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That is the toughest spot I ever tackled.

Give me a hand, will you?

I can't now. I gotta finish my pants.

Hey, fellas.

Listen to this letter.

Gentlemen. That ain't for us. We're not gentlemen.

Speak for yourself.

Gentlemen,

this is to inform you that unless overdue payments for tailoring equipment

made within 24 hours, we will repossess said equipment.

Balance now due $321 .86.

Skin and Flint Finance Corporation.

I, Fleasome, President.

That put us out of business. What do we do?

You guys worry about that.

I'm too young to worry and get wrinkles on my pretty little face.

What we need is a little music to cheer us up.

Slashes. Police are frantically scouring the town in search of Terry's slippery

-fingered Hargan.

Hargan has robbed his 18th consecutive safe in nine days.

A large reward is offered for his capture.

Does your car have indigestion?

Does it burp in the morning?

Try no burp -a -lean, the only gasoline -containing bicarbonate of soda.

Hey, Moe, why don't we capture Hargan and collect the reward? Then we can pay

our bills.

Oh, it's as simple as all that.

Hargan is going to walk right in here and let you capture him.

You're nuts.

We're going to be paupers.

Paupers? Are you kidding? We're not even married.

Why don't you be quiet?

Oh, think.

Well,

anyway, I got the spot out.

Oh, boy.

Am I a sap?

I can't think when I'm hungry.

Oh, a funny man.

That's a matter with you.

What did I do?

Who wants lunch?

I do.

Make me some, too, will you? Okay, coming up.

Boy.

Got a rush order to get out? Get Mr. Grant's pants and hand press them. All

right, all right, but where are they? I pinned them up in the shade.

What'd you do with them? I didn't touch them.

Uh -oh.

I'm sorry, Moe. Oh, think nothing of it. Oh, gee, thanks.

You're welcome.

What's

the

idea? I'm sorry you stepped into me.

Hey, have you seen... Yes, sir. Don't worry about it. You've really come to

right place. You bet. This is the store where your dollars have more sense.

Say, we've got the very sport coat you're looking for.

I don't want a coat. But listen, mister, we're going to give you a bargain.

Where did you ever get this mess?

I bought it here. Oh, what a beautiful masterpiece.

Here. Isn't it a beauty?

Genuine import. Smell the ocean. And it's 200 % wool.

Two hundred percent.

Yeah, these sheep led a double life. Yes, sir. Now, jitter on right in there.

don't want a coat. I don't want a coat. I don't want a coat.

Oh, he don't want a coat.

What he wants is a pair of our slick slacks.

Why don't you tell me the man wants slacks? Get him slacks. Go ahead.

I don't want any slacks. All right, look. Now, look, bud. In this store, the

customer's always right.

Oh, yes. Try him right on.

Gee,

officer, we... Quiet!

You birds realize you just let Terry Hargan, the bank robber, slip right

my hands?

I ought to run you in. Please, officer. I got six wives and two kids. Honest,

officer. There was nobody came in here.

Well, he's in the neighborhood.

Keep a sharp look out. I'll be back.

Right. Oh,

Marty.

Hello, Sugar Plot. How are you? Just dandy.

Listen carefully.

My clothes are in the Pip Boys tailor shop around the corner.

Now, in the watch pocket of the trousers, there's a piece of paper with

combination to a safe.

I want to do that job tonight, and I need that paper.

Okay, sugar.

Just leave it to me.

Look what I found in the pocket of these pants.

L -R -L -R -L -R -L.

One, one, two, hey.

L -1 -R -1.

Left one, right one.

This is the combination to a safe.

T -H. I wonder what that means.

Teddy Roosevelt?

You're wrong, quiz kid.

T -H, T -H. I got it, I got it. What?

Thomas Harrison.

Why don't you dumbbells stop?

Terry Hargan.

Terry Hargan. He was here. The bank robber was here. You're crazy. Those

came off one of the dummies. No cracks.

Hiya, fellas.

Is my coat altered? Just finished. Oh, fine.

Try it on. Good.

Wait a minute. Here, brush them off.

Please, 31 inches. How's that? 31.

Who made that hat? My mother.

I thought so.

There you are. You're all set. Right. Well, see you on payday.

Right.

What kind of brushing is going around here?

She had a loose base.

Yes, ma 'am? Do you dye?

Oh, that's an astral expression.

What can we do for you?

I'd like to have this dress dyed.

What color?

Henna color.

You mean henna color at all?

No. H -E -N -N -A.

Henna. It's kind of a brown reddish. I never rate a brown reddish.

I'm also interested in a sport coat and a pair of slacks.

For my brother.

There's exactly what I want.

Oh, yes, you have it.

Tego gabardine.

How much will that be?

$42 .89.

You better add that up.

What's the total?

$411, but there's a sale today.

You get 10 % off. That makes it $42 .50.

I'll take them.

Oh, just a moment. I'll be right back.

And a color. You mean brown, right? Oh, yellow. Turnip blue. Cucumbers. There we

are.

You said 40 to 50?

Yeah.

100.

200, 300, 400, 50.

There you are. Keep the change.

Thanks.

Aren't we the saps? We had a fortune in our hand. Let it slide through.

I'm going to search all the clothes. Me too.

400, 100.

Hey,

look, I found another 50.

Yeah, so you did.

Leave him alone.

Hiya, fellas.

My wife was just crazy about the way you fixed this coat.

She wants you to make me a pair of pants to match.

Hi. You got him.

There you are, sugarplum. I knew you'd come through, baby.

This is it.

Receive payment in full. Pip boys, cleaners.

Why, they're dirty.

They even took my bankroll, the dirty crooks. Come on, boys, we're going

calling.

Green suit, dry clean.

Dry clean, right.

Gold buying, repair the pockets.

Gold buying, repair pockets.

Yes,

what can I do for you, sir?

We'd like to have our suits cleaned and pressed while we wait.

Why, certainly. Yes, sir. That's what we'll do.

Uh -oh.

All right, bub.

Where that piece of paper was in my pants pocket? You mean the one with the

numbers on it? That's it, that's it. And the letters L -R -L -R -L -R -L? Yes,

yes. Where is it?

I never saw it.

Oh, a wise guy.

Okay, fellas, make them talk.

Get him. I'll take it easy.

Where that guy was here? He went that -a -way.

Oh, I'll get him.

I'll... Why?

Cut it out, will you?

Why don't you say so?

I did no wrong.

while I phone for the wagon. Wait a minute.

When do we get our reward?

The reward?

Oh, I get the reward.

But here's some tickets to the policeman's ball.

Tickets to the policeman's ball?

200, 300, 400, 500, 50.

Oh, how did that get in here?