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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:48,540 That's the worst act I've ever seen in my life. Now get out and stay out. And 2 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:49,580 take your props with you. 3 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:54,300 Well, this is the 26th theater we got thrown out of this month. 4 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:58,840 What is there left for us? Four more theaters. Except February, which has 28. 5 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,680 Quiet. Are you guys still here? 6 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,920 Listen, Mr. Smellington, give us another chance. 7 00:01:06,180 --> 00:01:08,420 No. You've chased enough customers away. 8 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,340 You guys are a menace to society. 9 00:01:10,890 --> 00:01:14,230 Why don't you climb the tallest building in town and jump off? That's a fine way 10 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:15,208 to talk to a professional. 11 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:16,210 Well, 12 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:21,130 I guess there's nothing left for us to do but bump ourselves off. 13 00:01:21,490 --> 00:01:22,770 Why didn't we think of that before? 14 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,730 Let's do it right now. Come on. 15 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:26,430 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 16 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,610 I've got something to do before I die. 17 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:29,870 What? 18 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:36,030 Wait a minute. 19 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:38,980 If you're going to pump yourself off, what's the idea of eating pie? 20 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:40,700 So I can digest right. 21 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:46,060 Come on, we got some croaking to do. 22 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,640 You too. 23 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:52,720 All 24 00:01:52,720 --> 00:02:01,960 right, 25 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 girls? 26 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,920 Yes. Then let's do it. 27 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:13,490 What's the big idea? 28 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:19,610 We've nothing to live for. We have a dancing act, but no theater will hire 29 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:21,750 So we're going to jump and end it all. 30 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:23,030 Move over. You got company. 31 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:26,850 How do you do? 32 00:02:26,910 --> 00:02:27,769 I'm Larry. 33 00:02:27,770 --> 00:02:32,010 I'm Moe. I'm Curly. I'm Hilda. I'm Wilder. I'm Tilda. 34 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,370 Look, look, look, look. 35 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:36,250 Those two men down there. They're my uncles. 36 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:37,609 Your uncles? 37 00:02:37,610 --> 00:02:40,230 Yeah. They look like ants. They got ants in their... 38 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:41,930 Spread out. We've got to jump. 39 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:45,910 Yes. Let's jump before somebody interrupts us again. 40 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,310 Right. We've got to get this thing over with. I've got to be at the cleaners at 41 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:50,310 2 o 'clock. 42 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,670 Hey, Porcupine. 43 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,250 What time is it? 44 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:57,910 Let me see. It ought to be about... Hey, what's the idea of the three watches? 45 00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,430 That's how I tell the time. 46 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:03,290 What do you mean, that's how you tell the time? Well, you see, this one runs 47 00:03:03,290 --> 00:03:04,710 minutes fast every two hours. 48 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,490 This one runs 20 minutes slow every four hours. 49 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,260 The one in the middle is broken. It stopped at 2 o 'clock. 50 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,780 Well, what time is it now? 51 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:16,760 Uh, 3 .15. Simple, isn't it? Yeah, so are you. 52 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,600 Come on, we gotta start jumping. 53 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,520 Let's get going. 54 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:22,620 Everybody ready? 55 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,080 Yes! 56 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,080 All right, now. 57 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,880 Goodbye, Miss, uh... 58 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:37,760 Wilder. Goodbye, Miss Wilder. 59 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:43,860 Farewell, my lovely... What's your name? 60 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,180 Tilda. Tilda. 61 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,280 This I like. And I get paid for it, too. 62 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,380 Adios, senorita. 63 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,760 Hilda. Adios, senorita Hilda. 64 00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:12,450 Quiet. What's the matter with you? You want to fall off? Gee, thanks. 65 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:14,930 You know, a guy can get killed from up here. 66 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:20,829 You know, honey, this is the most momentous moment of my life. 67 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:26,030 Oh, how you carry on. You know, when your eyes look at me, it makes my dreams 68 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,030 happen. 69 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,140 You and I could travel the dusty road of matrimony in double harness. 70 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,520 Come on, everybody ready? 71 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,260 Okay! 72 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,800 Okay, one, two. 73 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,020 Two and a half, two and a half. Anybody make it three? 74 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:52,060 I got two and a half, two and a half, two and a half, two and a half. Go on to 75 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,260 two and a half, go on to two and a half. 76 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,500 Lady, will you make it three? 77 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:56,660 Two. 78 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,590 Hey, cut it out. 79 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:52,549 Wait a minute. 80 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:53,790 Where's that music coming from? 81 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:55,150 Well, let's find out. 82 00:06:17,770 --> 00:06:18,990 He must have jumped by himself. 83 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:21,590 Poor Curly. 84 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:23,650 Poor Curly. 85 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:25,490 Somebody paged me. 86 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:26,770 His ghost. 87 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,270 Ghost nothing. That's me. 88 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:29,630 Where did you go? 89 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,890 Took a shortcut. 90 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:31,929 You lunkhead. 91 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:33,530 Oh, oh, oh. 92 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:35,190 Listen to the music. 93 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,050 It's out there. Come on. 94 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:47,350 Oh, hello there. Hi. 95 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,320 Did you like my music? 96 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,660 Oh, swell. 97 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,800 Yeah, but why are you playing up here? 98 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,540 Oh, well, unfortunately, I happen to be a millionaire. In fact, I'm afflicted 99 00:06:56,540 --> 00:06:57,259 with millions. 100 00:06:57,260 --> 00:06:58,260 What a disease. 101 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,200 My family doesn't approve of my playing. They think it's below my dignity. 102 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,040 So that's why I sneak up here. 103 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,440 Do you happen to be musicians by any chance? 104 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:06,319 Oh, sure. 105 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,420 I play in five flats and get thrown out of all of them. 106 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,300 Do you play by ear? 107 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:16,740 Yes. 108 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,560 Get a load of this. 109 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,760 That's clever. That's very clever. 110 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,960 I have just written a musical play, but I just can't find the proper actors to 111 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:38,699 play in it. 112 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:41,140 Well, look no further. You've just hired a complete cast. 113 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,400 How wonderful. 114 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:46,180 But I can only afford to pay you $1 ,000 a week. 115 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,480 Mayor, pen money. 116 00:07:47,770 --> 00:07:49,930 We'll take it. No, no, no, no. Not so fast. 117 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:52,270 First, I must have a sample of your music. 118 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,470 Right. 119 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:55,870 Show them some of your dance stuff, girls. 120 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:03,630 Oh, gee, kid, this is our big jab. We've just got to be good. Right. 121 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:05,230 Play something hot. 122 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:08,390 You know Swingaroo Joe? 123 00:08:08,950 --> 00:08:09,949 Swing it! 124 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:12,430 One, two, three, four. 125 00:10:56,819 --> 00:10:57,819 We're ready now. 126 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:23,080 dressed as ballerinas. Of course you know we're not. 127 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:29,640 And what you're going to see now, folks, is something we ain't got. 128 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,440 Listen, I'm going to murder you. Can't you stop it? 129 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:27,740 Quiet. 130 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,900 Okay, fellas, we've got to get dressed. 131 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:13,880 Indigestion, one tablet. 132 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,700 Gallstones, two tablets. 133 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,480 Hay fever, three tablets. 134 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,720 Ingrown hangnails, four tablets. 135 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,160 Boy, oh, boy. 136 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,620 Hey, Mike, get this guy ready on the double. Okay. 137 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,400 Hiya, stranger. 138 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,680 How do, bub? Say ah. 139 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,020 Ah. 140 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:32,740 Where were you born? In a hospital. 141 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,560 Why? I wanted to be near my mother. 142 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,720 Say ah. 143 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:38,820 Ah. 144 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,020 How old are you, bub? I'm 26. 145 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,980 No, you couldn't get that homely in 26 years. Say ah. 146 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,400 Ah. 147 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,960 Listen, you, I mean... 148 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,450 Take off your clothes. 149 00:14:52,870 --> 00:14:53,870 Pardon me? 150 00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,790 I said take off your clothes. 151 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:58,210 How dare you? I don't even know your name. 152 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:02,590 The name is Mike Lippincrantz. Now off comes the clothes. 153 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,680 Come on. 154 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,960 Get up. 155 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,700 Come on. You better get the clothes off. 156 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,440 Come on, I tell you. 157 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:39,900 Fancy meeting you here. 158 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:44,420 Why, you... Get it? 159 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,900 Why? I never heard of such a thing. 160 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,680 I never heard of such a thing. 161 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,180 If you ever get in my... 162 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:05,290 I'm worried if you get in my company... Oh, stop it, will you? I never heard of 163 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:05,969 such a thing. 164 00:16:05,970 --> 00:16:10,150 Hey, what's going on around here? This guy won't let me take his clothes off. 165 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,890 Oh, a tough guy, eh? 166 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,630 We'll take care of him right now. 167 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:19,170 So you want to play rough, eh? Well, let's. 168 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:22,850 Okay. 169 00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,180 You win. 170 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,320 Gee, 171 00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,200 that was swell, girls. Oh, wonderful. 172 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,020 Colossal. Oh, you were all terrific. 173 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,480 Thanks. Thanks. I'm doubling your salary right now. 174 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,580 I throw my money around, I'll bet you think I'm crazy. 175 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,400 Hello. 176 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:10,880 All right, Mr. Walsh, you better come home before the woodpeckers get you. I 177 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,240 don't want to go by automobile. I want to go by train. 178 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,940 Okay, we'll go by train. 179 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,520 Oh, choo -choo! 180 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920 All aboard! 181 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,839 Oh, no. It can't be. 182 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,940 He's as nutty as a nest of cuckoos. 12104