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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:41,610 Oh, boy, it sure feels good to be discharged at last. Let's have a ride. 2 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:42,910 Yeah. 3 00:00:44,090 --> 00:00:45,110 Hey, how about it? 4 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:52,390 Can you beat that? Nobody wants to give you a lift these days. We'll walk. Yeah. 5 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:55,470 Hey, 6 00:00:55,830 --> 00:00:57,850 what are you doing? I can take care of you. Break it up. 7 00:00:58,130 --> 00:00:59,730 Don't you know our fiancés are waiting? 8 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:03,370 Yeah, you know it's lucky they got a beautiful house where we can all live. 9 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:06,290 after we're married, we'll get them the best jobs they ever had. 10 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:08,890 Just think, we're going to get married tonight. 11 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,270 Oh, boy. 12 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:13,730 No way, no way. Hey, wait a minute. Here's another car. 13 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,610 Oh, a fine thing. 14 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:22,790 Hey, hey, taxi. 15 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:24,210 Taxi. 16 00:01:27,530 --> 00:01:30,350 Come on. Come on, stop stalling. 17 00:01:33,150 --> 00:01:35,270 418 Meshuggah Avenue, down by the Winning Awards. 18 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,200 Keep the change. 19 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,100 Jesse! 20 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:03,940 Tessie! Tessie! 21 00:02:04,140 --> 00:02:07,420 Oh, boy. 22 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,140 It's so good to be... Hey, what's all the fun that you're doing out here? 23 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,000 Oh, we've been just doing that. 24 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:15,200 It's a new American costume. 25 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,220 Oh, dear, no. We can't get married until we have a home to live in. 26 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,680 What's the matter with you? 27 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,860 What's the idea of stalling? Why don't you keep pulling? 28 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,120 Listen, you. If I'm going to work like a horse, I'm going to eat like one. 29 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,480 Wait a minute. 30 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:51,880 That's a pretty nice sandwich. 31 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,140 You insane. 32 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:56,520 Hey, look. 33 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:03,220 This is a nice place. I hope we get it. 34 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,220 I hope it's got twin beds. So do I. 35 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:09,460 Hey. Oh, pardon me. Have you got an apartment for rent? Yes, sir. 36 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,740 How much is it a month? What do you mean a month? 37 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:16,540 I rent it by the hour. You can have it from 4 to 5 a .m. 38 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,420 You robber, scram! 39 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,840 Hey! 40 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:31,060 I told 41 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:32,860 you ten times I have nothing to rent. 42 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,000 Besides, no dogs allowed. 43 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,820 This is it. 44 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,240 How do you like that? 45 00:03:58,540 --> 00:03:59,540 I'm disgusted. 46 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:02,040 Say, it's a good thing we sent the girls home to their mothers. 47 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:05,740 Well, we got to find a place to live. Not me. I'm not budging. Oh, no. 48 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,580 No. Oh, come on. Ow, ow, ow. 49 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,300 I wonder where that Curly is. 50 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:20,839 You ought to know. You sent him to wire the girls to come on now that we have 51 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:21,639 this home. 52 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,640 So I did. 53 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,200 Someone's at the door. 54 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,240 I'll answer it. 55 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:28,640 I'll answer it. 56 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:31,200 Oh, no, I'll answer it. We'll both answer it. 57 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,060 Come on. 58 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,620 I beg your pardon, gentlemen, but do you have a room for rent? 59 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:45,970 No, scram. 60 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:47,210 Why? 61 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:49,870 Did he break your nose? 62 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:51,650 No, that's too bad. 63 00:04:52,050 --> 00:04:53,050 Go on. 64 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:54,390 Fine thing. 65 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:58,090 It's getting so nowadays a person can't enjoy the comfort of their own domicile. 66 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,310 Domicile? 67 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:01,610 Oh, a persistent tramp. 68 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:06,090 Come in. 69 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:14,490 What's the idea? I'm sorry, we got the wrong tramp. 70 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:15,960 Did you send the girls a wire? 71 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:17,680 No, I sent them a telegram. 72 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,320 Collect. 73 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:34,460 Hey, what's the idea of throwing dirty asses on a nice clean floor? 74 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:35,880 Sweep them up. 75 00:05:40,869 --> 00:05:43,830 Listen, porcupine, we've got to pick the girl's room up. You knit some doilies 76 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:44,830 for the girlies. Me? 77 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:58,050 That's it. It's finished. 78 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:00,130 Finished? It's worse than it was before. 79 00:06:00,470 --> 00:06:01,670 Clean up that loose grass. 80 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:03,050 That's an order. 81 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:04,170 Aye, aye, sir. 82 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,280 Now, as I said before, we've got to straighten this room up for the 83 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,420 Yeah. We'll start in that corner. Put... 84 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:36,930 We gotta get supper ready. Yeah? Well, all we got is potatoes. 85 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,090 Oh, we'll have more than that. I hope. 86 00:06:39,750 --> 00:06:40,750 Hey, Onionhead. 87 00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:42,010 Come here. 88 00:06:42,430 --> 00:06:43,870 Go in the kitchen and peel some potatoes. 89 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:45,210 How you do that? 90 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:46,690 Just peel them. 91 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,410 Come on. 92 00:06:52,630 --> 00:06:55,350 One of the neighbor's chickens got a nest up there. There ought to be eggs in 93 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:56,350 it. Go on up and see. 94 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:57,390 Okay. 95 00:06:58,050 --> 00:06:59,050 Up you go. 96 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:03,010 Boy, am I tired. 97 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:04,940 I 98 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:19,920 love 99 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:24,720 you. 100 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:04,640 I'm sorry, did I get something in your eye? 101 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:33,820 Next. Listen, you lame brain. 102 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,720 Watch what you're doing and get those eggs. I can't get up any higher. 103 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:39,880 Well, tilt the nest and I'll catch the eggs. 104 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:41,400 Okay, here they come. 105 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,830 It's a good thing there wasn't any more. 106 00:08:58,490 --> 00:08:59,490 Well, that's that. 107 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:02,030 I guess that's all of them. I'm coming down. 108 00:09:04,450 --> 00:09:11,130 What's the matter with you, you clumsy ox? Don't you ever look what you're 109 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,670 doing? You must be insane. 110 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:15,170 Deliberately jumping on me from a tree. 111 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,090 Why can't you ever do anything right? 112 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:21,350 Shut up. Boyce, you give me an egg shampoo, then you jump on top of me. 113 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,970 the matter with you? What sort of rumpus? 114 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,590 I'll rumpus him in a minute. 115 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,230 Let him alone. 116 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:30,850 What do you mean, let him alone? 117 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:35,530 Your nitpicks will tear your tonsils out to both of you. 118 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:41,990 Now you wrecked the vacuum cleaner, and you ruined the dinner. 119 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,570 Now we're going to go hungry. What's the matter with you? Wait a minute. 120 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,640 How about some roast chicken? 121 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,060 Oh, you dumpies. Now, you got a brain. Get the gun. 122 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,820 Now, you get over here. 123 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,880 When I fire that gun... Out of my way. 124 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:56,420 Watch this. Wait a minute. 125 00:09:56,700 --> 00:10:00,980 Give me the gun. I'll shoot. Oh, no. I'm the best. Wait a minute. You give it to 126 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:01,980 me. 127 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,000 I know how to shoot this gun. Let me fire it. Oh, no. I'm a target expert, I 128 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,739 tell you. No. 129 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,740 Let me fire it. 130 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,980 I'm a target expert. All right. 131 00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,240 All right. 132 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,800 You want to take a chance? 133 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,260 A geese. I got a big goose. Hey, fellas, look. 134 00:10:20,580 --> 00:10:21,580 Oh, boy. 135 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,480 Goosey, goosey, gander. 136 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,100 Goosey ought to be done. 137 00:10:32,220 --> 00:10:37,540 What happened now? 138 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,600 This numbskull spilled all the grain. 139 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,120 Why, you... 140 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:54,600 You set the table with the dishes. You slice some bread. Now boil some spinach. 141 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,840 Boy, the boys will love this. 142 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,480 Oh, boy. 143 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,980 Nice, fresh -boiled spinach. 144 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,300 Oh, boy. 145 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,460 Help yourself, boys. Fresh, boiled spinach, right off the fire. 146 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:24,440 What 147 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:34,340 are 148 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,780 you screaming about? Go on, carve that goose. I can't. Our goose ain't cooked. 149 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,780 Go on, lame brain. Give me a gander at that goose. 150 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,060 It's haunted. 151 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,560 Hey, 152 00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:50,090 come on, stop. stolen crab that goose. 153 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:51,730 I'm afraid to touch it. 154 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,570 Afraid? That's silly. 155 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,310 See? 156 00:11:56,130 --> 00:12:01,450 I think I know what's the matter. 157 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,050 We forgot to stuff it. 158 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,830 Yeah, that's it. We forgot to stuff it. 159 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,430 Here's some crackers. Get busy. 160 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,690 You know, I... Oh, never mind. 161 00:12:15,530 --> 00:12:17,470 You know, Moe, something funny happened to me. 162 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:20,690 What's the matter with you? Quit stalling around. 163 00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:22,170 Go on, stuff the goose. 164 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:25,810 It's haunted, I tell you. Every time I put a cracker there, it takes it away. 165 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,090 You're crazy. Step aside. 166 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,070 How can a cooked bird be haunted? 167 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:33,070 Tastes good. 168 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:34,850 Smells good. 169 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:42,070 Jake, be a good boy, Jake. What's the matter with you? Easy now, Jake. 170 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,120 you guys. Ain't you got no etiquette? What would Emily Poe say? Sit down over 171 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,120 there. You sit down there. 172 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,400 I'll serve this thing. 173 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,720 Now we really have some stuffed goo. 174 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,459 Excuse me, darling. 175 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:30,900 This, uh... Boy, should have saved that rice for a pudding. Come on, sweetheart. 176 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,860 My darling bride. 177 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,200 My darling bride. 178 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,300 I'm poisoned. 179 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:42,340 Get away. 180 00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:45,080 Well, darling, this is it. 181 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:50,400 This is the living room. This is the dining room. And this is the kitchen. 182 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,400 own little home. 183 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,160 Built with our own little hands. 184 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,780 And our own private bedroom. 185 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,210 For all of us. 186 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,830 How do you like it? Our own private bedroom. 187 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,670 And our own private bathroom, too. 188 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,830 You'll find your suitcases in the bathtub. 189 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:09,430 Now for a good night's sleep, you said, sir. 190 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,440 Get out of the way. 191 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,700 Ouch! 192 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,840 Ouch! Ouch! 193 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:46,200 What are you trying to do? What are you 194 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,160 trying to do? I'm trying to get up there. 195 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,920 Well, get something to stand on. 196 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,900 Why didn't I think of that? 197 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:42,190 Oh, what do you know? I didn't get hurt. 198 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:43,470 Oh, yes, you did. 13324

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