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finished the drawer.

What do you want me to do, kiss you?

Well...

The boss?

Just a second.

It's for you.

Dope.

The old furniture shoppie, Moe Howard speaking.

Oh, Miss Scudder, how's every little thing?

Well, not so good, Mr. Howard. You promised to deliver my furniture two

ago. I have three new boarders moving in today, and I've simply got to have that

furniture. Now, don't worry your pretty little head. We'll have all your stuff

there before sundown.

That's a promise.

I hope you're not mad at me, Miss Scudder.

Because I think you're just about the cutest bunch of curls I've ever seen.

Yeah, you know something? Miss Scudder, you're just my type. Hey, Mo. Shut up.

Not you, Miss Scudder.

How's about you and I having dinner tonight?

I know a place where they turn out a nifty cheeseburger.

Put on your best bib and tucker.

Yeah,

we'll do the town.

Don't forget, kid.

We've got a date.

No, you ain't. Look.

Why don't you say something?

Hey, weasel brain.

Change jobs with this button head.

Come on.

Goodbye, Miss... Boy, glue those boards together.

What do you know? I've been promoted.

Yes, sir. Take over. I want that board smooth enough to dance on. Right.

you like that. I drew a blank.

That's no blank. Here, go stuff a mattress. I don't want no more trouble

you. Go ahead.

Camel's hairbrush.

Must be the hump.

Glue. And you did it. Now you get it open. I can't. Okay, hold this.

Okay, open your eye.

I still can't open it. Do something about it.

Hey, this is pretty serious.

Hey, Larry, bring the chisel.

The what? The chisel. What do you want with it? Ah, drop it.

Get some proper tools here.

Get this eye open or I'll annihilate you.

Take it easy now. We know what we're doing.

Don't make any noise. You'll make me nervous.

I'll make it, Ivers!

Come on, get this eye open before I martyr you. All right, there's a way.

Steady.

How's that?

Pretty good.

Mike!

Get that brush off. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Steady. Steady now. Just take it easy.

Put your hand up a little bit. It's stuck. Hold your hand up there. Let me

it.

stuck again.

Stained dark walnut.

Oh, don't give that a thought. We'll do the job right here.

Hey, bean brain, open up that walnut stain.

Well, I hope you do a good job.

We sure will. You won't recognize the stuff.

Oh, Miss Scudder, I'm sure glad about you getting them borders.

Oh, I can use that money all right with my tax bill coming due.

I almost had to sell the family heirlooms.

Oh, Mr. Pitt. Pipe down.

What's going on in there?

It's just the men with the furniture. They won't disturb you.

They better not.

Me and my friends like complete quiet, and we don't like strangers.

That's for me. I'm expecting a call.

Hello?

Yeah, speaking.

Beat it.

Okay, Steve, what's the dope? The jewelry store deal went off okay, Jerry.

Boy, you should have seen that old guy shake with the gat in his ribs.

Never mind reminiscing.

Grab a cab. I'll wait for you here.

Loafing on the job, eh? What do you mean, loafing? I gotta finish painting

cuckoo, and he won't be out again until 4 o 'clock.

I'll take care of that.

Hmm.

I'll move it to 12 o 'clock and paint him from head to toe. Never mind. We got

real job on our hands with that table. Come on.

He gave me the drippings.

All hands to the table.

Aye, aye. All hands to the table. All right. Get around here. Right here.

All right. Get that off of there. Double twist right here. All right. I'll go

with the grain.

All right.

Uh -oh, quite unintentional, old boy.

Yeah, well, watch it.

That goes for you, too.

What's the matter with you?

Does my head look like hardwood?

Well... I didn't say it did. Well, you thought it. Well, I'm sorry, Moe. Will

you shake hands?

Okay.

Again?

Well, that's a matter with you.

Clean up that face.

All right, clean yours up.

You boys have been working so hard, I thought I'd fix you a bite to eat. Oh,

that's wonderful, Miss Scudder.

Oh, boy, eat. Let's not walk. We ain't got time. We gotta eat while we work.

Come on.

Now, this time for a change, get some stain on the table.

Hey, imbecile.

Don't you know what you're doing to my coffee? Oh, I'm sorry. Here, take mine.

don't use it.

What did you do? Clean me up.

Don't worry.

Don't worry, you little pretty head. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Get out of here.

Come on, finish up that table while I clean off this mess.

You imbeciles, you.

Uh -oh.

I wonder how the third race came out of Jamaica.

Bandits held up employees of the Hendricks Jewelry Store this afternoon

escaped with loot estimated at $50 ,000.

A $5 ,000 reward is offered for information leading to the capture of

men. $5 ,000?

That's right.

One man is 6 '2", heavily built, and has a scar on his left cheek.

The other is of medium height and weight, age about 30, and wore a brown

and hat.

One moment, please.

6 '2", heavily built, and a scar on his left cheek.

Oh, if I can only get my hands on him.

Hi.

Get away from there.

Bump them off, Steve. I think they're a couple of flat feet. No, go get Jerry.

I'll take care of them.

Find it fixed. Let them have it. Now behave yourself. You won't get in any

trouble. Hey, you better not... Shut up and sit down.

You've enjoyed our brief stay here, Miss Scudder. And thanks for the tip about

the family heirloom.

What's the big idea always shutting down here take this scraper take them up

sorry, Mo.

I didn't mean it. Speak to me, kid. Speak to me.

Horn in, will you?

I'll teach you. Take it easy.

I wouldn't say that. Just excellent.

I was great, wasn't I? You?

We really didn't need the cops. All I had to do was pull this hair rope.

Oh, I'm sorry, Moe. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, yes.

Wait a minute.

Get out of here or I'll crown the boat. Wait a minute.