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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:33,720 What a newspaper. 2 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:34,980 What an organization. 3 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:36,760 Send those news hawks in here. 4 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,840 You're a fine bunch of reporters. I sent you out to get a story, and what 5 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,940 happens? Nothing. But, boss, we couldn't help it. They got the place surrounded 6 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:54,840 by roughneck guards, and it's suicide for a news hawk to be in the 7 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,160 Oh, yeah? 8 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,540 Look at the Star Press. 9 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,140 They got the story. 10 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,000 They got the story. 11 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,820 That's what I need on this paper. More men like they have on the Star Press. 12 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,500 Are they merry -go -men or what? 13 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,860 I'll get a story or I'll tear the town apart. 14 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:20,280 I'll get a story or else... There are 15 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:27,620 three 16 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:28,720 Star Press reporters now. 17 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,420 Hey! Star Press! 18 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,420 They cut out the stone and go on up there. 19 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,700 Yeah, it's your turn. 20 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:49,180 I've been running my legs off all morning till the cubs on my pants are 21 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:50,540 Afraid of what? 22 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,900 You're our great bunch of reporters. 23 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,560 You're all fired. Get out. 24 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,680 Hurry up. Come on, Stoop. We'll all go. 25 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,719 What are you doing? 26 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:19,740 Listening to the band. 27 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,740 Would you like to hear some birdies? I'd love it. Take off your hat. 28 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:28,780 Get going. 29 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,280 This way, please. 30 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,360 Well, 31 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,640 how would you boys like to do a little work for me? Sure. We do the best work 32 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,080 town. Yes, and it's guaranteed. 33 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,340 Certainly. We're colossal. We're stupendous. We're terrific. 34 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:01,620 We're even supportive. 35 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,480 He's always clowning. Where's the work, boss? 36 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,640 Well, here's a story about Prince Sham and old lady Van Bussel. I want to find 37 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,220 out if he really intends to press his suit. 38 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,330 He ought to. A man can't get married in baggy pants. 39 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:20,250 I want you reporters to get me the lowdown on this story. 40 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:26,970 Reporters? We ain't... Now, you get me a picture of Prince Sham, and I'll give 41 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,110 you each a hundred dollar bonus. 42 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:30,690 What good is a hundred dollar bogus? 43 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,790 Bonus, not bogus. Don't you know what bonus is? 44 00:03:34,250 --> 00:03:35,250 Certainly, Spanish. 45 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:37,990 Bonus nachos. Si, si, senor. 46 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,390 Si, si. 47 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:53,730 I can't help it. It's the gypsy in me. 48 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,050 I'll gypsy you later. 49 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:56,809 Okay, boys. 50 00:03:56,810 --> 00:03:57,810 You get me the picture. 51 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,230 So long. So long. 52 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,210 Oh! 53 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:22,490 Is this the Farnsworth Employment Agency? 54 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,850 Well, this is Flint at the Van Bussell residence. 55 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:27,330 What about the cook and the two butlers you were going to send me? 56 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:30,530 I know they're tough to get, but I need some help. 57 00:04:32,850 --> 00:04:35,550 Well, send them over as quickly as possible. The sooner, the better. 58 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:36,930 Never mind that order. 59 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:38,230 Everything's under control. 60 00:04:38,770 --> 00:04:39,709 I'm your new cook. 61 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:42,350 There's your two butlers. Oh, splendid. So you're the new cook. 62 00:04:42,570 --> 00:04:44,630 Well, now, remember, we serve dinner promptly at eight. 63 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:49,810 And, incidentally, are you good on stews? Certainly. He's always half 64 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,220 Now, whenever you're ready, serve the drinks and don't forget the canopies. 65 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,840 Canopies? Oh, you mean the toast with the lace curtains? 66 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,360 Such levity. 67 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,740 You remind me of the Three Stooges. Hey! 68 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,200 That's an insult! 69 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,840 Well, now, I was only joking. 70 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,040 Carry on. 71 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,420 Now, what would he want with a can of peas? 72 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,400 Not can of peas. Can of peas. 73 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:13,540 Not can of peas. Can of peas. 74 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,740 Whatever's as crazy and it's not you. 75 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,900 Right. Can of peas. 76 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,740 Hors d 'oeuvres. Which one? 77 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,440 Canopies, hors d 'oeuvres. Make up your mind. 78 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,360 You put them on crackers. 79 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:26,180 They give you an appetite like a horse. 80 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,900 Oh, animal crackers. 81 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:32,500 Go on, make the canopies. What animal crackers? 82 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,920 Listen, fatter brain. 83 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:40,100 Take this camera. Keep your eyes open. The minute you see the prints, snap his 84 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,600 picture. Make it a candid picture. 85 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,300 Yeah, a candid picture of canopies. 86 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,760 You gonna start that again? 87 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,660 I wish he would have made a chopped liver. 88 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:47,920 Here. 89 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,260 Let's see, canapes. 90 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,540 Ah, canapes. 91 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,380 Animal crackers. 92 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,820 Can't open that. 93 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,840 Canapes? 94 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:16,540 Canapes? 95 00:06:25,159 --> 00:06:29,040 Canapes? Prince Sam, will you have some hors d 'oeuvres? Oh, thank you, Mrs. Van 96 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,040 Bossen. 97 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:38,120 Why, my dear, this cape here has turned green. It's mildewed. 98 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:42,460 What? That's no cape, sir. That's canapes. Fool! 99 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:43,900 So am I. 100 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:24,250 You go get a picture of those two while I peddle a lemonade. 101 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,010 They're over there by the piano. 102 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:35,690 Here you are, folks. Get your ice cold lemonade. It's delicious. 103 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:37,070 You'll love it. 104 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:39,930 What's the matter with her? 105 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:42,050 Here you are, folks. Get your... 106 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,960 It's delicious. You'll love it. Here you are, folks. Step up now. 107 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:13,200 You'll love it. It's... Have a lemonade? 108 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,180 Listen, you idiot. That's for the guests. 109 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,880 And don't handle the ice with your hands, you feather brain. I think you're 110 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,860 right. I'm starting to get chill blames. Hold this, will you please? 111 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,140 Go get the ice tongs. Yes, sir. 112 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:36,900 Everything's okay, boss. We get in all right. 113 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,419 Yeah. I'll see if they're snapping the picture. 114 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,720 Goodbye. 115 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,680 Keep my nose out of here. I'm suffocating. 116 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:03,670 Why don't you look where you're going? 117 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:05,410 Why don't you keep your nose out of strange doors? 118 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,450 Oh, 119 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:16,670 ice town. Yeah. 120 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:21,290 Here, go on. 121 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,220 I think it's silly, too, but orders is orders. 122 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,520 Put those things away. 123 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,680 Have a lemonade, ten cents a piece, or three for a quarter. What? 124 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,080 I'm sorry, have all you want. Don't cost anything. 125 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,260 Here's eggs in your vest. 126 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:04,960 That's my tenth one today. 127 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:11,970 Oh, the health these days, it's deplorable. 128 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:18,330 Nice little turkey getting its bath at 7 .30 and we'll be well cooked by 8 o 129 00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:19,330 'clock. 130 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,090 You're a wise guy, huh? 131 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:35,330 There we are. 132 00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:38,530 Prince Sham. 133 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:41,190 I think we should announce our wedding date, don't you? 134 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:42,870 Oh, well, no, my dear. 135 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:48,790 I think in a globe that would be so much more romantic, why don't we plan to run 136 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:50,230 away together next week, huh? 137 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:52,710 Oh! 138 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,570 What's this? 139 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,350 It's for Dad. 140 00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:00,050 I'm so sorry, Prince. 141 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:04,970 Stupid people. Oh, take nothing of it, my dear. It's all perfectly all right. 142 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:06,770 I'm sorry, madam. Can I take your glasses? 143 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:09,970 You know... 144 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,600 news for you. The prince is really going to marry the dame. They're all open 145 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,539 next week. 146 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:56,740 But I didn't get a picture. You didn't? Give me that camera. I'll get a picture, 147 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,960 I hope. Hurry back. 148 00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,680 Hey, 149 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,920 my turkey, it's burning. 150 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,880 Oh, come on, my shoe. Just my luck. 151 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:28,030 lose a hundred bucks? Are you out of your mind? What's the matter with you? 152 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:30,750 turkey belongs to those people. Now, don't let me ever hear you say or do 153 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,750 anything again to a turkey. 154 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,830 Don't worry, buddy. We can do without mashed potatoes. 155 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,880 haunt you. 156 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,120 That's incredible. 157 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,040 we don't get the $100 bonus until we get a picture of the prince. 158 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,740 You're right. Let's go and find him. 159 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,020 And don't shoot until you see the bags under his eyes. Right. 160 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:32,300 Imagine that suffering old fool falling for that line. 161 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,460 I told you to shut up. But I... 162 00:14:55,460 --> 00:15:02,300 Jeepers, creepers, 163 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,320 what a night. 164 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,660 I told you to be quiet. 165 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,620 Come on. 166 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,399 What's that? 167 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 It's them. 168 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:21,100 I got you. With the gudge and you're going to jail. 169 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,140 I'm sorry, Mr. Bull, but the prince ain't a prince at all. He's a crook. We 170 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,460 a picture of him robbing the safe. We had him arrested. 171 00:16:18,820 --> 00:16:20,920 Yeah, so there ain't no wedding and there ain't no story. 172 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,839 No story? 173 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,120 Why, this is the greatest scoop that ever hit this town. 174 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,100 Stop the presses. Hold everything for an extra. For an extra hundred? You said 175 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,240 it. Take this to the cashier and get your dough. 176 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,420 Oh, boys, we're making this. 177 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,060 I shall marry instead of that terrible prince. 12644