it's 12 o 'clock. Come on,
we got the afternoon off. Stay away from
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town, girls.
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I'm going to get 18 gloves and 12
redheads. I'm going rolling in the park.
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Hey, clean and press for the admiral in
a hurry.
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Clean and press for the admiral in a
hurry.
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Clean and press in a hurry. Clean and
press in a...
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Boy, when they see the Danes go for me.
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You should see that bearded lady in the
circus.
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Is she a beaut when she gets a shave?
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When I get through rowing a boat, boy,
I'm going to spend a hot weekend on a
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roller coaster.
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Now I'm going to change my socks.
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What an experience.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing.
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I always want to see how you look with a
point and a wave.
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Why aren't you men at work? Well, you
see, Admiral, he and I were just
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standing... Oh, look, there's an
admiral.
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Get him!
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Hey, you.
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Salute your superior officer.
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How dare you strike an officer?
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Certainly. How dare you?
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What do you mean, officer?
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Man?
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You know, I was thinking...
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How dare you wear my uniform?
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I was taken out for an errand.
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You were.
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I'll press them right away.
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Is there anything wrong, sir? Yeah,
there's a guy... Everything's all right.
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wish to talk to those men alone.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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You know, for five bucks a piece, I'll
get you birds out.
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I'll bust your skull in five pieces. Get
us out, you bubble brain.
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Say, guard!
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Put these men on rations of bread and
water. I'll get you for this. On second
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thought, plain water.
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Salt water.
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Hey, you. Oh, Admiral.
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Yes?
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All right, you win.
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You know, I was thinking, there's no
sense in getting you guys out of here.
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need a pass for the other game.
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You chucklehead. Yours ain't the only
officer's uniform in the tailor shop.
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You're right.
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Gone? Release these men.
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Watch how these men are in here for
kicking an officer. Oh, kicking an
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eh? Yes, sir. So you're kicking an
officer, eh? You're kicking an officer,
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Attention!
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Right face!
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Forward march!
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My dear Count Gerald, your admiral is
late.
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Admiral Taylor and his staff.
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Let him know.
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That's not Admiral Taylor.
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Be careful, it may be a trap.
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Don't worry, I'll get the information if
it's womanly possible.
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Admiral Taylor, I believe.
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How did you know I was a Taylor? Why,
everyone knows the Taylors of Kentucky,
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one of the oldest families in America.
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Sure, everybody knows old Taylor, under
proof.
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Would you introduce your friends?
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Why, certainly, this is... Commander
Button, Captain Presser. That's them.
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Miss Auger, may I present Admiral
Taylor, Commander Button, and Captain
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Say, when do we eat?
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Oh!
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It's a nice hunk of goods there, buddy.
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Oh, Admiral.
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Wouldn't you like to come and sit down?
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Would I?
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Let's go over and find a dark corner.
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No, no, no, no, no. It's the kid.
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The Admiral threads a fast needle. He's
an old so -and -so.
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Oh, girls, did you see my tattoo?
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There.
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Do you care for a cigar?
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Oh, allow me.
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Certainly, certainly.
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Won't you tell me about the Navy?
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Sure.
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You see, they feed you beans every day,
except on Sunday. That's when you get
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bean soup.
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And beans.
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Oh, Admiral, you're such a sturdy old
man.
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And I'm your clinging vine.
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Won't you tell me about your submarines?
I don't know anything about submarines.
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I'm a tailor.
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I mean... Oh, Admiral, don't you trust
me?
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Sure, but I don't trust myself.
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You foolish boy.
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Please,
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sir. Come on, Toots. Don't mind him.
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Do you smell rubbish, Bernie?
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Smells like somebody's frying onions.
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Get up.
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Am I as heavy as all that?
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No, but I'm pointing up. Get up.
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What,
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is that nice?
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Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
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I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.
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Oh, please, give me another chance.
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Will you please? I didn't... Listen,
honey, I did not... I did not...
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I think I've got spring fever. Spring
fever or hay fever. You've got to get
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off before anybody sees you. Get out
there and I'll help.
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Oh!
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Why,
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you ought to... Show me!
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I tell you, I am Admiral Taylor.
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I beg your pardon. There must be some
mistake.
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The Admiral has been here for quite some
time.
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I thought this guy was a phony when I
caught him snooping around outside the
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window. Now, just a minute, gentlemen.
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Those three imposters can identify me.
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They're enlisted men.
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Tell these men who I am.
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How should we know?
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We never saw you before in our lives.
What? Just as I thought. Come on, Bozo,
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let's go. No, officer, please.
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We'll be shot at sunrise for this. Maybe
the sun won't come out tomorrow. It
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might rain.
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We've got to find a place to hide.
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This plays right into our hands.
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How about that submarine, Admiral?
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Oh, it's big enough.
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Submarine? Well, certainly.
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That's perfect.
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That is, I mean, what are we waiting
for?
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Calling all
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patrol boats.
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Calling all patrol boats.
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Submarine M9 has left port unauthorized.
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Last seen headed out to sea.
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Stop her.
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That is all.
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Hmm, see?
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I told you I couldn't get away with it.
My government needs this submarine, and
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I'll either get it to them or stick in
the attempt.
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But what about us?
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One move out of you and I'll kill you.
If you do, I'll never talk to you again.
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You can't get away with it. No, I can't
get away with it.
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No, I must leave.
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We're sunk. We're lost.
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Hey, what's the
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matter with you?
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I'm practicing for when we run out of
air.
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What, you think you're in the movies?
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We're trapped like rats.
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Speak for yourself.
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Oh, a microscope.
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Fish just went by.
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Hey,
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bloodhound. Get to your post.
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What post? I don't see no post. I'll
leave a street lamp.
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I'll put both your lamps out.
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Calling all battleships.
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Calling all Navy planes. Calling all
bombers.
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Calling all naval craft.
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Submarine M9 stolen by enemy spies.
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Sink her at all cost. That is all.
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That is all?
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Ain't that enough?
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We better get this thing back before
they find us. Right. And the wheels.
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What wheels?
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And the wheels.
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Sir, submarine M9 was sighted just off
the breakwater.
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Order batteries one and six to open fire
at once. Yes, sir.
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She's firing in order of my gig.
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I'm going aboard that sub. Yes, sir.
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Look what they did to the flat.
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Look, they were shooting at me.
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What'd you catch, kid? A pelican.
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That's an aerial bomb, you sack.
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Wait a minute. This can't hurt any of
us. It's a dud.
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Oh.
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A dud, eh?
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Wait a minute. What are you trying to
do?
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I'll fix it so it don't hurt anybody.
I'll beat its brains out.
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Halt!
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You'll be court -martialed for this.
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Arrest these traitors.
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Oh, now, wait a minute, sir. We're no
traitors. We captured those spies.
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We did it for you, sir.
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Oh, remarkable.
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You'll be rewarded for this. How did you
do it? It was a sin, General. I took a
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piece of pipe and clowned him like this.
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