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Hey, give me a hand, fellas, will you? Come over here and hold still.

Really caught.

Looten it up.

I can't get it off.

How'd you get in that thing?

I was always popping rivets, so I had my tailor spot weld me. Spot weld, you

fine thing.

Hold that.

I'll have to bust you out of that hard way. Bend over there.

Now, hold still.

Always coming around. Out of my way, will you?

Bend over there.

Stand where you are. Oh, I can't. Are you kidding?

Which one of you is Cedric the blacksmith?

Not me.

We're three troubadours on the way to the court of King Arthur.

Troubadours? Yes, singing and dancing like this. One, two, three.

So we...

If you're troubadours, why the armor?

Well, listen, Sarge.

Did you ever see a troubadour get hit in the kisser with a nice ripe tomato?

Look, you see a tomato coming, wham, you close the door. When the critics are

all through, then you open it up again.

The way we sing, sometimes they throw rocks. I can believe that.

If you see Cedric the Smith, report the news to the Black Prince and you'll be

well rewarded.

He has sworn to have Cedric's head.

What does he want Cedric's head for? Ain't he got one of his own? You dope,

heads are better than one.

You idiots.

They're going to get my haircut down to here.

I'd hate to be in his shoes. I'd hate to be in his collar. I'd hate to be him.

Yeah, but what does he want Cedric's head for?

I'll tell you why.

Because I dare love the fairy lane.

Are you Cedric? Yes, and it's my head that the Black Prince wants.

No kidding. Are you really that way about Elaine, huh? Oh, I'm mad about

But the king has promised her to the black prince.

Take it easy, Cedric, old boy. Brace up. We'll help you, won't we, boys?

We can get into the palace, see?

We're troubadours, see?

So you stick with us. See?

See? One for all.

And every man for himself.

And I've got to write a letter, fellas. Look at my hand.

I'll be able to write underwater.

So come out on your front porch.

Balcony and nuthead, ain't you got no romance?

I could have said veranda, but I said porch, and I hate nicks.

Take the princess to my room. Father!

Go.

She'll be more easily guarded there.

But, Your Majesty, where will you sleep?

Here, of course.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Fine, how do you do? How do you do?

Quiet.

The signal. The coast is clear.

We can't get in the palace. They must have guards all over the place. Well,

let's go home.

Quiet. I got an idea.

One of us can climb that trellis. Yeah, one of us. Yeah, that's a swell idea.

One of... Wait a minute, fellas. Not me. No, I get dizzy. I get dizzy, kid.

Come on, get up there. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. How do I know the baby

won't scream her head off when she sees me? I wouldn't blame her. We'll write

her a note.

Good idea. Throw some gravel up the wicker.

Out of the way.

Come

on,

now, get up there. Go ahead.

Now, why don't you walk out?

Look.

Raise your foot up to the next... Oh, murder.

Hey, hey.

Give him a shove. What are you letting him...

Hey,

kiddo, are you awake?

Good. Listen, babe. Me and my pals are on your side. So don't you worry

pretty little head about, Cedric. The king ain't gonna push us around.

No, sir.

Say, how come a nice kid like you has such an old sourpuss for a pappy? He

is a mean old galoot.

He's got a puss like a snapping turtle.

Yeah, like a snapping turtle with a bellyache.

Uh -oh.

The karate waits your order, sire.

Good. Send them in.

medicine, but it's a sure cure for all diseases.

Maybe so, but I'll take penicillin.

See you tomorrow.

Right now, Eddie.

Cedric, old boy, don't let it get you down.

No, just one and it's all over. Thanks.

You're brave men.

Oh, we'll be an honor to go to the block with you. Oh, what?

You mean they're going to give us the works, too?

Didn't you know? No.

We all died together.

Oh, no. I got to get myself a cheap lawyer. And I just bought two new hats.

can't die.

I haven't seen the Jolson story.

I'll get out of here.

Hey,

what are you doing? I'm thinking maybe there's a cellar down there.

We're in the cellar.

Your dinner. Eat hearty. It's your last chance.

The princess herself ordered it sent to you.

Hey, look what Elaine sent us. Ah, she thinks of me.

Now I can face the headsman's axe with a smile.

Not me.

Where's your chivalry? Well, I traded it in for gut that... Oh, the princess

should have used more ease than a setup.

You hear that? Do I hear it? It's loaded.

Some recipe.

Quiet. Get to work.

Oh, boy.

That babe sure can cook.

Shut up.

You'll get busy, too. Go on.

Here, here.

Hold.

Hey, fellas.

I'll murder you. Hold that shithole.

What's the matter with you? I think you loosened my teeth.

Hold still.

Thanks. You did it. Here, come on.

What are you squawking about? Look what he did to my feather.

Wait, I got a nail here. You won't lose that.

My dear.

Still crying over that... that horseshoer?

I love him even if he is a smith.

You'll forget all about love when I marry you.

Never.

If you become my bride, I'll persuade the king to spare your blacksmith's

Think well your answer.

I'll be waiting.

No use.

We've been at this thing an hour and accomplished nothing.

Oh, yeah. Let's take a breather and start again, maybe.

Hey, there's a draft in here. No wonder the door is open. Sure.

Bring it on.

What?

I got it.

We'll have you out in the middle.

Help! Help! The guards! Shut up!

Pay yourselves, men. The guards are coming.

See what that guy wants.

in a stancho satchel. Once Elaine and I are wed, the king must die.

Yes, your highness.

You have instructed your assassins? I have. Good.

Pay them handsomely.

In a few hours, if they strike well, I shall be king and you will be the

man in all England.

Come on in here.

Looks like dirty work.

Poor Larry.

He got two of them before they got him. Maybe they give him the big haircut

already, you know.

If we could only bring him back, I'd never hit him again.

No kidding?

Shut up and listen. You know that Black Prince character, the guy that tried to

kill our pal Cedric? Yes.

Well, he's going to kill the king.

No. Yes, but we'll spoil his little racket. How? I don't know.

But we... I got a plan. Quick.

Get into these steel step -ins.

We're going to make that Black Prince feel mighty blue.

I have done as you ordered, your highness.

When the guards hear the fanfare of the trumpets, Cedric's head will fall.

Good.

How do you like that?

I don't.

Cedric won't either.

Chicken.

The king commands your presence.

We ain't got any presence. The stores are all closed.

Your majesty.

Your name, sirs?

Three restless nights.

Our days ain't too hot either.

This is my daughter, the Fairy Lane.

Pleasure. Indeed.

Say, she's a good -looking kid.

Must take after her mother.

On her father's side.

Thank you.

Excuse me?

Your Majesty.

It's us.

Listen, Your Highness. That Black Prince character is fixing to kill your father

and make himself king.

Yeah, I heard him plucked its head and gets it in the neck when the trumpets

blow. What's the matter?

The trumpets will blow when the king announces the wedding.

The black prince pulled the fast one, the rat. There's only one thing to do.

that those trumpets don't blow.

Knights and ladies, I have glad news for you.

Elaine is to be wed.

Quick.

Let the trumpets sound.

Blow those trumpets.

Blow!

Nice one.

Now, all we have to do is get Cedric out. Can you keep them occupied while I

slip away?

Why, sure. We're troubadours, ain't we?

Make all the noise you can. It's a cinch.

What'll we do?

Dance, you dunce. What'll we use for music? Turn on the radio.

Are you kidding? This is ancient times. This is an ancient radio.

Are you short of money? Are you still wearing last year's rusty old armor?

see the scowling Scotsman today.

Your Majesty, wouldst like to see a right smart dance?

Wouldst?

What's the matter with you?

Hold that.

Hey, wait a minute. You can't do that to him. You can't. Drive!

Seize him!

Run them through, Your Majesty.

Wait. Father, father.

These men are your loyal subjects.

They are your enemies. I can prove it.

Take them to the dungeon.

Cedric. Oh, my darling.

My daughter marry a smith? Take it easy, King.

Millions of women marry smiths every year.

We'll have a wedding after all.

Sound the trumpets.

Fruit salad, what do you know?