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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,240 How do you like that? 2 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:38,420 No beer. 3 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,500 You know, this is the 16th place we've been in. 4 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:43,420 Yeah, there ain't a bottle of beer in town. 5 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,680 Hey, I got an idea. 6 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:50,100 Shut up. I don't want to hear it. 7 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,480 What is it? 8 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:55,900 Well, 9 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:04,819 boys, we're all set. We've got the directions. We've got the ingredients. 10 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:06,470 Now, let me see. 11 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:12,950 In order to make ten gallons of beer, pour one can of hopes. 12 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,970 Hops. Hops. 13 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:19,190 And a can of more into a large crook. Crook. 14 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:21,050 Crook. 15 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:27,710 Then fill crock with hot water. Hot water. Hotty -totty. Come on. Quit 16 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:29,650 Yes, sir. Get the hot water. Aye, aye, sir. 17 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:31,010 Go on. 18 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:34,310 All right. I'll open them all. 19 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:35,750 You open the hoppies. 20 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:36,990 Hot. 21 00:01:46,530 --> 00:01:48,110 Boy, I'd like to taste it right now. 22 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:49,730 Hey, what are we doing next? 23 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:51,010 Wait a minute and I'll tell you. 24 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:54,130 We did that here. 25 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:56,370 Mix ingredients. 26 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,490 Refer page 27. 27 00:02:03,839 --> 00:02:05,180 Who are you? 28 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:06,960 It was an accident, Mo. 29 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:10,520 Mo, it was an accident. The clock skidded. So did your brain. 30 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,320 Take it easy, Mo. 31 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,540 I'm a citizen. 32 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,100 Here. Take this mop and clean up that mess. 33 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,840 That's an order. Present arms. 34 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:22,340 Right shoulder arms. 35 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,840 About face. 36 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:27,060 What's the matter? 37 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:28,740 Nothing. 38 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,760 Now, go on. 39 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:38,660 Hey! 40 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,100 Hey! 41 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,240 What are you doing? 42 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:48,940 Well, 43 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 that's that. 44 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,520 Let's see what happens next. 45 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,260 Put in three cakes of yeast. Yeast. 46 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,320 porcupine. 47 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,520 Get these. 48 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:13,540 Hello. 49 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,940 Hey, Larry, it's for you. 50 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,360 Okay. I'm going to do things around here myself. 51 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:45,110 Three KCUs. 52 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:48,310 I don't have to do everything myself, I guess. 53 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:57,230 What can I do now? 54 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:58,470 Oh, the bottles. 55 00:03:58,950 --> 00:03:59,950 One, 56 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:09,170 two, three. 57 00:04:17,550 --> 00:04:20,070 with those bottles so they'll be done when the beer's ready. Good idea. 58 00:04:20,350 --> 00:04:21,350 Come on. 59 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:27,670 Child. Come on, get in, boys. 60 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,130 Next on the deck. 61 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:32,990 Next on the deck. 62 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:35,189 Come on up. 63 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:36,590 Next on the deck. Come on up. 64 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:38,870 All right, boys, get working here. 65 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:43,650 Success. Success. 66 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,850 Oh, boy, it's done. Look at all the beer we got. 67 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,070 Oh, boy. 68 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:52,350 Say, you know, I don't want to pour any cold water on this project, but it seems 69 00:05:52,350 --> 00:05:53,450 to me there must be something wrong. 70 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,760 Oh, you're crazy. We followed directions. I put the yeast in myself. 71 00:05:57,180 --> 00:06:01,940 You're crazy. I put the yeast in. You're both crazy. I put the yeast in. 72 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,460 We all put the yeast in. 73 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,400 You imbecile, who told you to put the yeast in? 74 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,100 Best one. 75 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,640 185 bottles of beer. 76 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,400 We ain't gonna run short of beer. 77 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:34,920 Look at those bottles of beer. Look at that. Beer to swimming. Beer to bathing. 78 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,400 We can wash our clothes in beer. 79 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,740 We got beer galore. 80 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,160 Boys, this is terrific. 81 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,020 Say, how about some Dutch lunch? 82 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:44,040 Certainly. I'll get some apple pie and whipped cream. 83 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,020 I'll take some burnt toast and a rotten egg. 84 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,360 Burnt toast and a rotten egg? 85 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,920 Yeah, I got a tape on him and that's good enough for him. 86 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,200 Put it down. 87 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:22,149 Who's the detective? 88 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,010 Oh, in charge of the black market price on top of it. 89 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,070 Ah, stop crying over spilt beer. 90 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:32,050 And the judge says we'll be out of here in eight months on good behavior. 91 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,990 Yeah, you know, it's a good thing we drank our fill before they caught us. 92 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,850 Yeah, and we'll drink our fill again. 93 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:57,599 What's the matter with you? 94 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,600 Go like that. 95 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,980 Go like that, huh? Gee, that's too bad. 96 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,600 Okay, inside, you guys. 97 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,740 Okay, Al. Get over there and line up. 98 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,020 A little more light here. 99 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,460 Yeah, that's better. 100 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:25,640 A little more light here. 101 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,440 That's better. 102 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:33,179 Gee, it's hot in here. I hope the beer don't spoil. 103 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,500 Shut up. 104 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:38,880 Be still, my heart. 105 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,560 Hey, Moe, the spear is a bully. 106 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,920 Shut up. We can't do anything about it now. 107 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,340 All right, get ready. 108 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:06,830 I'll hang you for this. 109 00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:09,870 They can't hang us. We're innocent. 110 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:12,230 We're innocent, I tell you. You're telling me. 111 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:13,870 Well, they're going to hang us. Oh, no. 112 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,390 No. I'm too young to die. 113 00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,150 I'm too young and too handsome. 114 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,050 Well, 115 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,170 I'm too young. 116 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:25,350 No, no, no, no, no. Hold that. Oh, thank you. 117 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,040 I said you'll wake up 24 hours to live. 118 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:30,940 Think. Think! Think! 119 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:39,760 I got it. What? A terrific headache. 120 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,980 Come on. 121 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,100 Listen, we gotta get out of here. If we only had a saw. 122 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,080 Hey, what about these? 123 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,260 Well... Where'd you get these? 124 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,160 I say in bottle tops. 125 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:57,840 Is this a musical saw? 126 00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,680 Certainly. It plays, I hear, a rhapsody. 127 00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:03,020 That was a rhapsody in the tisser. 128 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,780 Come on, get on those bars, quick. 129 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,340 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 130 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,020 Let a guy that can saw see. 131 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,400 Saw. 132 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,160 How would you like a punch in the nose? 133 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,860 A punch in the nose? Why, you couldn't even punch him in the nose. 134 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,100 Oh, I couldn't, eh? 135 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,440 Suck me hard. 136 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,040 Put some steam in it so that I could really get sore. 137 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,160 Don't give him a chance to say bull. 138 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 Slip it right to him. 139 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,680 Bring it right back from your heels, boy, and let him have it. 140 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,380 Right between the eyes. 141 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:39,400 Stop you. 142 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,620 It's the warden. 143 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,760 Speak to me, warden. Say a few syllables. 144 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,060 Order a few adjectives. 145 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:45,680 Get some water here, dummy. 146 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:48,820 Look, it was only an accident. 147 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:49,919 Come on out of it. 148 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:50,920 Come on. 149 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:54,040 That's sand, not water. 150 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,500 You dummy. 151 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,600 Maybe it's the warden. Yeah, well... Oh, warden, you. Get busy. 152 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:43,260 Hey, 153 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,840 Great Dane, what's the matter with you? 154 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,940 Oh, Hornet's trying to horn in on me. Wait a minute. Hold still. I see him. 155 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,120 Thanks, Malt. You're welcome. 156 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,160 You with that iron head of yours, now I'm liable to have to pay for another 157 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,160 hammer. 158 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,980 They generally hang out on the gallows. 159 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,840 Pomeroy. How did you know my name? 160 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,460 Hey, we came to get you out. Yeah, that's great. 161 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:20,700 What do we break out? 162 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,300 Here's the idea. 163 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,520 Wait a minute. 164 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Let's all go together. 165 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900 Go. 166 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,540 Get those brushes and paint. 167 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:32,820 Come on, stop working. 168 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:48,450 Boy, they sure look like guard uniforms now. You said it. They'll never know the 169 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:49,830 difference. Come on, we'll paint our way out. 170 00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:58,510 Hey! 171 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,230 Oh, pardon me. There's a white spot. 172 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,379 It's a real one. 173 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,380 I'm no fool. 174 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,640 Well, boys, at last you're free. 175 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,320 Thank you, Warden. Oh, don't mention it. Hurry back. 176 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,860 We're out at last. 177 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,760 Forty years I've waited for this day. 178 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,880 Do you know what I'm going to do? 179 00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:01,160 What? I'm going to get myself a tall, big, beautiful bottle of beer. 180 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,358 beautiful blonde. 181 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,359 Oh, yeah? 11663