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All right, Cooper family.

For that Melody Time home organ, that
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in Acapulco, plus, and I mean plus, the
$10 ,000 cash bonus,

what is your category?

We think the sun's behind entertainment,
Fritz.

All right.

Now, if you answer this question
correctly and your forecast is accurate,

Then you win all those prizes. All that
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opportunity to come back to play Family
Forecast for the seventh week in a row,

heading toward the $1 million cash
prize.

All right. Are you ready, Lisa?

Trust me, Bill, she's always ready.

That's what you just said.

Darlene, are you ready? Oh, yes, I'm
ready. That's good. And how... How about

you, Grandma Marie?

Hurry, Fritz. I'm having heart
palpitations. Darling, we better give

little mouth -to -mouth resuscitation.

Now, your question is, who is the first
motion picture actress

ever to appear on a postage stamp?

Wait, I know.

Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.

No, Bill, I said actress.

Of course, the answer is the very lovely
Grace Kelly.

Well, of course, that's not the way it
went on the air. We finished the show,

was edited together, and then they put
that disclaimer at the end. You know,

portions of this show were edited that
did not affect the outcome of the game.

So who won?

Well, the Coopers won, of course. The
Coopers always win. Now I know why. It's

fixed. What? The game is fixed. Ho, ho,
ho, ho. Wait a minute now. You mean to

tell me that this nice... Grandma Marie
cheats?

Grandma Marie?

Grandma Marie probably sold secrets to
the Germans during both wars.

I'm not sure I understand what happened
here. How did you know the game was

fixed? You heard his answer, Clint
Eastwood? Yeah. Wrong answer. Right.

But Clint Eastwood is the right answer
to the next question in the

category. That's why I had to stop the
show.

Well, if it's crooked, why don't you
just blow the whistle?

Well, because... Because of what
happened the last time.

Empty your pockets.

Yep. Queer show scandals back in the
50s.

That's right, you got it.

Yeah, it's hard to believe that's
almost... That's more than 25 years ago.

We were a hot show.

Empty Your Pockets knocked Wyatt Earp
right out of the top ten. People used to

stop me on the street, ask me for my
autograph.

I'm a shoulda been.

Shoulda been another Johnny Carson.

We used to watch that show all the time.

Yeah, well, they all thought I was
guilty.

I didn't even know the winners were
being coached. Why didn't you tell

I told Congress.

I was absolutely clear it didn't mean a
thing. They wouldn't forgive me.

They? They, the viewers. Well, after
all, you know, I was the guy out front.

I was the guy they trusted. So I was the
guy they blamed.

It's tough to get jobs after that, I
guess.

Nah. Are you kidding?

I was a kiddie show host in Jersey.

I was Admiral Billy with Woody the
Puppet.

And then I was the all -night DJ in a
country music station in Fort Wayne.

That was when my wife left me.

Guys, it's taken me 30 years to get
where I am.

I don't have another 30 years. I may
never be another Johnny Carson, but I'm

hell of a Fritz Markham.

And I can't.

I just can't give it all up again.

Okay. Well, we know the Coopers are
dirty, so we start with a background

investigation on them.

Hey, Jane.

The only way you can bust a crooked card
game is to sit down at the table.

You're gonna have to get us on that
show.

It's not gonna be that easy. See, I
don't pick the contestants. There's a

screening process.

Yeah, but you must know what they're
looking for. Well, sure I know what

looking for. They're looking for people
who are willing to make fools of

themselves. That's us?

You don't understand. See, two brothers
alone can't qualify. The show is family

forecast. We need a whole family here.

And finally, your favorite, Mom.

Ooh, Irish coffee.

Oh, boy, A .J., this was just a
wonderful meal. I'm telling you, you've

yourself. Thank you.

Not a chance.

The last time I got the royal polish,
you wanted to use my car as bait in the

Salibi case. We got it back for you. Oh,
yes, from Saudi Arabia with the seven

veils tucked under the back seat.

No, all we want you to do is pretend
that you're our mother.

You really think I can be convincing?
Have you ever seen Family Forecast with

Fritz Markham?

Well, that's the new one that rains
money. Yeah, well, Fritz is our client,

he thinks that one of the families is
cheating.

You want me to go on the game show with
you?

Undercover, we would be the Marlowe
family.

But we'd be recognized by people. No,
no, no, no, it would never go that far.

See, they tape a week in advance for
syndication.

Mom. I know it's humiliating, and we
would never ask you to do anything so

déclassé as to be on television.

We're just absolutely necessary.

What do you think I should wear?

I mean, they say light colors make you
look heavy on television, but then

with my eyes and hair, it might be worth
the risk.

Thank you. She's in a rest home now. But
we're taking everyone in the order they

signed up.

Attention. Attention.

Quiet down.

Thank you, Pomegranate. You're very
pretty. Thank you very much.

People, may I have your attention?

My name is Bart Lloyd.

I am the talent coordinator.

All right. Now, the first family is the,
uh, the McGuire family.

Is that right?

People, please do not use crayon on the
sign -up sheet.

Please, people.

Please. And, Maguires, would you please
follow me?

All right.

All right, people, time.

Your concentration.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, hey, excuse
me. Come on, darling. I need you on the

set right away. Me? Come on. Are you
sure? You're the receptionist. Oh, I'm a

temporary. Fritz needs you on the set.
Are you sure?

You have blue eyes. He wants to check
your eyes with the color phone. Oh, no,

have brown eyes. Rick says you have blue
eyes, sweetheart. That means you have

blue eyes. Right down here and to the
left. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

One side, please. Excuse me.

Have your attention, folks.

Very sorry, but we've got all the
contestants we need for the day.

But I want to thank you for thinking of
Family Forecast.

You really want to be on the show?

Come back, same time, same place next
week.

Meantime, why don't you get the family
forecast home game? It's great fun for

adults and children and adult children.
Come on, folks, let's go. Move it!

Is someone looking for me?

Shh! I'm a temp.

I guess so.

Would you care to tell me about
yourselves?

Well, I'm Cecilia Marlowe, and I'm an
underwater welder.

Mm -hmm.

Any hobbies?

My hobby is shoe modeling, Bart. It's a
hard job, but I find that it relaxes me.

Besides, it's dry.

I'm a racetrack florist.

What's that?

Well, you know, when a horse wins a
race, I lead him around there to the

winner's circle. I put that great big
wreath of flowers around his neck.

I make it.

You.

What about you?

Me?

I'm a shepherd, Bart.

But in my spare time, I teach minor
birds to talk, and I write greeting

You'd be amazed how closely related
those two activities are.

This is a very difficult decision, but
you have been chosen. Yes!

Yes.

Please, please report tomorrow at one o
'clock sharp. And don't wear earth

colors. I want you to sign these release
forms in case you suffer massive

injuries playing the games. We are not
held responsible.

Yeah, thank you. Please please think of
something interesting to talk about with

Fritz

cookies, AJ.

We'll bust her on the spot. What are you
driving at?

Thieves, smugglers, killers, people like
that I can spy on. I got no problem

with that. It just, it feels weird
peeking in the windows of a typical

family.

Typical American family happens to be
involved in a criminal conspiracy, Rick.

Just don't judge a book by its cover.

Actually, I've had pretty good luck
judging books by their covers. Yeah,

give us a kind of book that you'd read.
I'm not surprised.

Come on, when have we ever drawn a blank
before?

No record, no trace. These people don't
vote. They don't pay taxes. Like I said,

typical American family.

Okay.

Well, she's not making cookies.

Looks like he wins it by day and loses
it by night.

Just your typical old American family.

Oh, boy.

Darlene likes congratulating the
winners.

Yes, indeed.

Aye, aye, aye.

And consoling the losers.

Freeze!

Wait a minute, guys. We need to explain
this. Right. Lieutenant.

Yeah? Community patrol bed to
Crestbridge Peepers. No kidding. They

Yep.

I thought you may like to handle this
one yourself, Lieutenant.

I want you to know that people like you
are a real asset to our community. And

the San Diego Police Department
appreciates your help in getting vermin

this off the streets.

Glad to do our duty, sir.

Thank you.

Interesting way to investigate a game
show. I don't want to know what was

door number two.

John, I swear, I thought they were going
to lynch us. They were harmless.

You didn't see the rope.

How are we supposed to do surveillance
with people like that out there? We

watch people with people watching us
watch people.

Yeah, it's the end of an era, all right.
But I tell you, some of these

neighborhood patrols do okay in scanning
off criminals.

I can see why.

We did have a chance to find out one
thing.

The Coopers are putting on quite a show
for the show.

Yeah, we've just got to find a
connection to the show.

Got to be an inside man.

Or a woman.

Okay, can we... have the lightning.

Okay, can we bring it all up now?

And the lightning again.

Okay, we've got some bulbs burned out on
the weather board.

Over there, that's where the questions
are.

The guard is always there and the door
is always locked.

Who has access to it?

Well, There's the writers, there's me.

Who's that guy?

Oh, that's Ron Redding, the executive
producer.

And that's it.

Nobody else sees those questions or
those answers in advance. They're very

strict about that one.

Not strict enough, apparently.

It's not just the questions, A .J.

Somehow, they always know where those
sunshines are on the board.

And those are changed. Those are
switched around by the stagehands after

and every round. Nobody else touches
them. That's a union rule.

And the stagehands don't have access to
the questions.

So we're looking for two people.

One who provides answers and one who
just provides sunshine.

I can't figure this out. Those sunshine
positions change so often. How can they

always know?

That's what we're here to find out. Over
here.

What if the Coopers beat you?

You'll lose your excuse for being here.

We won't lose.

We may not win, but we won't lose.

Fritz!

Today we're going to try a little
different angle. I want you to do

little bigger.

This is just a small game show.

There's no small game shows.

Just small game show hosts.

I see.

Hmm.

We're not going to lose, are we? No.

Remember, the eagle may soar, but the
weasel never gets sucked up into a jet

engine.

Thank you Confucius.

Hey, you can't be back here.

It's against the rules.

Oh, he just loves blinking colored
lights and gadgets.

Out. Out.

Go on.

Very impressive ratings, Ron. We've just
gone up another three share points in

San Diego.

Yeah, even more in Raleigh and Fort
Lauderdale. I got calls from Chicago,

York. All the major markets are going to
end up in syndication. Let's face it.

We're hot.

As long as the Coopers stay hot.

What was Bill's problem with that Clint
Eastwood question?

Oh, nothing.

A little eager.

You know, that kind of eager could send
us both to prison.

Yeah, yeah. No one noticed.

Fritz noticed.

And he had the questions.

Okay, okay. I can handle him. Believe
me. The last thing Fritz Markham wants

another scandal.

Of course, I'm just a money man. I don't
understand television personalities

like you do.

But I do understand how to take care of
certain kinds of problems.

And look, it's all working out like I
told you. In two weeks, we hit the

convention running, make out like
bandits, send the Coopers on their way

their prizes.

Have they found out they're not going to
win at the mill yet?

Well, I left that out.

I mean, they may not leave so quietly
when they find that out.

Oh, they'll leave quietly.

Like I said, I know how to take care of
certain problems.

Okay, now, folks, we want you all to get
comfortable with how the game's played.

This is just a run -through, but let's
make that applause sound as real as the

real thing.

Now, when you see the applause sign,
that's when you... Oh, let's hear it for

our host, Fritz Markham.

Thank you, thank you. Say hello to Lisa,
our lovely weather girl.

Yes, isn't that right, Don Castro?

Okay. Is everybody ready to have a
wonderful time at Family Forecast?

I love you, Chris.

Usher, would you please remove this
woman from this audience? Take her back

my dressing room.

Seriously, darling, where are you from?
From Dallas.

Dallas, the big D. All right.

Let's go to Texas.

Who's mom? Makeup.

Hey, Rick.

Yeah.

Just remember, we're not in this to win,
you know.

Hey, if I'm in the game, I'm in it to
win.

You know the feeling I used to sit in
the stands and watch you carry the ball

all the way through high school? Give me
a break. You did not sit in the stands.

You were always underneath the stands
with that cheerleader, Margo.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Well, anyway, this is my opportunity to
experience the thrill of victory.

It's my arena. Put me in, coach. I can
do it.

Uh -oh.

What uh -oh?

You've been practicing? Of course I've
been practicing. My head's full of

trivia.

Yeah?

Okay, gang, I want you to look these
over carefully now, and we want a real

close game today.

Plenty of suspense, and then you win in
the lightning round. Oh, and Marie, keep

up the heart attack, gang. I mean,
people are starting to worry you're

die of excitement. It's good. It's
great.

I'm bored, Ron. Oh, here she goes again.

I want to party.

Get out. Do something.

You're supposed to be the perfect wife.
And perfect wives don't go out and

party. Well, then they're bored, too.

She's going to blow the whole thing,
Ron.

Last night, she tipped the newspaper boy
in her underwear.

Baby, I know it's tough, but it's going
to be worth it. Okay?

You said something about a Ferrari, Ron.

Marie got hers two weeks ago.

Tonight, you win the Ferrari.

Right, Ron?

Well... Right, Ron?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Can I make just a minor complaint, Ron?
I am not getting to answer as many

questions as the others on the show this
week.

Well, after that Clint Eastwood boner,
what do you expect?

Don't start with me, Marie.

Bill, you're the perfect father. The
strong, dependable man every American

housewife dreams about. Let me tell you
something.

Your presence dominates the set. I mean,
the sandwich guy told me about it

yesterday. I swear to God.

Okay, now, look, I want you all to go
out there.

Come on.

Have a good time. Have a good time. And
please, don't forget, all of America is

watching you.

Yes, it's time to play Family Forecast.
And here's the man whose smile is a

harvest of sunshine, Fritz Marko.

A harvest of sunshine.

Thank you, Don Castro, and welcome to
Family Forecast, where you can beat the

weatherman at his own game. And now,
welcome back.

Our reigning champions back for an
incredible seventh week in a row heading

toward the $1 million grand prize, Don
Castro.

Bill, Darlene, and Grandma Marie, come
on out.

Are you

ready to defend your championship,
Grandma Marie?

Bring them on, Fritz. We're ready.

Okay.

Who are your challengers this week, Don
Castro?

Rick, AJ, and Cecilia Marlowe.

Come on up.

Let's see how much cash you have saved
for a rainy day. Let's see what you have

in your mouth. Give, boy, give. All
right.

We've got $800 there. We've got $900.
We've got $950. We've got $1 ,000!

And you all know what that means.

Rise! Run!

Rise!

John Castro, tell A .J. what he's won.

No more cold hands with the Dial Right
Frost -Free Refrigerator with Ice Maker.

And it's got a week's supply of
groceries, courtesy of Mrs. Croydon's

You love Mrs. Croydon because Mrs.
Croydon loves you.

Fritz! And Fritz loves Mrs. Croydon. All
right.

Thank you, Don Castro.

Thank you, Lisa. Very lovely weather
girl. Looked pretty good to you, Rick.

does, Fritz.

Rises don't look bad either.

All right.

Now, Marlowe's, you're going to get to
keep that very beautiful refrigerator no

matter what.

But now, you have to decide.

Whether you want to keep this $1 ,000
and take it on home with you, or you

to spend it to get into our high
-pressure area against our champions,

Coopers!

We'd like to go on, Fritz.

All right! All right!

All right! As we begin our first round,
our first forecasters will be the

Marlows!

Who will be your designated weatherman?

Rick. Rick. All right.

Now, Rick, if you make the wrong
forecast and you get, uh -oh, foul

well, then the Coopers get to make a
forecast.

Okay. Well, it'll be Rick. I think the
sun is behind sports, Fred.

Sports. Sports is your category, and
your question is, before the Cleveland

baseball team was known as the Indians,
they had five other names. Give me one.

One of the other names was the Cleveland
Spiders.

Oh, I'm sorry. Well, that's absolutely
correct.

And Lisa is the sun shining behind

sports.

Next category.

Entertainment, Fred. Entertainment.

Who is the famous Hunchback Monarch?

after whom Shakespeare named one of his
most famous plays.

No, I said entertainment, Fritz.

Richard III.

Richard III.

Richard III is absolutely correct.

All right.

Lisa, what's behind entertainment?

If the sun is shining.

Behind entertainment, that means the
Marlows win round two and tie the score.

Lisa!

All right, that means the lightning
round to decide

our winner. And, of course, our
defending champions get to make the

forecast bill. Remember, you only have
ten seconds per answer. Go!

Astronomy. Deimos is the moon of what
planet?

Mars. Yes.

Next category.

Animals. Animals. All right. What
country's farms has the largest number

of pigs?

China.

artist. Bill,

remember you only have ten seconds per
answer. What famous...

Looks

like we can all have a

cup of coffee now and maybe we can get
this thing fixed and resume the game.

Right, Fritz.

Turn it off, kid, I do.

Okay, let's go.

out of me jay a couple of breaks it was
supposed to look remember his last pick

was art and artists three home runs in a
row uh reggie

jackson 1977 sixth game of the world
series against the dodgers you can turn

off now we've been postponed by rain
postponed by rain sounds like a short

wait a minute i can get this

You know, before the show, I saw one of
them all. I was backed by the control

box that blew.

Sabotage a game show? Are you kidding?

Two guys who busted outside my house
last night. I didn't get a good look at

them, but it could have been those two.

We should find out who those guys really
are.

You were right. Private detective's
named Simon.

Is everything set?

Satisfaction guaranteed.

What's he gonna do?

They want a refrigerator, right?

Well, they're gonna get their
refrigerator.

With some extra added bonus inside.

A few minutes, our problems go up in
smoke.

Let's see. You guys have accounted for
the crew. Nobody gets close to the

Coopers except Fritz doing taping.

Well, and Arnold, but he didn't say
anything.

Arnold? Which one was Arnold?

Oh, you remember the guy that comes out
with a pancake makeup during

commercials? Yeah.

Winked at you?

Ooh.

Well, you've missed something. I mean,
it's there, but you can't see it.

Don Castro.

The announcer?

He's always there, but you never see
him. Now, that's suspicious.

Don Castro is 89 years old for crying
out loud. I mean, the guy's been doing

game shows since the invention of radio.
It's finally driven him mad.

Yes, Mr. Marlowe? Yep.

Oh, hey, guys, it's here.

It's my dial -right, frost -free
refrigerator, complete with ice maker. I

think it was coming for another 90 days.

You want us to install it? All the
food's already inside.

No, we'll just eat it here.

We'll install it.

Would you please not slam the door to
the refrigerator, Rick?

These babies are tough, AJ. Made in the
USA, last lifetime. Well, they do not

need the Rick Simon brutality test. I
had to replace the hinges twice on the

one. Why don't you just grab some ice
cream while you're over there?

All righty.

What flavor would you like? What you
got?

Well, let's see. We've got pina colada.
We've got chocolate chocolate chip.

Gee, something's spoiled.

Already? Yeah.

Smells like vinegar. It's a little salad
dressing. It's coming from up here,

though. Freeze your salad dressing. I
do.

Oh, boy. That's it.

Yeah.

You know what else smells like vinegar?

Placidic acid.

Like in a bomb.

A bomb and a pizza. Will you give me a
break? Just put that down.

Gently. Bring that over here and put it
down. Yeah, right over here.

Gently. Gently.

Putting the pizza down.

Gently. Your side first. Check it for
wires. Okay.

Easy now.

Oh.

It's a pizza with everything.

One minute left on the timer.

I've seen one of these before.

You have?

Oh, yeah.

All we have to do is disconnect the red
wire from the outlet without touching

the end shield. That's not a red wire.

That's a red pepper. Red wire's over
here.

One pizza to go.

I'll get the door.

Look, please.

I can't believe it.

If this had gone off inside, you'd all
be dead.

Who'd want to kill you over a television
show?

Somebody with the money to hire a
specialist.

I mean, the lab boys say this was a job
done by professionals.

Nothing left behind for us to ID?

Well, we traced the refrigerator back to
family forecast, but anybody on the

staff could have taken it.

This is horrible.

I got you guys into this to try to save
a few reputations, but it's too late for

that.

Well, I could shut the show down, bring
everybody in for questioning, but people

don't usually crack when you ask them
about attempted murder.

Well, that's about all we've got left
now that we can't do this thing from the

inside. We can't?

No, ma 'am, we cannot.

We're not taking any chances with your
safety.

If we quit now, they'll get away with it
and we'll never find out how they

cheated. I say we go back.

Mom, they found pepperoni 200 feet from
ground zero.

Pete was just a detonator. I mean, if it
had set off the hams. Oh, wow.

Well, the safest place for me this
afternoon is on a stage in front of a

audience on a TV show.

All right.

But if we let you do it, you have to
move into a hotel until the game.

I will.

I can assign Nixon to keep you company.

Nixon?

Can't you find me someone who knows how
to play cards?

Come on, Rick.

Just a few more hours before the taping.

If I do this much longer, you're going
to have to call somebody and peel me off

the ceiling.

Isn't this what they did to Frank
Sinatra and the Manchurian candidate?

Lawrence Harvey.

Lawrence Harvey did this to Frank
Sinatra?

No, no, no.

You know, after a while, you begin to
see pictures within pictures within

pictures. It's the tube swallowing me
up.

I'm trapped behind the glass.

Rick? Better call the paramedics.

Bunt. Oh, God, we've lost him. Rick. No,
no, no, no. Bunt.

Wait a minute. Watch this.

I'll pick geography, Fritz.

All right, Cooper family.

See? Didn't you see that?

Wait a minute. Where's the other one?

Lisa's the third base coach. She's
hanging out signs.

It's like telling a bat at a bunk.

See, the left hand on the hip means
geography.

She can see behind the board from where
she is.

I think the sun's behind history, Fritz.

Left hand to the hair, history.

Astronomy, Fritz.

Right hand to the belt is astronomy.
There's a different sign for each

All out there for everybody to see?
Right, but Bill, Darlene, and Grandma

the only ones who know what they're
looking at.

Bunt.

Bunt, right?

Bunt.

Lisa, I had to see you. I haven't been
able to get you out of my mind all

Mr. Marlow, how did you... You can
speak.

What? You have a voice.

Why don't they ever let you use it on
family forecast?

Mr. Marlowe, what do you want?

I want you, Lisa.

I'm in.

I've been glancing at you.

Didn't you hear me asking Fritz about
you?

Well, no.

No, I didn't.

But I've been glancing at you, too.

You have?

You're a very attractive man, Mr.
Marlowe. A .J.

Oh, I hope you don't think I'm like this
with all the contestants, A .J.

Just the men?

Would you like something to eat?

Oh, I don't want to trouble you.

Oh, it's no trouble at all. With a
Chadwick Deluxe microwave oven.

With preset timer, rotisserie pad, and
digital.

Breathe out.

Oh, thank you.

Well, how about some music? Right behind
you is a Densley compact display.

Dolby noise reduction and laser scan.

Two cocks with studio monitors with high
-performance woofers.

All on a handy movable console.

Oh, gee, I don't think so. I mean, after
all, it's, you know, it's getting kind

of late.

Well, why don't I submit you something
more comfortable while you make us some

daiquiri?

It's so easy to do in my trellis
cordless blender with nine control

including puree and mulch.

It's really been very nice seeing you
again, Lisa.

But... But you haven't seen anything
yet.

Oh.

Well, that's great. Before the
explosion, they were suspicious.

Now, they know for sure. What sure? They
have no way to tie this to this bomb.

If they did, the police would already be
here.

Look, I don't care how you do it, but
those two detectives are not going to

that game today.

I don't want them even near the studio.

Okay.

All right.

So much for the heat.

It's going to be a breeze.

Five minutes.

Has anybody seen the Marlow family
today? They're not here in ten minutes.

start from scratch with a new family,
Bart. I've never done that before.

All units move in. All units move in.

It's going to be close.

Hit it.

Like

I

said, we've never done this before. And
I told you to find it at a fair. No.

We're here. We made it.

Breathe. Yeah. Yeah.

Ready? Yeah.

We're just going to be replaying the
lightning round. Uh -huh. And then we're

going to edit it with what we shot
yesterday.

Uh -huh. Now, whoever wins that will go
on to play the next show, which we will

be taping immediately after. Uh -huh. Is
that clear? No. No!

Hey.

They're here.

They're detectives.

I don't believe it.

What do you want me to do, like cancel
the show?

No. The best thing to do is play it
through. Just get rid of them.

Tell the Coopers to put him away in a
hurry. No jokes, no mistakes. I'll take

care of him.

And starting next week, we start looking
for a new host, too.

I've been trying to reach you all
morning. Why didn't you answer your

Oh, I'm supposed to be at your beck and
call, Ron.

I sit home and wait while you spend the
holidays with your wife and kids. Lisa,

please. I can't handle it today. We've
got... Real problems. Rick and A .J.

Marlowe are private detectives. Their
real names are Simon.

What?

They're what? They're working for
Markham. There's no reason to panic.

can't prove anything.

If we can just get through the day,
it'll be okay.

Now, don't waste any time.

As soon as you see the board, give the
Coopers the signals. I want to get

through this as soon as possible.

I didn't give you today's question.

Uh -huh.

You changed them without telling him?

Well, sure, there's a backup set of
questions. I can get them from the

guard. Redding's behind them? Yeah, him
and Lisa. He who? Well, sure.

Well, just about.

And if we're right, we're going to prove
it alive and in color.

All right, then. Our score is tied.

The Coopers and the Marlows have each
won a round.

so the winner must be decided by a
lightning round. Our defending champions

to make the first forecast.

Bill, please remember, only ten seconds
per answer. Go.

Geography. I'll take geography, Fritz.

Geography. What is the southernmost
state in the United States?

What? What is the southernmost state in
the United States?

Uh... Well, it sure isn't Bataan or
Corregidor.

Florida. Florida.

I'm sorry, Marie. That's not right.

Marlowe's. Do you know the answer?

Oh, every surfer knows it's Hawaii,
Fritz. Absolutely correct. Lisa.

Next category.

History. History.

History. Who is the only... United
States president ever to be married in

White House? These aren't the right
questions.

Grover Cleveland, wasn't it? Yes, that's
right.

I'm sorry, Darlene. It's not your turn.

Marlowe's astronomy.

Now, hold on here.

What the hell's going on, Fred? Yeah,
what the hell's going on around here,

Fred? You shut the cap off!

I wanted to be alone with you since the
first time I saw you.

All right.

Cut. We're cut here. We've got to try
this over again.

Set dressing.

Cut.

Well,

I got the official word this morning.
Raleigh, North Carolina made it

Family forecast is canceled.

Sorry. Does that mean you're out of
work? Uh -uh. It means I'm weighing my

offers. It's a little different from
last time. I hope so.

You're the one who brought the house
down on these guys.

With a little help from my friends.

But from now on, it is onward and
definitely upward.

I have to choose between doing another
game show, it's called Beat the Sailor,

or hosting an afternoon talk show full
of friends. I think that's a good

Yeah, but first a little night on the
town, huh? And gentlemen, have I got a

number. Cecilia, come on!

Andy, tell Fritz here what he's won.

A free night on the town with your very
own private investigators watching your

every move.