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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,270 Okay, men, unload and get to work. 2 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,310 Hey, Curly. 3 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:50,990 Why, you... I'm worried of you. 4 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:52,390 Gee, it's the boss. 5 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:53,930 All right, get this. 6 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,390 Hiya, Mr. Beetle. 7 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:58,450 Hi, boys. 8 00:00:58,990 --> 00:01:02,010 Well, you seem to have everything, so do a good job. Yes, sir. 9 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,750 Say, you sure you men are experienced paper hangers? 10 00:01:14,230 --> 00:01:17,250 Experienced? Sure we are. You go right ahead. You won't know the joint when you 11 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,250 get back. 12 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:25,290 The master wishes to see you. Oh, the professor? 13 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:26,530 Sure, sure. 14 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:28,870 You wanted to see me, professor? 15 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,870 Yes. How soon will your men be through? 16 00:01:31,110 --> 00:01:32,630 I have important work to do. 17 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:35,510 Oh, they'll be through in a jiffy. I've got three good men on it. Good. 18 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:41,390 What size hat do you wear, may I ask? Oh, a hat? 19 00:01:41,670 --> 00:01:42,950 A seven hat. Why? 20 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:45,550 Too large. 21 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,350 Oh, just a little joke of mine. 22 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:55,310 Sorry you're leaving, Mr. Biddle. 23 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:59,230 We'll expect you back. Yes, yeah, I'll come back soon. I gotta come back. 24 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:12,470 It isn't safe to have Igor in here, Neko. Take him to his room. 25 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:13,810 Yes, master. 26 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,030 May I ask why you had him brought here? 27 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:19,810 Because through Igor, I'm going to become famous. 28 00:02:20,410 --> 00:02:24,290 Igor, the beast of the jungle, is going to have a human brain. 29 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,850 He would have one tomorrow if I could find one small enough. 30 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,950 What size hat do you wear, Neko? 31 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,830 Six and three quarters. 32 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,820 Not quite small enough, Nico. 33 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,480 Too bad. 34 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:44,060 Yes, master. 35 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,320 Too bad. 36 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:09,940 plank him. 37 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:16,660 I can see if I want anything done around here, I gotta do it myself. 38 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:21,740 Oh, Larry, come here. I got something special for you. 39 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,760 Yeah? What is it? This. 40 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:26,740 Hey, 41 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,600 we better get busy. He's plenty sore. 42 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,200 A blockbuster. 43 00:04:35,580 --> 00:04:36,580 Okay, let's go. 44 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:48,980 The paste is lumpy. 45 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,820 Same. This wallpaper's got eyes. 46 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,540 The paste looks like Moe. 47 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,400 It is Moe. Yes, it is me. 48 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,920 Get busy, you jugheads. We got a lot of work to do. 49 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:25,940 No. 50 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:29,500 No. Hi, Mr. Beatle. I told you we'd do a good job. 51 00:05:29,940 --> 00:05:31,440 Oh. No. 52 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,420 No. 53 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,520 Oh. 54 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,400 No. 55 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,000 Oh, this is silly. 56 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,140 This is silly. It can't be. It can't be. 57 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,420 Oh, yes, it is. I said you wouldn't know the joint. 58 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:49,700 You. 59 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:53,300 I thought you said you were experienced paper hangers. Well, you're fired. 60 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,800 You're not... 61 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,300 Oh, 62 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,060 a swap shop. 63 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:13,420 Quiet, bird brain. 64 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:27,770 I'm Professor Panzer. I can use you. 65 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:30,570 Fine, we can use a job. We just resigned. 66 00:06:31,430 --> 00:06:32,910 Oh, perfect, 67 00:06:34,030 --> 00:06:35,030 perfect. 68 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:36,870 Somebody's nuts around here. 69 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,270 It ain't us. 70 00:06:40,590 --> 00:06:42,370 Oh, no, the heart does not matter. 71 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:44,590 It's the head, the head. 72 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:50,050 Maybe he's a headhunter. If he's a headhunter, he's hunting small game. 73 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,820 Wonderful. Say, I don't have to stand for this. 74 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,920 Wait a minute, Professor. I'll take care of him. 75 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,480 What are you trying to do, boy brain? Ruin our chance for the job? 76 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:09,360 Oh, not in the head. 77 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,240 Say, what do we get? 78 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,580 Here, what do we get? 79 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:40,580 Gentlemen, if you remain here, you will be surrounded by luxury as long as you 80 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:43,120 live. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Suppose we don't live long. 81 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:46,860 Quiet, stupid, or I'll knock your brain out. Did you hear what he said? Silly, 82 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:47,900 wasn't it? 83 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:48,940 Yes, silly. 84 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:54,340 Come with me, gentlemen. I'll show you to your rooms. 85 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,420 Well, gentlemen, here are your quarters. 86 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:01,660 Oh, two bits apiece. 87 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:04,070 I trust you'll be comfortable. 88 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,330 Boy, what a beautiful joint. 89 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,670 It's locked. How do you like that? 90 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:19,469 What's that? 91 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:20,490 It ain't the crooner. 92 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:22,050 I don't like this setup. 93 00:08:22,290 --> 00:08:23,650 How did we get into this thing? 94 00:08:23,890 --> 00:08:24,930 The man liked my looks. 95 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:29,510 And he said he would keep us in... What's that word? 96 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,950 Luxury. Luxury, as long as we lived. 97 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,100 As long as we... As long as we... Let's get out of here. 98 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,600 Prisoners. 99 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,179 Wait a minute. 100 00:08:44,179 --> 00:08:45,180 Let me try this. 101 00:08:47,980 --> 00:08:49,240 Look out. I'll get you down. 102 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,040 No use. It's too strong. 103 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,380 We got to find some way out of here. 104 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,160 There's no telling what the professor's got roaming around this house. 105 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,430 Yeah. The doors are locked, the windows are barred, and I don't like it, if you 106 00:09:02,430 --> 00:09:03,129 ask me. 107 00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:04,130 Well, nobody asked you. 108 00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:08,510 Yes, sir. There's liable to be almost anything running around in here. Not 109 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:09,510 I'm scared, mind you. 110 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:10,790 Panzer can't bluff me. 111 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,470 I don't scare that easy, that's all. 112 00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:13,689 Me either. 113 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,230 It's silly to be scared. 114 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:16,490 Yeah. Sure. 115 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:17,630 Boy, am I silly. 116 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:22,090 Don't breathe down my neck. I don't like it. 117 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:26,630 It's all right for you to do it. Do what? 118 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,070 Breathe down my neck. 119 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:29,389 Onions, too. 120 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:30,430 You're crazy. 121 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:34,110 Stop it. You tickle me. Who? 122 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,090 You. You're both nuts. 123 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:42,210 Hey, Carly. 124 00:09:42,430 --> 00:09:44,410 Have you got a fur coat on? 125 00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:45,610 No. 126 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,930 But he has. 127 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,700 Lucky guy gets a screen test. 128 00:11:01,780 --> 00:11:02,780 It's a bird. 129 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,000 Sure, a bird in the head's worth two in a bush. 130 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,420 Wonderful. You've all seen Igor? 131 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:15,900 A gorilla? 132 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,380 The beast? the jungle. 133 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:22,300 The next time you see him, he will have the brain of a human being. 134 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,080 You want to make a quiz kit out of him, Doc? 135 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:30,720 It was very difficult to find a brain puny enough to put into the skull of 136 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,320 But now the search has ended. 137 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,260 Where are you going to get this undersized brain? 138 00:11:41,260 --> 00:11:42,260 Beautiful. 139 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:44,660 Let's go. 140 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:49,880 Bye. Bye. 141 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,679 to be singing. 142 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,900 But Mo, Mo. 143 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,760 Shut up, I said. 144 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,880 But Mo. 145 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,300 Shut up. 146 00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:35,140 I 147 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:43,580 bet 148 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,120 you do that to all the boys, especially if you're going to get their brain. 149 00:12:58,700 --> 00:12:59,780 Yeah, we'd better do something. 150 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,400 He'll take him to the lab, won't he? Yes. Well, we'll ambush him. 151 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,840 Then we'll infiltrate. 152 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,760 Then we'll give him the old pincers movement. 153 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,099 Wait a minute. 154 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,780 Say that for him. Okay, okay. 155 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,460 Receive. 156 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,060 I know, boy. I know, boy. 157 00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:48,680 Who is it? It's me, Cleary. Open up. 158 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,920 Monkey, what did you bring that ape in here for? Get him out of here. 159 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,220 No, he's my pal. 160 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,080 Five o 'clock shadow. 161 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,800 Remind me you're going to shave in the morning. 162 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,140 They're locked in the laboratory. 163 00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:06,290 Don't worry, the fools. 164 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:07,930 I'll use the secret entrance. 165 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:09,430 Get the gun. Yes, sir. 166 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,590 Hey, 167 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,250 you're smart. 168 00:14:39,099 --> 00:14:40,440 I'm sorry, pal. I apologize. 169 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,700 Is this what you mean? 170 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:50,560 Why, you... I was only kidding then, Gaggy. Honest, I like it. Look, go 171 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:51,620 Do it again. 172 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,720 Now I'll fix something. 173 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,780 This stuff is bad for you. It'll make a monkey out of you every time. 174 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:38,500 Listen to that monkey talking. 175 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,760 Don't move, any one of you. 176 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,149 Hey, look out. 177 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:07,050 That thing's liable to go off. It will go off. I'm going to kill you. 178 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:10,090 Have you anything to say before you die? 179 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,370 Yeah. Have you got an appointment from the O .P .A.? 11712