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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:28,000 Now, now, girls, everything's going to be all right. 2 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,900 Oh, but it isn't going to be all right. We can't get married. 3 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:36,960 The wedding bells will start to ring. 4 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:38,240 Ding, dong, ding. 5 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,520 The parties, they will start to swing. 6 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,740 Swing, dong, ding. 7 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,100 The bride's room will start to swing. 8 00:00:54,670 --> 00:00:58,050 Just thinking, five minutes, we'll be married. And a glorious honeymoon on the 9 00:00:58,050 --> 00:01:00,150 water. I'll hire a large rowboat in the park. 10 00:01:04,769 --> 00:01:05,770 Oh, 11 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:07,170 get out of the way. Come on. 12 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:12,930 Stella, Nella, Bella. 13 00:01:14,570 --> 00:01:15,570 What's the matter? 14 00:01:15,850 --> 00:01:17,610 We have to call the wedding off. 15 00:01:18,230 --> 00:01:19,230 Father's in jail. 16 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:21,890 We know he's in jail. He's been the warden for years. 17 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,060 warden and father's a convict. 18 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:38,360 Oh, don't cry, honey. 19 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:41,280 I can't stand that. Dry your tears, dear. 20 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:44,980 That's it. And you, you make me feel so sad. Stop that now. 21 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:02,710 Listen, you've got nothing to worry about. We'll get into the jail and get 22 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:06,490 father out. But there's something fishy going on. They won't arrest ordinary 23 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:08,949 people. We're not ordinary people. 24 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:10,930 We're morons. 25 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:12,150 Speak for yourself. 26 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,790 We've got to get into that jail. 27 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,010 Come on. 28 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:31,120 We're practically in the clink now. 29 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:32,620 Come on. 30 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:40,100 Who did that? 31 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:41,600 We did. Arrest us. 32 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,860 Oh, close your eyes. 33 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,580 Our jail is for important people. 34 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,320 Some nerve. He wouldn't arrest us. 35 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,620 I got the idea. We get some rocks, we throw them through a window, we're sure 36 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:58,640 get pinched. Swell. 37 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:00,720 I think of that. 38 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,060 What a dumbbell. 39 00:03:04,020 --> 00:03:05,360 What are you doing? 40 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,760 I'm mad at myself. 41 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,120 So am I. 42 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,800 Listen, 43 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:14,720 you. What? I think I know where I can find some rocks. 44 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:24,460 Mr. Lasky, there she is, all done and absolutely on break. 45 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,600 We'll get the other panel in now, and you can help me. It's out in the back. 46 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 All right. 47 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:37,500 Company, halt! 48 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,180 Right face! 49 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,640 Ready, aim! 50 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:43,460 Wait a minute! 51 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,860 I said right face. 52 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,260 This is my right face. Well, I don't like it. 53 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:49,060 That way. 54 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,470 it didn't break. Something broke? 55 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:03,110 I thought I heard a hollow sound. 56 00:04:03,430 --> 00:04:04,430 Hey, Moe, I get this. 57 00:04:04,770 --> 00:04:05,770 What? 58 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:10,430 Hey, Moe, say something. Talk to me. Anything. 59 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:11,990 I hate you. 60 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,550 That's the sweetest words you ever said. And you won't slap me? Who said I 61 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:16,550 wouldn't? 62 00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:18,250 Get up. 63 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,250 We gotta get into jail and that window's gotta be broken. 64 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,530 What can we do? 65 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:23,650 I don't know. 66 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:25,070 Use your head. 67 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:05,290 4 -5 -7 -3 -6. If you're going to be out late tonight, you better take the key. 68 00:05:05,370 --> 00:05:06,370 I want to go to sleep myself. 69 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:08,210 All right. So long. Have a good time. 70 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:09,450 All right, guys. 71 00:05:09,950 --> 00:05:10,950 How could he see us? 72 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:12,770 Must have been the garlic egg last night. 73 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:17,810 Hello, Mr. Nolan. Come in. 74 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:21,010 That's for us. 75 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,160 bobble machine in jail. 76 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,400 That's where they belong. 77 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:48,660 That's for me. 78 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,460 We've got to find our financier's father. Maybe he's in some sort of 79 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,320 Well, wherever he is, we've got to find him. Come on. 80 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:23,860 Boys! 81 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,760 It's him. Our future father -in -law. 82 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Hello, Mr. Stevens. 83 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,820 The girls told us about the trouble you were in, and we got in here to help you 84 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,400 escape. No, no, nothing like that. 85 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,100 There's only one way for me to get out of here, and that's to expose that 86 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:37,020 crooked grafting walker. And then I can get my warden's job back. 87 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:38,380 But how can you expose them? 88 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,320 They've been using this place as a hideout for racketeers and gangsters. 89 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,900 Right now, they're holding a big party in the main dining room. 90 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,030 Here. Get some candid camera pictures for evidence, and I'll soon be free. 91 00:06:48,290 --> 00:06:49,970 And then it's willing bills for us? That's right. 92 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:51,970 Leave it to me. I'm an expert. 93 00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:54,810 Exhibit A. 94 00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:56,009 Exhibit B. 95 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:57,010 Oh! 96 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,030 This is really something. 97 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:16,009 Come on. 98 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:18,610 Sorry, gentlemen. I can't admit you unless you have formal attire. 99 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:19,830 Oh, snooty, eh? 100 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,750 Yeah, you've got to have a snoot suit. 101 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:27,510 See, that guy's suit will fit me. What are we waiting for? 102 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:29,410 Hey, Billigan. 103 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:34,270 I haven't got my glasses, see? I've got static in the left eye. Tell me, what 104 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,270 time is it? 105 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:38,670 Okay, I got mine. 106 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,450 You see what you can find, I'll meet you inside. 107 00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:41,730 How are you? Come on. 108 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:48,970 Now, see here, you've been my tailor for years, and the day when I need my 109 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:52,910 clothes most, you have to disappoint me. I didn't have time to finish the suit. 110 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:56,570 I just cut it loosely based, and when you phoned and said, bring it 111 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,410 Get the camera and let's get going. I'll run interference for you. 112 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:19,970 I'll hide behind the drapes in case you need me. Okay. 113 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:34,010 Ah, you naughty boys. I see you've joined our party. Yes. 114 00:08:34,409 --> 00:08:35,409 Are you dancing? 115 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:36,830 Are you asking? 116 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,750 Well, yes, I'm asking. 117 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:39,970 Then I'm dancing. 118 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:45,830 Fun's fun, but this is ridiculous. 119 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,110 Oh, no! 120 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,830 What was the name? Would you like to trip over the Lake Fantasia? 121 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:54,950 Spirit. 122 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:06,630 Could you care to dance? Do you rumble? Only when I take bicarbonate. 123 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,470 But let's dance anyway. 124 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,880 dancing. 125 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,770 hang everybody in the joint. I can't now. Come on, I said. 126 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,290 You two, get going. 127 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,040 Here, take a hold of this. 128 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,600 We'll have you set up in a minute. 129 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,740 This will be just the thing. 130 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,160 Now, if you didn't have TB, I'd be able to get this around you. What do you 131 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,839 mean, TB? 132 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,880 Two bellies. Oh. 133 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,460 Okay. All right. 134 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,539 There's the key. 135 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,280 Oh, thanks. Take care now. Keep moving. Come on, let's get going. 136 00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:32,600 pronounce you man and wife. Oh, boy, we're married. 137 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,510 It's got the swing, swing, swing, swing, swing. 9418

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