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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,169 --> 00:00:41,190 Don't interfere again. 2 00:00:42,390 --> 00:00:46,470 Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit 3 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:49,670 mayhem. You mean Moita? Yeah, and he tried to kill us, too. 4 00:00:50,410 --> 00:00:51,410 Quiet! 5 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:56,810 This complaint states that you attacked the plaintiffs with this. 6 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:58,830 States Exhibit A. 7 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:00,890 You admit this is your property, do you not? 8 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:04,209 Well, Your Honor, do you mind if I look at it? You see, I had my name carved 9 00:01:04,209 --> 00:01:07,250 somewhere on the... A born killer, eh? 10 00:01:07,490 --> 00:01:08,449 Sit down. 11 00:01:08,450 --> 00:01:11,770 But, Your Honor, if you let me tell my side of the story... You mean you have 12 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:12,970 something to say in extenuation? 13 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:15,130 Oh, not that. No, no, not that, Your Honor. 14 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:16,670 You see, I had a good reason. 15 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:17,930 Were you ever indicted? 16 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:20,690 Not since I was a baby, Your Honor. 17 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:23,860 But I'm a sick man. 18 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,840 A very sick man. 19 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:28,120 And I've had two very serious operations. 20 00:01:28,540 --> 00:01:30,620 And this one here for crushed grape seeds. 21 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Right here. 22 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,780 Oh, I have one exactly like that. You have? 23 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,220 Let me show it to you. 24 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:37,738 See here? 25 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:40,280 Oh, that's a bum job. That's like hemstitching with a pico edge. 26 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,260 Sit down. We'll continue with the testimony. 27 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,120 As I said before, Your Honor, I'm a very sick man. 28 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,580 And my doctor prescribed peace and quiet. 29 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,820 He impressed me that it must be quiet. 30 00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:07,850 Quiet. Quiet. Quit stomping around. 31 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:11,790 Scat. Oh, my nerves. 32 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,250 Oh. 33 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:16,870 I must have 106 and 7 eighths. 34 00:02:17,850 --> 00:02:18,850 Hmm. 35 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:20,650 Hmm. 36 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,359 Did you see that slide? 37 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,360 Must have gone in there. 38 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,960 Hey, did you see a trombone slide anyplace? 39 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,280 Why, yes. 40 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,320 Is this it? Yeah, give me it. 41 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:14,620 You got it. 42 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,440 Now play it, you rat. 43 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:32,990 Just when we were going to take you on a trip, too. 44 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:37,510 What kind of a trip? A hunting trip, where you can commute with nature, live 45 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,810 the outdoors, breathe fresh air. 46 00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:46,670 It'll make a new man out of you. 47 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:51,210 Picture yourself in the great outdoors, under the beautiful blue sky. 48 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:54,750 Wonderful. An open campfire blazing away. 49 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:58,690 And off in the distance, we hear the call of the wolf. 50 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:02,870 Quiet, Wolf. 51 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:06,790 Don't excite me. 52 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:10,570 Don't excite me. You want to go? My pills. My medicine. Where's the blue 53 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:12,510 No, me. Me. 54 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,930 The red one. The red one. 55 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:16,350 That's enough. 56 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,469 The red one. 57 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:18,470 The red one. 58 00:04:19,829 --> 00:04:20,829 Swallow. 59 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:31,130 Come on, get a move on. Grub will be ready in a minute. 60 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,910 Okay, I'm sure glad we found this old cabin. 61 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:37,230 Get busy, then. 62 00:05:01,419 --> 00:05:04,580 How do you know? I just saw a sign, fine for hunting. 63 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,420 I think you got something there. Yes, I have. 64 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:09,780 Scrambled eggs. 65 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:12,180 And don't touch them until I come back with the potatoes. 66 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,320 Haven't seen it in years. 67 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,220 Hey, there's something missing on this. 68 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,680 It's sugar. I know. I'll go get some. 69 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:02,600 You weren't. 70 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:04,540 Where's your manners? 71 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,980 Why didn't you leave me some of them eggs? 72 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:07,300 I didn't touch them. 73 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:08,700 Oh, shut up and don't make things worse. 74 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,400 The next time a thing like that happens, I'll gouge your eyes out. But you 75 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,280 can't. I'll tear your tonsils out. You ain't supposed to eat until we're all 76 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,080 seated. And everybody has an equal chance. Oh, shut up. 77 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,240 What'd you say? 78 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:26,649 behave yourself. 79 00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:30,450 You can take my word, Mo. Your word's no good. At least I'll get my rightful 80 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:31,450 share of those potatoes. 81 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,950 Oh, another chiseler, eh? 82 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,890 What's the matter with you? Wait a minute. I didn't do nothing. You didn't 83 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:40,769 nothing, eh? 84 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:42,210 You ate everything but the platter. 85 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:46,890 All right, now you're full. You guys cook my breakfast. Boil me some noodles 86 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:51,010 fry me some eggs. Oh, my nerves. 87 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,290 My nerves. 88 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:53,990 Get the spaghetti. 89 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:55,110 Okay. 90 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:58,100 How do you like the eggs? 91 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,360 Sunny side down. 92 00:06:59,580 --> 00:07:00,960 And don't turn them over. 93 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,840 Where is that fresh honey? 94 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,580 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 95 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:35,850 If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's bologna and 96 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,410 whipped cream, and we haven't got any. 97 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,040 Nice spaghetti. 98 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,480 Hey. 99 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,820 You imbecile. 100 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,760 You're a nitwit. That's what you are. 101 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,220 What's the matter with you? 102 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,319 Hey, Moe. 103 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:47,520 There's a bear in the window. You're wacky. What do you mean, bear in the 104 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,120 window? There's no bear around here. 105 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,080 Oh, oh, oh. You're right. There is a bear around here. 106 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,340 Here. You take this bear trap. 107 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:57,080 You take this gun. 108 00:08:57,530 --> 00:09:00,350 Now go on out there and get him. I'd go with you, but my knife is a shot. 109 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:03,130 I ain't got the knife either. Go on, scat now. 110 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:12,490 Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Thanks. 111 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:18,070 Look at me shaking. I've got the chills again. 112 00:09:20,170 --> 00:09:21,170 Hey, 113 00:09:22,090 --> 00:09:24,710 we'll set a trap for him here. When he comes back for lunch, we'll get him. 114 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:25,810 Great. 115 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,300 I'd like to see the expression I bear when he gets in that trap. 116 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:54,900 Yeah. 117 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:18,740 He's got him. He's got him. 118 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,220 You want the bear to eat him alive? 119 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,520 Go out there and help him. 120 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,480 That bear don't need no help. 121 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,460 What are you, a coward? 122 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:26,700 Yes. 123 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,560 Go on out and save him. 124 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:31,560 I'll go, but my heart ain't in it. Go on. 125 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,880 If I wasn't afraid, I mean, if I wasn't sick, I'd help you too. 126 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,500 How do you like that? 127 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,800 Afraid of a little teddy bear. 128 00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:06,090 There was only the trap. 129 00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:08,730 What's the idea of scaring us half to death? 130 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:12,090 The bear was here in person, I tell you. I saw him with my eyes. I heard him 131 00:11:12,090 --> 00:11:14,130 with my ears. And his trap got me by the tail. 132 00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:15,510 Where did he go? 133 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:16,570 That way. 134 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:17,850 Come on. 135 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:41,799 Give me that gun. 136 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,100 I didn't do nothing. Shut up. 137 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,660 Boy, a duck. 138 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,160 That's what I call hunting. 139 00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:54,340 What are you doing? 140 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,160 Waiting for the dressing and the cranberry sauce. 141 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,400 Isn't this a pretty spot? 142 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,840 What a place. 143 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:13,060 You sure you feel good enough to go hunting, Moe? I feel wonderful. 144 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,420 Go on, you boys shoot your bear. I'll wait here. 145 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,860 Oh, still afraid, huh? 146 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,980 Afraid? Me afraid? 147 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,720 Now I'm mad. 148 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:22,360 It's either the bear or me. 149 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,080 Go ahead. I'll bring up the rear in case she attacks from behind. 150 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:48,670 Hey, fellas, be careful. Get down. 151 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:02,510 Hey, fellas, I got that... 152 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,780 Well, go on after him. What's stopping you? 153 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:25,739 The bear. 154 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:30,600 Why, you... Come on. Hey, wait a minute. Look at these rocks. 155 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,360 Let's barricade the cave and smother them to death. 156 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,180 I think I got a little piece of brain now. 157 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,200 Okay, let's go. 158 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,340 Here. Here's one. Catch it. 159 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,560 too much for them. Let's get them back to the car. Come on. 160 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,720 Come on. 161 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,660 Take it easy. 162 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:11,780 Okay. 163 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,940 One, two, three. 164 00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:17,460 Now rest easy. 165 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,840 Let's get the cave locked up before the bear gets out. Okay. 166 00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:35,700 Oh, you want to play, eh? 167 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:37,740 Hey, 168 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,200 you, this is no time to play games. 169 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:42,980 Hey, 170 00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,540 Larry, we got him. We got him. 171 00:14:47,140 --> 00:14:48,980 Look. Are you sure he's dead? 172 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,520 Certainly. If you don't believe me, put your head to his chest and listen to his 173 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,520 heart. 174 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,300 I'll take your word for it. 175 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,140 Say, he'll make a beautiful rug. 176 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,960 Do you know a taxidermist? 177 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,440 Certainly. My cousin Willie from Pittsburgh. He drives a taxi. 178 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,169 Taxidermist, taxidermist. 179 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,230 Taxidermist to you, too. Come on, help me put him in the car. 180 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:15,090 Oh, boy, we got a bear, a great big bear, without firing a single shot. 181 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:16,630 That's what I call hunting. 182 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:46,290 I didn't hit you. Oh, yes, you did. You hit me, but I didn't hit you. 183 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:47,650 Oh, skip it. 184 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,730 Oh! 185 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,110 Say, you did it again. 186 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,770 Hey, how could you hit me over here if your hand's in your lap? 187 00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,190 Yeah. 188 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,610 What a dope I am. I'll say. 189 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:00,830 It was more all... 190 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,680 What will Moe say when he sees us? You'll forget. 191 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,940 Moe is no longer with us. The bear ate him up. 192 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,360 Poor Moe. 193 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,640 Oh, woe is Moe. Oh, woe is you. 194 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,819 Oh, Moe. 195 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,440 Oh, look. 196 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:55,120 And now my doctor says I'll have to go back to bed for six months. 197 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,600 I find the defendant not guilty. 198 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,240 Case dismissed. 199 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:01,400 Thank you, Your Honor. You're entirely welcome. 200 00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:03,660 Do you mind if I have Exhibit A back again, Your Honor? 201 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,940 Oh, certainly not. Help yourself. 202 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200 Thank you, Your Honor. 203 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:09,579 Unfair. Why, it's a good thing we're helping you. Oh, 204 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,560 boys. Yes? 205 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,940 I have something for you. Give it to us. Come on. You got it. 14007