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Feast your eyes upon the most dazzling and majestic array in the game of

Okay, folks, step right up. We pay 10 to 1. 20 to 1. 30. 40.

That's a matter of... What's the difference? They can't win anyway.

Ooh! Ooh!

Number one. Number three. Number two. Come on, folks. He who hesitates is

Make your bets.

Double on the two. Are we ready, folks?

Are we ready?

We are ready, folks. Here we go.

Watch it, folks.

There we go. Keep your eye on the ball.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Too bad for folks. The bank wins again.

I think this game, she is crook. I smell this skunk.

Take off your hat. You're getting conspicuous.

I'm frozen to the bone.

Well, put on your hat. Oh, thanks.

All right now, folks. Maybe the next time is your time.

We've been hornswoggled with a horseshoe magnate. Aye, fix these chains!

Hey,

what's going on here? Those crooks robbed us with the horseshoe magnate.

We're going to string them up. Keep your shirt on, Pierre.

I'm the law in Lobo City.

I'll run them vermin down and bring them to justice.

Somebody stole my gun.

chance to win a reward, boys.

They're in this wood somewhere.

That's right. Try and bring them back alive.

Where's Larry? He's taking a detour. He's going to meet us up here later.

There he is.

What'd you do with the money?

I threw it away so I could run faster.

still, Daniel Boone. Yeah, yeah.

Oh! Oh!

Where'd you get all this stuff? Steal it?

What, do you think I am a crook? I just took it.

Pretty good, ain't I?

No, you forgot to get a tent.

Oh!

Oh!

Hey, where you been? Well, down there... Never mind.

Now, you go out and get a moose and a few mesas. I'll run down an elk. I'll

and find the Knights of Columbus.

Yeah.

Take that.

You get a fire started, and we'll have a mess of something in no time.

Oh, dear.

I didn't think you cared.

I don't.

Oh! Oh! Come on. Oh, please.

doing out of bed. Go back and get your big brother.

So you're the big brother, huh?

Go fetch your old man.

What do you want chewing tobacco for? I want to feed it to the fish. When they

come up to spit, I'll hit them on the head with my club.

Can you spit?

Certainly.

Speckled herring, that's trout.

Get a fire starter, we'll cook them. I ain't got no paper.

Go get some.

Oh, you're always sending me the rules.

What's the matter with you three? It's got to eat off you. Now go on back and

get a fish.

Clean him, stuff him, roll him in cornmeal and fry him in butter. Yeah,

do I do with him?

Went in the lake.

Indians steal my fifi.

Oh, I kill all Indians.

Oh!

What are you looking for?

The doorbell. Maybe a knock would be better.

Maybe it would.

What's the idea of throwing doors at people?

If this was my place, I'd throw you out of it.

What did you say?

What's he for?

That's for what you were thinking.

He ain't thinking.

Well, you better stop, because we've got to get out of this mess.

Don't you... Here comes the sheriff.

What's the matter with you?

Get out of my way.

Hey, get into that.

We've got to get disguised in a hurry.

I ain't going to wear this. This is last year's model.

Maybe you'd like to have a name and wrong.

That's the rat. Now you go out and get your own, Herman. Come on, get into some

clothes here, somebody.

Hey, there's only one leg in this.

Only one leg? Well, put the other one in it. Come on.

Hey, get this scalp on. Hurry up. Wait a minute. Hey, where are you? I'm lost in

the woods.

Wait a minute.

If we ever get out of this mess alive, it'll be your fault, won't it?

I'm talking to you!

Well, now... Come on, come on. We'll get a move on.

Look. Three sets of footprints.

Maybe they're in the cabin.

How?

How? How?

And how?

You see three pale -faced round here?

Me no.

You get a frying pan ready. I'll get the grub. Go ahead.

Get out of here, useless.

Oh, Indians.

How? How?

How are we doing?

Oh, for Indians to steal my wife is pretty bad.

But when Indians take my bacon and my beans...

once in these Indian outfits and we can do it again.

Right. Look.

Ah, no riders.

Come on, we can get one of our own. Sure.

Careful, be careful.

But before you die...

You like Pierre?

You like cook my beans?

You keep my wig warm?

You keep your own wig warm.

What? You don't like my Pierre?

I belong to Big Chief Rampus.

Him public enemy number one. Him kill you.

Not me. He, uh, she means, uh, Big Chief of Fulton Ribboners.

All right, buddy, lay off us. You can have her.

I want to tell her goodbye.

I ain't going no place.

Will you keep on kidding him or the sheriff will get us? I will not. Do what

tell you.

All right, but hurry up before something happens.

Keep a stiff upper lip.

Hey, Mr. Jost of the Pieces.

Laughing eyebrows and we want to get for money right away.

I'll pronounce you man and wife.

You're hitched. Five bucks.

Everybody have drink on here.

Now, my little pigeon.

Where are you going?

Oh, for the honeymoon. For you, I have the grand surprise.

So have I, if you only knew it.

for the big surprise.

So funny.