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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,710 --> 00:00:33,070 Get your... Get your... Get a scorecard. You can't tell the players without a 2 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:34,070 scorecard. 3 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:38,310 I don't mean to miss the reputation to cast Malari's jurisdiction upon you, but 4 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:41,850 today I'm giving away a house and lot, a diamond -studded wristwatch, a special 5 00:00:41,850 --> 00:00:45,730 sedan, and as an added prize, I'm giving away a custom -built second -hand tire. 6 00:00:45,890 --> 00:00:46,609 I'll take that. 7 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:47,610 Who's talking to you? 8 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:51,950 Wait a minute. It's no use. There's nobody stopping for us. 9 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,290 They will. Come here. 10 00:00:57,710 --> 00:01:00,430 Now you stay there, and when he stops, sell him one of these. If he stops. 11 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:01,990 Here comes one now. 12 00:01:03,190 --> 00:01:04,830 Get your daily double here. 13 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:10,190 He's gone. 14 00:01:31,180 --> 00:01:33,620 Listen, buddy, you can't afford to miss a terrific chance like this. A winner 15 00:01:33,620 --> 00:01:34,298 every day. 16 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,860 I'll guarantee you four winners. I'll make it five. Six. 17 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,480 Seven. Eight. Nine. 18 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,640 Just a minute. There's only eight races. 19 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,300 Last race, dead heat. Two winners. 20 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:43,399 That so? 21 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,500 Certainly. Well, give me one. 22 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:51,500 Just a second. These horses ran day before yesterday. 23 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:52,900 They won, didn't they? 24 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,640 Give me back my money. No mistakes rectified after you leave the window. 25 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,640 bunch of crooks, huh? 26 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,300 Police! Police! 27 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:00,880 There's one over there. 28 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:24,330 Say, buddy, is that cop after you, too? 29 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:29,030 Yeah, I... What's the matter with you? 30 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:36,210 I thought you was a dummy when I got the... Oh, try to pull a fast one, huh? 31 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:37,450 Give me your hand. 32 00:02:39,350 --> 00:02:40,350 Arthritis. 33 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:42,870 Now. 34 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,050 Now I've got to go. 35 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:21,100 Pardon me, but I'm working my way through college, and I... Boy, 36 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:24,880 that was a close shave. Hey, fellas, look. 37 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:30,920 Spread out. 38 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:37,980 Stebbins, draw my ball. 39 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:40,660 Yes, my lord. 40 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,160 Hot, cold, or muddy. 41 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,720 Oh, as you wish. 42 00:03:47,980 --> 00:03:49,420 What's the matter? Too hot? 43 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,060 No, too muddy. 44 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:17,960 I was dispossessed yesterday. 45 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,340 Why didn't you call up Washington? Get yourself an FBI loan. 46 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:26,380 Mommy, 47 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,540 can I have some milk now? 48 00:05:28,940 --> 00:05:32,300 Not now, darling. Maybe later Mommy can get you some. 49 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,040 You hide the kids, scram. 50 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:35,620 Get us some milk. With what? 51 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,620 With this. 52 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:51,910 I'm afraid you finished them. Oh, no, not that. 53 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:53,850 Mama. 54 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:55,470 Mama. 55 00:05:58,910 --> 00:05:59,910 Mama. 56 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:04,550 Give me Ripley. 57 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,890 Yeah, believe it or not. Hey, you got a dial for us. 58 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:09,909 Yeah, here. 59 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:10,910 Oh! 60 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,490 Come on, I'll mash you like a potato. 61 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:48,530 Oh, yes. 62 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:50,910 Oh, yes. 63 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,250 But when? 64 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,600 to be a lesson to you. 65 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,720 There we are, home sweet home. 66 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,480 Nothing left to do but have it ensured. 67 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:28,200 Here's the milk for the baby. 68 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:29,620 Thank you. 69 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,160 You? 70 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:42,640 Jersey? 71 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:45,840 No, New York. 72 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,620 Stop it. Hey, fellas. 73 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 Look what I got. 74 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:50,620 Oh, smelt. 75 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,120 Here, scale it. 76 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,340 What are you doing? 77 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,980 Scaling. Go on, cook that thing. Make the head well done, the middle medium, 78 00:07:58,980 --> 00:07:59,980 tail rare. 79 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:24,020 a flying fish. 80 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:53,390 What kind of fish you say this was? Saw. 81 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:54,850 Saw. See? 82 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:56,270 Saw. 83 00:08:58,410 --> 00:08:59,410 Saw. 84 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,600 Sort of the legacy. 85 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,000 So, see? 86 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:57,910 Hark! Hark! 87 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,660 What's on your mind? You know, if we could get into the track, and if we had 88 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,660 tip, we could bet on the horse. 89 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:31,960 If we had some money. 90 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,180 What are you smuggling? 91 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:36,580 Turn loose, Al. 92 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:42,720 Why, you cheap crook, stealing a baby's bank. 93 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:45,780 It's only a lend -lease. I figured I'd bet on the 50 to one shot and double the 94 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:46,559 baby's money. 95 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:47,560 Why, you imbecile. 96 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,500 Why don't you pick a hundred to one shot and triple it? 97 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,739 Oh, okay. 98 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:51,639 Wait a minute. 99 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,200 If we spend any money to get from there, we won't have any left to bet on the 100 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,540 horse. Well, we do. 101 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:57,230 Press. Press. 102 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,110 Come on, follow me. 103 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,250 Press. 104 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,630 Press. 105 00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,130 Press. 106 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:09,230 Press. 107 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,890 Press. Press. 108 00:11:14,370 --> 00:11:15,370 Pull. 109 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:19,890 Well, 110 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,670 don't look like we're going to get any suckers today. 111 00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:29,160 No. I've got a good notion to go back into Vaudeville with my ventriloquist 112 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,620 You've probably forgotten how to throw your voice by this time. 113 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,900 Oh, you think so? 114 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,380 Well, here we are. 115 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,160 Let's look the bank tails over. Come on. 116 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,800 Look. 117 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,000 Watch me have some fun with that sap. 118 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,040 Say, you look pretty good to me. 119 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,400 You're not bad looking yourself, big boy. 120 00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,020 I bet you tell a talk. 121 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,120 Are you talking to me? 122 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,920 Yeah. 123 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,680 Bet all you got on me, sucker. 124 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,440 I'm going to win this race. No kidding. No kidding. 125 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,780 That's all I want to know. 126 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,040 No, it's a mother. 127 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,120 I got a tip, a hot tip. What's her name? 128 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,120 It's no her, it's a him. What's his name? 129 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,320 Bearded Lady. 130 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,650 Who gave you the tip, the owner? No, the horse. 131 00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:25,929 Oh, yeah. 132 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:28,730 No, the horse. The horse. Hey, come here. 133 00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:37,230 Hangover's taking the lead. 134 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:40,370 Pickup is running second, and White Covenant is running a bad third. 135 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:44,290 White Covenant is moving into contention, and Pickup is staying fast. 136 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:48,230 Nip and tuck between Hangover and White Covenant and Pickup. 137 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:20,860 boys are too lucky to be betting on horses, you ought to own one. I think 138 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,920 got something there. You said it. And we're going to sell you one. Come on, 139 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920 boys. Well, 140 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,240 there you are, boys. 141 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,560 Seabasket, the wonder horse. 142 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:30,960 Looks more like a fugitive from a glue factory to me. 143 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,760 I wouldn't have him as a gift. 144 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,600 I bet you never won a race. 145 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,620 I won the Kentucky Derby once. 146 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:38,940 No. 147 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,280 Yeah. 148 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,920 What else? I beat Philomignon in the porterhouse stakes. 149 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:45,960 That's good enough for me. 150 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,499 We'll take them. 151 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:50,040 Thanks. Why, you... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come here. 152 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,860 Tell them what you told me. Come on. 153 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,220 Tell them. 154 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,240 Why, you sap. 155 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,780 Just for that, I'll never speak to you again. 156 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:25,390 Must be time for his vitamins. Okay, let's go. 157 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:27,970 Oh, boy. Oh. 158 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:32,330 You hold his mouth open, I'll blow this pill down his throat. 159 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,589 What's the matter? 160 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,990 I swallowed the pill. That was vitamin C. 161 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,640 What's keeping that doctor? 162 00:15:05,820 --> 00:15:06,860 How's the patient, Doc? 163 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,080 Fine. 164 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,620 Why, 165 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:12,240 you... The patient is all right. 166 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,320 It's a boy. 167 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,580 Here he is, Doc. 168 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,960 I wonder if you can talk. 10776