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Hey, Diamond.

What you up to?

Exercising. Your fingers?

I'm searching new exercises.

I've done, like, every workout ever, and I need something else.

Every workout ever? That can't be true.

Yoga, Tai Chi, aerobics, CrossFit, tennis, surfing, lifting, climbing,

running, sprinting, dance, arm wrestling, jumping rope.

Should I go on?

Nope. Point well made.

Why are you all sweaty?

Extreme drum circle practice.

Not sure that's a thing.

It's when you combine the laid -back casual artistry of drumming with the

animalistic adrenaline of football.

You play football while you drum?

Yes.

Which turns out to be surprisingly hard.

You were surprised it's hard? Because I could have told you that's pretty much

impossible. It is not.

I'm sure I can do it.

Oh! But that gives me an idea. Instead of a new exercise, I can just combine

exercises. Genius!

Well, I don't know if I'm really a genius.

Talking about me.

I gotta go change into my workout stuff. Later!

Oh! Oh!

Ow!

Okay, I'm on my way.

Hey, so, how's it going?

Not good.

And what are you doing?

Yogging. It's yoga and jogging together.

Obviously.

Triple jog!

That's really more of a hop than a jog. You should call it a yo -hop.

Okay, that's ridiculous.

Warrior post -yog! And please stop yelling.

Come on, do it with me. I'd really rather not.

Oh, why?

Many reasons.

Mainly, I have to get to the rescue. We're having animal issues.

Y 'all can talk with me. Tell me your problems.

Mountain post -yog!

Yup, this is as bad as I thought it would be. Come on, send me yourself, and

your troubles will disappear.

Ow! Yawked on a stone or something.

You were saying?

animals that won't get adopted because they're difficult.

How difficult can cute little animals be?

Goats are great pets. They're smart and affectionate. They can climb almost

anything. They have four stomachs, and they burp, and they sound like humans

when they scream.

Not that they scream a lot.

So what do you say?

My son really wants a dog.

Gritty can fetch.

I mean, I think she can. I've never seen her do it. Did I mention she has four

stomachs? We don't want Gertie.

So was I too desperate?

You didn't chase his car down the street and force Gertie into it.

Should I? No.

I'm usually so good with problem animals.

Remember the cat that peed, like, everywhere?

Uses the toilet now.

I mean, can't flush, because, come on, cat arms.

But you know what?

I'm going to figure this out. I don't know how you're going to get these

adopted. Gertie is pretty annoying. She chews on everything.

And Franny's pure evil.

And Houdini's an escape artist.

Again?

Here, ratty -ratty. Here, ratty -ratty.

Got him.

You know what we need?

We need to figure out how to break these annoying... Sandwiches.

Annoying sandwiches?

My dad always says there's no problem a good sandwich can't fix.

So I'm going to go to your house to make some.

Okay, why my house? Dad ate all of her sandwich stuff.

He really liked sandwiches.

Yum.

Oh, hey, Nate.

Yum. I don't think dogs sing.

Baxter, are those all the socks?

I knew it.

Go, get the rack.

I shower you with gratitude.

You're a good boy.

Whoa. So you trained him to find socks?

No, I trained him to return socks. He's been stealing them from everyone.

Really? I'm connecting with him to try and understand his motivation.

See, every animal has its own thing. And with deep communication, you can find

out what that thing is.

So Baxter's thing is stealing socks.

Precisely. The smell of socks reminds him of the people he loves.

So I'm going to make him a new collar out of dirty socks.

The scent of our feet will never be too far.

Hey, so I got an idea about our problems.

Our lunch problems?

No. Well, actually, yes. Here's your sandwich.

But I mean our pet problems.

Phoenix is good with animals.

Really? How exactly are you good with them? I commune with them, meld with

understand them on a deeper level.

So where can I set up my bongos?

Sometimes parents need a little help.

So we're helping ours get together.

My mom, my best friend, her dad, huge movie star.

And things might get a little crazy.

Okay, a lot crazy.

But that's just life in Starfall.

Since our animal equals can't talk, the responsibility falls on us to listen to

their spirit.

Uh -huh. Sure.

I sense fear and darkness and an arctic wind across an ice floe. Are you

thinking what I'm thinking?

That Phoenix might be a pet whisperer. Exactly.

Wait, what?

You're buying this?

I feel like I'm on one of those hidden camera shows and everyone's making fun

my shoes.

Your shoes?

Yeah, it's this recurring nightmare where all my shoes are suddenly giant

sausages and... Doesn't matter.

I just think Phoenix has no idea what he's doing and this is a waste of time.

I don't think it is.

Phoenix's ways are a little out there, but hey, sometimes out there works.

Genius! A little cat sweater.

So the problem was that she was cold?

That's what made her grumpy?

Well, I mean, I could have thought of that, I just... Didn't think of that?

You look grumpy. Want Phoenix to make a sweater for you?

No? You're good?

Okay.

Okay, peeps. I'm having trouble deciding which shoe is my spirit shoe.

Sandals, because I'm open to the world around me.

Or metallic flats, because of my sparkling personality.

Hit me up online to vote. See ya!

Uh, Diamond, did you make a sandwich with literally everything in the fridge?

way. Sandwiches are so 2014.

Where's Sophia?

She's at the rescue.

What's in the bag? Uh, my new cell phone. A new cell phone? Wow, big day.

All right, all right. Keep your hair on.

I need help setting it up and getting it out of the box.

Sophia set my phone up and got it out of the box, so good luck.

So, your first phone.

What do you think I am, a relic?

This is my second.

This is my first.

Get out! Whoa, that is ancient. I totally need to borrow that for my next

party. I mean, I wasn't alive then because that was, like, ancient history,

but... Anyway, I can totally help you with your phone. Phones are kind of my

thing. I think I'll wait for Sophia.

Okay.

Um, I changed my mind.

You can help.

You got it, Grant.

So can you tell me some stories of the old days?

What happened in the 90s?

Is she eating all our goat training pamphlets?

Yep. Wow, that's ironic.

Hey, maybe Phoenix can go two for two on this one. No way, I'm telling you, the

cat was a lucky guess. But Gertie's impossible to train. I've tried. A lot.

And I'm pretty sure Gertie's more of a smooth jazz goat.

Seriously?

Whoa! It worked!

Be calm, my goat sister.

So what?

Every time she starts chewing stuff, we have to play the drums?

No. The rhythm of the drums calmed her and relieved her anxiety.

She doesn't need to chew anything anymore. Watch.

She won't eat it.

Unbelievable.

Hey, question.

Can you play the drums in reverse and make Sophia throw up her sandwich?

I don't know.

Want to try? Yeah, we're not doing that.

You only need three numbers, Beth, Sophia, and Charlie Snow Tires.

Wait, does Charlie own the Chili Hut, too?

Yeah, and he should stick to tires.

Whatever you say, Gramps.

Lou? Uh -huh. So let me teach you how you can do other stuff with your phone.

You can text, email, go on social media. I don't need any jingling or jangling

on my phone. I use it to call people, three people. Just because you're old

doesn't mean you can't have fun.

And just because you're young doesn't mean you can insult me. Okay, so your

first stab has to be my game, Diamonds World. It's super popular. See, the icon

is my face.

The only games I like involve cards or darts. My game is all about building an

ace wardrobe, competing at Fashion Week, going to red carpet events, and

avoiding the paparazzi.

You'll love it. So where are these?

Oh, yeah.

I'll get right on it.

I love her. Just remember she doesn't have much fur, so she'll need a sweater

when it gets cold.

I'll remember.

Come on, Franny.

Wow. All the animals are adopted out.

All because of Phoenix.

Hey, I helped. I told that girl to keep a sweater on Franny, which I didn't know

until Phoenix told me.

And then Phoenix fixed the goat and the rat.

All because of Phoenix.

What's he doing with Fluffy?

Word is out about Phoenix, to the total pet whisperer.

But Fluffy had a broken back paw like two days ago.

Oh, come on!

Hey, Star, what are you doing? Want to yell with me?

No. I'm just going to go home and watch TV. I need to chillax.

What's wrong?

You never say chillax.

Actually, no one says chillax. Unless it was like five years ago, then everyone

said chillax. You remember that when everyone was saying chillax and chillax

totally overused and...

Sophia?

So you have no idea why Sophia's upset?

No, I don't get it.

Phoenix got all the pets adopted, so she should just be chillaxing. Overused.

But instead, she got mad and left.

Do you think she went for more sandwiches?

Because I could really go for more sandwiches.

Nate, don't you see what happened here?

I'm not getting sandwiches, am I?

Phoenix totally took Sophia's thing.

Oh, no.

I took her thing.

So, can you give her thing back?

Nathaniel, Sophia's thing is working with animals.

And me just coming in and fixing everything.

Oh, that thing. Yeah, you took it.

Big time.

Totes big time. But you know what?

Maybe Nate's right.

Maybe you can give it back. I want to give it back.

How can I give it back? You just need to show Sophia that the rescue can't exist

without her. And I know how.

Go find Sophia.

Tell her we have an emergency down here and that she has to come fix it. On it.

And when she's feeling better, we can all hang out and totally chillax.

Are you just saying that now to annoy me? Pretty much, yeah.

Okay. Sit on this bench.

Stare straight ahead and pretend we don't know each other.

Okay.

How did Diamond get a new outfit?

Uh, I'd buy one. Not in Star Falls, obviously. I'd order it from L .A. No.

I mean in the phone game.

No way! You're playing Diamond's World? No way! Straight ahead!

Right. Sorry.

Keep it down and answer the question.

Okay.

I'm stuck on level two.

I only have the basic wardrobe, which means I can't go to a party. I want to

to a party.

If your character gets into a photo shoot, you get fame points.

And then you level up.

Boom, new outfit.

Oh, this skirt is kind of boring. Can I get it in yellow?

Of course.

And you can change your hairstyle, your accessories.

Let's go to a red carpet event to get even more points.

But I have to warn you, yellow is not anything.

Ah.

Oh, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you.

Everywhere but my house?

No time for logic.

There's a problem at the rescue.

What? Can't Phoenix the Pet Whisperer handle it? He tried, but it didn't work.

Guess he's not as much of a whisperer as we thought.

Anyway, we really need your help. Come on.

Okay, what's the big emergency?

That dog bit me.

I thought it could handle Vic, but he's vicious.

That's why I got his name. Vic is short for vicious.

No, don't go anywhere near him.

Sophia, you're amazing. Your deep spiritual connection with these animals

Yeah, stop.

First of all, Vic is not short for vicious.

And I know this dog.

His name is Herbert.

And the only thing scary about him is how much he slobbers.

Sophia, I'm sorry. I took your thing, and I was hoping this would make you

better. Well, it doesn't.

And your pity just makes me feel worse.

He really does slobber a lot.

Maybe if I played my bongos, he'd... Not the time.

Got it.

I aced the catwalk.

Now, how do I get away from the guy with the camera?

He's paparazzi. That's good. It means you're popular.

You're right. My confidence points just went up.

What? You never seen a grown man play a fashion phone game?

I'll have another coffee.

And a grilled cheese.

You want a sandwich?

Sure. Two grilled cheese.

How come I haven't leveled up in, like, forever?

I'm stuck on 35.

No worries. You just need points from other players.

Friends. Oh.

I don't have any who play.

Maybe Hilda at the Chili Hut would sign up.

Ah, what's going on? My phone's rattling.

No, it's buzzing. You got a text.

Oh, it says, accept friend request.

Spoiler alert, that friend is me. Hit accept.

Ah, I got friend points and leveled up.

Now, time to get me some jewelry.

Are you watching bowling? Why are you watching bowling?

There's obviously something wrong if you're watching bowling. I'll talk to

if you promise to stop saying bowling.

Deal. What's up?

It's just... Phoenix is better at working with animals than I am.

Really? Yes. He mind -melded bongos with them, solved their problems, and got

them all adopted. In one day!

How does one exactly bongo with... Not the point.

How can Phoenix be better than me?

There's always going to be people that are better than you at something. What's

important is that you have confidence in your own abilities.

And don't compare yourself to others.

Ah.

Look, life is like bowling.

There will always be someone that can knock down more pins than you. But it

doesn't make you a bad bowling person.

Bowler. A person who bowls is called a bowler.

Really? I thought that was a hat.

Anyway, my point is that, you know, there's lots of pins and there's lots of

balls and there's lots of people throwing them around and...

What was my point?

That it's not a contest.

Exactly. That was my point.

Thanks, Mom.

I feel better.

Not because of the bowling speech, though.

That's fair.

Although next time promise me that you watch something with animals so that I

know what I'm talking about.

Beautiful.

Soph, we need you at the rescue. It's an emergency.

Uh -huh. I didn't fall for it last time. I'm not falling for it. For real.

Franny ran away and we found it.

Really?

Let's go.

We'll find her.

How are we going to find her? Still working on that.

Okay, we need to find Franny.

Well, each of us can go in a different direction.

Even if we can't see her, maybe we can hear her. Or smell her.

Yes. Although I don't have a great sense of smell. A couple years ago, Bo played

a trick on me with these hot peppers. Not your sense of smell.

His! How does Beau's sense of smell help us?

No, him.

Bats and hounds have an amazing sense of smell.

As long as no one played a trick on them with hot peppers.

Which they probably didn't.

Come on, boy. Smell this.

Let's find Franny.

I did it. A massive walk -in closet full of designer outfits.

And I was voted model of the year at Paris Fashion Week.

This is more fun than chopping wood. And I love chopping wood. Things really

picked up after you aced that runway show.

And since I won all the fame points at the Hollywood premiere.

I love that you loved the game.

Who would have thought a guy with only three shirts to his name would be so

at it?

So, um, I should probably, you know, go.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

Oh, it's been fun. So I guess I'll, uh, I'll see ya.

I sense Franny is inside the log.

Really? What was your first clue?

The dog bark at the log.

Oh, hi, Franny.

You are not as much of a slobber machine as I thought.

You're a wise, majestic beast, Herbert.

I'm so glad we found you, Franny. Now just let me.

You know what, Phoenix? How about you take it from here?

It's all good.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

Done chopping wood?

I can chop wood later.

Got another game for you.

Ooh, cards.

Super vintage.

Here.

You should probably put your number in my phone, just in case.

A guy should have more than three numbers.

Really?

But no more squealing.

Hard on the grandpa ears.

Thanks, Sophia.

You're the best.

Hey, it was a team effort.

I had the idea to track Franny, and Phoenix brought her home.

Oh, I'll be fine. Just minor scratches.

It's my arm.

Neck. Hey.

Here's your hand. Granny's great.

Enjoy her.

You know, I think I'm going to drop out of the pet whispering business.

We've all learned a lot. Got in touch with the animal spirit and needs.

And speaking of needs, should I be getting a tetanus shot?

Yes, you should.

You should go now.

Fierce said go now.