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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:33,449 Wait a minute. 2 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:37,210 You lame brains can't do anything right, can you? Get up out of here. Come on. 3 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:39,630 Get over there. You come over here. 4 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:41,430 Now, get to work. 5 00:00:44,030 --> 00:00:45,050 Just a second. 6 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:46,710 Let me have that wrench. 7 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:48,990 Let me have it, you imbeciles. 8 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:02,150 Hey, boys, I must be dead. 9 00:01:02,510 --> 00:01:03,850 I hear an angel singing. 10 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:13,830 Why? 11 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,750 Ain't she pretty? 12 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:22,930 Boy, you can say that again. 13 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,170 Why? 14 00:01:24,270 --> 00:01:25,270 Ain't she pretty? 15 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:26,970 Shut up. You said I could. 16 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:28,950 We're up here. 17 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:20,600 Hiya, boss. I was just starting to put the... I know, I know. 18 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:22,640 There's a radiator. 19 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,320 And look, there's a piece of pipe. 20 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,480 But the radiator ain't no good unless it's connected with the pipe. 21 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,220 Not one eeny, itty, bitty good. 22 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:31,439 You deadheads! 23 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,040 Get busy and finish this job! 24 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,220 We ain't got enough stuff. Well, go get it! 25 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,900 Here's your recording, Miss Andrews, and very nice, too. Thank you. 26 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,120 I'll see that Mrs. Bixby hears this record, and I hope she'll hire you for 27 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,740 program. But I still can't understand why you won't audition for her in 28 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:50,950 Mr. Allen, my name isn't really Andrews. It's Van Doren, and I know Mrs. Bixby 29 00:02:50,950 --> 00:02:53,730 very well. And so, you see, I couldn't possibly audition for her in person, 30 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:54,930 could I? I don't get it. 31 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:58,910 Well, you see, my father doesn't approve of my being a radio singer, so I have 32 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:01,390 to do it under an assumed name. Well, I follow you so far. 33 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:05,410 Well, if Mrs. Bixby hires me, my father can't object because she's an old family 34 00:03:05,410 --> 00:03:08,950 friend. That simple enough, isn't it? Oh, sure, sure. Simple like radar. 35 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:11,450 I'll do my best to get the job for you, Miss Sanders. 36 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:12,890 Oh, thank you, Mr. Allen. 37 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,610 I'm sorry, Moe. It was an accident. 38 00:03:23,890 --> 00:03:24,890 I know, fellas. 39 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,350 Accidents will happen, sure. 40 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:27,670 Now, you take this wrench. 41 00:03:27,890 --> 00:03:28,890 I don't want it. 42 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:29,910 Oh, 43 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:31,810 mercy, I did. 44 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,910 I'll make powder out of it. 45 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:43,530 What's going on here? Pick up that stuff and get to work. So help me, this will 46 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:44,530 last. 47 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,240 Use Gritto, radio friends. 48 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,360 The soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. 49 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:31,120 How will the old man know you've been working if your hands don't have that 50 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,120 dishpan look? 51 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:38,640 Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz. 52 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:42,920 Oops. 53 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,020 Remember, Gritto, spelled sideways, is a -tr -g -g -r. 54 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:53,200 And now, Gritto's own story of Sandra Sandpile. And here's Mud in Your Eye. 55 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,560 Music. 56 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,620 Hark! Who's that stepping off the boulevard down by the chicken house? 57 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,340 I shall seize her and tie her to the tracks. 58 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:02,260 Good 59 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:16,140 afternoon, 60 00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:17,400 Mrs. Bixby. Good afternoon. 61 00:06:17,820 --> 00:06:21,100 I'm to audition a singer. Will you tell Mr. Allen that I'm here? He got word for 62 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,580 you to go to Studio D, and he will join you there. Very well. 63 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,160 Senorita, you are marvelous. I enjoyed your singing so much. I'm Mrs. Bixby. 64 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:17,680 Allen told me he had a wonderful new personality for my crispy, crunchy 65 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:18,980 He was so right. 66 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,100 It's agreed, then. You'll work for me. I have the contracts right here. Now, 67 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:26,520 just a minute, lady. I won't haggle. I'll double the amount of money. Well, I 68 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,279 don't know. 69 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,940 Money? Did you say money? I remember the stuff. 70 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,920 What do we do? What do we sign? Give me those contracts. 71 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:35,060 Senorita Cucaracha, you sign right here. 72 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:40,240 Oh, I just remembered. I'm having a few guests in tonight for a musical party. 73 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:41,660 You must come and sing for them. 74 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,180 Oh, well, now, that's a problem. 75 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,480 I'll pay you $500 if you come. 76 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,740 $500? What do we have to moiter? We'll be there with bells on. 77 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,120 Splendid. 78 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,240 How am I going to sing at the party? The same way as you did here. 79 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,860 Oh, what a marvelous voice. 80 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,100 Thank you. Not you. 81 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:03,020 Come on, we've got to go shopping. You've got to look nice at the party. 82 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,020 on. 83 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,909 Good evening, gentlemen. 84 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:10,910 Good evening, Jeeves. 85 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:19,790 Just a minute. We came with a lady. Quite a shack, 86 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:22,550 this Bixby joint. Yeah, reminds me of the reform school. 87 00:08:24,890 --> 00:08:26,610 Jeeves, what time do they serve cocktails? 88 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,669 So happy to have you here. 89 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,730 My dear, would you care to go to the powder room? 90 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:41,770 Oh, no, no. She always looks like that. Oh, then come meet my guests. 91 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:47,770 Ladies and gentlemen, I have the honor of presenting the great artists, 92 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:53,790 Signorita Cucaracha, Signor Mucho, and Signor Gusto. 93 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:59,610 What is it, Alice? 94 00:08:59,970 --> 00:09:01,650 Father, I'm sure I know those men. 95 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:03,770 Ah, Signorita. 96 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,330 I am thrilled. 97 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,030 I'm going to tickle myself. 98 00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,210 Hey, 99 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:17,530 look who's here. 100 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,230 We better get out of here. If he spots us, we're cooked. Come on. 101 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:26,980 Oh, Mrs. Bixby, I'm so sorry I'm late. I meet some crazy people. 102 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,740 They bust my fiddle. They bust my glasses. 103 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:34,000 Mrs. Bixby, you will excuse me. I cannot play my fiddle. I can sing instead, 104 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,120 huh? Oh, of course. We should be glad to have you sing, senor. Look at my 105 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,220 glasses. All broke. 106 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,980 It's a good thing he ain't got his glasses. Maybe he won't know us. 107 00:09:51,210 --> 00:09:53,950 I'm sorry about your glasses, senor. Would you care to sing now? 108 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:55,450 Delighted. 109 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,630 They must have been in our territory. 110 00:10:04,030 --> 00:10:05,330 We've got to do something to stop them. 111 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:09,290 I've got it, fellas. 112 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:10,630 Here. 113 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,700 All right, once more, please. 114 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:34,020 Okay, kid. 115 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:41,900 Once 116 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:51,660 more, 117 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,360 please. I don't need quick. 118 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,960 Let's give him a salvo. 119 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:57,810 BLEH! 120 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,600 All we got to do is knock them dead with your song and we're in. Just be careful 121 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,419 of that record. 122 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,480 Nothing's going to happen to it. Well, it might get broke. 123 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,140 Not with me handling it. Just be careful. Shut up. 124 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,900 With me handling a record, nothing... Look what you did. Now we're cooked. 125 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,460 No, we ain't. Look, there's a lot of records. 126 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,700 You're getting a half a brain in your skull now, huh? 127 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,959 Sextet from Lucy. 128 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,800 Can you sing it? I can't even say it. 129 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,380 Oh, go on. Get set. 130 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:55,910 Do you know the sex set from Lucy? 131 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,050 No, I wrote it. 132 00:12:03,910 --> 00:12:05,870 Oh, short eyeballs, eh? 133 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:12,550 Oh, 134 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,990 the sex set from Lucy, eh? 135 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,040 The senorita's lost a voice. 136 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,860 What is it, laryngitis? 137 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,160 No, fallen arches. 138 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,180 Say, I wonder who double -crossed us with that record. 139 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:56,580 I don't know who did, but I want to get out of here. Quiet. 140 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,340 You lost your voice. Where? 141 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,779 a great idea. 142 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:11,780 We'd better get out of here. 143 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,600 Wait. 144 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,980 Why did you take my record from the broadcasting station? 145 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,040 I wanted that job, and you spoiled my chances of getting it. 146 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,940 Now, the least thing you can do is to go through with it. I want to prove 147 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:25,940 something to my father. 148 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960 How can we? 149 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:31,180 My voice, I mean your voice, is broken. No, it isn't. It's as good as new. 150 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,220 Listen. 151 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,000 Oh, my dear, you are wonderful. 152 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,480 You'll sing for us now, won't you? 153 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,100 Of course she will, won't you? 154 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,720 Do that number you did at the broadcasting station this afternoon. 155 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,320 Play Voices of Spring. 156 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,060 This way, senorita. 157 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,620 All set? 158 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,430 Look, people, just a big fake. 159 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,650 Ladies and gentlemen, a big fake. 160 00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:22,250 Please, please, wait. 161 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,510 It wasn't all their fault. I helped them. Why, Alice? 162 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:28,610 Oh, I wanted to prove I was good enough to get a job, Father. 163 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:32,710 And you are, dear. You're still going to sing on my program. Did I say she had a 164 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:33,709 fine voice? 165 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,650 As for these imposters... 11970