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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,370 --> 00:00:36,850 Professor Dunkfeather is concentrating. 2 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:42,630 Ah, just as I suspected that she had dandruff. 3 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:47,330 Proving absolutely a case of suicide. 4 00:00:48,230 --> 00:00:49,250 What is it, Perkins? 5 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,430 This is Mr. Wallace from the Times. He's come to interview you. 6 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:55,010 Excellent. That will be all, Perkins. 7 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:58,950 Professor Dunkfeather, my paper wants the inside story on the breaking up of 8 00:00:58,950 --> 00:00:59,869 Great Spy Ring. 9 00:00:59,870 --> 00:01:02,970 By far the strangest case in all my experience. 10 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:10,120 It began one day when three master salesmen were canvassing from house to 11 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:17,280 If we don't sell one of these reducing machines today, the landlady said we'd 12 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,280 sleeping on the sidewalk. 13 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,440 Say, I stopped the landlady this morning. 14 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,960 How? I says to her, do you want us to be patriotic and buy war bonds, or do you 15 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,560 want us to be unpatriotic and pay the rent? 16 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:28,940 You had her there. 17 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,280 That's what I thought. But if we don't pay the rent, we still sleep on the 18 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,280 sidewalk. 19 00:01:33,649 --> 00:01:38,010 Yes? Good day, madam. We... Pardon me. We represent the Miracle Reducing 20 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:41,270 Company, Inc. Our machine is guaranteed to take off ten pounds a day. 21 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:42,470 Are you kidding? 22 00:01:45,370 --> 00:01:49,610 As I said before, this remarkable machine puts on ten pounds an hour. I 23 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,690 want any. You peddlers are driving me crazy. 24 00:01:51,970 --> 00:01:55,370 Precisely why we are here, madam. We too loathe those scarless door -to -door 25 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:59,230 leeches. My vice president will show you exactly what I mean. Show her, vice. 26 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,180 Thank you. 27 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:05,760 That'll be 50 cents. 28 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:09,360 Thank you. Now about this remarkable machine of ours. 29 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:14,680 You know, we generally get what the... What are you walking into me for? I 30 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,559 almost had a soul. 31 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,900 The miracle machine of the age. And if you increase the voltage, you can knock 32 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:19,900 off 20 pounds. 33 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 Really? 34 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,140 Really. Ready? Contact! 35 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:25,420 Contact! Contact! 36 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:33,770 See those pounds oozing off? 37 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:38,350 Yes. Yes. And if you get tired of using it as a reducing machine, it makes a 38 00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:40,570 remarkable cocktail shaker. I'll take one. 39 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:41,930 Take her out of her seat. 40 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:46,950 Hey, it's off. 41 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:48,850 Oh. How do you spell 50? 42 00:02:49,110 --> 00:02:50,110 Make it 75. 43 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:51,150 What did you say? 44 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,230 I say it's nice to be alive. 45 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:54,490 Wonderful rain we had last night. 46 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,870 Marvelous. It simply drenched the place. 47 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,250 Practically wet everything. 48 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:15,950 What has that got to do with the spy ring? 49 00:03:16,270 --> 00:03:17,270 Nothing. 50 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:25,450 But late that same day, they came to the home of Graves, the great inventor. 51 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:30,710 They had been walking for miles and miles and miles. 52 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:35,490 Boy, what a neighborhood. This is the first house we've come to in five miles. 53 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,690 Guy lives here, must be a hermit. Yeah. 54 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,210 If we don't sell anything here, me and my feet is quitting. 55 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:42,890 What is it? 56 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:44,820 What, what? 57 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,060 You didn't say nothing. 58 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,580 No, but I did. 59 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,280 Shut up. 60 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,960 What do you want? 61 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:58,700 We want to see the owner on important business. 62 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,660 This guy don't want to buy nothing. 63 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,920 No, he's heavy enough. 64 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:19,589 Say, what's the idea of all the clocks? 65 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:23,970 Mr. Graves, the master, will show exactly what time it is in all 66 00:04:23,970 --> 00:04:24,969 time is it? 67 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:28,690 Shh. In two seconds, it'll be five o 'clock in Russia. 68 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:31,390 Hey, 69 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:39,270 let's come back at 12 o 'clock and hear the whole song. Shut up. 70 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:40,970 Mr. Graves is in his den. 71 00:04:41,230 --> 00:04:42,510 Follow me. Go ahead. 72 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:05,320 Firetakers, fine, fine. 73 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:08,920 Now, your wages are $100 a month, room and board. 74 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,880 But we're not cool. Yes, we are. 75 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:15,540 I want you to look out for spies, especially Jap spies. 76 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:18,340 You're not a Jap, are you? 77 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,300 Me, a Jap? 78 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,380 I'll kill you. Wait a minute. 79 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,520 He meant sap, not Jap. 80 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:26,760 Oh. 81 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:32,140 I want one of you boys to take this gun, just in case. 82 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:35,650 Are you sure you know how to handle that gun? 83 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:36,850 Are you kidding? 84 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,870 That's the front end. That's the back end. This is the gimmick you pull. 85 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:46,330 This was the gun. 86 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:48,730 Then Graves was the master spy. 87 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:50,330 I'll tell the story. 88 00:05:52,110 --> 00:05:54,910 Mr. Graves was called away on a secret mission. 89 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:59,570 So he had the three salesmen brought to his den where he gave them instructions. 90 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,770 Gentlemen, I've been called away to Washington. 91 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:03,730 To demonstrate my new death ray machine. 92 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,650 It will destroy millions. 93 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:10,090 Yeah, but what's that got to do with us? Just this. While I'm gone, I want you 94 00:06:10,090 --> 00:06:14,070 men to sleep in the house. So enemy spies won't break in and steal any of my 95 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:17,370 invention. If enemy spies get fresh with us, I'll dash their head against the 96 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:20,490 wall. I'll chop off their arms. I'll break their rear door. I'll destroy 97 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:21,490 I'll tear them. 98 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:26,990 If an emergency arises, use this bomb. 99 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:30,270 It will destroy everything and everybody. 100 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:33,390 Oh, he won't need that, as long as I've got my old trusty shooting iron. 101 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:38,110 Be careful with that thing. You've got nothing to worry about. I unloaded it, 102 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:39,150 see? 103 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:46,030 You unloaded it, huh? 104 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,130 I'll unload your brains if you've got any. 105 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:53,630 Now remember, boys, you will defend my property until your life's blood flows 106 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:54,630 down the Florida rivers. 107 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:56,990 Goodbye. Okay, boss, you've got nothing to worry about. 108 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,320 Those graves and his bodyguard. This is our chance. 109 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,640 What about those three guys in the house? We'll take care of them. 110 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,760 What do you suppose I got these outfits for? 111 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,760 I'll signal when I get inside. 112 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,740 The place is all locked up and we're the only ones in here. 113 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,200 Oh, Rachmaninoff's prelude. And believe me, that's a hard piece. 114 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:30,440 May I have this dance? 115 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,020 Say, you're not a bad dancer. 116 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,340 You got your legs on backwards. I bet you tell it to all the boys. Wait a 117 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:41,380 minute. If we're here alone, who's playing the piano? 118 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:42,820 What difference does... 119 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:51,520 There's 120 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,439 nobody there. 121 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,080 Let's sneak up on them. Go ahead. 122 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,790 Yeah, see, we got nothing to worry about. 123 00:08:10,910 --> 00:08:14,710 But, Professor, who threw the pie? 124 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:16,570 That was one of the mysteries. 125 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,630 You will see as I continue. 126 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:23,030 The next thing that happened, the salesmen were in a conference. 127 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,750 What was that? 128 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,170 Shortwave, take it down, quick. 129 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:41,559 What's it say? 130 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:43,900 Ah, shut up. 131 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,600 What'd that mean? 132 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,260 You too? 133 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:51,720 We can't cover this place right unless we split up. You go in the den. You go 134 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,260 the basement. Go ahead, get started. 135 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,080 That's a strange story, Professor, but who was throwing those pies? 136 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,940 Ah, wouldn't you like to know? But wait. 137 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:07,600 Right after that, there was something else happening that baffled description. 138 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:19,550 around here to be afraid of I hope 139 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:50,290 friends and keep them. Four volumes. 140 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:52,370 Where's the other one? 141 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:56,270 What's the matter? Did you see what happened? No. 142 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:57,510 No? 143 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:00,150 Look in there. 144 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:04,810 I don't see nothing. 145 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,230 Stand aside. 146 00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:42,130 head right through your socks. 147 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:17,980 Hey, Larry, is there anybody following me? No, but when I opened the door, 148 00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,240 was a Jack Spice in there. 149 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,240 He had flame coming out of his nose. 150 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,440 He had a big long... 151 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,540 . . 11122