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Okay, men, unload and get to work.

Hey, Curly.

Why, you... I'm worried of you.

Gee, it's the boss.

All right, get this.

Hiya, Mr. Beetle.

Hi, boys.

Well, you seem to have everything, so do a good job. Yes, sir.

Say, you sure you men are experienced paper hangers?

Experienced? Sure we are. You go right ahead. You won't know the joint when you

get back.

The master wishes to see you. Oh, the professor?

Sure, sure.

You wanted to see me, professor?

Yes. How soon will your men be through?

I have important work to do.

Oh, they'll be through in a jiffy. I've got three good men on it. Good.

What size hat do you wear, may I ask? Oh, a hat?

A seven hat. Why?

Too large.

Oh, just a little joke of mine.

Sorry you're leaving, Mr. Biddle.

We'll expect you back. Yes, yeah, I'll come back soon. I gotta come back.

It isn't safe to have Igor in here, Neko. Take him to his room.

Yes, master.

May I ask why you had him brought here?

Because through Igor, I'm going to become famous.

Igor, the beast of the jungle, is going to have a human brain.

He would have one tomorrow if I could find one small enough.

What size hat do you wear, Neko?

Six and three quarters.

Not quite small enough, Nico.

Too bad.

Yes, master.

Too bad.

plank him.

I can see if I want anything done around here, I gotta do it myself.

Oh, Larry, come here. I got something special for you.

Yeah? What is it? This.

Hey,

we better get busy. He's plenty sore.

A blockbuster.

Okay, let's go.

The paste is lumpy.

Same. This wallpaper's got eyes.

The paste looks like Moe.

It is Moe. Yes, it is me.

Get busy, you jugheads. We got a lot of work to do.

No.

No. Hi, Mr. Beatle. I told you we'd do a good job.

Oh. No.

No.

Oh.

No.

Oh, this is silly.

This is silly. It can't be. It can't be.

Oh, yes, it is. I said you wouldn't know the joint.

You.

I thought you said you were experienced paper hangers. Well, you're fired.

You're not...

Oh,

a swap shop.

Quiet, bird brain.

I'm Professor Panzer. I can use you.

Fine, we can use a job. We just resigned.

Oh, perfect,

perfect.

Somebody's nuts around here.

It ain't us.

Oh, no, the heart does not matter.

It's the head, the head.

Maybe he's a headhunter. If he's a headhunter, he's hunting small game.

Wonderful. Say, I don't have to stand for this.

Wait a minute, Professor. I'll take care of him.

What are you trying to do, boy brain? Ruin our chance for the job?

Oh, not in the head.

Say, what do we get?

Here, what do we get?

Gentlemen, if you remain here, you will be surrounded by luxury as long as you

live. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Suppose we don't live long.

Quiet, stupid, or I'll knock your brain out. Did you hear what he said? Silly,

wasn't it?

Yes, silly.

Come with me, gentlemen. I'll show you to your rooms.

Well, gentlemen, here are your quarters.

Oh, two bits apiece.

I trust you'll be comfortable.

Boy, what a beautiful joint.

It's locked. How do you like that?

What's that?

It ain't the crooner.

I don't like this setup.

How did we get into this thing?

The man liked my looks.

And he said he would keep us in... What's that word?

Luxury. Luxury, as long as we lived.

As long as we... As long as we... Let's get out of here.

Prisoners.

Wait a minute.

Let me try this.

Look out. I'll get you down.

No use. It's too strong.

We got to find some way out of here.

There's no telling what the professor's got roaming around this house.

Yeah. The doors are locked, the windows are barred, and I don't like it, if you

ask me.

Well, nobody asked you.

Yes, sir. There's liable to be almost anything running around in here. Not

I'm scared, mind you.

Panzer can't bluff me.

I don't scare that easy, that's all.

Me either.

It's silly to be scared.

Yeah. Sure.

Boy, am I silly.

Don't breathe down my neck. I don't like it.

It's all right for you to do it. Do what?

Breathe down my neck.

Onions, too.

You're crazy.

Stop it. You tickle me. Who?

You. You're both nuts.

Hey, Carly.

Have you got a fur coat on?

No.

But he has.

Lucky guy gets a screen test.

It's a bird.

Sure, a bird in the head's worth two in a bush.

Wonderful. You've all seen Igor?

A gorilla?

The beast? the jungle.

The next time you see him, he will have the brain of a human being.

You want to make a quiz kit out of him, Doc?

It was very difficult to find a brain puny enough to put into the skull of

But now the search has ended.

Where are you going to get this undersized brain?

Beautiful.

Let's go.

Bye. Bye.

to be singing.

But Mo, Mo.

Shut up, I said.

But Mo.

Shut up.

I

bet

you do that to all the boys, especially if you're going to get their brain.

Yeah, we'd better do something.

He'll take him to the lab, won't he? Yes. Well, we'll ambush him.

Then we'll infiltrate.

Then we'll give him the old pincers movement.

Wait a minute.

Say that for him. Okay, okay.

Receive.

I know, boy. I know, boy.

Who is it? It's me, Cleary. Open up.

Monkey, what did you bring that ape in here for? Get him out of here.

No, he's my pal.

Five o 'clock shadow.

Remind me you're going to shave in the morning.

They're locked in the laboratory.

Don't worry, the fools.

I'll use the secret entrance.

Get the gun. Yes, sir.

Hey,

you're smart.

I'm sorry, pal. I apologize.

Is this what you mean?

Why, you... I was only kidding then, Gaggy. Honest, I like it. Look, go

Do it again.

Now I'll fix something.

This stuff is bad for you. It'll make a monkey out of you every time.

Listen to that monkey talking.

Don't move, any one of you.

Hey, look out.

That thing's liable to go off. It will go off. I'm going to kill you.

Have you anything to say before you die?

Yeah. Have you got an appointment from the O .P .A.?