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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,380 --> 00:00:45,660 Tell me, how is he, Claude? I gave him one of these sleeping pills about ten 2 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:48,940 minutes ago. That's the best thing in the world for him, rest and sleep. But 3 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:50,460 don't you think we ought to call a doctor? 4 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:51,700 Why throw money away? 5 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,400 I can take care of Shemp better than any doctor. Sure we can. Just follow the 6 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,940 directions till I get back. I'm going to get my doctor book. We'll have Shemp as 7 00:00:58,940 --> 00:00:59,719 good as new. 8 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:00,720 Sure. 9 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:04,660 Take one pill, wait 15 minutes, then take a second pill. Hey, it's time for 10 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:06,520 second pill, 15 minutes. Right, let's go. 11 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,180 Now, don't worry about everything. 12 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:09,760 Everything will be all right. 13 00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:11,540 Now, don't worry. 14 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,360 Oh, he's sleeping like a baby. It's a shame to disturb him. Yeah, but he's got 15 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,900 to take his second pill so he can sleep. 16 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,480 Maybe you've got something there. 17 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Okay, kid, we... Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Get up, you've 18 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 got to take a pill. 19 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,059 What, again? 20 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,060 Yeah, again. 21 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,100 Here. 22 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Come on. 23 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,400 Down the hatch. 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:45,320 Well, let me get back and... Oh, not so fast. You've got to follow instructions. 25 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:47,780 Now that you've taken the pill, you've got to skip an hour. 26 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:49,220 Get him the rope. 27 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,040 Here, take that. 28 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:52,660 Now skip. 29 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,160 Hey, hey, hey. 30 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Come on. 31 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,340 Here, one in each hand. 32 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200 Start skipping. 33 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:06,169 That's that. 34 00:02:06,170 --> 00:02:08,490 No, no. We'll let you know when the hour's up. Continue. 35 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:21,790 Well, that's that. 36 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,010 Shit! 37 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:26,010 Cut it out, fella. You're waking me up. 38 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:34,589 Where are the boys? 39 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:36,530 Why, they've been in with Shemp for over an hour. They have? 40 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:44,010 Hey! 41 00:02:44,370 --> 00:02:47,750 What's the big idea? 42 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:51,670 He's following the instructions on the bottle. Yeah, it says take two pills and 43 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:55,970 skip an hour. You dopes. That means to wait an hour before you give him his 44 00:02:55,970 --> 00:03:00,650 pill. Now he tells us. I've got my doctor book right here. I'll have his 45 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:01,970 diagnosed and nothing flat. 46 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:03,680 You sit right down there. 47 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,880 Uh -huh. 48 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,760 What is it, Doc? 49 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,960 Nothing. 50 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,200 He's got a rash. 51 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,820 It tells you right here. 52 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:31,590 A rash may be caused by excessive use of the gray matter of the brain. 53 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:34,130 Oh, it must be something else. Sure, it can't be that. 54 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:37,790 It also says a rash may be caused by a bad tooth. 55 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,750 You got something there. Let's have a look. 56 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:46,710 Well, 57 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:50,450 none of them came out yet. 58 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,330 Here, open wide. 59 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,890 Get me a piece of strong string. 60 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:13,790 What are you going to do, Doc? I'm going to pull that bad, too. 61 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:16,029 Is it going to height? No, I don't think so. 62 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,290 Here's the string. 63 00:04:17,649 --> 00:04:18,970 Tie a nice sailor's knot. 64 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:23,629 Cut it around? 65 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,670 Yeah. Fine. 66 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,490 Follow me. 67 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:34,070 Sit down. 68 00:04:35,850 --> 00:04:36,850 All set? 69 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,700 We'll have that thing out before you can say Ticonderoga. 70 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,680 If you can say Ticonderoga. All right, back up just a little bit. 71 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,480 Okay, sonny boy? 72 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,720 All right. 73 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:05,720 Ellie! Oh! 74 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:08,860 Oh! Oh! 75 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,380 Oh! Oh, what a tooth. 76 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,060 No wonder it was killing me. 77 00:05:13,340 --> 00:05:15,320 You nitwit. That's the doorknob. 78 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,600 Oh, yeah? 79 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:17,840 Come on. 80 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,200 Why, 81 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,259 you imbecile. 82 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:22,940 All we're trying to do is give you a hand here so you can get out of here. 83 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,620 He shot me. Get a doctor. Do something. 84 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:32,360 Oh, quiet, Picklepuss. All he did was pull your tooth. Is that all? 85 00:05:34,180 --> 00:05:36,300 Thanks. I feel like a million bucks. 86 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,760 Easy. You'll soon be a well man, especially if you go away for a couple 87 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:42,760 weeks. Yeah. 88 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:45,000 We can go... Wait a minute. We haven't got a car. 89 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:46,880 Oh, you lucky people. 90 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:51,380 I've got a car. It isn't exactly brand new, but it's in perfect condition. 91 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:54,660 How much? I'll let you steal it from me for 900 bucks. 92 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:55,960 We'll take it. Fine. 93 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,220 I'll have it here in the morning. And to show you I'm the right guy, I'll let 94 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:00,220 you have my camping outfit. 95 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,440 I'll bring it over tonight. 96 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,380 That's what you call a real pal. 97 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,800 Yeah, we can camp near a lake and catch all the fish we can eat. You know fish 98 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,880 is great brain food. 99 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,800 You know you should fish for a whale. 100 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,200 Out of here. 101 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,940 Hey, Larry, Shemp passed out. Get some water. No champagne. 102 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:17,660 Oh, my God. 103 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,880 Look, must have left a root in there. 104 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,320 Hey, Mo. 105 00:06:30,340 --> 00:06:33,520 What? Don't you think we ought to practice putting this tent up before we 106 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:36,800 I think you got something there, Porcupine. Let's ask Claude how to do 107 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,540 Nonsense. I know all about tents. Let's go. 108 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:40,980 Okay. 109 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,140 Right out, flat boy. Okay. 110 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:47,280 Go right side. That goes over. I used to be a boy scout. 111 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,960 Yeah. Okay. 112 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,520 Now, now, now. 113 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Oh, wise guy. 114 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,420 Remind me to murder you later. 115 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,120 I'll make a note of it. 116 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,600 Get it up, boy. 117 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:11,180 All right. Get me out of pole, champ. All right, get me out of pole, boy. Come 118 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,180 here. 119 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,580 Right under my arm here. 120 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:15,560 Right under the arm. I'll get it. Right up here. 121 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,040 Watch your arm. 122 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,699 How was that? 123 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,499 Pretty good. 124 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,500 All right. 125 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,640 Narcissus! 126 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:22,780 Stop! 127 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:24,460 Hold this pole. 128 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:27,930 All right, tie it off, dummy. All right, I'll tie it off. 129 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:37,070 Next 130 00:07:37,070 --> 00:07:48,790 time 131 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:51,110 you come in, knock first, and then don't come in. 132 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:55,920 All right, you. 133 00:07:57,020 --> 00:08:01,520 And furthermore, I'll tell you... Honey, what are you doing under there? 134 00:08:02,340 --> 00:08:04,240 Say, he's my brother. 135 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,700 Yeah, well, he's my husband. 136 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,500 Wait a minute. He's my husband. 137 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,900 Girls, girls! 138 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:15,720 What are you playing around about? Come on, get this tent up. Come on. Hold her 139 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,720 up. Come on, sisters. 140 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:36,159 Boy, a super deluxe special. 141 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,860 Yeah, and all trimmed with chromium. 142 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,480 Well, boys, there she is. 143 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,980 Yeah, but what is it? A Columbus. 144 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:47,200 Never mind who you bought it from. What make is that? I told you, a Columbus. I 145 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,320 thought he came over in a boat. 146 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:52,340 You couldn't find another car like that if you searched for weeks. 147 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,600 That I can believe. 148 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,280 Okay, okay, wise guys. 149 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,900 Wait till you step on the gas and feel the smooth flow of power under that 150 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,780 You better be right, chum. Don't you worry about a thing. Well, I gotta get 151 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,420 breakfast. See you before you take off. 152 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,020 All right, fellas, let's get loaded. 153 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,440 Wait a minute, you know I don't drink. 154 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:11,300 Go on, Muscle Bones, go on. 155 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:13,120 Hurry up, we gotta get started. 156 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:18,800 Hey, 157 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:25,980 fellas. 158 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,520 Yeah? Come here. 159 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,300 He must have found the road map. 160 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,820 Yeah, what is it? 161 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,340 What are you trying to do, ruin the baggage? 162 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:41,220 What are you hissing me for? I'm not hissing you, but it's not a bad idea. 163 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,560 Boy. 164 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:45,740 How do you like that? A flat tire. 165 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,300 Get the jack and take the wheel off. I'll get the spare. 166 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,820 Here. 167 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,480 Stubborn, eh? 168 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,200 Oh, I'm sorry. 169 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,480 Hey, 170 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,320 quit monkeying around, you guys. 171 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:17,460 What do we do now? 172 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,520 I wonder how they got the tire on. 173 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:21,580 Easy. 174 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,159 That's right. 175 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:27,380 No. You think if I got the... Oh, come on, come on. 176 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,920 What seems to be the trouble? We can't get the tire past the jacks. 177 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,600 Why, you nitwits. Get out of there. 178 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:39,060 You want to get hurt? 179 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,540 Let a man do it that knows how. 180 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:41,800 You've got to use your brains. 181 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,220 All you do is give it one quick jerk. 182 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,040 Oh, my foot. My foot, it's cut off. Help. 183 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,500 All right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 184 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,720 That's it. Help me. 185 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,260 Get it out. Push him toward me. All right. 186 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,580 Is it out yet? Is it out yet? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here. 187 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,940 Chop it out. Yeah. 188 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440 We'll get you out. 189 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,860 Get me out of my foot. Hold steady, will you? I'll get you. 190 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:15,460 My toe. Look in the shoe for some toes. 191 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,200 How was it? Pretty heavy? 192 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:42,740 Why are you going with that tire? 193 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:43,879 Why, it's ours. 194 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,540 Not unless you got $15 .97. 195 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,720 Now, you don't understand. We were changing tires and it got away from us. 196 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,880 it ain't going to get away from me. Let go of it. Let go of that. Loosen that 197 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,180 rubber or I'll take this hammer and wrap you over the noggin. 198 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:55,259 Oh, yeah? 199 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,480 I'd like to see you try it. 200 00:11:57,200 --> 00:12:01,620 Oh! Hey, pal, don't text us. You can't get away with that. Tell him, text. 201 00:12:01,660 --> 00:12:03,080 partner, I'm... Oh! 202 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,620 I'd like to see you do that again. 203 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,020 Oh! By golly, he did it. 204 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,540 Now, look, pal. 205 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,560 Can't we reason this thing out like gentlemen? 206 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,140 After all, we're sensible... Atta boy, kid. 207 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:17,120 I got it. 208 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:19,720 Atta boy. 209 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:31,940 All right, you girls park yourself right here while we finish tying off the 210 00:12:31,940 --> 00:12:33,640 load. Larry, get on the other side. 211 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,759 Hurry up. 212 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,480 Champ, give me a hand. Which one? 213 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,480 Come on, get over here. 214 00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:45,910 A little more. 215 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:48,270 Give me a hand. A little more. 216 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:49,710 Move! 217 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:53,430 Shut up! I hope we find the worms. I'm going fishing when we get there. Never 218 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:54,430 mind the worms. 219 00:12:56,090 --> 00:13:00,070 Stubble! Shut up! Always fooling around. You can't ride that way. You'll 220 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,070 unbalance the load. 221 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:01,909 Get me down! 222 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:02,910 Let him down. 223 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,970 Easy now, kid. Easy. 224 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:07,350 I got him. Okay. 225 00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:10,730 Cool. Let him down. I'm letting him down. 226 00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:15,620 What are you trying to do here? Come on, get up on top of the log. 227 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,660 Everybody all aboard. 228 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:21,100 Come on. You start to climb, kid. 229 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,100 Okay, come on before the sun goes down. 230 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,400 Go ahead, kid. 231 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,520 Oh, what fun, boys. 232 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400 I think we can do business. 233 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,060 Oh, a junk man, eh? Oh, no, no, no. My card. 234 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,300 Talent Scout, Acme Pictures, Hollywood. 235 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,139 Talent Scout? 236 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,140 You want us for the movies? 237 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,260 Come, girl, your answer. Either consent to marry me or become my wife. Never. 238 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,460 Then you shall die. 239 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,360 No, no, not you. 240 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:19,940 The car. 241 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,320 We'd search the country for a car like this. 242 00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,920 Would you consider, say, $2 ,000? 243 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,680 Would we? Just a minute. 244 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,300 I'll take it. 245 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,300 I've decided not to sell to these fellas. 246 00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:34,810 There's your money back. You can't do that. Oh, shut up. I didn't sign 247 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,770 Come on, Professor. You'll be late for lunch. 248 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,190 No. I want to buy this car. 249 00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,690 Right after lunch, Professor. You can buy ten of them. 250 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:47,370 Goody. I love cars. All kinds of cars. 251 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,070 Oh, I love them. Love them. 252 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,750 Love them. Love them. 253 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,410 Love them. Love them. 254 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,890 Well, you bought yourself a nice car, partner. 255 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:11,080 There's yours, and here's mine. 256 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,419 Love it. 257 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,420 Love it. 258 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,540 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 259 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,400 Where you going? I'm hungry, too. 260 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,540 Come on, get out of here. Wait a minute. What's wrong with me? What's the matter 261 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:20,239 with you? 262 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,240 He can eat. 17750